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Posted: 5/24/2015 1:36:59 AM EDT
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Get ready for your meeting with HR.
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Posted: 5/24/2015 1:37:03 AM EDT
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I thought you sent dick pics. You shoulda sent dick pics.
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Posted: 5/24/2015 1:37:17 AM EDT
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You may not realize it, but you just made a tranny thread.
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Posted: 5/24/2015 1:38:49 AM EDT
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Get ready for your meeting with HR. ...so I should have waited for my new hire probationary period to be over? |
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Posted: 5/24/2015 1:40:47 AM EDT
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HA!
Friend of mine has you beat. He sent a fellow journeyman electrician to get... A bucket of amps 
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Posted: 5/24/2015 1:42:30 AM EDT
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HA! Friend of mine has you beat. He sent a fellow journeyman electrician to get... A bucket of amps At my last job we'd send new guys to get buckets of steam to clean up dried up glue.
It's unreal how many people fall for it. |
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Posted: 5/24/2015 1:42:38 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Get ready for your meeting with HR. |
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Posted: 5/24/2015 1:44:24 AM EDT
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Those are books from the bible... 4th Fallopian
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Posted: 5/24/2015 1:48:15 AM EDT
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As a ex aircraft mechanic we always sent newbies to get 25' of flight line or 5 gals of prop wash.
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Posted: 5/24/2015 1:48:44 AM EDT
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...to central supply looking for Fallopian tubes. Dammit. She went. I work in CS, I would have sent her back with a couple 8Fr red rubbers. Eta: if I knew she was coming I'd throw them in a bag with some red ink and water to make it look real. |
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Posted: 5/24/2015 1:53:14 AM EDT
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At my last job we'd send new guys to get buckets of steam to clean up dried up glue.
It's unreal how many people fall for it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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HA! Friend of mine has you beat. He sent a fellow journeyman electrician to get... A bucket of amps At my last job we'd send new guys to get buckets of steam to clean up dried up glue.
It's unreal how many people fall for it. It's even better when the guy you send them to to get the steam yells at them for not bringing a lid for the bucket. "Are you fucking stupid? How are you gonna keep the steam in the bucket without a lid?" |
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Posted: 5/24/2015 1:54:43 AM EDT
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Sent a PFC to get me some grid squares....smart ass cut up a map by the grid squares and brought them to me in a box. Gave him libo for the rest of the day.
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Posted: 5/24/2015 2:01:18 AM EDT
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HA! Friend of mine has you beat. He sent a fellow journeyman electrician to get... A bucket of amps The journeyman knew what was up. He gets journeyman hourly wages. He'll "look" all day long. 
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Posted: 5/24/2015 2:01:47 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/24/2015 2:04:06 AM EDT
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...so I should have waited for my new hire probationary period to be over? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Get ready for your meeting with HR. ...so I should have waited for my new hire probationary period to be over?
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Posted: 5/24/2015 2:07:25 AM EDT
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As a ex aircraft mechanic we always sent newbies to get 25' of flight line or 5 gals of prop wash. I love it when guys go looking for Prop wash. |
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Posted: 5/24/2015 2:10:59 AM EDT
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HA! Friend of mine has you beat. He sent a fellow journeyman electrician to get... A bucket of amps Jokes on your buddy if he came back with this 
+ this 
I would have
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Posted: 5/24/2015 2:12:10 AM EDT
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As a ex aircraft mechanic we always sent newbies to get 25' of flight line or 5 gals of prop wash. Bumper fluid is highly corrosive and muffler bearings are essential... Stupid people will fall for anything. |
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Posted: 5/24/2015 2:12:43 AM EDT
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Get ready for your meeting with HR. Yep. |
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Posted: 5/24/2015 2:13:35 AM EDT
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I love it when guys go looking for Prop wash. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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As a ex aircraft mechanic we always sent newbies to get 25' of flight line or 5 gals of prop wash. I love it when guys go looking for Prop wash. My favorite was sending them to the Gunny with a stack of papers asking for the E7 punch! |
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Posted: 5/24/2015 2:15:24 AM EDT
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Who am I to be laughing though... I once got sent to my Master Chief for an ID10-T form.
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Posted: 5/24/2015 2:44:47 AM EDT
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I worked with someone sent to get a box of ohms.
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Posted: 5/24/2015 2:58:15 AM EDT
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I've seen people go look for a board stretcher.
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Posted: 5/24/2015 2:59:48 AM EDT
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Box of grid squares
PRC E7 |
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Posted: 5/24/2015 3:04:01 AM EDT
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The journeyman knew what was up. He gets journeyman hourly wages. He'll "look" all day long. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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HA! Friend of mine has you beat. He sent a fellow journeyman electrician to get... A bucket of amps The journeyman knew what was up. He gets journeyman hourly wages. He'll "look" all day long. We hide ours right next to the wire stretcher and underneath the left handed romex stripper |
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Posted: 5/24/2015 4:08:35 AM EDT
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HA! Friend of mine has you beat. He sent a fellow journeyman electrician to get... A bucket of amps We sent the apprentice to the truck (after he cut a homerun to the panel too short) to get the wire stretcher. The owner was a coked up maniac body builder that was heavy into weapons, self-defense, and picking on people. He was screaming at the kid. "You fucking dumby its blue, under the rolls of 14/2 in the van, hurry up!" The hole job stopped a watched from the windows of the house to see this kid get crucified. |
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Posted: 5/24/2015 4:14:09 AM EDT
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...to central supply looking for Fallopian tubes. Dammit. She went. While she's there, see if she can also bring back the neck tourniquet. |
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Posted: 5/24/2015 4:15:49 AM EDT
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At my last job we'd send new guys to get buckets of steam to clean up dried up glue.
It's unreal how many people fall for it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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HA! Friend of mine has you beat. He sent a fellow journeyman electrician to get... A bucket of amps At my last job we'd send new guys to get buckets of steam to clean up dried up glue.
It's unreal how many people fall for it. The plaster that I worked for did that to his Labours. |
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Posted: 5/24/2015 8:18:34 AM EDT
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I told the new kid in my retail department that at night he had to refill the drinking fountain. Management was so amused by my antics they played along. He refilled the water fountain for three days before someone let him in on the joke.
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Posted: 5/24/2015 8:23:25 AM EDT
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In high school I worked at a pizza place and we'd always get new guys to mop the walk in freezer.
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Posted: 5/24/2015 8:24:38 AM EDT
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When I worked for Cirque du Soleil, we'd send guys to get the keys to the big top.
(Our main tent - laced shut at then end of the day like any other tent) |
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Posted: 5/24/2015 8:36:45 AM EDT
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I worked in a maintenance shop, working with 12 mechanics was a pain in the ass some days other days we'd fuck with crewmen til their VC came and told us to stop picking on the boots.
I've filled out an ID-10T form, I've found glowstick batteries (double A), I've been punched in the chest by 4 mechanics while I was told to get mechanics punches, and theres more shit that I've forgotten about over time however they are still funny as shit when I remember them. |
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Posted: 5/24/2015 8:38:02 AM EDT
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On the boat we would send the boots to supply for a gallon of NSU. It usually turned into a day long search if supply and the other divisions cooperated.
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Posted: 5/24/2015 8:41:31 AM EDT
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Private, I need you to go to supply and get me 30 dB of dial tone...
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Posted: 5/24/2015 8:41:35 AM EDT
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When I was a rookie fireman, my crusty old Captain tried to get me to 'check the spark plugs' on the engine one shift.
I told him that while he started before I was born, that I did know the engine didn't have any spark plugs (diesel). |
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Posted: 5/24/2015 8:43:21 AM EDT
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...to central supply looking for Fallopian tubes. Dammit. She went. Nice 
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Posted: 5/24/2015 8:48:20 AM EDT
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Always had people coming up to signal bridge asking for the crank to crank down the mast. Best one ever was a kid decked out for the mail buoy watch. Was funny as hell when the Captain walked on the bridge as said what the fuck. He wasnt amused. Fun times on DD 977.
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Posted: 5/24/2015 8:48:33 AM EDT
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When I was a rookie fireman, my crusty old Captain tried to get me to 'check the spark plugs' on the engine one shift.I told him that while he started before I was born, that I did know the engine didn't have any spark plugs (diesel). Oh thats a new one. We just told them to find the keys to the engine. |
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Posted: 5/24/2015 8:53:58 AM EDT
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When work would call me on a job site and ask if I needed anything I always asked them to send out a couple of eye dee ten tees to help out. When they were like what? I just told them to right it down and send them out when they got a chance.
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Posted: 5/24/2015 8:58:03 AM EDT
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They sent me for 40 foot of flightline. They stood around waiting while I went to a hospital appt and lunch. They got nervous after an hour... They sent one amn for a wire stretcher from the elctricians they sent him to meme, just happens I use to build fence and had one in my truck, they didn't have aclue what it was he brought back. My favorite was when they told new troops that mattress exchange was Wednesday, swing by the dorms and see 5-10 mattress outside the doors.
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Posted: 5/24/2015 8:58:27 AM EDT
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Sent a PFC to get me some grid squares....smart ass cut up a map by the grid squares and brought them to me in a box. Gave him libo for the rest of the day. Here's your grid square. Will there be anything else? 
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Posted: 5/24/2015 9:02:30 AM EDT
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Sister AND a cashier - spent 20 minutes looking for scalded milk at the grocery....she was a teen and wanted to make dinner all by herself...........recipes, how do they work?
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Posted: 5/24/2015 9:11:54 AM EDT
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...to central supply looking for Fallopian tubes. Dammit. She went. Is your resume ready? I hope this wasn't a career job. |
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Posted: 5/24/2015 9:17:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I thought you sent dick pics. You shoulda sent dick pics. |
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Posted: 5/24/2015 9:25:59 AM EDT
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I love it when guys go looking for Prop wash. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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As a ex aircraft mechanic we always sent newbies to get 25' of flight line or 5 gals of prop wash. I love it when guys go looking for Prop wash. We would tell guys to go to get some ID-10T rivets. Of course we'd write it down on a piece of paper so they wouldn't forget. IDIOT |
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Posted: 5/24/2015 9:28:18 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Get ready for your meeting with HR. |
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Posted: 5/24/2015 9:28:51 AM EDT
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At our last FD training the assistant chief was reviewing how to fill SCBA bottles with breathing air. He mentioned that you should always make sure you have the right air in them as it is bad to breath winter air in summer and vice versa. Everyone was chuckling except one of the new guys who was taking it in dead serious.
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Posted: 5/24/2015 9:29:01 AM EDT
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Bucket of steam?
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Posted: 5/24/2015 9:36:33 AM EDT
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Sending the messenger of the watch to the torpedo room to get the serial number of the water slug we just launched.
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Posted: 5/24/2015 9:36:46 AM EDT
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When my Dad was a corpsman, a doctor tried the same thing with him. My Dad brought back the head nurse with him.
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