Interview with guy suspended from Vine for having sex with a Hot Pocket

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Interview with guy suspended from Vine for having sex with a Hot Pocket

Posted: 5/27/2015 6:59:44 PM EDT

Your WTF for the day:

"I would definitely recommend it." Exclusive interview with the kid who got suspended from Vine for having sex with a Hot Pocket

Posted: 5/27/2015 7:01:46 PM EDT

[#1]

Sex with hot pockets: For when you want to burn the tip off and freeze the ol' balls at the same time.

Posted: 5/27/2015 7:03:21 PM EDT

[#2]

So, not an Alabama hot pocket.

Posted: 5/27/2015 7:04:39 PM EDT

[#3]

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Sex with hot pockets: For when you want to burn the tip off and freeze the ol' balls at the same time.

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Sounds stimulating

Posted: 5/27/2015 7:04:40 PM EDT

[#4]

I wonder what he uses pizza rolls for?

Posted: 5/27/2015 7:06:26 PM EDT

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So, not an Alabama hot pocket.

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Posted: 5/27/2015 7:08:32 PM EDT

[#6]

Stupid hurts.

Posted: 5/27/2015 7:09:01 PM EDT

[#7]

.....and his dog cleans up any mess.

Posted: 5/27/2015 7:09:15 PM EDT

[#8]

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Sex with hot pockets: For when you want to burn the tip off and freeze the ol' balls at the same time.

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I see I'm not the only one that hates the hot pocket cooking process.

You have two choices.
Nuclear hot burnt and dry, wait 45 minutes to be cool enough to eat.
or
1/3 perfect 1/3 too hot 1/3 still frozen

Posted: 5/27/2015 7:11:21 PM EDT

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I see I'm not the only one that hates the hot pocket cooking process.

You have two choices.
Nuclear hot burnt and dry, wait 45 minutes to be cool enough to eat.
or
1/3 perfect 1/3 too hot 1/3 still frozen

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Sex with hot pockets: For when you want to burn the tip off and freeze the ol' balls at the same time.

I see I'm not the only one that hates the hot pocket cooking process.

You have two choices.
Nuclear hot burnt and dry, wait 45 minutes to be cool enough to eat.
or
1/3 perfect 1/3 too hot 1/3 still frozen

2 minutes in the little sleeve seems to work just fine for me. But I only microwave one at a time. Trying to do both at once fucks everything up.

Posted: 5/27/2015 7:16:09 PM EDT

[#10]

I had to Google what Vine was :(

I must be getting old, I thought they were referring to the program on Amazon.com where people get free shit to write reviews.

Posted: 5/27/2015 7:19:18 PM EDT

[#11]

American Pie... the sequel?

Posted: 5/27/2015 7:20:28 PM EDT

[#12]

I thought a roast beef sandwich was the preferred medium.

Posted: 5/27/2015 7:21:03 PM EDT

[#13]

Someone buy that poor fucked a flesh light.

Posted: 5/27/2015 7:27:33 PM EDT

[#14]

Flori...New Hampshire?

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Posted: 5/27/2015 7:29:00 PM EDT

[#15]

Hmmmm works at a seafood resturant, there's probably a special ingredient in the seafood Alfredo sauce

Posted: 5/27/2015 7:32:18 PM EDT

[#16]

Well, I assume it's better than eating the damned things.

Posted: 5/27/2015 7:36:46 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/27/2015 7:37:21 PM EDT

[#18]

Stories like this make me feel ancient. There's a whole world out there on the internet that I know nothing about.

I feel so old and in the way.

Posted: 5/27/2015 7:39:03 PM EDT

[#19]

I rost.

That kid is all types of retarded but it was funny.

Posted: 5/27/2015 7:41:31 PM EDT

[#20]

He thinks he won't look like he does in 3 years. That's gonna follow him the rest of his life.

Posted: 5/27/2015 8:33:19 PM EDT

[#21]

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Flori...New Hampshire?

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You’re from New Hampshire?
Yeahhhh.

Would you say there’s not much going on in New Hampshire?
There’s nothing going on. I don’t know…it’s really fucking cold here, that’s all I can say.

Posted: 5/27/2015 8:55:18 PM EDT

[#22]

Just saw the gif

He's straight up fucking a hot pocket.

Posted: 5/27/2015 9:22:54 PM EDT

[#23]

what is a hot pocket? is it like a fleshlight?

Posted: 5/27/2015 9:27:54 PM EDT

[#24]

Hey Hot Pocket!

Posted: 5/27/2015 9:32:17 PM EDT

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How are you sure it was the receiver?

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Posted: 5/27/2015 9:33:54 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/27/2015 9:42:48 PM EDT

[#27]

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Sex with hot pockets: For when you want to burn the tip off and freeze the ol' balls at the same time.

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Best FPNI I've seen in a while

Posted: 5/27/2015 9:47:14 PM EDT

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So, not an Alabama hot pocket.

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That'll cost you extra, cotton. ..

Posted: 5/27/2015 9:52:24 PM EDT

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He thinks he won't look like he does in 3 years. That's gonna follow him the rest of his life.

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No shit. If I friend of mine fucked a Hot Pocket for fun, that is how I would introduce him for the rest of his life - "Meet my friend Joe. He fucked a Hot Pocket on the internet."