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I had to buy a new couch when that happened... Need those clear vinyl slip covers.
. Good luck, OP.
My wife had a 48 hour labor with the first kid. When we divorced, she included in the reasons that I "stood there snarfing Peanut M&M's while she was eating ice chips". Oh, and she gave me shit for sleeping on the couch in her room while in labor with the second one. Hey, I'm not the one that got pregnant! (In before the female Arfcom contingent carpet bombs me with feces...
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Lesson: Wimmenz take this delivery shit serious, OP!
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Ha!!! Not labor, he was there with me for that, and very considerate. But when I had a gall bladder attack, my liver went upside down and they admitted me. I was on clear liquids, for three days before surgery.
He sat in my hospital room snarfing McDonalds. I must have forgiven him at some point, it's 14 years later and he's snoring in my ear right now. :)
Congrats OP! Don't worry about sleep. You'll get that again someday. But, sex. Well, sex has now turned into "quickies" and sorry to say, undisturbed quickies are a myth. Hubby calls our son CB because he cock blocks more than you can imagine. He's nine, and we hear "mom, mom, the doors locked! Mom, mom, mom..." All my husband has to do is think about getting hard and the boy child comes around the corner, Mom!!!
The 17 yr old just spins around and huffs back to her room.