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Posted: 7/2/2015 2:18:26 PM EDT
Yes it's true.......
A scary wary foxy woxy terrorised a bunch of adult humans. 
TERROR AND CHAOS A "vicious" fox trapped eight people inside a sports club for three hours as it stalked them from the car park. The animal appeared as people were preparing to leave Alconbury Sports and Social Club, Cambridgeshire. Panic reigned, with a woman being bitten, a man falling off his bicycle as he was chased and a pest controller being pursued back to his car. Club chairman Bruce Staines, who was chased around the car park, said he had "never seen anything like it". Mr Staines admitted he "tweaked his groin" trying to get away from the marauding animal and back to the safety of the club. "None of us could get out. When we tried to use a side door, the fox heard and came haring round there." More at link http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-33360817 More scary foxy woxies 
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Posted: 7/2/2015 2:19:16 PM EDT
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Awesome.
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Posted: 7/2/2015 2:20:31 PM EDT
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Basil Brush off his Xanax again? Boom boom!
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Posted: 7/2/2015 2:23:00 PM EDT
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Wild animal approaching and biting people? That ain't natural, and rabies ain't no joke.
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Posted: 7/2/2015 2:23:25 PM EDT
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Is it a felony to beat a fox Britain? Probably some kind of animal cruelty/homo sapien vigilantism crime.
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Posted: 7/2/2015 2:23:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/2/2015 2:23:54 PM EDT
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Is it a felony to beat a fox Britain? Probably some kind of animal cruelty/homo sapien vigilantism crime. Sapient privilege. |
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Posted: 7/2/2015 2:24:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/2/2015 2:25:12 PM EDT
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Did it say anything?
I have often been curious about what foxes say. |
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Posted: 7/2/2015 2:25:50 PM EDT
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Wild animal approaching and biting people? That ain't natural, and rabies ain't no joke. Rabies is pretty much unheard of in Britain due to strict quarantine policies |
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Posted: 7/2/2015 2:26:57 PM EDT
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That Rupert Murdoch sonovabitch.
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Posted: 7/2/2015 2:27:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/2/2015 2:28:25 PM EDT
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Is it a felony to beat a fox Britain? Probably some kind of animal cruelty/homo sapien vigilantism crime. You are allowed to throw stones of less than 18mm at foxes using the under-arm technique provided you do not throw more than 12 stones per hour and you do not hit the fox. If the fox is hit, you have to stop and hand yourself into the police. True story. |
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Posted: 7/2/2015 2:29:50 PM EDT
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And they once ruled most of the world.
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Posted: 7/2/2015 2:30:09 PM EDT
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That's what happens when you do away with fox hunting.
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Posted: 7/2/2015 2:32:09 PM EDT
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Keep calm and punt then carry on smartly.
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Posted: 7/2/2015 2:32:53 PM EDT
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That's what happens when you do away with fox hunting. Packs of foxes chasing people through urban parks is only a matter of months away. |
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Posted: 7/2/2015 2:41:09 PM EDT
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Did it say anything? I have often been curious about what foxes say. I dunno. I wasn't there. I reckon it was probably reciting satanic chants backwards and wharrrrgaaarbling. or something like that. Scary stuff, and no mistake. |
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Posted: 7/2/2015 2:42:23 PM EDT
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They need to lay off their Anglo privilege and give the foxes the space they need to destroy.
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Posted: 7/2/2015 2:45:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/2/2015 2:49:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Rabies is pretty much unheard of in Britain due to strict quarantine policies Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Wild animal approaching and biting people? That ain't natural, and rabies ain't no joke. Rabies is pretty much unheard of in Britain due to strict quarantine policies |
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Posted: 7/2/2015 2:56:10 PM EDT
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Really? I just kind of figured it was pretty much all over. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Wild animal approaching and biting people? That ain't natural, and rabies ain't no joke. Rabies is pretty much unheard of in Britain due to strict quarantine policies Nah, very low incidence of it in the UK. Last recorded case was in May 2012 and that was someone who had visited India, been bitten there and then fallen ill when they returned back to the UK. Only 4 cases since 2000, all of them contracted abroad. |
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Posted: 7/2/2015 3:03:51 PM EDT
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Fox was just trying to assert his trans-human-ness. Why Brits gotta enforce stupid cis-species identity strata anyway?
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Posted: 7/2/2015 3:04:05 PM EDT
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Nah, very low incidence of it in the UK. Last recorded case was in May 2012 and that was someone who had visited India, been bitten there and then fallen ill when they returned back to the UK. Only 4 cases since 2000, all of them contracted abroad. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Wild animal approaching and biting people? That ain't natural, and rabies ain't no joke. Rabies is pretty much unheard of in Britain due to strict quarantine policies Nah, very low incidence of it in the UK. Last recorded case was in May 2012 and that was someone who had visited India, been bitten there and then fallen ill when they returned back to the UK. Only 4 cases since 2000, all of them contracted abroad. Wow, y'all might be pee-in-your-pants scared of tiny fuzz balls, but at least you got that whole rabies thing figured out. Cause rabies is scary shit, yo. |
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Posted: 7/2/2015 3:09:26 PM EDT
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Wow, y'all might be pee-in-your-pants scared of tiny fuzz balls, but at least you got that whole rabies thing figured out. Cause rabies is scary shit, yo. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Wild animal approaching and biting people? That ain't natural, and rabies ain't no joke. Rabies is pretty much unheard of in Britain due to strict quarantine policies Nah, very low incidence of it in the UK. Last recorded case was in May 2012 and that was someone who had visited India, been bitten there and then fallen ill when they returned back to the UK. Only 4 cases since 2000, all of them contracted abroad. Wow, y'all might be pee-in-your-pants scared of tiny fuzz balls, but at least you got that whole rabies thing figured out. Cause rabies is scary shit, yo. It's one of the few bans that actually worked. Ban Rabies for the Chillens was the start of it all. No other ban has met with such success, and we currently have 1,324,992 bans in place. |
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Posted: 7/2/2015 3:16:24 PM EDT
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Why didn't one of them just shoot it? |
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Posted: 7/2/2015 3:18:24 PM EDT
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Why didn't one of them just shoot it? Because that would hurt feelings and we would need to have a national day of mourning. |
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Posted: 7/2/2015 3:22:40 PM EDT
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A nine iron would have taken care of that. 
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Posted: 7/2/2015 9:27:43 PM EDT
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Did it say anything? I have often been curious about what foxes say. you wouldn't have understood it anyway, unless you speak British. |
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Posted: 7/2/2015 9:30:29 PM EDT
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You are allowed to throw stones of less than 18mm at foxes using the under-arm technique provided you do not throw more than 12 stones per hour and you do not hit the fox. If the fox is hit, you have to stop and hand yourself into the police. True story. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Is it a felony to beat a fox Britain? Probably some kind of animal cruelty/homo sapien vigilantism crime. You are allowed to throw stones of less than 18mm at foxes using the under-arm technique provided you do not throw more than 12 stones per hour and you do not hit the fox. If the fox is hit, you have to stop and hand yourself into the police. True story. I was menaced by a rabid skunk at my place a few years ago. I shot in the face with a 12 gauge, put it in a trash bag and then a box and tossed it on top of my burn pile. then we went out to dinner. this all took way less than 8 hours, and no one was bitten or fell off their bike. maybe it's a UK thing? |
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Posted: 7/2/2015 9:32:48 PM EDT
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OP, that post is brilliant!
Those damn taxidermy pics never cease to bring tears to my eyes.
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Posted: 7/2/2015 10:00:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I was menaced by a rabid skunk at my place a few years ago. I shot in the face with a 12 gauge, put it in a trash bag and then a box and tossed it on top of my burn pile. then we went out to dinner. this all took way less than 8 hours, and no one was bitten or fell off their bike. maybe it's a UK thing? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Is it a felony to beat a fox Britain? Probably some kind of animal cruelty/homo sapien vigilantism crime. You are allowed to throw stones of less than 18mm at foxes using the under-arm technique provided you do not throw more than 12 stones per hour and you do not hit the fox. If the fox is hit, you have to stop and hand yourself into the police. True story. I was menaced by a rabid skunk at my place a few years ago. I shot in the face with a 12 gauge, put it in a trash bag and then a box and tossed it on top of my burn pile. then we went out to dinner. this all took way less than 8 hours, and no one was bitten or fell off their bike. maybe it's a UK thing? I was also menaced by a skunk. I had to go to work and it was sitting under my driver's door daring me to try to get in. I did in fact use the under arm technique, the skunk was not hit directly, and I had to throw no more than 18 small sized stones to shoo it away. Thusly I adjudicated my actions to be lawful and did not hand myself in. |
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Posted: 7/2/2015 11:44:17 PM EDT
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I was also menaced by a skunk. I had to go to work and it was sitting under my driver's door daring me to try to get in. I did in fact use the under arm technique, the skunk was not hit directly, and I had to throw no more than 18 small sized stones to shoo it away. Thusly I adjudicated my actions to be lawful and did not hand myself in. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Is it a felony to beat a fox Britain? Probably some kind of animal cruelty/homo sapien vigilantism crime. You are allowed to throw stones of less than 18mm at foxes using the under-arm technique provided you do not throw more than 12 stones per hour and you do not hit the fox. If the fox is hit, you have to stop and hand yourself into the police. True story. I was menaced by a rabid skunk at my place a few years ago. I shot in the face with a 12 gauge, put it in a trash bag and then a box and tossed it on top of my burn pile. then we went out to dinner. this all took way less than 8 hours, and no one was bitten or fell off their bike. maybe it's a UK thing? I was also menaced by a skunk. I had to go to work and it was sitting under my driver's door daring me to try to get in. I did in fact use the under arm technique, the skunk was not hit directly, and I had to throw no more than 18 small sized stones to shoo it away. Thusly I adjudicated my actions to be lawful and did not hand myself in. good show, old bean. |
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Posted: 7/2/2015 11:45:13 PM EDT
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Why didn't they try and hit it with something?
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Posted: 7/3/2015 3:16:31 AM EDT
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I was menaced by a rabid skunk at my place a few years ago. I shot in the face with a 12 gauge, put it in a trash bag and then a box and tossed it on top of my burn pile. then we went out to dinner. this all took way less than 8 hours, and no one was bitten or fell off their bike. maybe it's a UK thing? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Is it a felony to beat a fox Britain? Probably some kind of animal cruelty/homo sapien vigilantism crime. You are allowed to throw stones of less than 18mm at foxes using the under-arm technique provided you do not throw more than 12 stones per hour and you do not hit the fox. If the fox is hit, you have to stop and hand yourself into the police. True story. I was menaced by a rabid skunk at my place a few years ago. I shot in the face with a 12 gauge, put it in a trash bag and then a box and tossed it on top of my burn pile. then we went out to dinner. this all took way less than 8 hours, and no one was bitten or fell off their bike. maybe it's a UK thing? Great skillz, bro. |
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Posted: 7/3/2015 3:18:36 AM EDT
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Why didn't they try and hit it with something? Because screaming and pleading with a dumb animal the size of large chicken was deemed to be far more effective.
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Posted: 7/3/2015 3:40:13 AM EDT
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Why didn't they ring up local Royalty to bring their hounds? Jolly good times would ensue, plus rescue.
Dinsdale would have settled that right proper! Bicycle Repairman, even. |
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Posted: 7/3/2015 3:48:05 AM EDT
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This is the type of image the UK anti fox hunting crowd use.
See how evil fox hunting is 
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Posted: 7/3/2015 3:51:33 AM EDT
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This is the type of image the UK anti fox hunting crowd use. See how evil fox hunting is https://scontent-ams3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11110256_885193984881585_8696459354242104093_n.jpg?oh=80ccf0074a28c0df6160049cbf299b7f&oe=5617B260 Ginger child and fox in a stare off. That is no ordinary confrontation. |
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Posted: 7/3/2015 3:54:40 AM EDT
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Just pull out your glock 19 and shoot the damn thing.
Oh wait.....
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Posted: 7/3/2015 3:59:08 AM EDT
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They need to get the house cat that trapped the Oregon family and have it fight the Fox for dominance.
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Posted: 7/3/2015 4:01:11 AM EDT
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Just pull out your glock 19 and shoot the damn thing. Oh wait..... Dude. Using HE seems excessive. It's a bad tempered 15lb dog, Not an Al Qaeda cell. |
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Posted: 7/3/2015 4:52:10 AM EDT
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idiots lol
eta The trapped people not the GD responses |
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Posted: 7/3/2015 5:00:28 AM EDT
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Because screaming and pleading with a dumb animal the size of large chicken was deemed to be far more effective. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Why didn't they try and hit it with something? Because screaming and pleading with a dumb animal the size of large chicken was deemed to be far more effective. They couldn't have shood it away with a broom? Or got a small dog to chase it away? |
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Posted: 7/3/2015 5:01:27 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Dude. Using HE seems excessive. It's a bad tempered 15lb dog, Not an Al Qaeda cell. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Just pull out your glock 19 and shoot the damn thing. Oh wait..... Dude. Using HE seems excessive. It's a bad tempered 15lb dog, Not an Al Qaeda cell. Ahaha. XD > Glock |
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Posted: 7/3/2015 5:03:05 AM EDT
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Ahaha. XD > Glock Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Just pull out your glock 19 and shoot the damn thing. Oh wait..... Dude. Using HE seems excessive. It's a bad tempered 15lb dog, Not an Al Qaeda cell. Ahaha. XD > Glock That's a depiction of a Glock getting ready to eat an XD, good call. |
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Posted: 7/3/2015 5:46:56 AM EDT
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That's a depiction of a Glock getting ready to eat an XD, good call. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Just pull out your glock 19 and shoot the damn thing. Oh wait..... Dude. Using HE seems excessive. It's a bad tempered 15lb dog, Not an Al Qaeda cell. Ahaha. XD > Glock That's a depiction of a Glock getting ready to eat an XD, good call. Well played sir. |
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Posted: 7/3/2015 6:40:50 AM EDT
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Yes it's true....... A scary wary foxy woxy terrorised a bunch of adult humans. http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/5398/production/_84000412_fox1.jpg TERROR AND CHAOS A "vicious" fox trapped eight people inside a sports club for three hours as it stalked them from the car park. The animal appeared as people were preparing to leave Alconbury Sports and Social Club, Cambridgeshire. Panic reigned, with a woman being bitten, a man falling off his bicycle as he was chased and a pest controller being pursued back to his car. Club chairman Bruce Staines, who was chased around the car park, said he had "never seen anything like it". Mr Staines admitted he "tweaked his groin" trying to get away from the marauding animal and back to the safety of the club. "None of us could get out. When we tried to use a side door, the fox heard and came haring round there." More at link http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-33360817 More scary foxy woxies http://www.badtaxidermy.com/images/posts/99.jpg https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/7b/69/44/7b69446cc910245558c6586a6c1663b4.jpg http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--OIIXsJGR--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/18ojvtgaoj2upjpg.jpg How did you people go from running this mother fucker (the world) to becoming a nation of panty waists? |
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Posted: 7/3/2015 6:44:46 AM EDT
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Ginger child and fox in a stare off. That is no ordinary confrontation. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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This is the type of image the UK anti fox hunting crowd use. See how evil fox hunting is Ginger child and fox in a stare off. That is no ordinary confrontation. The fox is only docile because she already stole its soul. |
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Posted: 7/3/2015 6:59:48 AM EDT
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The fox is only docile because she already stole its soul. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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This is the type of image the UK anti fox hunting crowd use. See how evil fox hunting is https://scontent-ams3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11110256_885193984881585_8696459354242104093_n.jpg?oh=80ccf0074a28c0df6160049cbf299b7f&oe=5617B260 Ginger child and fox in a stare off. That is no ordinary confrontation. The fox is only docile because she already stole its soul. She's probably into horses, too. |
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Posted: 7/3/2015 7:04:22 AM EDT
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And they once ruled most of the world. I think you're thinking of cats. |
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