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Posted: 6/29/2015 9:47:34 AM EDT
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Mayonnaise does not need to be refrigerated after opening and will keep just fine at room temperature. 
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Posted: 6/29/2015 10:11:54 AM EDT
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Not true. The queen pulls the drone's dick off. You can hear it if you are in the drone congregation area. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I just farted did you know that when a male bee climaxes, their testicles explode then they die. Not true. The queen pulls the drone's dick off. You can hear it if you are in the drone congregation area. My very favorite classroom moment was during a insect lecture. The professor was talking about how the queen's ovipositor is a modified stinger. Prof: "so females can reproduce or they can cause pain, but they can't do both" Guy behind me, without missing a beat: "Debatable." |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 10:55:25 AM EDT
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The locals in Ireland, piss on the Blarney Stone and laugh their asses off when tourists show up and kiss it. Verified. Indeed. Irish girlfriend was pulled aside by locals and forewarned. She says they'll warn most anyone who's actually nice, most American tourists are assholes. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 11:27:30 AM EDT
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Samuel Colt died of gout.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 2:00:10 PM EDT
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Jack Daniel's Whiskey is produced in Lynchburg, Tennessee. Lynchburg, Tennessee is in a dry county. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 2:18:41 PM EDT
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We park in a driveway
Yet drive on a parkway..... 
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Posted: 6/29/2015 2:29:41 PM EDT
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The Marshals Service is not the same thing as the Air Marshals. They also have nothing to do with the department store, Marshals. Or the Marshall Plan.  Or Laverne De Fazio. Or grapefruit Or a string of islands |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 2:31:05 PM EDT
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Sybil Ludington rode twice as far as Paul Revere to spread the alarm that the English were attacking Danbury, Connecticut during the Revolutionary war.
She was too late, the re-enforcements arrived too late. Danbury was lost. But they pressed the attack anyway and drove the British back to NY. Still, not bad for someone who was just past her 16th birthday. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 2:31:38 PM EDT
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Mitsubishi has extended the concession for sparkles on their DLP sets...
Call them and they will find a TV shop near you. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 2:33:27 PM EDT
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There is no cold. There are only varying amounts of heat.
Total lack of heat can only be accomplished with total cessation of atomic movement. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 2:37:37 PM EDT
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Never store your hookers and blow in the same location.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 2:41:01 PM EDT
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You don't need any tools to disassemble a stock 1911. Even the grips. The tools you'd need are contained within the gun itself. IE, using the bottom of the mag as a barrel bushing wrench, or screwdriver in the case of the grip screws.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 2:41:33 PM EDT
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Quoted: In this thread, we will each post a bit of knowledge that some of our members may not be aware of yet. Note: this is not the place for snarky political statements or the like - post genuine information. To start: The actress who played Vasquez in Aliens, ...is the same actress who played Janelle in Terminator II. Your turn. Sarah Holcomb played both the mayor's 13 year-old daughter in Animal House and Danny's Irish girlfriend in Caddyshack. The crew passed her around and loaded her up with drugs during Animal House, and they liked her so much they did the same for Caddyshack. She ended up getting addicted to drugs and alcohol and went crazy from schizophrenia. Very sad story.  |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 2:54:04 PM EDT
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If you read the credits for "The Return of the Jedi", there are three people who played Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 2:59:34 PM EDT
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I learned in another thread today that if you eat medium rare beef you risk your life.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 3:05:36 PM EDT
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Not true. The queen pulls the drone's dick off. You can hear it if you are in the drone congregation area. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I just farted did you know that when a male bee climaxes, their testicles explode then they die. Not true. The queen pulls the drone's dick off. You can hear it if you are in the drone congregation area. Can you actually hear the sound of it being pulled off over the screams of the drone? |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 3:08:16 PM EDT
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The locals in Ireland, piss on the Blarney Stone and laugh their asses off when tourists show up and kiss it. That's talent |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 3:11:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I learned in another thread today that if you eat medium rare beef you risk your life. At least I'll die happy. Better yet, make it rare  |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 3:11:46 PM EDT
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Tater-tots are actually small hash browns.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 3:16:38 PM EDT
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Cashew nuts are poisonous until they are roasted.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 3:56:01 PM EDT
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After you die, your stomach remains a happy place: the bacteria within it can outlive you. Responsible for such wonderful phenomena as after-death farts and intestinal rot, they feed on lactic acids and all the other goodness that remains inside your gut. And if you had a big meaty meal before dying, they’ll stick around even longer—apparently trying to make sure that your body will bloat and smell as much as possible.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 5:34:13 PM EDT
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A giraffe has only 7 vertebrate in it's neck. The same number as humans And every other mammal on Earth. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 5:40:11 PM EDT
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Not true. The queen pulls the drone's dick off. You can hear it if you are in the drone congregation area. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I just farted did you know that when a male bee climaxes, their testicles explode then they die. Not true. The queen pulls the drone's dick off. You can hear it if you are in the drone congregation area. Does she put them in her purse? |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 5:44:27 PM EDT
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I learned in another thread today that if you eat medium rare beef you risk your life. It's true, anything past blue rare and it could be fatal 
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Posted: 6/29/2015 5:45:02 PM EDT
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Jack Daniel's Whiskey is produced in Lynchburg, Tennessee. Lynchburg, Tennessee is in a dry county. Jack Daniel dies from an infection after kicking his safe. Gangrene, I believe. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 5:45:54 PM EDT
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There is no cold. There are only varying amounts of heat. Total lack of heat can only be accomplished with total cessation of atomic movement. Absolute Zero... Which has always sounded like an interesting idea for a shield in space. Would probably end up freezing yourself though.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 6:00:37 PM EDT
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"Panda Express" does not have panda on the menu, or panda employees who work quickly. It's total false advertizing.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 6:08:15 PM EDT
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Barack Hussein Obama's momma did lesbian porn. Photographed and published by his father, Frank Marshall Davis. Good times. Fun fact, I have drained my testicals more than once to naked pics of Obamas mom and her banana titties. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 6:14:25 PM EDT
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After you die, your stomach remains a happy place: the bacteria within it can outlive you. Responsible for such wonderful phenomena as after-death farts and intestinal rot, they feed on lactic acids and all the other goodness that remains inside your gut. And if you had a big meaty meal before dying, they’ll stick around even longer—apparently trying to make sure that your body will bloat and smell as much as possible. Ahem. I hate to be that guy but if you're dead haven't they outlived you already? Interesting none the less. But back to the point of the thread... Man Hole covers are round so they won't drop down the hole when somebody's down there. Drains are square, which you can drop down into the hole, because (theoretically) nobody ever goes down into the drain. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 6:19:13 PM EDT
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In "Conan The Barbarian" James Earl Jones din't really turn into a snake. With age comes wisdom. The screenplay for Conan was written by Oliver Stone The screenplay for Patton was written by Francis Ford Coppola |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 6:20:56 PM EDT
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The actor who played the original Predator made a cameo as the helicopter pilot at the end of the movie.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 6:29:20 PM EDT
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The firing order of a SBF is 1-5-4-2-6-3-7-8
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Posted: 6/29/2015 6:37:40 PM EDT
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Ahem. I hate to be that guy but if you're dead haven't they outlived you already? Interesting none the less. But back to the point of the thread... Man Hole covers are round so they won't drop down the hole when somebody's down there. Drains are square, which you can drop down into the hole, because (theoretically) nobody ever goes down into the drain. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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After you die, your stomach remains a happy place: the bacteria within it can outlive you. Responsible for such wonderful phenomena as after-death farts and intestinal rot, they feed on lactic acids and all the other goodness that remains inside your gut. And if you had a big meaty meal before dying, they’ll stick around even longer—apparently trying to make sure that your body will bloat and smell as much as possible. Ahem. I hate to be that guy but if you're dead haven't they outlived you already? Interesting none the less. But back to the point of the thread... Man Hole covers are round so they won't drop down the hole when somebody's down there. Drains are square, which you can drop down into the hole, because (theoretically) nobody ever goes down into the drain. Incorrect. Man hole covers are round because man holes are round. Man holes are round for your reason. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 6:47:59 PM EDT
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I contain substances known by the State of California to cause cancer.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 6:57:53 PM EDT
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This guy is a fairly well known actor. Alfred Molina.
What a lot of people don't know is his first film role was as this douchebag: 
Satipo, Indiana Jones' scumbag of a doublecrossing helper in Raiders of the lost Ark. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 7:00:18 PM EDT
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Sybil Ludington rode twice as far as Paul Revere to spread the alarm that the English were attacking Danbury, Connecticut during the Revolutionary war. She was too late, the re-enforcements arrived too late. Danbury was lost. But they pressed the attack anyway and drove the British back to NY. Still, not bad for someone who was just past her 16th birthday. Good vote for a woman on a bank note. Fireflies are not flies. They are beetles. And when they flash no heat is generated. The EPA has yet to find a way to regulate their power generstion. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 7:05:04 PM EDT
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Shellac is the resin secreted by the female lac bug. It harvested by scraping it off the branches of the trees the lac bug lives. The color of the shellac is determined by the sap of the tree the bug lives on.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 7:05:24 PM EDT
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Double tap.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 7:12:39 PM EDT
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Stan Musial hit for more total bases than either Ty Cobb or Pete Rose.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 7:16:34 PM EDT
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All blue eyed people are descended from a single ancestor.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 7:20:04 PM EDT
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The asshole can live on and function normally long after the brain is dead.
I have several co-workers who prove this daily. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 7:32:04 PM EDT
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Or Marshall law (yes, I know it's martial, unlike so many posters here!) Nick Quote HistoryQuoted:
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The Marshals Service is not the same thing as the Air Marshals. They also have nothing to do with the department store, Marshals. Or the Marshall Plan. Or Marshall law (yes, I know it's martial, unlike so many posters here!) Nick Tell that to Marshall Matt Dillon. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 7:38:23 PM EDT
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A nickel weighs exactly 5 grams.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 7:50:49 PM EDT
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Tell that to Marshall Matt Dillon. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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The Marshals Service is not the same thing as the Air Marshals. They also have nothing to do with the department store, Marshals. Or the Marshall Plan. Or Marshall law (yes, I know it's martial, unlike so many posters here!) Nick Tell that to Marshall Matt Dillon. Not the same as the Marshall Tucker Band either. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 7:54:03 PM EDT
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A nickel weighs exactly 5 grams. I just broke out Tha gold scale and I'll be damnd. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 8:07:31 PM EDT
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Horses don't sleep standing up. If there is something that can hurt a horse in a pasture, it will find it. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 8:15:02 PM EDT
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The southern US is often talked about with disrespect by northerners, then northerners move to the south to retire.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 8:18:27 PM EDT
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Hillary will NOT be elected president. From your post to God's ear... You replace every particle in your body every seven years. You are literally not the same person you were 7 years ago. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 8:28:11 PM EDT
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The tip of a pig's cock is shaped like a corkscrew.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 8:35:58 PM EDT
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A nickel weighs exactly 5 grams. I just broke out Tha gold scale and I'll be damnd. Lulz. I was just sitting here thinking "ya know, a person could just make something like that up and probably no one would ever check him on it." Nice. |
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