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Posted: 6/29/2015 2:08:54 PM EDT
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Riveting tale old chap, simply riveting.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 2:09:12 PM EDT
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I know you're right but getting hit and called a pedo is going to be impossible to ignore. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A drunk lady hits you in the head and is yelling at you in the restaurant accusing you of child molestation and you sit there silently and say nothing? I would not have sat silently especially after be hit and accused of that. No fucking way. Drunken dipshits are not worth the trouble. Ever. I know you're right but getting hit and called a pedo is going to be impossible to ignore. You would get raped in the court of public opinion and possibly civil court. I am not saying she doesn't deserve to shit her teeth out for her words, but it isn't worth the hassle. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 2:10:10 PM EDT
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A strike? Bro, how did you make it through the concussion? Was the giggle due to TBI? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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your feelings may have been assaulted. you were not however. A strike? Bro, how did you make it through the concussion? Was the giggle due to TBI? TBI... LMFAO |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 2:10:25 PM EDT
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Maybe she hates LaRue that much.
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Ever see the opening scene of Way of the Gun? Seems applicable. This. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 2:15:20 PM EDT
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Very disappointing story OP.
At first it read like the start of Jason Statham movie. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 2:21:45 PM EDT
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I would have told her boyfriend he better get her drunk ass away from me. If not I'd have turned 2 on both of them.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 2:23:53 PM EDT
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Better to share your tale here than at the police station or the hospital.
Txl |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 2:26:32 PM EDT
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I'm a 55 year old tile contractor and broken in multiple ways, I had just worked 10 hours of my 15 for last night, so no I don't operate or even blade. If it escalated any further I would have just got up and walked out (besides that is where my gun was) and left if possible Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'm not surprised there are so many pedo bears in AK that almost anyone could get mistaken for one. Also being a drunk crazy person it's obvious her judgement was impaired. What surprises me is a lack of blading to the 45 or liberal use bear spray on the crazy couple. Do you even operate bro?  Common sense in Fairbanks...? Next you're going to tell me you didn't even go to Reflections. 
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Posted: 6/29/2015 2:30:42 PM EDT
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 One of your buddies at work put an "I like little girls" sign on your back when you weren't looking.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 2:34:08 PM EDT
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You would get raped in the court of public opinion and possibly civil court. I am not saying she doesn't deserve to shit her teeth out for her words, but it isn't worth the hassle. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A drunk lady hits you in the head and is yelling at you in the restaurant accusing you of child molestation and you sit there silently and say nothing? I would not have sat silently especially after be hit and accused of that. No fucking way. Drunken dipshits are not worth the trouble. Ever. I know you're right but getting hit and called a pedo is going to be impossible to ignore. You would get raped in the court of public opinion and possibly civil court. I am not saying she doesn't deserve to shit her teeth out for her words, but it isn't worth the hassle. I'm would not have gotten into a physical altercation with her but being hit and called a pedo would warrant some response verbally at least. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 2:35:22 PM EDT
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You would get raped in the court of public opinion and possibly civil court. I am not saying she doesn't deserve to shit her teeth out for her words, but it isn't worth the hassle. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A drunk lady hits you in the head and is yelling at you in the restaurant accusing you of child molestation and you sit there silently and say nothing? I would not have sat silently especially after be hit and accused of that. No fucking way. Drunken dipshits are not worth the trouble. Ever. I know you're right but getting hit and called a pedo is going to be impossible to ignore. You would get raped in the court of public opinion and possibly civil court. I am not saying she doesn't deserve to shit her teeth out for her words, but it isn't worth the hassle. Especially considering she was likely a minority in this situation. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 2:39:14 PM EDT
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You got hit and laughed about it, because your SA was bad, maybe. Then, you think your gun, in a car, in the parking lot, is easy enough to retrieve, until you can't get out because the man trying to herd his woman out blocks the door with a knife. Eh, you were there, not me so you know better what was going on. Either way, I'm glad it didn't turn into something worse. Where do those kind of people come from?
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Posted: 6/29/2015 2:40:17 PM EDT
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your feelings may have been assaulted. you were not however. Sadly in many states now the legal dfinition of assualt is unwanted touching. I don't know if Alaska is that way but it could have been a poke after he said don't ouch me and be assualt in many states .
I once booked a cute thirty something teacher for domestic assualt because she "maliciously" tickled her husband while teasing him after he told her to stop and he recorded it on his cell phone  ... That guy must have been the biggest pussy in the whole country.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 2:43:04 PM EDT
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A drunk lady hits you in the head and is yelling at you in the restaurant accusing you of child molestation and you sit there silently and say nothing? I would not have sat silently especially after be hit and accused of that. No fucking way. What can you really do in this scenario that isn't going to escalate the situation and/or land YOUR ass in jail? Your best bet is really to ignore it all the best you can til the drunk chick gets bored and moves on. Sure that may not soothe a butthurt ego in the heat of the moment, but is the best thing you can do. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 2:50:14 PM EDT
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Hold on a second........... You still have smoking sections?!?! Pretty rare but I'm sure he went to the Airport Way Family Restaurant Not the highest quality establishment |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 2:50:37 PM EDT
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Are you working the Fred Meyer remodel or doing road work?
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Posted: 6/29/2015 2:53:46 PM EDT
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Fuck her.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 2:56:31 PM EDT
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Sadly in many states now the legal dfinition of assualt is unwanted touching. I don't know if Alaska is that way but it could have been a poke after he said don't ouch me and be assualt in many states .
I once booked a cute thirty something teacher for domestic assualt because she "maliciously" tickled her husband while teasing him after he told her to stop and he recorded it on his cell phone ... That guy must have been the biggest pussy in the whole country.Quote HistoryQuoted:
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your feelings may have been assaulted. you were not however. Sadly in many states now the legal dfinition of assualt is unwanted touching. I don't know if Alaska is that way but it could have been a poke after he said don't ouch me and be assualt in many states .
I once booked a cute thirty something teacher for domestic assualt because she "maliciously" tickled her husband while teasing him after he told her to stop and he recorded it on his cell phone ... That guy must have been the biggest pussy in the whole country.Usually battery is an unconsented-to touching, and assault is merely placing one in a reasonable apprehension of physical harm. Or as I like to call it, giving the stink eye. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 3:04:37 PM EDT
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She probably mistook you for her dad.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 3:05:13 PM EDT
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there are men who kill guys who like little girls - general threat
hitting on the head - battery calling you a child molester in front of people - slander I don't know, I think that would have pissed me off.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 3:08:08 PM EDT
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You should find a co-worker with a pre-teen daughter and take her to dinner there.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 3:09:33 PM EDT
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Liam Neeson (spelling? ) Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How did she know what you did from hundreds of miles away?
I can't imagine Liam "giggling" in such a situation. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 3:09:46 PM EDT
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pics of scank
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Posted: 6/29/2015 3:15:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Maybe she's seen your avatar? |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 3:20:32 PM EDT
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Hold on a second........... You still have smoking sections?!?! Yes, finally someone with reading comprehension Fu, I was just thinking the same |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 3:22:20 PM EDT
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pics of scank 
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Posted: 6/29/2015 3:29:22 PM EDT
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Someone smacked you on the head and you did nothing about it. Then nothing else happened and you called your wife to tell her about the strange encounter in which nothing else happened.
Wow, so glad I clicked this thread. Thank for sharing such an exciting tale. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 3:30:13 PM EDT
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Ever see the opening scene of Way of the Gun? Seems applicable. Don't leave people hanging! Best opening scene ever! Way of the Gun |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 3:33:21 PM EDT
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Sadly in many states now the legal dfinition of assualt is unwanted touching. I don't know if Alaska is that way but it could have been a poke after he said don't ouch me and be assualt in many states .
I once booked a cute thirty something teacher for domestic assualt because she "maliciously" tickled her husband while teasing him after he told her to stop and he recorded it on his cell phone ... That guy must have been the biggest pussy in the whole country.Quote HistoryQuoted:
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your feelings may have been assaulted. you were not however. Sadly in many states now the legal dfinition of assualt is unwanted touching. I don't know if Alaska is that way but it could have been a poke after he said don't ouch me and be assualt in many states .
I once booked a cute thirty something teacher for domestic assualt because she "maliciously" tickled her husband while teasing him after he told her to stop and he recorded it on his cell phone ... That guy must have been the biggest pussy in the whole country.DON'T OUCH ME BRO! |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 3:33:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Hell, since you were on your phone, I'd be happy with a pic of the Alaskan 8.  Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: How did she know what you did from hundreds of miles away? Hell, since you were on your phone, I'd be happy with a pic of the Alaskan 8. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 3:35:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Did the dude with her have a wild red jew fro? |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 3:38:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: OP, that's what you get when you got to the Airport Way Family Diner in the small hours. But not being a local, I guess you didn't know. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 3:56:34 PM EDT
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Sadly in many states now the legal dfinition of assualt is unwanted touching. No contact needs to be made at all for an assault charge to be brought. Once contact is made, battery is in play. An assault is carried out by a threat of bodily harm coupled with an apparent, present ability to cause the harm. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 5:13:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/29/2015 7:23:22 PM EDT
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LOL, OP. I hope that kind of meth user never finds me - that would be downright humiliating and awkward.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 7:32:39 PM EDT
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Were you humilaited like Chief Brody OP?
https://youtu.be/avRAB2d4A68?t=40 |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 9:05:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Common sense in Fairbanks...? Next you're going to tell me you didn't even go to Reflections. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I'm not surprised there are so many pedo bears in AK that almost anyone could get mistaken for one. Also being a drunk crazy person it's obvious her judgement was impaired. What surprises me is a lack of blading to the 45 or liberal use bear spray on the crazy couple. Do you even operate bro? Common sense in Fairbanks...? Next you're going to tell me you didn't even go to Reflections. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 9:07:38 PM EDT
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you chuckled when you should have knuckled
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Posted: 6/29/2015 9:08:45 PM EDT
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you got macroaggressed
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Posted: 6/29/2015 9:09:33 PM EDT
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A strike? Bro, how did you make it through the concussion? Was the giggle due to TBI? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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your feelings may have been assaulted. you were not however. A strike? Bro, how did you make it through the concussion? Was the giggle due to TBI? What does throttle body injection have to do with Alaskan Pedophilia? |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 9:10:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You got hit and laughed about it, because your SA was bad, maybe. Then, you think your gun, in a car, in the parking lot, is easy enough to retrieve, until you can't get out because the man trying to herd his woman out blocks the door with a knife. Eh, you were there, not me so you know better what was going on. Either way, I'm glad it didn't turn into something worse. Where do those kind of people come from? There was a back door 10 feet from me |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 9:12:19 PM EDT
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What do you call striking someone on top of the head? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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your feelings may have been assaulted. you were not however. I honestly think she was drunk and wanted to bang ya, boyfriend be damned. But you didnt respond correctly so she pee'd in your cereal. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 9:16:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What can you really do in this scenario that isn't going to escalate the situation and/or land YOUR ass in jail? Your best bet is really to ignore it all the best you can til the drunk chick gets bored and moves on. Sure that may not soothe a butthurt ego in the heat of the moment, but is the best thing you can do. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: A drunk lady hits you in the head and is yelling at you in the restaurant accusing you of child molestation and you sit there silently and say nothing? I would not have sat silently especially after be hit and accused of that. No fucking way. What can you really do in this scenario that isn't going to escalate the situation and/or land YOUR ass in jail? Your best bet is really to ignore it all the best you can til the drunk chick gets bored and moves on. Sure that may not soothe a butthurt ego in the heat of the moment, but is the best thing you can do. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 9:16:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Are you working the Fred Meyer remodel or doing road work? |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 9:19:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: there are men who kill guys who like little girls - general threat hitting on the head - battery calling you a child molester in front of people - slander I don't know, I think that would have pissed me off. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 9:35:38 PM EDT
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2:45 am anywhere in F-banks = armed. Fail.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 9:36:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Someone smacked you on the head and you did nothing about it. Then nothing else happened and you called your wife to tell her about the strange encounter in which nothing else happened. Wow, so glad I clicked this thread. Thank for sharing such an exciting tale. Call me whatever, won't be as bad as the drunk |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 1:34:33 AM EDT
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Sadly in many states now the legal dfinition of assualt is unwanted touching. I don't know if Alaska is that way but it could have been a poke after he said don't ouch me and be assualt in many states .
I once booked a cute thirty something teacher for domestic assualt because she "maliciously" tickled her husband while teasing him after he told her to stop and he recorded it on his cell phone ... That guy must have been the biggest pussy in the whole country.Quote HistoryQuoted:
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your feelings may have been assaulted. you were not however. Sadly in many states now the legal dfinition of assualt is unwanted touching. I don't know if Alaska is that way but it could have been a poke after he said don't ouch me and be assualt in many states .
I once booked a cute thirty something teacher for domestic assualt because she "maliciously" tickled her husband while teasing him after he told her to stop and he recorded it on his cell phone ... That guy must have been the biggest pussy in the whole country.Did you keep her number? |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 1:59:16 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/30/2015 2:03:40 AM EDT
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Freddie, want to come work tonight? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Are you working the Fred Meyer remodel or doing road work? Nope but dammit can you guys pick up the pace a lot Im tired of the musical aisles every 3 days It seems like they literally move the entire store around twice a week It does look nice though |
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