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Posted: 5/28/2015 9:25:08 PM EDT
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His brother and sister told me that he didn't do it. We'll have to drop the charges.
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Posted: 5/28/2015 9:28:34 PM EDT
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“He doesn’t like pizza. He never eats pizza. That’s what his brother and sister told me,” said Ficker. " Can't argue with science. Let him go 
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Posted: 5/28/2015 9:29:02 PM EDT
[#3]
Mah baby dint do pepperoni!
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Posted: 5/28/2015 9:30:33 PM EDT
[#4]
They wouldn't lie..........honest.
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Posted: 5/28/2015 9:33:03 PM EDT
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Anyone who admits they don't like pizza is instantly guilty in my book.
CLEARLY A LIE. |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 9:34:58 PM EDT
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Chewbacca is a Wookie. What is a Wookie doing on Endor?
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Posted: 5/28/2015 9:35:04 PM EDT
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Mah baby dint do pepperoni! 
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Posted: 5/28/2015 9:35:14 PM EDT
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I hope they water board him...in gasoline
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Posted: 5/28/2015 9:49:19 PM EDT
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>>>“He doesn’t like pizza. He never eats pizza. That’s what his brother and sister told me,”
brother and sister pleaseeeee EVERYONE loves pizza |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 9:53:22 PM EDT
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Make sure he gets pizza as his final meal before they chop his fucking head off.
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Posted: 5/28/2015 9:55:11 PM EDT
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Couldn't be me. I always eat the crust.
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Posted: 5/28/2015 9:56:08 PM EDT
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>>>“He doesn’t like pizza. He never eats pizza. That’s what his brother and sister told me,” brother and sister pleaseeeee EVERYONE loves pizza What if it was a stuffed crust pizza? That could be a viable defense. |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 9:57:28 PM EDT
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I hope they water board him...in gasoline Yeah, fuck his rights to a trial. |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 9:58:51 PM EDT
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Good for the family. Now let this dickhead's attorney argue these points in court. I'm fairly confident the DA will have some facts to argue with too.
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Posted: 5/28/2015 10:11:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Anyone who admits they don't like pizza is instantly guilty in my book. CLEARLY A LIE. |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 10:16:03 PM EDT
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And the $100 bills they had with them were a prize in a Cracker Jack box
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Posted: 5/28/2015 10:28:24 PM EDT
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" They’ve got the wrong guy,” said attorney, Robin Ficker. Ficker has represented Wint in previous cases and says he’s not a violent person. Police arrested Wint when his DNA was found on crust from a pizza that was ordered to the home during the ordeal. “He doesn’t like pizza. He never eats pizza. That’s what his brother and sister told me,” said Ficker. " http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2015/05/27/family-members-of-d-c-mansion-murder-suspect-say-he-couldnt-have-done-it/ Well there ya go, doesn't like pizza must be the wrong guy. J- |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 10:37:03 PM EDT
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That aint my pants spit
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Posted: 5/28/2015 10:40:41 PM EDT
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Yeah, fuck his rights to a trial. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I hope they water board him...in gasoline Yeah, fuck his rights to a trial. Oh yay, you again. |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 11:14:17 PM EDT
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Run with that as his defense, it will be a shorter trial, so we can get on with killing the fucker.
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Posted: 5/28/2015 11:39:25 PM EDT
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Dammit. Wellp, the glove don't fit boys. Unhook'im. It was a good try.
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Posted: 5/28/2015 11:44:05 PM EDT
[#22]
Everybody likes pizza. Case closed.
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Posted: 5/28/2015 11:45:36 PM EDT
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If their argument was that he is too dumb to have done it, I might buy it.
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Posted: 5/28/2015 11:50:53 PM EDT
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If da bite don't fit you must acquit.
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Posted: 5/28/2015 11:51:38 PM EDT
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MoochelleChewbacca is a Wookie. What is a Wookie doing on Endor? Fixed |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 11:54:44 PM EDT
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Pick something believable like "he was at that time stuck in a parallel dimension, so it couldn't have been him". "He doesn't like pizza" just isn't believable.
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Posted: 5/29/2015 11:00:07 AM EDT
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His brother and sister told me that he didn't do it. We'll have to drop the charges. What does his mother say? |
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Posted: 5/29/2015 1:35:46 PM EDT
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" They’ve got the wrong guy,” said attorney, Robin Ficker.
Ficker has represented Wint in previous cases and says he’s not a violent person. Robin Ficker has a long history in Montgomery County, Maryland, politics. He has a well-deserved reputation as a loonytunes gadfly and populist. People that have come into contact with him on the political scene unanimously hate him. I wouldn't believe a single word that he says. Baghdad Bob would be more credible. |
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Posted: 5/29/2015 1:38:02 PM EDT
[#29]
They spelled the attorney's name wrong
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Posted: 5/29/2015 1:38:09 PM EDT
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Anyone who admits they don't like pizza is instantly guilty in my book. CLEARLY A LIE. rational |
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Posted: 5/29/2015 1:39:21 PM EDT
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Oh yay, you again. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I hope they water board him...in gasoline Yeah, fuck his rights to a trial. Oh yay, you again. I don't believe we have met |
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Posted: 5/29/2015 1:40:37 PM EDT
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There's limits on what attorneys are and are not allowed to say to the press about a client. I wonder if some people ever even look at them.
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Posted: 5/29/2015 1:43:51 PM EDT
[#33]
Well shit. Now they have start searching for the bad guy again.
 They could narrow it down by only including people who don't hate pizza.
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Posted: 5/29/2015 1:46:48 PM EDT
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There's limits on what attorneys are and are not allowed to say to the press about a client. I wonder if some people ever even look at them. That's all technical, legally shit. Ain't nobody got time fo' dat! Besides we're going to believe everything the police tell us. They never make false statements and police laboratory technicians never make mistakes - or just plain make things up. |
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Posted: 5/29/2015 1:49:24 PM EDT
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Robin Ficker has a long history in Montgomery County, Maryland, politics. He has a well-deserved reputation as a loonytunes gadfly and populist. People that have come into contact with him on the political scene unanimously hate him. I wouldn't believe a single word that he says. Baghdad Bob would be more credible. Quote HistoryQuoted:
" They’ve got the wrong guy,” said attorney, Robin Ficker.
Ficker has represented Wint in previous cases and says he’s not a violent person. Robin Ficker has a long history in Montgomery County, Maryland, politics. He has a well-deserved reputation as a loonytunes gadfly and populist. People that have come into contact with him on the political scene unanimously hate him. I wouldn't believe a single word that he says. Baghdad Bob would be more credible. the guy hasn't graduated from some really good schools Ficker attended the United States Military Academy for five semesters. He received a B.S. in electrical and mechanical engineering from Case Institute of Technology. Ficker attended the University of Pennsylvania Law School, receiving his JD from the University of Baltimore School of Law. Ficker also received an M.A. in public administration from American University in 1969. |
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Posted: 5/29/2015 1:51:08 PM EDT
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Robin Ficker has a long history in Montgomery County, Maryland, politics. He has a well-deserved reputation as a loonytunes gadfly and populist. People that have come into contact with him on the political scene unanimously hate him. I wouldn't believe a single word that he says. Baghdad Bob would be more credible. Quote HistoryQuoted:
" They’ve got the wrong guy,” said attorney, Robin Ficker.
Ficker has represented Wint in previous cases and says he’s not a violent person. Robin Ficker has a long history in Montgomery County, Maryland, politics. He has a well-deserved reputation as a loonytunes gadfly and populist. People that have come into contact with him on the political scene unanimously hate him. I wouldn't believe a single word that he says. Baghdad Bob would be more credible. He certainly runs for every political office he can. Gadfly, yes. Looney tunes? maybe. But the hatred can be explained by the fact that he's a Republican (or what passes for one around here) and he doesn't play well with the moneyed set in Potomac. For instance, he is disliked for "shutting down" the Potomac farmer's Market" out of spite. Which bears a passing resemblance to the truth. But the "farmer's market" in question was a guy growing vegetables and selling them on a wide road shoulder - aka state land. And the "spite" part was that his nephew (?) tried to set up a vegetable stand at a busy intersection in "North Potomac" (aka Gaithersburg, but that address is too low rent for the residents) at a closed gas station - with the owner's permission - and was shut down for not having the proper permits. Ficker pointed out that if they were going to shut down that stand for mermits, they had better shut down the one operating down the road with no permits AND trespassing on state land. So they did. Ficker may be a dickhead, but to me the fact that the Montgomery County politicos hate him is a point in his favor. |
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Posted: 5/29/2015 1:53:03 PM EDT
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That's all technical, legally shit. Ain't nobody got time fo' dat! Besides we're going to believe everything the police tell us. They never make false statements and police laboratory technicians never make mistakes - or just plain make things up. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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There's limits on what attorneys are and are not allowed to say to the press about a client. I wonder if some people ever even look at them. That's all technical, legally shit. Ain't nobody got time fo' dat! Besides we're going to believe everything the police tell us. They never make false statements and police laboratory technicians never make mistakes - or just plain make things up. Richard Jewell |
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Posted: 5/29/2015 1:56:02 PM EDT
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I'm sure he doesn't kill people ever and would never do that.... because they've never seen him do so.
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Posted: 5/29/2015 2:43:22 PM EDT
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Holder should have used that defense with fast and furious. Brilliant tactic.
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Posted: 5/29/2015 2:46:46 PM EDT
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MoochelleChewbacca is a Wookie. What is a Wookie doing on Endor? Fixed http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca_defense
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Posted: 5/29/2015 2:49:44 PM EDT
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Will part of the prosecutor's strategy consist of putting a delicious hot pizza in front of the defendant and see if he starts salivating?
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Posted: 5/29/2015 4:13:22 PM EDT
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Will part of the prosecutor's strategy consist of putting a delicious hot pizza in front of the defendant and see if he starts salivating? If the killer doesn't spit, you must acquit! |
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Posted: 5/29/2015 4:23:23 PM EDT
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This is comical
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Posted: 5/29/2015 4:30:57 PM EDT
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There's limits on what attorneys are and are not allowed to say to the press about a client. I wonder if some people ever even look at them. "Hey, I want to see my client go to jail as much, if not more than the prosecution - but, we've got to go through the motions of a trial, first" I'm guessing the above is not on the "approved list" of things you can say? You can't tell me that you haven't wanted to say that, though. |
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Posted: 5/29/2015 4:31:02 PM EDT
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>>>“He doesn’t like pizza. He never eats pizza. That’s what his brother and sister told me,” brother and sister pleaseeeee EVERYONE loves pizza Not true. |
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Posted: 5/29/2015 4:31:18 PM EDT
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This guy attacked the rich inner sanctum of DC. He is so toast and no matter how many dindus are released in his defense it will not save him from life in prison. Thug crime in DC is celebrated as culture but when it reaches into the rich DC hoods that house the pols, diplomats, and lobbys it changes everything. They had his DNA in like 2 days, that is like CSI-Miami quick.
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Posted: 5/29/2015 4:42:41 PM EDT
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This guy attacked the rich inner sanctum of DC. He is so toast and no matter how many dindus are released in his defense it will not save him from life in prison. Thug crime in DC is celebrated as culture but when it reaches into the rich DC hoods that house the pols, diplomats, and lobbys it changes everything. They had his DNA in like 2 days, that is like CSI-Miami quick. They don't seem to have the other 3 guys who did the murder with him (just speculating on 3 but they know there are more) soooo.. . . yea I agree that 2 days is nuts for DNA but I've seen enough First 48's to know that they should have his buddies in custody by now, lest the case go cold 
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Posted: 5/29/2015 4:48:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: "Hey, I want to see my client go to jail as much, if not more than the prosecution - but, we've got to go through the motions of a trial, first" I'm guessing the above is not on the "approved list" of things you can say? You can't tell me that you haven't wanted to say that, though. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: There's limits on what attorneys are and are not allowed to say to the press about a client. I wonder if some people ever even look at them. "Hey, I want to see my client go to jail as much, if not more than the prosecution - but, we've got to go through the motions of a trial, first" I'm guessing the above is not on the "approved list" of things you can say? You can't tell me that you haven't wanted to say that, though. I don't do that kind of criminal law, but I've certainly wanted to say this to a judge: "My client is a fucking asshole and you shouldn't give him/her a damn thing that they're asking for." |
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Posted: 5/29/2015 4:54:07 PM EDT
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I don't do that kind of criminal law, but I've certainly wanted to say this to a judge: "My client is a fucking asshole and you shouldn't give him/her a damn thing that they're asking for." Quote HistoryQuoted:
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There's limits on what attorneys are and are not allowed to say to the press about a client. I wonder if some people ever even look at them. "Hey, I want to see my client go to jail as much, if not more than the prosecution - but, we've got to go through the motions of a trial, first" I'm guessing the above is not on the "approved list" of things you can say? You can't tell me that you haven't wanted to say that, though. I don't do that kind of criminal law, but I've certainly wanted to say this to a judge: "My client is a fucking asshole and you shouldn't give him/her a damn thing that they're asking for." Whether for good, or for bad, being "a fucking asshole" is not an offence. |
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Posted: 5/29/2015 4:59:24 PM EDT
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Whether for good, or for bad, being "a fucking asshole" is not an offence. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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There's limits on what attorneys are and are not allowed to say to the press about a client. I wonder if some people ever even look at them. "Hey, I want to see my client go to jail as much, if not more than the prosecution - but, we've got to go through the motions of a trial, first" I'm guessing the above is not on the "approved list" of things you can say? You can't tell me that you haven't wanted to say that, though. I don't do that kind of criminal law, but I've certainly wanted to say this to a judge: "My client is a fucking asshole and you shouldn't give him/her a damn thing that they're asking for." Whether for good, or for bad, being "a fucking asshole" is not an offence. In some states it is. Or at least the verb form. |
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