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Posted: 5/21/2015 10:37:38 PM EDT
At the hospital waiting to go to l&d. Cue Its happening gif!
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Posted: 5/21/2015 10:38:29 PM EDT
[#1]
Go to sleep now.
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Posted: 5/21/2015 10:38:32 PM EDT
[#2]
Congratulations. Last night was the best night of sleep you're getting for the next fifteen years or so!
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Posted: 5/21/2015 10:38:59 PM EDT
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Let the fun begin.
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Posted: 5/21/2015 10:39:23 PM EDT
[#4]
Keep us posted OP...
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Posted: 5/21/2015 10:39:46 PM EDT
[#5]
Don't watch, dude...
Just hold her hand and try not to pass out. |
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Posted: 5/21/2015 10:39:51 PM EDT
[#6]
Good luck with all that, bro.
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Posted: 5/21/2015 10:41:42 PM EDT
[#7]
Like a boxing glove that was hit with a hatchet.
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Posted: 5/21/2015 10:44:21 PM EDT
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Like a boxing glove that was hit with a hatchet. 
ETA Focused on the joke and forgot I was posting in a pending baby thread. Hope things go quickly and smoothly and a preemptive congrats! |
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Posted: 5/21/2015 10:44:37 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/21/2015 10:52:37 PM EDT
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Go to sleep now. QFMFT. and 
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Posted: 5/21/2015 10:53:07 PM EDT
[#11]
Well fix it if it is broken, what kind of husband are you?
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Posted: 5/21/2015 10:57:10 PM EDT
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Go to sleep now. Words of wisdom |
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Posted: 5/21/2015 10:58:03 PM EDT
[#13]
tonight is the last day of your life
 congrats brosef.  |
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Posted: 5/21/2015 10:59:53 PM EDT
[#14]
Teflon tape for the leak , is what you seek.
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Posted: 5/21/2015 11:01:31 PM EDT
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At the hospital waiting to go to l&d. Cue Its happening gif! 
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Posted: 5/21/2015 11:07:14 PM EDT
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Well fix it if it is broken, what kind of husband are you? This. Get some duct tape and repurpose a butt plug and fix that leak damnit 
On a serious note, congrats dude |
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Posted: 5/21/2015 11:07:47 PM EDT
[#17]
Really though babies are awesome to watch as my friends raise them.
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Posted: 5/21/2015 11:11:08 PM EDT
[#18]
Congratulations!
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Posted: 5/21/2015 11:34:26 PM EDT
[#19]
Congrats!
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Posted: 5/21/2015 11:41:11 PM EDT
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Words of wisdom Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Go to sleep now. Words of wisdom Yep. With my first born, my wife's water broke early in the afternoon. He wasn't born until 7ish the next morning.... I think Ifinally went to sleep later that afternoon. Don't make that mistake. |
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Posted: 5/21/2015 11:42:51 PM EDT
[#21]
congrats brother!
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Posted: 5/21/2015 11:53:23 PM EDT
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Go to sleep now. way too late for that Eta: with my wife, broken water means you got two hours tops |
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Posted: 5/21/2015 11:54:23 PM EDT
[#23]
Got a bucket?
Three hell-raisers here. GOOD LUCK!!! Seriously. You will need it. And prayers. Lots and lots of prayers. And whiskey. 
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Posted: 5/21/2015 11:56:40 PM EDT
[#24]
take binkis and wipes with you to the hospital.
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Posted: 5/21/2015 11:57:35 PM EDT
[#25]
Congrats! Best wishes!
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Posted: 5/22/2015 12:07:22 AM EDT
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At the hospital waiting to go to l&d. Cue Its happening gif! Just shop-vac that shit up. She can drink it when she gets back from the hospital. |
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Posted: 5/22/2015 1:11:37 AM EDT
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In the l&d room. Epidural in. And now we wait.
thanks for all the warm wishes and laughs guys! Gonna try and get some sleep. I will update later!
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Posted: 5/22/2015 1:15:09 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/22/2015 1:30:51 AM EDT
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Doc expects delivery at 5am.
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Posted: 5/22/2015 1:41:47 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/22/2015 1:45:47 AM EDT
[#31]
Congrats. Welcome to the world of no sleep.
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Posted: 5/22/2015 1:49:53 AM EDT
[#32]
Grats :)
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Posted: 5/22/2015 1:50:55 AM EDT
[#33]
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Congrats. Welcome to the world of no sleep. Heh. 
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Posted: 5/22/2015 2:45:53 AM EDT
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Congratulations. Last night was the best night of sleep you're getting for the next fifteen years or so! ...and then they get a driver's license! Get your sleep while you can, OP! |
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Posted: 5/22/2015 3:05:52 AM EDT
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Congrats!! My third boy is three weeks old. Nothing like it.
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Posted: 5/22/2015 3:13:01 AM EDT
[#36]
You should have called a plumber.
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Posted: 5/22/2015 4:14:49 AM EDT
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Congrats OP..... Don't forget about "The Rules" |
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Posted: 5/22/2015 5:06:06 AM EDT
[#38]
Congrats
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Posted: 5/22/2015 11:06:38 AM EDT
[#39]
Wife pushed hard for the past two hours. Barely any progress so its c section time here shortly fellas!
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Posted: 5/22/2015 11:08:33 AM EDT
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Go to sleep now. 
But yeah....enjoy it while it lasts |
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Posted: 5/22/2015 11:11:20 AM EDT
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Congrats OP!! You're in for a ride but it's worth every second of the pain/lack of sleep/lack of funds to come. Like mentioned above; get some sleep now.
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Posted: 5/22/2015 11:12:33 AM EDT
[#42]
Congrats....
here is to a happy healthy baby
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Posted: 5/22/2015 11:13:36 AM EDT
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Good news man! Congratulations!
 I was half expecting to open this to a picture of her basement, with a ruptured water line, or something (in true GD fashion). |
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Posted: 5/22/2015 11:33:39 AM EDT
[#44]
Congrats!
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Posted: 5/22/2015 11:44:19 AM EDT
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In for pics of baby...
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Posted: 5/22/2015 11:45:45 AM EDT
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Congrats man. The wife and I just had our third baby 2 days ago as well!!! Another boy
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Posted: 5/22/2015 11:51:08 AM EDT
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I had to buy a new couch when that happened... Need those clear vinyl slip covers.
. Good luck, OP.
My wife had a 48 hour labor with the first kid. When we divorced, she included in the reasons that I "stood there snarfing Peanut M&M's while she was eating ice chips". Oh, and she gave me shit for sleeping on the couch in her room while in labor with the second one. Hey, I'm not the one that got pregnant! (In before the female Arfcom contingent carpet bombs me with feces... )
Lesson: Wimmenz take this delivery shit serious, OP! TC |
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Posted: 5/22/2015 12:02:20 PM EDT
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At the hospital waiting to go to l&d. Cue Its happening gif! Ohhhhh man. You're so screwed. Remember that thing you used to do at night? What was it called again?? Oh yeah! Sleep! Yeah, you're never doing that again. And remember that thing you did to make this kid? What was that again? Oh yeah, undisturbed sex. Yeah, forget that ever happened too. You'll be like you were when you were teenagers and thought you were sneaking around and they didn't know what you were up to. The best thing about kids is laughing at new parents. I've got a kid that works for me who is having his first. His wife and he said that they're not going to have any Cheerios in the house. Lesson time for new parents: Cheerios are kid crack. They also accomplish numerous beneficial things too: 1. Your kid needs to learn fine motor skills. Picking Cheerios up and sticking them in their mouth is a HUGE part of that. 2. Cheerios will keep your kid busy for at least twenty to thirty minutes as they figure out how to maneuver them from the table into their mouth. Busy kid means quiet. 3. The kid can stick stuff in their mouth that you don't mind the kid sticking in their mouth. In the great checklist of things you don't want your kid sticking in their mouth, Cheerios are an excellent choice. Spent ammunition cases, however are near the top. 4. The kid is eating something solid but not too solid because they'll be utterly slimed. 5. They're *EASY* to clean up. In comparison to the, I'll say, "Event" that is a kid eating spaghetti, cheerios can be swept up by the dog. ETA: A kid eating cheerios is a moment celebrated at length by dogs. Just don't let more than one figure out what's going on or they'll fight over which one gets to be under the kid's seat. |
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Posted: 5/22/2015 3:23:03 PM EDT
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Abigail Denise arrived at 11:18 this morning! 7 lbs 3 oz and 18.5" long and healthy as she could be! My wife is doing fine, just a little loopy from the pain meds! I'll upload pics when I can y'all!
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Posted: 5/22/2015 3:24:03 PM EDT
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