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Posted: 7/5/2015 5:00:06 PM EDT
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If you take a sheet of paper, and set it on the floor in an empty room, the cat will sit on it. This means you need to clean your floor. |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 5:03:26 PM EDT
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Works for more than just paper.
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Posted: 7/5/2015 5:03:37 PM EDT
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That'd be a flat cat trap. You can also use sack traps, ie shopping bags etc, or the best is the box traps. Usually the amazon box traps work well but we got a new vacuum cleaner that came with a free tunnel box trap.
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Posted: 7/5/2015 5:04:22 PM EDT
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Fact,
If you buy your cat a $100 "kitty house", the cat will never enter or explore it. They will, however, play in the box it came in. |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 5:07:38 PM EDT
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Throw a cardboard box on our floor, any time of day or night with the cat at any other place in the house, and you cannot count to 30 before the cat's ass is inside the box.
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Posted: 7/5/2015 5:18:03 PM EDT
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Cats are control freaks. My cat always wants fed when I get out of bed and when I come home from work, REGARDLESS of how much food is in the bowl.
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Posted: 7/5/2015 5:19:57 PM EDT
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nobody cares
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Posted: 7/5/2015 5:21:28 PM EDT
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Fact, If you buy your cat a $100 "kitty house", the cat will never enter or explore it. They will, however, play in the box it came in. Children do this |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 5:23:13 PM EDT
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nobody cares And yet you cared enough to post this. |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 5:24:08 PM EDT
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nobody cares |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 5:24:24 PM EDT
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nobody cares someone got signed up for the cat facts texts. |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 5:26:21 PM EDT
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80% of cat bites are infectious, 5% of dog bites are.
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Posted: 7/5/2015 5:29:23 PM EDT
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Mine will do the same, also with a box, a bag, just about anything.
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Posted: 7/5/2015 5:31:23 PM EDT
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Cats are control freaks. My cat always wants fed when I get out of bed and when I come home from work, REGARDLESS of how much food is in the bowl. |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 5:31:32 PM EDT
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And yet you cared enough to post this. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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nobody cares And yet you cared enough to post this. we have a pet section GD is for serious discussions ONLY 
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Posted: 7/5/2015 5:33:04 PM EDT
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80% of cat bites are infectious, 5% of dog bites are. Muthafucker almost killed me right before Christmas 6 or 7 thousand mg of antibiotics a day. |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 5:33:28 PM EDT
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someone got signed up for the cat facts texts. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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nobody cares someone got signed up for the cat facts texts. 
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Posted: 7/5/2015 5:38:00 PM EDT
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ours love plastic bags and the newspaper your trying to read
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Posted: 7/5/2015 5:40:52 PM EDT
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If you shoot the cat first, he won't get in the box or bag without your help, but then he will stay right there.
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Posted: 7/5/2015 6:18:50 PM EDT
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Fact: when I'm eating chips, the cat wants the chip I'm about to eat, and no other chips. If I pull a chip out of the bag, she doesn't want it. If I pull the chip out of my mouth and give it to her, she still doesn't want it. She wants the one I'm about to eat.
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Posted: 7/5/2015 6:44:01 PM EDT
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Cats also instinctually know which piece of paper is the most important -- they will sit on that one.
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Posted: 7/5/2015 6:49:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Cats also instinctually know which piece of paper is the most important -- they will sit on that one. Cats also know the most important or valuable item on a shelf. Paint cans and other assorted junk on the garage shelf, cat manages to walk the edge of the shelf without disturbing a single item. Then the cat reaches the glass jar that I have the carb parts for the lawn mower stored in. BAM shatters and tiny little screws and bits go scattering across the floor. I call the parts store and tell them to cancel my rebuild kit I had ordered and instead order a whole new carb. |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 6:51:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/5/2015 6:52:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/5/2015 6:58:11 PM EDT
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My friends have three, one of whom is the fattest, laziest cat I've ever seen.
He came alive last night when I broke out the laser pointer. I'd have thought one of the other two would have been more interested. |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 7:53:42 PM EDT
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Domestic cats inherited this behavior from their wild ancestors.
Lions, leopards, and tigers will also sit in/on boxes and sheets of paper. However cardboard boxes and fresh sheets of newsprint are difficult to come by in the jungle. This is why big cats are so vicious -- not enough paper products to go around.
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Posted: 7/5/2015 8:04:06 PM EDT
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Cat fact: belly rubs turn into bloody mayhem if the instruction are not followed explicitly. Where do you find the instructions you ask? Let me know when you find them
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Posted: 7/5/2015 8:07:51 PM EDT
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Cat fact - Male cats do not like their balls being touched.
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Posted: 7/5/2015 8:10:49 PM EDT
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A 16.5 lb American shorthair can completely disappear in a USPS medium flate rate box.
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Posted: 7/5/2015 8:14:45 PM EDT
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Cat fact #1 Gallon milk jug rings are irresistible to cats.
Cat fact #2: Petco catnip imbedded toy mice are easily resisted by cats. Cat fact #3: The 15-20 or so odd milk jug rings retrieved from beneath the refrigerator and stove during a kitchen remodel are easy for cats to resist...especially when you think you've just done the greatest thing for your cat when you reintroduce the milk jug rings to him/her. 
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Posted: 7/5/2015 8:22:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/5/2015 8:24:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/5/2015 8:29:13 PM EDT
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Cat fact: A cat is always on the wrong side of a closed door.
Cat fact: When a cat feels the urge to barf, it will seek the center of the most traveled part of the house, preferably on carpet. |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 8:31:31 PM EDT
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Cat fact: A cat is always on the wrong side of a closed door. Cat fact: When a cat feels the urge to barf, it will seek the center of the most traveled part of the house, preferably on carpet. And that the fucking truth. I have NEVER cleaned up cat puke on my linoleum or hardwood flooring. JUST the carpet. 
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Posted: 7/5/2015 8:33:23 PM EDT
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You sit in a chair for an hour, the cat ignores you.
Fifteen seconds before you intend to get up, the cat will jump in your lap. Mishra on his first birthday... 
His MP5... 
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Posted: 7/5/2015 8:39:07 PM EDT
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Or sit on anything generating heat. <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/user/PhotoTWB/media/Animals/hairless%20cat_zpspncspgep.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/PhotoTWB/Animals/hairless%20cat_zpspncspgep.jpg</a> <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/user/PhotoTWB/media/Animals/Bald%20cats_zpshjp1wodb.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/PhotoTWB/Animals/Bald%20cats_zpshjp1wodb.jpg</a> You shaved your pussy!  
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Posted: 7/5/2015 8:42:20 PM EDT
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You sit in a chair for an hour, the cat ignores you. Fifteen seconds before you intend to get up, the cat will jump in your lap. Mishra on his first birthday... http://www.fototime.com/0A40133B7827A56/medium800.jpg His MP5... http://www.fototime.com/982E68C16218414/standard.jpg http://www.fototime.com/79F9142D1FEF8A9/standard.jpg Nice MP5 |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 8:51:32 PM EDT
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Him - I'd like a little pussy.
Her - Me too. Mine's big enough to park a truck in. |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 8:51:54 PM EDT
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My cat "Buddy" loves (or really hates) laser dots.
He headbutts me nonstop when he wants attention. For some reason when he wants me to pet him he headbutts me then turns facing away. If you point your ass at me for attention you'd better be 1. female, and B. human. Buddy is neither. Is that a cat's dominance act or something? |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 8:54:06 PM EDT
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They will also sleep on the nicest shirt you have laid out to wear. Guaranteed.
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Posted: 7/5/2015 8:56:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 80% of cat bites are infectious, 5% of dog bites are. |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 8:56:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: And that the fucking truth. I have NEVER cleaned up cat puke on my linoleum or hardwood flooring. JUST the carpet. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Cat fact: A cat is always on the wrong side of a closed door. Cat fact: When a cat feels the urge to barf, it will seek the center of the most traveled part of the house, preferably on carpet. And that the fucking truth. I have NEVER cleaned up cat puke on my linoleum or hardwood flooring. JUST the carpet. The best part of waking up, is stepping out of your room into a gooey pile of half digested cat food! Just kidding, the best pat of waking up, is acid in your cup! |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 8:56:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My cat "Buddy" loves (or really hates) laser dots. He headbutts me nonstop when he wants attention. For some reason when he wants me to pet him he headbutts me then turns facing away. If you point your ass at me for attention you'd better be 1. female, and B. human. Buddy is neither. Is that a cat's dominance act or something? |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 8:57:29 PM EDT
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My cat "Buddy" loves (or really hates) laser dots. He headbutts me nonstop when he wants attention. For some reason when he wants me to pet him he headbutts me then turns facing away. If you point your ass at me for attention you'd better be 1. female, and B. human. Buddy is neither. Is that a cat's dominance act or something? Cat assholes are the source of their magical powers. If they don't have someone look at their assholes at least twice a day, they lose their magic. |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 8:57:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My cat "Buddy" loves (or really hates) laser dots. He headbutts me nonstop when he wants attention. For some reason when he wants me to pet him he headbutts me then turns facing away. If you point your ass at me for attention you'd better be 1. female, and B. human. Buddy is neither. Is that a cat's dominance act or something? Do you even cat bro? |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 8:58:05 PM EDT
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Or sit on anything generating heat. <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/user/PhotoTWB/media/Animals/hairless%20cat_zpspncspgep.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/PhotoTWB/Animals/hairless%20cat_zpspncspgep.jpg</a> <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/user/PhotoTWB/media/Animals/Bald%20cats_zpshjp1wodb.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/PhotoTWB/Animals/Bald%20cats_zpshjp1wodb.jpg</a> My next will be a Sphinx. They do well on the SoCal coast because our temperate weather. Then only drawback is the cost of one. |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 8:58:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Any food that is in the bowl when the cat walks away, is (to the cat) non-existent. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Cats are control freaks. My cat always wants fed when I get out of bed and when I come home from work, REGARDLESS of how much food is in the bowl. I can confirm this Here's my cat's "feed me, I'm starving" look  |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 9:00:25 PM EDT
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Him - I'd like a little pussy. Her - Me too. Mine's big enough to park a truck in. Someone has watched Predator way too many times, also. 
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Posted: 7/5/2015 9:01:01 PM EDT
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Or sit on anything generating heat. <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/user/PhotoTWB/media/Animals/hairless%20cat_zpspncspgep.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/PhotoTWB/Animals/hairless%20cat_zpspncspgep.jpg</a> <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/user/PhotoTWB/media/Animals/Bald%20cats_zpshjp1wodb.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/PhotoTWB/Animals/Bald%20cats_zpshjp1wodb.jpg</a> try rogaine>? (seriously why do they not have fur?) |
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