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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:30:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:31:39 PM EDT
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there is totally nothing here I can masturbate to.
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:32:04 PM EDT
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
there is totally nothing here I can masturbate to. Give it time |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:32:25 PM EDT
[#4]
Paint your teeth white first.
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:32:28 PM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryAww. Your wife is cute. |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:32:43 PM EDT
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Hammermill Thread
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:33:37 PM EDT
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Isolated incident. |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:33:39 PM EDT
[#8]
Don't forget your Fedora or is it Derby, shit I can't keep track of the proper ARFCOM tips for dating.
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:33:59 PM EDT
[#9]
Pics.
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:34:41 PM EDT
[#10]
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Not sure how I could have pulled this off seeing how GD hinks I am just a fucked up borderline personality basket case Borderline? |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:34:48 PM EDT
[#11]
Don't stay out too late. That lumber department ain't gonna run itself.
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:35:04 PM EDT
[#12]
Show some class while you're out on your date. Make sure that you clean your ears with your own car keys. |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:36:38 PM EDT
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Don't stay out too late. That lumber department ain't gonna run itself. Shit. I know right? |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:37:12 PM EDT
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Show some class while you're out on your date. Make sure that you clean your ears with your own car keys. I figured I would ask her to use her fork or straw 
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:38:43 PM EDT
[#15]
How old?
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:39:20 PM EDT
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Not sure how I could have pulled this off seeing how GD hinks I am just a fucked up borderline personality basket case but I will be going out with her around 9:30 my time. If I get he chance I will get a picture of her and I. Oh and work is going great also :) Say hello to Bruce....I mean "her" from the arfcom crew.
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:39:52 PM EDT
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How old? Shes 28 |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:41:59 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Hammermill Thread "gasbolt thread" would have been acceptable as well. |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:43:18 PM EDT
[#19]
In on one.
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:45:17 PM EDT
[#20]
So at what time should I piss on her to establish dominance? And is $8.7 a good tip to leave the waiter?
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:46:37 PM EDT
[#21]
IN!
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:46:38 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote Historyi laughed at this. that is all |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:47:29 PM EDT
[#23]
Safe thread
DAY 1 |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:49:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:52:20 PM EDT
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Not sure how I could have pulled this off seeing how GD hinks I am just a fucked up borderline personality basket case but I will be going out with her around 9:30 my time. If I get he chance I will get a picture of her and I. Oh and work is going great also :) Hey man. You could be nutty AND ugly! I kid!
Seriously though, IIRC you aren't an ugly dude, it doesn't surprise me. No homo. |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:53:14 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Hey man. You could be nutty AND ugly! I kid! Seriously though, IIRC you aren't an ugly dude, it doesn't surprise me. No homo. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Not sure how I could have pulled this off seeing how GD hinks I am just a fucked up borderline personality basket case but I will be going out with her around 9:30 my time. If I get he chance I will get a picture of her and I. Oh and work is going great also :) Hey man. You could be nutty AND ugly! I kid! Seriously though, IIRC you aren't an ugly dude, it doesn't surprise me. No homo. Ghey  |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:56:30 PM EDT
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So,you were checking him out. Ghey
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Not sure how I could have pulled this off seeing how GD hinks I am just a fucked up borderline personality basket case but I will be going out with her around 9:30 my time. If I get he chance I will get a picture of her and I. Oh and work is going great also :) Hey man. You could be nutty AND ugly! I kid!
Seriously though, IIRC you aren't an ugly dude, it doesn't surprise me. No homo. Ghey
Both guys and girls alike give me recognition almost daily on.my looks. Its truly no homo and I am used to it. Thank you gmezz 
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:59:48 PM EDT
[#28]
If you need a wingman, I clean up pretty good and can provide my own paper plate.
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:59:49 PM EDT
[#29]
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So at what time should I piss on her to establish dominance? And is $8.7 a good tip to leave the waiter? Just the tip. |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 11:04:17 PM EDT
[#30]
Make sure no one slaps her on the butt. It won't end well.
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Posted: 5/26/2015 11:13:51 PM EDT
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The victims kidneys were found stuffed in a pair of black socks that were dropped as the suspect fled the scene.
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Posted: 5/26/2015 11:17:15 PM EDT
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This thread should be nuked from orbit.
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Posted: 5/26/2015 11:18:46 PM EDT
[#33]
So did the carpet match the drapes?
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Posted: 5/26/2015 11:20:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So did the carpet match the drapes? This. And pics for proof |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 11:20:36 PM EDT
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This should be good.
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Posted: 5/26/2015 11:20:43 PM EDT
[#36]
Show us her fayce!!! We wannaseeher faaaayyyyyce!!!
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Posted: 5/26/2015 11:33:16 PM EDT
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Don't forget your Fedora or is it Derby, shit I can't keep track of the proper ARFCOM tips for dating. Trilby. |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 11:36:50 PM EDT
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Wtf?
Where are the pics? |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 11:40:14 PM EDT
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Wtf? Where are the pics? Safe thread without the safe. 
Day 1 |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 11:40:33 PM EDT
[#40]
Day 1
19 seconds craaaaap. |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 11:41:59 PM EDT
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OP will not provide pics.
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Posted: 5/26/2015 11:43:21 PM EDT
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Safe thread
Eta beat |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 11:46:26 PM EDT
[#43]
In for the trainwreck.
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Posted: 5/26/2015 11:48:16 PM EDT
[#44]
And then CPS will be called to your house
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Posted: 5/26/2015 11:48:23 PM EDT
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Kidney is out........
OP is in recovery with ice now. |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 11:58:17 PM EDT
[#46]
In on 1 for this disappointment.
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Posted: 5/27/2015 12:00:56 AM EDT
[#47]
Good luck and have fun.
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Posted: 5/27/2015 12:04:05 AM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Hammermill Thread Keep seeing this but don't get it. Must be a really recent development? |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 12:06:21 AM EDT
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Meh. Good looking women will go out with guys who most would say are above their grade. Just have to be interesting and or funny. Both work well.
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Posted: 5/27/2015 12:07:43 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Keep seeing this but don't get it. Must be a really recent development? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Hammermill Thread Keep seeing this but don't get it. Must be a really recent development? since November |
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