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Posted: 5/24/2015 9:12:50 AM EDT

http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Woman-chains-herself-to-Shell-ship-in-Bellingham-Bay-overnight-304814081.html

Posted: 5/24/2015 9:14:39 AM EDT

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Makes me wonder how that tactic would work In a Russian port......

Posted: 5/24/2015 9:14:41 AM EDT

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Haul anchor and prepare to get underway.

Posted: 5/24/2015 9:16:15 AM EDT

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I don't see the problem?

Do they not have another 100 feet of chain to drop?

Posted: 5/24/2015 9:16:23 AM EDT

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http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Woman-chains-herself-to-Shell-ship-in-Bellingham-Bay-overnight-304814081.html

http://media.komonews.com/images/150523_bellingham_activist_Chiara+chained+to+arctic+challenger.jpg

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Your sig line would be most appropriate for removal of hippie leach on the anchor.

Posted: 5/24/2015 9:17:06 AM EDT

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Cant they release the chain and dunk the hippie? Probably be first bath they've ever had. might wash some of that hippie smell off.

Posted: 5/24/2015 9:17:52 AM EDT

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drop anchor

Posted: 5/24/2015 9:21:17 AM EDT

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Posted: 5/24/2015 9:23:16 AM EDT

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http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Woman-chains-herself-to-Shell-ship-in-Bellingham-Bay-overnight-304814081.html

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"Sorry, miss - I think you misunderstood. We aren't raising the anchor. We're dropping it."

Posted: 5/24/2015 9:28:55 AM EDT

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drop out another 3 fathoms of chain

Posted: 5/24/2015 9:30:29 AM EDT

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Give her a few dunks. Spray with soap, and leave her in for a long soak

Posted: 5/24/2015 9:31:54 AM EDT

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I like this picture. Using their plastic kayaks to protest oil

Posted: 5/24/2015 9:40:35 AM EDT

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Maybe they're not protesting, maybe they're just really bad at kayaking?

Posted: 5/24/2015 9:42:12 AM EDT

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Maybe they're not protesting, maybe they're just really bad at kayaking?

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I like this picture. Using their plastic kayaks to protest oil

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Maybe they're not protesting, maybe they're just really bad at kayaking?

Maybe they heard there was a Starbucks on that platform.

Posted: 5/24/2015 9:42:39 AM EDT

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I like this picture. Using their plastic kayaks to protest oil

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Are they simulating an oil spill?

Posted: 5/24/2015 9:43:43 AM EDT

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Dude don't you know it's that organic plastic.

It comes straight from mother earth. And the biodegradable polystyrene that is in most of their life jackets. And the non-wool cold weather gear( gortex and such) they are wearing.

I wonder what would happen if you were to point that out to them. Oh their Ipod casing, the macbook they use, hell 90 percent of their "recycled" life is driven by oil and all its forms.

Edit: Where did the kayak rider go in the bottom right hand of the picture. Dark green kayak, and the paddle; no boater?

Posted: 5/24/2015 9:43:46 AM EDT

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Send all these people to a reservation to live in mud huts since they seem to hate modern life so much.

Posted: 5/24/2015 9:45:06 AM EDT

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Think of the fishes nearby. They would all go belly up.

Posted: 5/24/2015 9:46:54 AM EDT

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Posted: 5/24/2015 9:47:04 AM EDT

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Stupid hippies.

Posted: 5/24/2015 9:48:55 AM EDT

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Where's a tsunami when you really need one.

Posted: 5/24/2015 9:50:20 AM EDT

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http://boldtgallery.com/var/albums/humor/who_needs_oil_ride_the_bus_fail.jpg

They forgot the word ''short'' in front of bus.

Posted: 5/24/2015 9:50:34 AM EDT

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1. Drop anchor.
2. Problem solved.

Posted: 5/24/2015 9:56:46 AM EDT

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I like this picture. Using their plastic kayaks to protest oil

http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/lt/lt_cache/thumbnail/610/img/photos/2015/05/16/10/63/28ffeb098c3f4955b7a2dad13a5b5153-abcddeeb9eea460d9d7c690bc8d577cd-0.jpg

Are they simulating an oil spill?

No, just a bunch of idiots.

Posted: 5/24/2015 10:21:19 AM EDT

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If the hippie falls in the Sound and an oil slick starts, who gets the fine, the hippie, or the ship?

Posted: 5/24/2015 12:30:23 PM EDT

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Patchouli smell doesn't come off that easy. Needs flames.

Posted: 5/24/2015 12:32:40 PM EDT

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Seattle raped Alaska in the past, now they're blocking development.

Posted: 5/24/2015 12:33:32 PM EDT

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I think they decided that since the ship wasn't going anywhere for a while, they just left her there.....

Posted: 5/24/2015 12:33:33 PM EDT

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Meh a little tar and feathers would solve this.

Posted: 5/24/2015 12:37:25 PM EDT

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I would just leave her there.

The problem will solve itself in a few days.

Posted: 5/24/2015 12:39:21 PM EDT

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Patchouli smell doesn't come off that easy. Needs flames.

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Cant they release the chain and dunk the hippie? Probably be first bath they've ever had. might wash some of that hippie smell off.

Patchouli smell doesn't come off that easy. Needs flames.

Or urine.

Posted: 5/24/2015 12:39:42 PM EDT

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Are they simulating an oil spill?

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I like this picture. Using their plastic kayaks to protest oil

http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/lt/lt_cache/thumbnail/610/img/photos/2015/05/16/10/63/28ffeb098c3f4955b7a2dad13a5b5153-abcddeeb9eea460d9d7c690bc8d577cd-0.jpg

Are they simulating an oil spill?

No.

They would have to dip their heads in the water

Posted: 5/24/2015 12:40:06 PM EDT

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Yep.

How long can she possibly stand on that anchor?

I'd hook up some speakers and continuously play Rush Limbaugh to her.

Posted: 5/24/2015 12:42:43 PM EDT

[#33]

Drop anchor - Problem solved.

Posted: 5/24/2015 12:43:47 PM EDT

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Leave her there. When she gives up and tries to climb up, push her off.

Can't have pirates boarding your ship.

Posted: 5/24/2015 12:50:30 PM EDT

[#35]

How long does it take to reach international waters from that port?

Posted: 5/24/2015 12:53:37 PM EDT

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Hippy? She's probably heavy enough to BE the anchor.

Posted: 5/24/2015 1:01:10 PM EDT

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Eh, a couple buckets of bilgewater and she'll go home.

Posted: 5/24/2015 1:01:10 PM EDT

[#38]

-p.

Posted: 5/24/2015 1:05:01 PM EDT

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Are those "Mickey Mouse" ears she's wearing?

Posted: 5/24/2015 1:14:22 PM EDT

[#40]

Need to build a drone that releases pepper spray.

Posted: 5/24/2015 1:15:42 PM EDT

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Looks like a nice day to take a piss off the side of the boat.

Posted: 5/24/2015 1:25:12 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/24/2015 1:26:16 PM EDT

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That's a big ass hippie on the chain. Is it stretching? Wait, is she/it wearing mickey mouse ears or is that a light pole behind it's head? lol

Posted: 5/24/2015 1:31:02 PM EDT

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I like this picture. Using their plastic kayaks to protest oil

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I guess the hippies fail to understand the irony....

Posted: 5/24/2015 1:34:30 PM EDT

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No, drop anchor, wait one hour and then haul anchor.

Posted: 5/24/2015 1:37:42 PM EDT

[#46]

New way to troll for sharks?

I hear they like live bait!

Posted: 5/24/2015 1:39:37 PM EDT

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She's going to be ripe after a few hours that she can't go to the bathroom to relieve herself, much less clean her butt. Hope her monthly bill doesn't show up... Some marine predators are attracted to blood in the water.

Posted: 5/24/2015 1:40:33 PM EDT

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That came tom mind, but it was too long to get point across. Would love a gif of the part where they lose the anchor.

Posted: 5/24/2015 1:57:53 PM EDT

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LOL, people who post threads who don't read the motherfucking article they fucking linked to.

Two people have chained themselves to a ****support ship**** that is part of Royal Dutch Shell's exploratory oil drilling plans and currently moored in Washington state.