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Posted: 5/28/2015 1:03:55 AM EDT
http://butthatsnoneofmybusiness.com/86-year-old-grandma-becomes-a-stripper/ Daphne, Alabama — Lizzy Oliver is living proof that you’re never too old to set a new goal or start a new venture. The retired high school cook has taken full advantage of the pole dancing lessons offered at her senior’s residence, to start a new career as an erotic dancer. “I feel more beautiful than ever,” admits to us the octogenarian. “I was married for 54 years, had 7 kids, I’m even 24 times a grandmother. But now, I regained my body and my life after I got these buttocks shots. My sex drive is stronger than ever and I’m living in the present moment, it’s awesome. I’m on tour across the country, I dance in many clubs, meet tons of new people… I feel like a star! Oliver has quickly become famous in the adult entertainment business, something that has brought her numerous offers from the porn industry in return, a possibility she seems to seriously consider. “At the moment, I must admit that if I haven’t done it yet, it’s mostly a question of scenario. I want something out of the ordinary, like with dwarfs or sumo wrestlers or something like that… I’m an 86-year-old porn star, not quite ordinary myself. I want people to remember me,” says Lizzy. |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 1:05:58 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/28/2015 1:06:14 AM EDT
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Gamgam IS a whore!
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Posted: 5/28/2015 1:06:44 AM EDT
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Fucking Alabama...
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Posted: 5/28/2015 1:07:53 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/28/2015 1:08:11 AM EDT
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Lol, holy shit, that is vile, horrifying, but somehow awesome at the same time.
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Posted: 5/28/2015 1:09:56 AM EDT
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Dem eyelashes tho.
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Posted: 5/28/2015 1:10:44 AM EDT
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What. The. Fuck.
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Posted: 5/28/2015 1:10:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/28/2015 1:11:17 AM EDT
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"I want something out of the ordinary, like with dwarfs or sumo wrestlers or something like that…"
Get both. |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 1:13:34 AM EDT
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Good for her lol...I'm sure there is a market.
 
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Posted: 5/28/2015 1:17:53 AM EDT
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so tempted to hit the report button....
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Posted: 5/28/2015 1:21:02 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryAlways one in the bunch! |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 1:40:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Gamgam IS a whore! 
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Posted: 5/28/2015 1:41:07 AM EDT
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She's had an action figure out for years.
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Posted: 5/28/2015 1:48:16 AM EDT
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Aloha, Mark |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 1:49:23 AM EDT
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The horror... the horror.
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Posted: 5/28/2015 1:49:40 AM EDT
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IBTL. The sweet sweet merciful lock. |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 1:56:38 AM EDT
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My asshole friends are going to hire someone like that for my bachelor party, I know it. |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 2:15:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
http://i604.photobucket.com/albums/tt122/caboose314/Arfcom/images%201_zps65rdkm1s.jpg My asshole friends are going to hire someone like that for my bachelor party, I know it. "To fo, or not to fo; that is the question." |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 2:16:14 AM EDT
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Meh, would smash.
jk - congrats to her though |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 2:17:48 AM EDT
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There was a stripper up here that made the news a few years ago, partially because she was a grandmother, but she was only in her late 50s. |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 2:40:40 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/28/2015 3:02:29 AM EDT
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I saw maybe.... 1/2 second or less. My brain has been damaged irreparably
 All the eye bleach and fire won't help |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 3:39:09 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
I saw maybe.... 1/2 second or less. My brain has been damaged irreparably
All the eye bleach and fire won't help 
Is this you? |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 4:05:08 AM EDT
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My Google fu is weak...couldn't find the nudes
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Posted: 5/28/2015 4:13:36 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryThat Meme and screen name go perfectly together.
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Posted: 5/28/2015 5:47:58 AM EDT
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So, do you put confederate dollars in her undies?
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Posted: 5/28/2015 5:50:01 AM EDT
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Nasty
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Posted: 5/28/2015 5:50:24 AM EDT
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She is hot but can she dance on the brass pole ??
Never mind, she will probably break her hip
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Posted: 5/28/2015 5:50:50 AM EDT
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That's nasty
but there is probably people who are into it.
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Posted: 5/28/2015 5:51:48 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/28/2015 6:06:47 AM EDT
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What say you, mein furious Fuhrer?
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Posted: 5/28/2015 7:04:17 AM EDT
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I bet there are a lot of 85 year old arfcomers that would hit it!
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Posted: 5/28/2015 7:07:49 AM EDT
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Fucking Alabama... This.... And in before the Al Bundy stripper gif. |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 7:43:15 AM EDT
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Well, we know her stripper name will be "Winter" instead of "Summer" or "Autumn."
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Posted: 5/28/2015 7:48:49 AM EDT
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bet she was something.... back before electricity.
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Posted: 5/28/2015 7:52:38 AM EDT
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A queef looks like a dust bunny blowing across the stage
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Posted: 5/28/2015 7:54:53 AM EDT
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That's fucking awesome! Funniest thing I've seen in a while. That grandma has it going on, I applaud her!
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Posted: 5/28/2015 7:58:27 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/28/2015 8:01:23 AM EDT
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Thought it was one of the Olsen twins. |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 8:03:12 AM EDT
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IBTL
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Posted: 5/28/2015 8:09:25 AM EDT
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I want something out of the ordinary, like with dwarfs or sumo wrestlers or something like that… It was worth coming into this thread, just for this quote alone. Now please pass the eye-bleach. |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 9:29:08 AM EDT
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Half of GD would still hit it
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Posted: 5/28/2015 9:35:04 AM EDT
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Half of GD would still hit it And 10% would post a thread asking for medical advice after breaking her hip.
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Posted: 5/28/2015 9:39:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/28/2015 9:42:08 AM EDT
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In before someone points out that shes working her way thru college
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Posted: 5/28/2015 10:59:06 AM EDT
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In before someone points out that shes working her way thru college Maybe she's still paying off her student loan. |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 11:01:49 AM EDT
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For some reason I keep picturing an arby's roast beef sandwich made with beef jerky.
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Posted: 5/28/2015 11:03:35 AM EDT
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Fucking Alabama... 
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Posted: 5/28/2015 11:04:11 AM EDT
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One thing I've come to realize if you can think of it some fucker somewhere is into it and will pay money to see it.
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