I know it's German, it's liquor, and it's 20+ years old.

What is it?

Dunno, but crack that bitch open and give us a report.  

Looks like booze.

Church Booze

Looks like it's time to take communion.

Xanten Cathedral distillery... made from herbs and lime blossom honey.


Current price is 35 Euro/liter


 


Manufacturer says "tastes best neat, on the rocks or as part of mixed drinks ."

Looks like a green bottle wrapped in plastic.

Shit I'll help you drink it!

Possum.

Looks like a headache and the shits all in one.

80 proof Likor...

Dunno, but I'm wearing the exact same watchband right now.

CountyComm ?

Safe thread.

www.google.com

Johnny_Reno voice:  It's a bottle wrapped in cellophane.  Next question.

Looks like Jagermeister

Probably an aperitif drink like Jager.

Agreed.

The old timers at the bar many years ago referred to it as "bitters"  !

Yup.

Not to say I've never squatted on the throne holding the two pieces of my skull together...

Part of the Goering inheritance.

Green bottle...Mylanta.   Dang Germans put alcohol in everything.

Is there any other possible way to drink it? "this meat is best on bread, or not, or cooked a little, or a little more, or maybe raw"

So is it a flavored vodka or what? Will it kill me?

Butt-chugging?

even then, it's either straight, on the rocks, or mixed with something.

Der Drunken  Juicen

Klassicher Jaegermeister.

See what happens when you put it on a treadmill

Un-drinkable crap!

Well... I'd hardly call that straight.  

"What do you do?"

In high Cathedral Xanten trailed the solemn serious evening singing, the pious worshipers left the choir, the sacristan closed the iron gate, and holy silence in the house of God spread gently her wings out hard at the cathedral, encircled by trees, a tall house of lights shines because sitting in the hall paintings on the high lords at the Last Supper, easy-modest, well-bourgeois, so it is fitting for servants of God and witty speeches spice the food and let the day forget worries. The Messner carries without pitcher of delicious wine and gives more than enough with smiling faces one. Since Mr Burkhard: "The eternal wine! So ardently he rolled out through the veins, is wine. And if my life I shall drink it in every festiveness, I wanted to do without "," Now be clever! "Mr. Ditmar, the old man tells him paternally, although you're right, only to veer me the greatest harm if without wine you would have to be in our society, "To the gentlemen speak well forth and back and looking at her scholarly sense, the Messner enough smiling the white bread and says:". The men must forgive, in whole cellar is nothing but wine, however, alone, Do I dare to say it well on this question a word? "


The men look at him in surprise. "So just talk freely, you brave man!" The sexton clears his throat loudly three times "I am familiar with all kinds of arts and have now run my tricks" from his coat pocket he pulls a hidden luminous, large bottle. "Gar many herbs found in the forest cooked and feathered in nocturnal hours, treated with care and wisely hidden, now to see if it tastes the men well?" He gave him, they drank it off, and cheers by sounding the high house, Mr. Burkhard exclaimed: "It's a pleasure for quite a canon! Now we are saved from eternal wine, come Messner and give again a! "She sat for a long time in the dining room and rehearsed and praised nor manchesmal and sought out and studied her for a name," This is not difficult, "with sly smile of Messner spoke, and for the men ists no shame, he came as a savior in great pain, "canon" shall be his name! "


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Recipe:

German Nyquil.

Yes

Listen here OP, crack that open right now, take a drink, report back to us. DO IT FOR ARFCOM!

Don't let this be a safe thread

Reminds me of Jager.

Op you are in Ga. Open that up I have no fear .

The Germans always make great stuff

It's a bottle. ..I think. ..