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i dont know, i dont. i have no idea why the phone books keep showing up at my door step View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Why the fuck would anyone still own a phone book? because the phone company keeps leaving them at my door i use them to start the grill Why would anyone still have a landline? i dont know, i dont. i have no idea why the phone books keep showing up at my door step They leave them on the ground by my mailbox. That's also where I leave them. |
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I don't drink wine. Haven't you berm paying attention? Do you know me at all? !? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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so wife is mad at me. she took something too far and i said drop it and then said it again. my mouth hurts like heck and i don't have any pain pills here, ugh. why me tell her to calm down. That usually works. Don't you tell me to calm down! I'll show you calm! here snaps, have some wine I don't drink wine. Haven't you berm paying attention? Do you know me at all? !? sangria? |
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Why the fuck would anyone still own a phone book? To smoosh the spiders.... Why the fuck would anyone still own spiders? They're out to get me, man! You could saturate the place with a mixture of dioxin and chlorine fumigation. That would take care of the spiders for ya. |
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You could saturate the place with a mixture of dioxin and chlorine fumigation. That would take care of the spiders for ya. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Why the fuck would anyone still own a phone book? To smoosh the spiders.... Why the fuck would anyone still own spiders? They're out to get me, man! You could saturate the place with a mixture of dioxin and chlorine fumigation. That would take care of the spiders for ya. DDT would do the trick nicely |
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as lomg as you dont smoosh the cute little jumping ones View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Why the fuck would anyone still own a phone book? To smoosh the spiders.... as lomg as you dont smoosh the cute little jumping ones death. To. All. Spiders. I had a brown recluse bite my ass. Kill. Them. All. |
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To smoosh the spiders.... Why the fuck would anyone still own spiders? They're out to get me, man! You could saturate the place with a mixture of dioxin and chlorine fumigation. That would take care of the spiders for ya. DDT would do the trick nicely And it works well as BBQ seasoning. |
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death. To. All. Spiders. I had a brown recluse bite my ass. Kill. Them. All. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Why the fuck would anyone still own a phone book? To smoosh the spiders.... as lomg as you dont smoosh the cute little jumping ones death. To. All. Spiders. I had a brown recluse bite my ass. Kill. Them. All. did your ass rot off? serious'y though, that would suck |
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You could saturate the place with a mixture of dioxin and chlorine fumigation. That would take care of the spiders for ya. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Why the fuck would anyone still own a phone book? To smoosh the spiders.... Why the fuck would anyone still own spiders? They're out to get me, man! You could saturate the place with a mixture of dioxin and chlorine fumigation. That would take care of the spiders for ya. They're immune to everything except fire. Soon. |
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did your ass rot off? serious'y though, that would suck View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Why the fuck would anyone still own a phone book? To smoosh the spiders.... as lomg as you dont smoosh the cute little jumping ones death. To. All. Spiders. I had a brown recluse bite my ass. Kill. Them. All. did your ass rot off? serious'y though, that would suck I wonder if that would work as a bariatric surgery technique..... Have the brown recluses bite the fat areas and let them rot off the body fat down to being skinny. |
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did your ass rot off? serious'y though, that would suck View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Why the fuck would anyone still own a phone book? To smoosh the spiders.... as lomg as you dont smoosh the cute little jumping ones death. To. All. Spiders. I had a brown recluse bite my ass. Kill. Them. All. did your ass rot off? serious'y though, that would suck It was awful. Pics sent. |
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They're immune to everything except for Soon. https://buffetoblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/child-looking-suspicious-by-house-fire.jpg?w=652 Exactly |
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I want to grow together, let's let our love unfurl
You know you want me baby, you know I want you too |
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Don't you tell me to calm down! I'll show you calm! here snaps, have some wine I don't drink wine. Haven't you berm paying attention? Do you know me at all? !? sangria? I think I will. Just happen to be pulling into a port in Spain. |
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You can have her. Ya gotta go to Kansas to get her though. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Her lips taste like sangria? No. She tasted like Pop Tarts. Frosted wit sprinkles? because You can have her. Ya gotta go to Kansas to get her though. I'm not sure we're talking about the same thing anymore |
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Fight ya |
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Whatever you do, don't get married to a lazy and spoiled bitch. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Well shit. Where do I go from here? Whatever you do, don't get married to a lazy and spoiled bitch. I can't remember if we talked about this. I broke it off with the really hot girl. She was a spoiled lying bitch that bitched about my gun stuff. |
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