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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:37:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:37:33 PM EDT
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Maybe she didn't want people to think you were together?
Dunno man. I don't think you did anything creepy. ETA: Fuck. I wasted post 911 on this instead of a Porsche thread 
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:39:13 PM EDT
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She wouldn't have moved if you started off by pissing on her to assert dominance. Lesson learned for next time.
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:39:54 PM EDT
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Maybe she didn't want people to think you were together? Dunno man. I don't think you did anything creepy. Fuck. I wasted post 911 on this instead of a Porsche thread
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:40:01 PM EDT
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Must have been the furious masturbation.
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:41:03 PM EDT
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She's not comfortable being so close to an arfcom legend. Put yourself in her place, how comfortable would you be working out next to a virile man-god? That's a lot of pressure!
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:41:29 PM EDT
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Men don't belong on stairmasters.
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:41:41 PM EDT
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Maybe she wanted a better view of a show that just came on the tv. Maybe her machine was acting up. Or maybe she is just a snob. Of course, you whispering "I smell your c**t, b*tch" like in Silence of the Lambs might have had something to do with it.
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:42:12 PM EDT
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Duh, stupid white male microaggressing without even knowing. This is why we can't have white males.
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:43:11 PM EDT
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Same thing I do in the bathroom. If a Dude steps up to the urinal next to me then I simply apply adequate pressure to the urial sphincter muscle, tuck back in (no real reason to zip), and shuffle over to the next furthest urinal. All while giving the Dude a Wtf look.
Also she may have not felt "too fresh" herself. I would think women worry more about that then men. Or she knew she did not have enough in her gym bag to make you a sandwich also. |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:43:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Men don't belong on stairmasters. This. Do you even squat, bro? |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:43:21 PM EDT
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I wanted to be the first to post, but I didn't want to be next to your post.
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:43:39 PM EDT
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Men don't belong on stairmasters. Ha ha ha so true. you may have posed a threat to her womanhood. |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:44:12 PM EDT
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Men don't belong on stairmasters. Says the guy with a giant gut as his pic. |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:45:04 PM EDT
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Ha ha ha so true. you may have posed a threat to her womanhood. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Men don't belong on stairmasters. Ha ha ha so true. you may have posed a threat to her womanhood. I can climb to the top of the Sears Tower now, do you even stair bro? |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:45:07 PM EDT
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Rape pheremones
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:46:18 PM EDT
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Men don't belong on stairmasters. True. she probably though you were a weakling |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:48:20 PM EDT
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Yeah I'm leaning towards you subliminally microaggressing,
hey, you might not have even realized you were doing it. |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:49:33 PM EDT
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You triggered something.
I'm not sure what, let me get my microaggression flow chart |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:49:45 PM EDT
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Did your stairmaster session look like this? Could be why she moved.
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:50:05 PM EDT
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Yeah I'm leaning towards you subliminally microaggressing, hey, you might not have even realized you were doing it. Yes, this. Let me guess op, fat white guy... ... am i right? |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:50:08 PM EDT
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Yeah I'm leaning towards you subliminally microaggressing, hey, you might not have even realized you were doing it. She is hot, and has a perfect ass, she may have caught some brain waves of me imagining things I could do to that ass or something...
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:50:34 PM EDT
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I hate to say it but I think we need a pic of the whole OP to properly asses this situation.
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:50:51 PM EDT
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Yes, this. Let me guess op, fat white guy... ... am i right? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Yeah I'm leaning towards you subliminally microaggressing, hey, you might not have even realized you were doing it. Yes, this. Let me guess op, fat white guy... ... am i right? Nope, down to 169 now, 5-11 never been fat in my life |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:51:07 PM EDT
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She is hot, and has a perfect ass, she may have caught some brain waves of me imagining things I could do to that ass or something... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Yeah I'm leaning towards you subliminally microaggressing, hey, you might not have even realized you were doing it. She is hot, and has a perfect ass, she may have caught some brain waves of me imagining things I could do to that ass or something... She didn't want people to think y'all were together 
What if some alpha came in there that she might actually want to date? |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:53:01 PM EDT
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Nope, down to 169 now, 5-11 never been fat in my life Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Yeah I'm leaning towards you subliminally microaggressing, hey, you might not have even realized you were doing it. Yes, this. Let me guess op, fat white guy... ... am i right? Nope, down to 169 now, 5-11 never been fat in my life Time for steak, eggs and musclemilk brah. Also goodbye stairmaster, hello squatrack. |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:53:25 PM EDT
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She wants the D OP.
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:54:27 PM EDT
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Lets flip this around, what would you have done if she had moved right next to you halfway through the workout?
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:54:38 PM EDT
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She always has the muscle heads hitting on her at the gym, I think my 'skinny, good looking' powers were too much for her.
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:55:13 PM EDT
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Lets flip this around, what would you have done if she had moved right next to you halfway through the workout? Nothing, married to a great woman. |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:56:18 PM EDT
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She always has the muscle heads hitting on her at the gym, I think my 'skinny, good looking' powers were too much for her. Ah, then maybe see thinks you're a creep for always checking her out? |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:57:00 PM EDT
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You should have then moved to the middle stairmaster.
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:57:38 PM EDT
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Ah, then maybe see thinks you're a creep for always checking her out? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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She always has the muscle heads hitting on her at the gym, I think my 'skinny, good looking' powers were too much for her. Ah, then maybe see thinks you're a creep for always checking her out? Yeah, that's it |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:57:57 PM EDT
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You should have then moved to the middle stairmaster. I like your style! |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 2:59:41 PM EDT
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Maybe she moved because she realized what a self centered cunt she was being or just extending the same personal space courtesy that you mentioned.
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Posted: 7/4/2015 3:01:01 PM EDT
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Maybe she moved because she realized what a self centered cunt she was being or just extending the same personal space courtesy that you mentioned. ? She was just working out, like me |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 3:02:52 PM EDT
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Yeah, that's it Quote HistoryQuoted:
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She always has the muscle heads hitting on her at the gym, I think my 'skinny, good looking' powers were too much for her. Ah, then maybe see thinks you're a creep for always checking her out? Yeah, that's it Just get a T-shirt that says "Creeper" in large font and call it a lesson learned. |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 3:05:24 PM EDT
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Says the guy with a giant gut as his pic. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Men don't belong on stairmasters. Says the guy with a giant gut as his pic. See my sigline. Send me a windowed pmag as reperations. |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 3:06:54 PM EDT
[#39]
Jiggling making her sea sick?
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Posted: 7/4/2015 3:12:04 PM EDT
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I can climb to the top of the Sears Tower now, do you even stair bro? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Men don't belong on stairmasters. Ha ha ha so true. you may have posed a threat to her womanhood. I can climb to the top of the Sears Tower now, do you even stair bro? I hope you're not that skinny faggot on the stairmasters with his arms straight, elbows locked to hold his weight while 'climbing'. At 5'11" 170lbs and on the stairmaster, all that's missing in the description is a fuzzy 70's style headband. |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 3:13:18 PM EDT
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I hope you're not that skinny faggot on the stairmasters with his arms straight, elbows locked to hold his weight while 'climbing'. At 5'11" 170lbs and on the stairmaster, all that's missing in the description is a fuzzy 70's style headband. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Men don't belong on stairmasters. Ha ha ha so true. you may have posed a threat to her womanhood. I can climb to the top of the Sears Tower now, do you even stair bro? I hope you're not that skinny faggot on the stairmasters with his arms straight, elbows locked to hold his weight while 'climbing'. At 5'11" 170lbs and on the stairmaster, all that's missing in the description is a fuzzy 70's style headband. No headband lol |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 3:19:49 PM EDT
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Maybe she is an attention whore and Knew you would be on ARFCOM, sniveling like a little bitch.
Guess maybe she played that card right. One point for her. 
If you are married, who fucking cares what and where that bitch works out. Man up and quit being a lil HO. 
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Posted: 7/4/2015 3:33:20 PM EDT
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This is screaming for a parody thread by the way. If that was allowed.
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Posted: 7/4/2015 3:39:25 PM EDT
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The only time this ever happened to me was when I got on the same machine behind the girl.
Talk about screaming and yelling. |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 3:43:02 PM EDT
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She is hot, and has a perfect ass, she may have caught some brain waves of me imagining things I could do to that ass or something... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Yeah I'm leaning towards you subliminally microaggressing, hey, you might not have even realized you were doing it. She is hot, and has a perfect ass, she may have caught some brain waves of me imagining things I could do to that ass or something... Well, either that or the pup tent in your gym shorts. |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 3:47:29 PM EDT
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Fuck iPhone I'm not even going to try to post what I had to say again.
Keep on working. |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 3:59:00 PM EDT
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Did she wipe down the middle machine, or just leave it wet for the next girl?
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Posted: 7/4/2015 4:00:21 PM EDT
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Did she wipe down the middle machine, or just leave it wet for the next girl? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile No wipe down, some goober hit that middle machine soon after she moved. |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 4:04:16 PM EDT
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If it was me, I would figure she caught me looking at her too much.
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Posted: 7/4/2015 4:08:21 PM EDT
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Maybe she didn't want people to think you were together? Dunno man. I don't think you did anything creepy. ETA: Fuck. I wasted post 911 on this instead of a Porsche thread
really?? how about a 911 thread to honor our country on 9 fucking 11 |
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