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Link Posted: 4/18/2015 10:19:03 PM EDT
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Get well soon Africa.  
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Aint enough shiny balloons on earth for that task. Also, PAGE 2
Link Posted: 4/18/2015 10:25:00 PM EDT
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Africa.   It's where the world goes to beta test their Bio warfare inventions.
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Link Posted: 4/18/2015 10:35:53 PM EDT
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Hmmm. The symptoms seem to be consistent with the very rare and little known illness Alcohol Poisoning... Bola.  
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I was going to say it sounds like either VX disease or Sarin disease.
Link Posted: 4/18/2015 10:39:50 PM EDT
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Not with an edit
Link Posted: 4/18/2015 11:09:02 PM EDT
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Nigeritox

Dey has it
Link Posted: 4/19/2015 12:59:07 AM EDT
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KEEP IT IN FUCKING NIGERIA THIS TIME!!!!!
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KEEP IT IN FUCKING NIGERIA THIS TIME!!!!!
but if we close the borders we wont be able to contain it,international flights have to continue and we should bring a couple infected people over here to study it as well



 
Link Posted: 4/19/2015 1:14:32 AM EDT
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Not with an edit


Correct.  You've been here since '11 and you don't know that you can't "own" a page with an edit?
This isn't Vietnam.  Bowling Arfcom has rules.
Link Posted: 4/19/2015 1:20:46 AM EDT
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Why does all the really bad stuff come from Africa?
Link Posted: 4/19/2015 1:29:06 AM EDT
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If they could fix the whole "kills you in 24 hours" part, it would sell like hotcakes as a diet drug here.

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I'm curious about "weight loss" being listed. Has anyone seen an article with this expounded upon? I'd understand if there was excessive vomiting or diarrhea, high blood loss, maybe profuse sweating etc., but I'd assume those things would be on the symptom list. How else would you lose weight in 24 hours?


If they could fix the whole "kills you in 24 hours" part, it would sell like hotcakes as a diet drug here.

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Suzanne Summers sponsoring the West Africa paradise diet.
Link Posted: 4/19/2015 1:37:22 AM EDT
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I'm curious about "weight loss" being listed. Has anyone seen an article with this expounded upon? I'd understand if there was excessive vomiting or diarrhea, high blood loss, maybe profuse sweating etc., but I'd assume those things would be on the symptom list. How else would you lose weight in 24 hours?
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Ever excessively vomited and shit your brains out for 24hrs?
Link Posted: 4/19/2015 1:39:52 AM EDT
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Just means they were either eating or fucking something that wasn't meant to be eaten or fucked.


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This is more than likely the case
Link Posted: 4/19/2015 1:48:46 AM EDT
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That + the avatar!!

Link Posted: 4/19/2015 1:54:36 AM EDT
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please please please??????
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The zombie apocalypse starts.


please please please??????


NO.  I don't have my second Ar Built Yet.
Link Posted: 4/19/2015 3:33:36 AM EDT
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Ever excessively vomited and shit your brains out for 24hrs?
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I'm curious about "weight loss" being listed. Has anyone seen an article with this expounded upon? I'd understand if there was excessive vomiting or diarrhea, high blood loss, maybe profuse sweating etc., but I'd assume those things would be on the symptom list. How else would you lose weight in 24 hours?


Ever excessively vomited and shit your brains out for 24hrs?


I'm a veteran of multiple rounds of Noro. I've puked my way to IVs before. But the articles I read didn't list those things as symptoms. The weight loss doesn't make much sense without those things.
Link Posted: 4/19/2015 3:35:48 AM EDT
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Someone shit in the well?
Link Posted: 4/19/2015 3:42:59 AM EDT
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No, the article CLEARLY stated that all forms of virus have been 'ruled out'.

 


Link Posted: 4/19/2015 4:11:29 AM EDT
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In Africa, isn't just about every disease a mystery?
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The community leader, Moses Enimade, the Oyewoga of Ode Irele in Ondo State, said the disease came as punishment for the “sacrilege” committed against Molokun, the local deity in the area.

Sounds about right.
Link Posted: 4/19/2015 4:48:57 AM EDT
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KEEP IT IN FUCKING NIGERIA THIS TIME!!!!!
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KEEP IT IN FUCKING NIGERIA THIS TIME!!!!!


Nah, the next person to get sick will be on a US funded flight to 'merica.
Link Posted: 4/19/2015 6:47:03 AM EDT
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$300,000,000 worth of empty hospitals should fix that.


In for Information Control.
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Short sleeves or long?
Link Posted: 4/19/2015 6:59:21 AM EDT
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One of these days one of these is going to be a "world ender"... and it could go from something like a little noticed story like this to worldwide panic in a mater of weeks.
Link Posted: 4/19/2015 7:10:04 AM EDT
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Probably originated from Congo like Ebola and AIDS did, and spread TO Nigeria. Congo is the most backward country here.  They love to eat "bush meat", which can be ANYTHING including bats and monkeys, which is the ideal way for new viruses to jump species.



 
Link Posted: 4/19/2015 7:14:43 AM EDT
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Put all of them that have symptoms on planes and bring them here for treatment and allow them to stay.
 
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it probably helps if you don't fuck your food before you eat it.
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Link Posted: 4/19/2015 8:40:46 AM EDT
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Obviously the African astronauts brought back a toxin that morphed into something African.
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Oh snap!  

How I wish we had an isolationist president who would cut all travel to that part of Africa.  Instead we have Dear Leader who will take us where no American wants to go (down the toilet)
Link Posted: 4/19/2015 8:54:57 AM EDT
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God damnit Africa!  Get it together
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They can't, white man won't let them.  I get up every morning and think to myself, "How can I screw over the land of hunter stomping elephants?".

So I send 20 bucks a month to feed them.  Guess they are planning their revenge.
Link Posted: 4/19/2015 8:57:41 AM EDT
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monkey buttsecks?
Link Posted: 4/19/2015 9:08:06 AM EDT
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Obama is going to import them here to be legal voting US citizens

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Link Posted: 4/19/2015 9:15:42 AM EDT
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This is not a tag, because frankly I don't give a shit what happens in africa.
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What ship did they unload together?

Was it from Iraq ???

Or. Syria?
Link Posted: 4/19/2015 9:17:40 AM EDT
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stay the fuck out of the jungle, and stay the fuck out of africa while your at it.
Link Posted: 4/19/2015 9:28:05 AM EDT
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They've ruled out a virus?

That was quick.  So it's some toxin, or a bacteria that attacks the central nervous system.

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Could be a parasite.
Link Posted: 4/19/2015 9:28:44 AM EDT
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Things like this wouldn't happen if we would just send a little more aid.  Most of these shitholes are right at the edge of transitioning from third world to second world countries but they can't quite make it because we haven't sent enough aid.  
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Sounds like contaminated booze to me.

Either way, Africa wins again.
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