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Posted: 5/26/2015 9:58:31 PM EDT
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You will never see your own face.
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Posted: 5/26/2015 9:58:37 PM EDT
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Do. Or do not, There is no try.
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:02:34 PM EDT
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Most of what we believe is a lie. It was told to us as a lie but we believed it, and acted on it and now are too invested to call it for what it is. Now some of us, as we find gray hairs in our heads, find the courage to say of ourselves that we were fools. Damned fools. We were lied to. It was never what we thought it was. Some of it was a sad joke that is only funny to the men who it enriched. But now our friends are dead, we are crippled for life. Treasure, time, talent, gone. And no one wrote it down for the fools that will populate this land in 50 years. They will act as if they are facing these demons for the first time in history. This beat - it goes on.
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:02:41 PM EDT
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Theoretical physics now postulates that there are an infinite number of parallel universes, with an infinite number of permutations from our own.
This means that somewhere in the vastness of space and time, there is actually a guy who looks just like me, with infinite wealth, unlimited power, incredible intelligence, remarkable skills, and amazing sexual prowess, who is universally respected and loved. This thought makes me just a little bit happier than I would otherwise be. |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:04:13 PM EDT
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What if you went back in time and did your grandma? Very similar story to be found on the Internet: "All You Zombies" by Robert A . Heinlein. Look for it. ************** I used to think the universe was out to get me. Then I learned that the universe doesn't give a damn. This was very comforting to me. --F. Symptoms, ca. 1980 or so. I never learned from a man who agreed with me. Robert A. Heinlein One man's 'magic' is another man's engineering. 'Supernatural' is a null word. Robert A. Heinlein You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once. Robert A. Heinlein |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:19:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Theoretical physics now postulates that there are an infinite number of parallel universes, with an infinite number of permutations from our own. This means that somewhere in the vastness of space and time, there is actually a guy who looks just like me, with infinite wealth, unlimited power, incredible intelligence, remarkable skills, and amazing sexual prowess, who is universally respected and loved. This thought makes me just a little bit happier than I would otherwise be. "It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.” ? Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:20:01 PM EDT
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Isn't it a bit early for this kind of shit?
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:21:30 PM EDT
[#8]
The most expensive thing you'll ever own is your ego.
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:23:18 PM EDT
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Nobody really gives a real shit about you except for your momma.
It can always be worse. The fucking you get now won't be worth the fucking you get later. Your lack of planning is not my emergency. Don't shit where you eat. Shit attracts flies. Time to lean, time to clean. 5mins early = 10mins late. |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:23:52 PM EDT
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Isn't it a bit early for this kind of shit? After all, it's after 3:00 PM. |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:26:11 PM EDT
[#11]
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:30:42 PM EDT
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It's too bad that families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:31:28 PM EDT
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The guy with the "No Fat Chicks" bumper sticker will never have any chick in his vehicle. |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:31:58 PM EDT
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what color are leaves?, most people would say "green"
but they are actually every color but green ~herp derp |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:33:23 PM EDT
[#15]
Man who meet girl in park, park meat in girl.
-Confucious |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:33:37 PM EDT
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People don't think it be like it is but it do 
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:34:03 PM EDT
[#17]
we're all naked under our clothes.
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:35:03 PM EDT
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"Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh." —W. H. Auden |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:35:45 PM EDT
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Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. Vaginal secretion is a form of "Sweat". Your ideology in this regard is flawed. In that train of thought: Stinky pinky test, then "Lick it before you stick it." |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:36:33 PM EDT
[#20]
No matter where you go, there you are.
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:39:33 PM EDT
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what color are leaves?, most people would say "green" but they are actually every color but green ~herp derp No ... they absorb every color but green. Green, they reflect. |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:44:41 PM EDT
[#22]
We temporarily interrupt this thread to remark that Four Roses Small Batch is very tasty.
Very tasty, indeed. |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 10:49:12 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: We temporarily interrupt this thread to remark that Four Roses Small Batch is very tasty. Very tasty, indeed. While that maybe true, and I do believe it so coming from a man of your caliber, Four Roses on a piano is no match for tulips on your organ. |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 11:01:35 PM EDT
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No matter where you go, there you are. You're always somewhere. |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 11:03:43 PM EDT
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when you shampoo your hair, you're actually scrubbing your hands with a brush that's attached to your head.
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Posted: 5/26/2015 11:07:04 PM EDT
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“It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sumbitch or another. -- Malcolm Reynolds”
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Posted: 5/26/2015 11:38:07 PM EDT
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anything is a dildo if you're brave enough. I believe this quote is attributed to Abraham Lincoln. |
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Posted: 5/26/2015 11:41:32 PM EDT
[#28]
All matter is energy condensed to a slow vibration
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Posted: 5/26/2015 11:50:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/26/2015 11:51:55 PM EDT
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What has been will be again,
what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. Is there anything of which one can say, “Look! This is something new”? It was here already, long ago; it was here before our time. No one remembers the former generations, and even those yet to come will not be remembered by those who follow them. Ecclesiastes 1:9-11, roughly 980BC |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 12:00:28 AM EDT
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nm, late as usual..............
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Posted: 5/27/2015 12:01:08 AM EDT
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What if all those ancient Greek statues are really victims of Medusa?
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Posted: 5/27/2015 12:08:24 AM EDT
[#33]
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
You can tell by the kindness of a dog how a human should be Old women sweat, young girls glisten |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 12:12:32 AM EDT
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"Anyone who fights for the future, lives in it today."
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Posted: 5/27/2015 12:15:26 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/27/2015 12:17:53 AM EDT
[#36]
If you are the smartest guy in the room you're in the wrong damn room.
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Posted: 5/27/2015 12:19:36 AM EDT
[#37]
When you find yourself in a hole, the first thing you have to do, is stop digging.
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Posted: 5/27/2015 12:20:07 AM EDT
[#38]
All bleeding stops eventually.
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Posted: 5/27/2015 12:29:28 AM EDT
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No matter where you go, there you are. And you can run from yourself, but you won't get far 
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Posted: 5/27/2015 12:29:42 AM EDT
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Most profound comment I have ever heard or read... Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
Jean-Paul Sartre That is a jewel, saved. Thanks 
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Posted: 5/27/2015 12:32:00 AM EDT
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Most profound comment I have ever heard or read... Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
Jean-Paul Sartre 3 o'clock is when I wake up 
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Posted: 5/27/2015 1:03:55 AM EDT
[#42]
When life gives you lemons, find a big slingshot!
-me |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 1:16:32 AM EDT
[#43]
Friends are like elevator buttons, they either take you up or they take you down.
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Posted: 5/27/2015 1:20:49 AM EDT
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Always plan ahead that way you don't have to do anything now.
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Posted: 5/27/2015 1:29:15 AM EDT
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By the time you finish reading this sentence, you will have accomplished nothing, wasted 25 seconds of your time, and you will never get that 25 seconds back, no matter how hard you try.
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Posted: 5/27/2015 1:29:45 AM EDT
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These are statements that I have on my computer, where I can see them often during the day. Be as you wish to seem. Don't support laws you are not willing to kill to enforce. Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence. Explanations are such cheap poetry. It feels good and then it doesn't. It's just a moment in time, step aside and let it happen. No one is coming to save you. Progress not perfection. Truth not tribe. The past is a statement, the future is a question. Time does not tell the truth about our souls. Worrying will never change the outcome. You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle . Perception is reality. Some of those are really good |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 1:56:32 AM EDT
[#47]
With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful. Strive to be happy. |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 2:05:03 AM EDT
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No matter where you go, there you are. There you go. |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 2:12:16 AM EDT
[#49]
I just want to call in the airstrikes, in the war on poverty.
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Posted: 5/27/2015 2:19:16 AM EDT
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With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy. You are a fluke of the universe, you have no right to be here. Give up. |
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