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Link Posted: 5/28/2015 1:55:32 AM EDT
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This is not Taylor Swift.

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Lol. People still believe in spirits and demons and even people defying gravity. TaylorSwiftYehOk.gif
This is not Taylor Swift.

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It was until she summoned up evil spirits.
Link Posted: 5/28/2015 6:07:46 AM EDT
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If they didn't talk about it, how do you know about it?
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I suspect that demon possession is just the old time explanation for mental illness and other conditions. Makes a lot of sense after reading a couple stories on schizophrenia - a guy acts perfectly healthy and normal through childhood into his early 20s, then flips out completely with no obvious trigger. In a society far more religious and far less informed on scientific workings, it's not surprising you'd ascribe that to demonic work. I seem to recall a New Testament case where a 'demon possessed' kid sounded just like someone with epilepsy.


Have you spent a lot of time trying to understand the phenomena?  Because it sounds like you haven't.

The Catholic Church, in investigating possible cases of demonic oppression/possession, always begins in a posture of skepticism, and will seek to rule out all natural causes before initiating a Church-approved Rite of Exorcism.  

You should read up on how they proceed in determining actual cases of demonic possession--and yes, there are ACTUAL cases of demonic possession.  Some of the factors which must be present are levitation (yes, the demonically possessed can and will levitate), doors opening and slamming, dramatic unexplained temperature changes, the possessed person speaking in unknown languages (Latin, Greek, Aramaic, etc.), clairvoyance/clairsentience/knowing hidden things about the priest performing the interview, etc, and yes, some or all of these things ARE present in cases where the Bishop approves a solemn Rite of Exorcism.

I'm not particularly interested in convincing people who do not believe in God that the demonic exists.  It serves no purpose--the demonic is usually running rampant in their life already and they can't even recognize it for what it is--I'm more interested in warning believers that they should NOT think that engaging in occult practices for a lark is harmless.  It isn't harmless.  It is a grave sin against the God, and it does open your life to demonic.  

If you have taken part in any form of occult ritual, seek to cleanse yourself, either with the rite of Confession or through Deliverance prayer.


Sorry, but I call...



ETA: Now if somebody can provide some evidence, I would be willing to take a look.


Oh, would you?  LOL.

The Catholic Church has been performing exorcisms for thousands of years--and yet you confess to be clueless.

There was a case recently in Indiana where multiple witnesses in a Hospital waiting room watched a child glide up the wall and across the ceiling.  When asked about it afterward, they didn't want to talk about it.

The family which was oppressed by the demonic (the mother was apparently possessed) had been dabbling in the occult, and the mother had been carrying on an adulterous affair, despite the fact that she considered herself a Christian.

If they didn't talk about it, how do you know about it?

I've seen shit you wouldn't believe, man. But you'll have to use your wildest imagination because I don't want to talk about it.
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Well, you could ask God in His Mercy to save you from your hubris and unbelief.
And you could ask those who believe to pray for the salvation of your soul.
Or you could fast and pray and confess to the empty night sky that you don't and cannot believe, but if God does actually exist then you want to know.
Is there any chance you would actually DO any of that, or are you just laying down intellectual snares so you can pidgeonhole and dismiss my own faith?
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I am saying that those who believe have eyes to see.

So how does one gain belief?

Well, you could ask God in His Mercy to save you from your hubris and unbelief.
And you could ask those who believe to pray for the salvation of your soul.
Or you could fast and pray and confess to the empty night sky that you don't and cannot believe, but if God does actually exist then you want to know.
Is there any chance you would actually DO any of that, or are you just laying down intellectual snares so you can pidgeonhole and dismiss my own faith?
One correction, the only people with hubris are the people of faith pretending to know something because of their feelings and ability to accept things in a non-skeptical manner.
Saying "i don't believe your reports of paranormal activity because I've seen no evidence of them" is not hubris.
ETA::Seriously, what is more arrogant, people who say "well, I don't claim to know anything with certainty, but given what I know about apparent reality from scientific ivestigations, I don't believe your claims have any substantive basis, just anecdotal eyewitness statements and hearsay eyewitness statements" or people who say "I know these things about the universe with certainty because of my interpretation of a book, my opinions about a religion, and my feelings."
ETA2::Lets take a step back from the religious angle, and look at the same reasoning applied to a different topic: GMOs.
Lets say a hippie comes up to you and starts telling you how bad GMOs are, that his cousin was so sick, and then he stopped eating GMOs and he got better, thus, GMO's are terrible and causing all sorts of heath problems in the world, everything from seizures, to hallucinations, to autism. Then he tells you about how some famous people throughout history have claimed to notice the same problems.
Are you required to accept his claims at face value to avoid being arrogant? No, certainty not.  The hippie is making a claim, a claim that when actually investigated, is found to be unsubstantiated by any objective evidence, just hearsay and anecdotes. It is not, therefore, arrogant to tell the next hippie that comes along "oh, actually, yeah, I don't think all the things you are saying are entirely accurate and I don't believe your claims".
This is what is happening when people talk about demons, and ghosts, and bigfoot and any number of other things that people claim to "know" are real despite any clear objective evidence for their existence.
The bottom line is, people believe all sorts of unsubstantiated things, and only rigidly
applying skepticism to all claims across the board can help you in
weeding out the BS from the truth. No one is perfect at this (as we all
have our cases where we aren't as skeptical as we should be), however,
the more consistently people do this, the more their world view is
likely to line up with apparent reality.
 
I say this as a person who grew up in a house that believed in ghosts, bigfoot, alien piloted UFOs, lake monsters, mothmen, dowsing, and any number of "paranormal" things.  I've lived both sides of this discussion, and I do recall the sadness I felt when I encountered someone with a healthy level of skepticism who was knowledgeable enough to point out that my belief in these things lacked any substantive basis, and that my 'evidence' for them was ambiguous at best, and more often than not, totally unverifiable.
 
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The power of Jesús compels you.



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Yep. Now people are going to be compelled, against their will to work in their gardens.



 
Link Posted: 5/28/2015 10:19:50 AM EDT
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Yes, because we KNOW those are made up.

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Dude, you don't understand the celestial cred of deities.

Gods made up a really long fucking time ago are far more legit than those made up more recently.

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Actually I meant the catholic church would have bigger fish to fry, what with the "alleged" covering up of countless child rapes and whatnot.

But, you make a good point.

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You'd think they'd have bigger fish to fry, really.




Because demons are either morons, themselves, or have only enough power to possess children or the weak-minded.  

Why not take control of a genius, or captain of industry, and become an unbeatable, unstoppable ultimate-level Bond-type villain?  

Nooooooo, only the guy who is ALREADY in the nut house, wearing a hug-me jacket.  

Demons must be idiots.



Actually I meant the catholic church would have bigger fish to fry, what with the "alleged" covering up of countless child rapes and whatnot.

But, you make a good point.



I didn't catch your meaning, but that's very true.  Hey, maybe the priests were made into molesters by demons?

Link Posted: 5/28/2015 1:47:35 PM EDT
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Filthy casual, those were old school AD&D 2nd Ed. rules.  Back when you had to think about something other than Tank, DPS, Heals.  
 
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Filthy casual, those were old school AD&D 2nd Ed. rules.  Back when you had to think about something other than Tank, DPS, Heals.  
 


Old school? REALLY? Dude, I was playing when it was called Chainmail. And was miniatures-based.
Link Posted: 5/28/2015 3:53:05 PM EDT
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Yep. Now people are going to be compelled, against their will to work in their gardens.
 
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Yep. Now people are going to be compelled, against their will to work in their gardens.
 

You'll have to call ICE for spiritual deportations, but nobody will show up. Ghostly mariachi music will blare from empty streets. On the plus side, armageddon will have some fantastic taco shops.
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God, the Ouija board thread here was the best. "Logical" grown men deathly scared of a piece of cardboard/Parker's Brother game.



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Inviting demons into you life can only end badly.  If you believe in demonic possession, this shit is no joke.



Known as the "real" story behind the novel and Hollywood movie The Exorcist, the tale of fourteen year-old Roland Doe is one of the most notorious stories of demonic possession. In fact, Roland Doe is not his real name; it is a pseudonym assigned to him by the Catholic church in order to preserve the boy's privacy. In the late 1940s,  and many speculate that after her death the boy attempted to contact his aunt with the Ouija board, an act which opened the door for the demons who wished to possess him.Doe's aunt encouraged him to use a Ouija board,




God, the Ouija board thread here was the best. "Logical" grown men deathly scared of a piece of cardboard/Parker's Brother game.



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holy shit,  I missed that thread thanks for the link






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It's got nothing to do with the cardboard with silly symbols on it.  It's the fact you are trying to contact the other side.  This opens the door to shit you don't want.  Calling on Charlie the demon even if there is no such demon opens the door for the ones that do exist.



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How do you know?  




Let's say demons actually do exist, if you do any reading on the occult, its pretty fucking hard to summon a demon.  




I don't believe any of it, but if you're are going to believe in it, at least be consistent in what malarkey you're going to believe in.






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I tried to summon a Mexican demon. I figured Charlie would be busy so I called Jesús. Wouldn't you know it, our lord and savior shows up. I was so disappointed, until he made "horns" with his fingers.

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End times stuff people



New "game" named "Charlie, Charlie Challenge" sweeping Twitter where teens summon a Mexican Demon named Charlie using a simple to make "magic board".

Hundreds of videos being posted from all over the country on YouTube show object on these boards moving on their own answering questions.



http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/technology/charlie-charlie-challenge-catholic-priest-5763103




End times? Kids have always done this.







Certain types of kids have, yes.



I've never felt called to summon a demon.



I mean--why WOULD I?




I tried to summon a Mexican demon. I figured Charlie would be busy so I called Jesús. Wouldn't you know it, our lord and savior shows up. I was so disappointed, until he made "horns" with his fingers.





 
That would make an epic drawing  for XCR's thread.  
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I'm quite certain the hand tremors can contribute. Might even almost always contribute.



Doesn't mean it can't happen, or that the stupid Parker Brothers game is the only channel.



Angry? Yeah. Being told by other posters that because I believe in demons and possessions I am somehow not intelligent tends to do that...
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Dude, you're not stupid by any stretch, and you know it.   So why let people on the internet get to ya?




in fact there is an entire book written about very smart people believing some truly weird things.
















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As for the dark side of Santeria - just ask Kilroy (of course you will need to use a medium to do that, since they ripped out his spine as part of the ritual). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_J._Kilroy



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those kind of demons I believe in.




Demons are the darker side of human nature, that we all have and fight against.   Some men lose that fight.






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incoming video guys this is scary  

eta it will finish uploading shortly to Jootube then you can all get 7spooky9u. brb brushing teeth and woke up the babby
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HERE TOY GO GD PROOOF:


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As the kid who used to be the one who was moving the ouija board thing and making it spell out "try oral sex with the guy sitting across from you" I find this quite hilarious.



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Got my first kiss, saw my first tit, and had my dick rubbed for the first time due to a Ouija board.  Good times.






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  How do you know?  


Let's say demons actually do exist, if you do any reading on the occult, its pretty fucking hard to summon a demon.  


I don't believe any of it, but if you're are going to believe in it, at least be consistent in what malarkey you're going to believe in.

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It's got nothing to do with the cardboard with silly symbols on it.  It's the fact you are trying to contact the other side.  This opens the door to shit you don't want.  Calling on Charlie the demon even if there is no such demon opens the door for the ones that do exist.

But I'm sure you don't believe in Demons, Angels etc.  

  How do you know?  


Let's say demons actually do exist, if you do any reading on the occult, its pretty fucking hard to summon a demon.  


I don't believe any of it, but if you're are going to believe in it, at least be consistent in what malarkey you're going to believe in.



And if any of it were true, it could be done in a laboratory under scientific conditions and documented, peer reviewed, the experiment repeated to get the same result and the hypothesis verified and there would be a whole new branch of science called "demonic theory" and the creationists/intelligent design/magic elves people would be vindicated. But there's always some handy explanation provided why such an endeavor would never work under such rigid scruitiny.
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Yes, because we KNOW those are made up.



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And demons were made up to explain mental illness.....









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Old school? REALLY? Dude, I was playing when it was called Chainmail. And was miniatures-based.
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Someone has spent some time in Azeroth..err Hell
Filthy casual, those were old school AD&D 2nd Ed. rules.  Back when you had to think about something other than Tank, DPS, Heals.  

 




Old school? REALLY? Dude, I was playing when it was called Chainmail. And was miniatures-based.
I said old school, not grandpa school.  



 
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They're Nihilists, dude.  
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A lot of smug, know it all motherfuckers in this thread.   I would love to hear some of the things they believed in, so we could scoff at them.
They're Nihilists, dude.  
Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

 





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Some of these look pretty legit.





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"oh shit! oh shit! yo yo!  charlie don't be a dick!"












 
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ROFLMAO






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I'm quite certain the hand tremors can contribute. Might even almost always contribute.

Doesn't mean it can't happen, or that the stupid Parker Brothers game is the only channel.

Angry? Yeah. Being told by other posters that because I believe in demons and possessions I am somehow not intelligent tends to do that...
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I don't think that believing in those things means someone is dumb. I think that believing in those things is a nonsensical belief. I also think that people who think they have "lucky" socks, "systems" to beat slot machines, and "strategies" to make millions selling vitamins also have nonsensical beliefs. I have a tendency to threaten electronic devices with physical violence when they misbehave because I kind of think that it helps. Total nonsense (at least with new tech-old stuff, a "technical tap" did work a lot of the time), but I still believe it a little.*


*not sure if Zaphod will see this as I can't see any of his posts unless they're quoted, so I'm assuming I'm on his ignore list. Still felt that his comment warranted a serious reply.
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I don't think that believing in those things means someone is dumb. I think that believing in those things is a nonsensical belief. I also think that people who think they have "lucky" socks, "systems" to beat slot machines, and "strategies" to make millions selling vitamins also have nonsensical beliefs. I have a tendency to threaten electronic devices with physical violence when they misbehave because I kind of think that it helps. Total nonsense (at least with new tech-old stuff, a "technical tap" did work a lot of the time), but I still believe it a little.*





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I'm quite certain the hand tremors can contribute. Might even almost always contribute.



Doesn't mean it can't happen, or that the stupid Parker Brothers game is the only channel.



Angry? Yeah. Being told by other posters that because I believe in demons and possessions I am somehow not intelligent tends to do that...




I don't think that believing in those things means someone is dumb. I think that believing in those things is a nonsensical belief. I also think that people who think they have "lucky" socks, "systems" to beat slot machines, and "strategies" to make millions selling vitamins also have nonsensical beliefs. I have a tendency to threaten electronic devices with physical violence when they misbehave because I kind of think that it helps. Total nonsense (at least with new tech-old stuff, a "technical tap" did work a lot of the time), but I still believe it a little.*





*not sure if Zaphod will see this as I can't see any of his posts unless they're quoted, so I'm assuming I'm on his ignore list. Still felt that his comment warranted a serious reply.




 
no that means you ignored him




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Of all the shit for them to waste their time on.

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Inviting demons into you life can only end badly.  If you believe in demonic possession, this shit is no joke.



Known as the "real" story behind the novel and Hollywood movie The Exorcist, the tale of fourteen year-old Roland Doe is one of the most notorious stories of demonic possession. In fact, Roland Doe is not his real name; it is a pseudonym assigned to him by the Catholic church in order to preserve the boy's privacy. In the late 1940s,  and many speculate that after her death the boy attempted to contact his aunt with the Ouija board, an act which opened the door for the demons who wished to possess him.Doe's aunt encouraged him to use a Ouija board,
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This is quite alarming given there was only one semi-documented occurrence of this demonic possession and multiple movies made based on this one event, which raked in big bucks.  At least today they could have videoed  everything.



 
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I'm quite certain the hand tremors can contribute. Might even almost always contribute.
Doesn't mean it can't happen, or that the stupid Parker Brothers game is the only channel.
Angry? Yeah. Being told by other posters that because I believe in demons and possessions I am somehow not intelligent tends to do that...

I don't think that believing in those things means someone is dumb. I think that believing in those things is a nonsensical belief. I also think that people who think they have "lucky" socks, "systems" to beat slot machines, and "strategies" to make millions selling vitamins also have nonsensical beliefs. I have a tendency to threaten electronic devices with physical violence when they misbehave because I kind of think that it helps. Total nonsense (at least with new tech-old stuff, a "technical tap" did work a lot of the time), but I still believe it a little.*
*not sure if Zaphod will see this as I can't see any of his posts unless they're quoted, so I'm assuming I'm on his ignore list. Still felt that his comment warranted a serious reply.







  no that means you ignored him
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Growing up how I did, I don't make the mistake of saying people believing in those things are stupid, because by in large, they aren't.
I just think that if they do believe in them they don't apply rigid skeptical examination to that particular topic, which they may or may not do very well for a dozen other topics.
Again, they may be smart people. Being smart has nothing to do with whether or not you apply a certain methodology when presented with fantastic claims or a weird personal experience.
For example, in college I experienced sleep paralysis. I have no doubt in my mind that had one of my relatives experienced it they would have said that it was the ghost that they believe haunted our house (as only a budding skeptic, that thought actually crossed my mind).  Not because they are dumb, but because they think ghosts are real, thus weird things they experience are caused by ghosts, which is just further proof that they are real.  They don't take a step back and say "why do I believe in ghosts in the first place" as a skeptical person would.



In fact, had my friend not sent me a link about sleep paralysis after relating her the story, I might have eventually thought it was ghost related (especially with false memories that time can provide), and stopped being a skeptic!
 
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I suppose it depends how you quantify "smart"

personally I assign a much greater weight to "ability to extract knowledge from experience" over "total knowledge accrued"

so by my metric, they aren't doing so hot
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Charlie doesn't really sound Mexican to me.  Sure it's not this guy?

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Sounds like Santeria.

I do not practice that.
Nor do I own a crystal ball.

What would you do with one million dollars?

I might spend it all
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  Got my first kiss, saw my first tit, and had my dick rubbed for the first time due to a Ouija board.  Good times.




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As the kid who used to be the one who was moving the ouija board thing and making it spell out "try oral sex with the guy sitting across from you" I find this quite hilarious.


  Got my first kiss, saw my first tit, and had my dick rubbed for the first time due to a Ouija board.  Good times.








That first time a girl reaches behind herself and unhooks her bra for you, it's like a door opens to a whole new world.  Which may be appropriate, considering you were using an Ouija board.
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Hajji don't empanada.
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Charlie don't surf!

But he'll buttfuck your soul after you summon him on a homemade Ouija board and then have empanadas afterwards.

Mmmmmmm...empanadas.

Hajji don't empanada.

And that's why we shoot him in the face.
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I'm quite certain the hand tremors can contribute. Might even almost always contribute.

Doesn't mean it can't happen, or that the stupid Parker Brothers game is the only channel.

Angry? Yeah. Being told by other posters that because I believe in demons and possessions I am somehow not intelligent tends to do that...


I don't think that believing in those things means someone is dumb. I think that believing in those things is a nonsensical belief. I also think that people who think they have "lucky" socks, "systems" to beat slot machines, and "strategies" to make millions selling vitamins also have nonsensical beliefs. I have a tendency to threaten electronic devices with physical violence when they misbehave because I kind of think that it helps. Total nonsense (at least with new tech-old stuff, a "technical tap" did work a lot of the time), but I still believe it a little.*


*not sure if Zaphod will see this as I can't see any of his posts unless they're quoted, so I'm assuming I'm on his ignore list. Still felt that his comment warranted a serious reply.

  no that means you ignored him


check your ignore list, it happens by accident for me as well


Nope. Not on my ignore list. It's like he got eaten by the matrix. [/thread derailment]
Link Posted: 5/29/2015 1:45:52 AM EDT
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Growing up how I did, I don't make the mistake of saying people believing in those things are stupid, because by in large, they aren't.

I just think that if they do believe in them they don't apply rigid skeptical examination to that particular topic, which they may or may not do very well for a dozen other topics.

Again, they may be smart people. Being smart has nothing to do with whether or not you apply a certain methodology when presented with fantastic claims or a weird personal experience.

For example, in college I experienced sleep paralysis. I have no doubt in my mind that had one of my relatives experienced it they would have said that it was the ghost that they believe haunted our house (as only a budding skeptic, that thought actually crossed my mind).  Not because they are dumb, but because they think ghosts are real, thus weird things they experience are caused by ghosts, which is just further proof that they are real.  They don't take a step back and say "why do I believe in ghosts in the first place" as a skeptical person would.

In fact, had my friend not sent me a link about sleep paralysis after relating her the story, I might have eventually thought it was ghost related (especially with false memories that time can provide), and stopped being a skeptic!
 
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But that's the difference between rational, logical thought and the thought process that gets the knee-jerk response of "that's stupid." The response of "that's stupid" is an unfortunately blunt distillation of "what caused you to come to that particular conclusion to that set of circumstances despite a total lack of tangible, repeatable evidence?" It's like the meme with that jackhole with the crazy hair from the stupid ancient aliens show-"Is it possible that it's aliens? Absolutely!" Even though there's not a lick of fucking evidence to support such a bugnuts supposition. It could just as likely be unicorns. Or sentient coproliths.

The thing that makes my head hurt is that people just stop looking for rational explanations and instead invent some supernatural explanation. Ouija Board-ideomotor effect? No, it's ghoulies from the ethereal plane! Fuck Occam's razor! It's silliness
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