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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:46:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/5/2015 8:54:03 PM EDT
[#2]
Sew like the wind!
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Posted: 5/5/2015 8:55:40 PM EDT
[#3]
Did they have any food that wasn't Mexican?
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Posted: 5/5/2015 8:57:45 PM EDT
[#4]
A SWEATER!!!
Just what an evil mastermind needs when it's 115 in the shade. |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 8:57:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/5/2015 8:58:25 PM EDT
[#6]
Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
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Posted: 5/5/2015 8:58:50 PM EDT
[#7]
There will be a plethora of piñatas.
eta- son of bitch! |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 8:59:50 PM EDT
[#8]
We will rape the horses and ride off on the women!
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Posted: 5/5/2015 9:00:38 PM EDT
[#9]
What is a plethora?
frick. That's a "mail" plane. |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 9:01:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/5/2015 9:04:40 PM EDT
[#11]
You want to die with a man's gun, not a little sissy gun like this.
Would you like to kiss me on the veranda? |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 9:06:22 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You want to die with a man's gun, not a little sissy gun like this. Would you like to kiss me on the veranda? |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 9:07:22 PM EDT
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El Guapo: Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you.
Jefe: So when do you think Carmen will open up her flower to you? El Guapo: Tonight. OR I WILL KILL HER! |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 9:12:36 PM EDT
[#14]
Tell me Carmin, do you know what foreplay is?
Carmin: ..........no. Good, neither does El Guapo. |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 9:14:15 PM EDT
[#15]
It's a mail plan.
How can you tell? 
Edit: damnit ARE YOU THE SINGING BUSH!?! |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 9:17:46 PM EDT
[#16]
Farly Farly Farly Farly Farly :::::Bang::::
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Posted: 5/5/2015 9:19:39 PM EDT
[#17]
Lip balm?
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Posted: 5/5/2015 9:20:45 PM EDT
[#18]
My little butter cup has the sweetest....
Fat Mexican Bartender: Esmile |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 9:25:35 PM EDT
[#19]
Gonna make it! Gonna make it! Gonna make it! I made it! Haha--*BANG*
Ow..... Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 9:28:45 PM EDT
[#20]
Are Gringos falling from the sky?!?!
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Posted: 5/5/2015 9:30:04 PM EDT
[#21]
In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be the actual El Guapo!
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Posted: 5/5/2015 9:30:34 PM EDT
[#22]
...15 miles on the Eerie Canal, My body lies over the ocean...Oh ba-low the man down...
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Posted: 5/5/2015 9:35:15 PM EDT
[#23]
"My little buttercup..."
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Posted: 5/5/2015 9:36:50 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Are Gringos falling from the sky?!?! Jes El Guapo |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 9:49:00 PM EDT
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It may be going on close to 20 years since I think I last saw this movie. Boy, it was a blast. It sure brings back a lot of memories from when I was a kid.
Yes, they had a special Mexican plate with enchiladas, a crispy taco, rice and beans. I didn't order that, though. I tried to be good and order a wrap, but it was a Mexican steak wrap; and then I had to order a Mexican vanilla milkshake to finish it off. Aye Dios! |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 9:56:48 PM EDT
[#26]
you shot the invisible swordsman!?!
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Posted: 5/5/2015 10:06:53 PM EDT
[#27]
Everybody, drop your pistols. Not YOU Dusty!
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Posted: 5/5/2015 10:53:54 PM EDT
[#28]
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We will rape the horses and ride off on the women! Who the hell are you? |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 10:57:20 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My little butter cup has the sweetest.... Fat Mexican Bartender: Esmile  lol |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 11:02:19 PM EDT
[#30]
What does that mean, in-famous?
Oh, Dusty. In-famous is when you're MORE than famous. This man El Guapo, he's not just famous, he's IN-famous. 100,000 pesos to perform with this El Guapo, who's probably the biggest actor to come out of Mexico! |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 11:08:03 PM EDT
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...or I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your dick as a pencil! What do you mean? |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 11:12:07 PM EDT
[#32]
"Mooooon shadow on the traiiiil"
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Posted: 5/5/2015 11:15:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: "Mooooon shadow on the traiiiil" Bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum BUM bum BUM bum. Good night, Ned!  |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 11:16:42 PM EDT
[#34]
Blue shadow on the trail
Been a long time.
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Posted: 5/5/2015 11:17:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: And...prune! Prune... ...the hedges! The hedges... Of many small villages! Of many small villages. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?!?! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: We will rape the horses and ride off on the women! And...prune! Prune... ...the hedges! The hedges... Of many small villages! Of many small villages. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?!?! Fixt.  |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 11:18:51 PM EDT
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Well we really dont have a plan B. We didn't expect for the first plan to work. Sometimes you can overplan these things.
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Posted: 5/5/2015 11:19:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Fixt. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: We will rape the horses and ride off on the women! And...prune! Prune... ...the hedges! The hedges... Of many small villages! Of many small villages. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?!?! Fixt.  |
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Posted: 5/6/2015 11:39:13 PM EDT
[#38]
I like these guys!
They are funny guys! Just kill one of them. |
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Posted: 5/6/2015 11:53:38 PM EDT
[#39]
Oh great. Real bullets. |
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