Does your wife ever do this....?

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Posted: 7/5/2015 4:52:59 PM EDT

Sitting here on the couch watching TV. Wife comes home and is in the middle of a phone call, sits down right beside me on the couch and continues her conversation. This on for several minutes before I ask her to take it to another room, figured I'd give her the opportunity to do the right thing. Seriously, WTF? Anyone else with me on this one???

ETA: been home on baby duty today, so have plenty of leeway

ETA: came and kissed me after call ended. Seem okay, could be a tarp though

Posted: 7/5/2015 4:53:55 PM EDT

[#1]

You are sooooo dead.

Posted: 7/5/2015 4:54:41 PM EDT

[#2]

My gf does this. I just turn the tv up

Posted: 7/5/2015 4:54:47 PM EDT

[#3]

Haha

Posted: 7/5/2015 4:54:54 PM EDT

[#4]

You interrupted a woman making a phone call? I predict no pie for you!

Posted: 7/5/2015 4:56:32 PM EDT

[#5]

You a goner

. I call dibs

Posted: 7/5/2015 4:57:28 PM EDT

[#6]

Some times but the thing that really bugs me is when she's on the phone I turn the tv down and make the kids be quiet. If I'm on the phone she asks me questions or starts calling for the kids for something

Posted: 7/5/2015 4:57:36 PM EDT

[#7]

You are now on you're way to learning the a woman is never wrong .. good luck when she's off the phone

Posted: 7/5/2015 4:58:58 PM EDT

[#8]

You are doing it wrong.

Posted: 7/5/2015 4:59:36 PM EDT

[#9]

OP doesn't like pie......

Posted: 7/5/2015 5:00:36 PM EDT

[#10]

Usually when I'm on the crapper.
My dog kicks the door open, comes in and watches, then my wife has to come in and talk.
I always have an audience.

Posted: 7/5/2015 5:01:28 PM EDT

[#11]

My wife doesn't exist.

Posted: 7/5/2015 5:03:36 PM EDT

[#12]

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Usually when I'm on the crapper.

My dog kicks the door open, comes in and watches, then my wife has to come in and talk.

I always have an audience.

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I really don't get people who can take a dump without locking the door. I live alone, and my bathroom entrance is inside my bedroom, and you'd still have to go through 3 locked doors to get to me

Posted: 7/5/2015 5:03:54 PM EDT

[#13]

Mine used to do this until I kept turning the TV/radio/whatever up until she couldn't hear and either had to anbandon the call or leave the room, she figured it out and now takes it somewhere else.

Posted: 7/5/2015 5:04:19 PM EDT

[#14]

My husband does this from time to time. I just pause the show until he's done. It doesn't bother me. Maybe it should?

Posted: 7/5/2015 5:04:29 PM EDT

[#15]

All the time.

I've told her to sit in her car or stay outside until she's done.

Posted: 7/5/2015 5:09:05 PM EDT

[#16]

she gave you the kiss of death. you will not see tomorrow.

Posted: 7/5/2015 5:09:27 PM EDT

[#17]

Turn the volume up to ...

Posted: 7/5/2015 5:10:28 PM EDT

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You need to get angry and violent over everything, it's the GD way.

Posted: 7/5/2015 5:10:38 PM EDT

[#19]

It's when the phone rings and she takes the call to another room that you have to worry.

Posted: 7/5/2015 5:10:50 PM EDT

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Great. Guess I should post the GPS coordinates of my tragic boating accident

Posted: 7/5/2015 5:12:08 PM EDT

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Great. Guess I should post the GPS coordinates of my tragic boating accident

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Great. Guess I should post the GPS coordinates of my tragic boating accident

Dibs.

Posted: 7/5/2015 5:12:16 PM EDT

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You need to get angry and violent over everything, it's the GD way.

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My husband does this from time to time. I just pause the show until he's done. It doesn't bother me. Maybe it should?

You need to get angry and violent over everything, it's the GD way.

Oh. Right.

Posted: 7/5/2015 5:13:37 PM EDT

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I really don't get people who can take a dump without locking the door. I live alone, and my bathroom entrance is inside my bedroom, and you'd still have to go through 3 locked doors to get to me

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Usually when I'm on the crapper.
My dog kicks the door open, comes in and watches, then my wife has to come in and talk.
I always have an audience.

I really don't get people who can take a dump without locking the door. I live alone, and my bathroom entrance is inside my bedroom, and you'd still have to go through 3 locked doors to get to me

Hope you dont leave your mac-10 outside

Posted: 7/5/2015 5:15:20 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/5/2015 5:16:32 PM EDT

[#25]

I just pointed to the other room until she got the message. Now she does it automatically, and so do I. We both thank each other for doing it, so there are no hard feelings about it.

Posted: 7/5/2015 5:19:07 PM EDT

[#26]

Mine will come in on the phone and as me to turn tv down. Or if I am on the phone ask me to leave room so she can hear tv.

Posted: 7/5/2015 5:19:20 PM EDT

[#27]

Join in the phone convo

Who is it? Betty? Hiiiii Betty!
Then make inane comments based on wife's half of convo.

She will leave

Btw OP sleeps with the fishes

Posted: 7/5/2015 5:20:14 PM EDT

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Sitting here on the couch watching TV. Wife comes home and is in the middle of a phone call, sits down right beside me on the couch and continues her conversation. This on for several minutes before I ask her to take it to another room, figured I'd give her the opportunity to do the right thing. Seriously, WTF? Anyone else with me on this one???

ETA: been home on baby duty today, so have plenty of leeway

ETA: came and kissed me after call ended. Seem okay, could be a tarp though

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Better watch the fuck out for those TARPs.....

Posted: 7/5/2015 5:22:59 PM EDT

[#29]

I just start playing with her tits. She either gets annoyed and leaves or starts doing stuff to the meatstick. I win either way.

Posted: 7/5/2015 5:25:25 PM EDT

[#30]

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I really don't get people who can take a dump without locking the door. I live alone, and my bathroom entrance is inside my bedroom, and you'd still have to go through 3 locked doors to get to me

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Usually when I'm on the crapper.
My dog kicks the door open, comes in and watches, then my wife has to come in and talk.
I always have an audience.

I really don't get people who can take a dump without locking the door. I live alone, and my bathroom entrance is inside my bedroom, and you'd still have to go through 3 locked doors to get to me

I close the door but if it's not pushed closed hard and locked my dog can head butt it open.
If I lock it, my dog will keep hitting the door.

Ok sometimes I like an audience.

Posted: 7/5/2015 5:28:47 PM EDT

[#31]

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I just start playing with her tits. She either gets annoyed and leaves or starts doing stuff to the meatstick. I win either way.

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Fucking brilliant

Posted: 7/5/2015 5:28:48 PM EDT

[#32]

I start yelling "suck my dick bitch" so the person she is talking to can hear...

Posted: 7/5/2015 5:30:12 PM EDT

[#33]

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You interrupted a woman making a phone call? I predict no pie for you!

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Or, dinner!z

Posted: 7/5/2015 5:30:38 PM EDT

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Fucking brilliant

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I just start playing with her tits. She either gets annoyed and leaves or starts doing stuff to the meatstick. I win either way.

Fucking brilliant

That's Nobel Prize material there.

Posted: 7/5/2015 5:31:12 PM EDT

[#35]

No problem with that here. When I'm around, my wife isn't on the phone. She'll excuses herself if she needs to make an important call. I do the same.

Posted: 7/5/2015 5:33:22 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/5/2015 5:36:46 PM EDT

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I just start playing with her tits. She either gets annoyed and leaves or starts doing stuff to the meatstick. I win either way.

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Posted: 7/5/2015 5:41:39 PM EDT

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I just start playing with her tits. She either gets annoyed and leaves or starts doing stuff to the meatstick. I win either way.

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Is this a gif of Ross Perot in middle school?

Posted: 7/5/2015 6:01:06 PM EDT

[#39]

OP, you are not alone.

Posted: 7/5/2015 6:11:58 PM EDT

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Thank you sir

Posted: 7/5/2015 6:14:12 PM EDT

[#41]

TLK for president

Posted: 7/5/2015 6:14:41 PM EDT

[#42]

I threw a bag of crackers at my wife last night while she was eating cereal. Spilled milk all over her lap and and in her hair. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have to let her interrupting a tv show slide for awhile.

Posted: 7/5/2015 6:20:56 PM EDT

[#43]

I wouldn't sleep tonight.

Posted: 7/5/2015 6:21:21 PM EDT

[#44]

I join in the conversation randomly based on my wife's responses or start talking into a random object overly loud like i am a caricature of an early 20th century oil tycoon or sometimes a mobster.

Posted: 7/5/2015 6:23:34 PM EDT

[#45]

My wife always goes outside with her phone calls. It gives her an excuse to smoke since she doesn't in the house and she knows how I feel about the kind of gossip that goes on between her, her mom and her sister. Fuck that, I don't want to hear it and I don't want to know about it.