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Posted: 5/24/2015 9:42:05 AM EDT
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On the wife's grocery list: Bread Hamburger buns Bleu Cheese dressing Onions Tomatoes Lettuce Bounce Nail Polish Remover Hairspray Dishwasher soap Kleenex Tide Blowjob The management seems to have an issue with this
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Posted: 5/24/2015 9:42:06 AM EDT
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HanJo
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Posted: 5/24/2015 9:42:12 AM EDT
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Seems like you need to issue a new policy to your managers about compliance with direction handed down by the board of directors.
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Posted: 5/24/2015 9:43:00 AM EDT
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What aisle are those on?
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Posted: 5/24/2015 9:43:33 AM EDT
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We have an android app with a shared list. That item gets put on the list regularly, among others.
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Posted: 5/24/2015 9:43:38 AM EDT
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why not? I'd get it.
only problem is 18 year old daughter frequently goes shopping with her. |
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Posted: 5/24/2015 9:45:20 AM EDT
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I always try to work ammo into the shopping list when my wife goes to Walmart. Sometimes in two places so she won't forget.
I may have to alter my approach. |
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Posted: 5/24/2015 9:48:39 AM EDT
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It's cool as long as you don't find it scratched off of the list , but you didn't receive it.
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Posted: 5/24/2015 9:52:59 AM EDT
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I e-mailed this link to my wife yesterday. It was met with an enthusiastic response. Don't mix grocery shopping and sex.
http://regretfulmorning.com/2012/08/new-study-shows-that-blowjobs-are-healthy/ |
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Posted: 5/24/2015 9:54:14 AM EDT
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if she wont bring one back from the store, you should go out and get one on you own
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Posted: 5/24/2015 10:07:13 AM EDT
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if she wont bring one back from the store, you should go out and get one on you own Or have one of your buddies go out and get 2, then he can stop and give you one of them on his way home. |
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Posted: 5/24/2015 10:13:14 AM EDT
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On the wife's grocery list: Bread Hamburger buns Bleu Cheese dressing Onions Tomatoes Lettuce Bounce Nail Polish Remover Hairspray Dishwasher soap Kleenex Tide Blowjob The management seems to have an issue with this Completely understandable. You forgot the goddamn bacon! |
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Posted: 5/24/2015 10:18:21 AM EDT
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Yep. Tide is overpriced.
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Posted: 5/24/2015 12:49:38 PM EDT
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Blowjob should come before Bleu Cheese dressing.
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Posted: 5/24/2015 12:52:31 PM EDT
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LOL I'm glad im not the only one who sneeks 'favors' on to the wife's to do lists.
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Posted: 5/24/2015 12:54:17 PM EDT
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At least you didn't try slipping anal on that list
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Posted: 5/24/2015 12:54:34 PM EDT
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What aisle are those on? 
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Posted: 5/24/2015 12:54:39 PM EDT
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On the wife's grocery list: Bread Hamburger buns Bleu Cheese dressing Onions Tomatoes Lettuce Bounce Nail Polish Remover Hairspray Dishwasher soap Kleenex Tide Blowjob The management seems to have an issue with this Dont be surprised when she blows the butcher. You put it on the list. |
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Posted: 5/24/2015 12:56:40 PM EDT
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I don't see beer on that list.
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Posted: 5/24/2015 12:57:00 PM EDT
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Completely understandable. You forgot the goddamn bacon! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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On the wife's grocery list: Bread Hamburger buns Bleu Cheese dressing Onions Tomatoes Lettuce Bounce Nail Polish Remover Hairspray Dishwasher soap Kleenex Tide Blowjob The management seems to have an issue with this Completely understandable. You forgot the goddamn bacon! My thoughts exactly. Idiot, don't forget the bacon. |
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Posted: 5/24/2015 12:59:04 PM EDT
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I usually write HOT SNATCH on ours. Sammichmaker doesn't find it amusing, but she doesn't get pissy about it either.
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Posted: 5/24/2015 1:07:34 PM EDT
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I regularly put:
Beer Cleaning products Scooby snacks TP for my bunghole Lotion and wipes Sexwax on my wife's list. She's bought all of it with no hesitation. The Scooby snacks were hard to find when we were first married, but there was a vanilla wafer type in the 90s and more recently Keebler came out with a graham cracker by that name. ETA: It goes without saying that this is always on the list so I naturally forgot it here. |
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Posted: 5/24/2015 1:07:40 PM EDT
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Completely understandable. You forgot the goddamn bacon! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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On the wife's grocery list: Bread Hamburger buns Bleu Cheese dressing Onions Tomatoes Lettuce Bounce Nail Polish Remover Hairspray Dishwasher soap Kleenex Tide Blowjob The management seems to have an issue with this Completely understandable. You forgot the goddamn bacon! 
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Posted: 5/24/2015 1:16:49 PM EDT
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blue cheese is fucking disgusting
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