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Posted: 4/5/2015 5:46:54 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 5:48:25 PM EDT
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Doesn't matter to me,  I scrape all that shit off anyway.
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 5:49:24 PM EDT
[#2]
It's a soup sandwich.
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 5:49:33 PM EDT
[#3]
Where the fuck.....other than a parallel universe of some twisted kind are you to be witness to such a travesty?

Link Posted: 4/5/2015 5:51:08 PM EDT
[#4]
I don't put that healthy shit on my burger so don't ask me
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 5:51:08 PM EDT
[#5]
Oh. My. Gosh!
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 5:51:30 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/5/2015 5:51:43 PM EDT
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Exactly. Less rabbit food and more bacon.
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 5:52:51 PM EDT
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On the side of a Hardees downtown in Greensboro NC.
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On the side of a Hardees downtown in Greensboro NC.

Check your money and make sure the right presidents are on it. You might have slipped into a parrallel gay universe.
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 5:52:51 PM EDT
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Well done OP!

When I clicked this thread I thought for sure that it couldn't possibly be a new debate for the hive, but I'm pretty sure this is a new debate.

That said: Meat on bottom.
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 5:54:23 PM EDT
[#10]
The order I assemble my burgers is..

Bottom bun, burger, cheese, bacon (if it has it), piece of lettuce, pickles, tomatoes, another piece of lettuce, top bun.
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 5:54:39 PM EDT
[#11]
There is a bennnn and a freddd in this thread.
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 5:54:43 PM EDT
[#12]
Meat on the bottom. Anything else seems Un-American!
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 5:55:25 PM EDT
[#13]
FINALLY, a debate truly worthy of the gods of combat that reside upon Arf.com!
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 5:56:46 PM EDT
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On the side of a Hardees downtown in Greensboro NC.


It wouldn't suprise me if every other Hardee's in the world had a poster with a correcly assembled burger.  Greensboro, NC sucks!  I really hate that place.
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 5:57:07 PM EDT
[#15]
I am not a fucking rabbit so zero fucks are given about that shit.
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 5:57:50 PM EDT
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Why not order it without all the shit ?
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 6:09:26 PM EDT
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Have no doubt boys, there are monsters in this world who walk amongst us, and they put the meat on the top of their burger. It scares the hell out of me, if they can do that, what other hideous and deviant acts are they willing to perform?
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Amen, brother!    Beans in chili?  9mm in a 1911?  Block fanbois?  ALL PEANUTS COMPARED TO THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!11111!!!!11111!!!!!
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 6:11:17 PM EDT
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Bennn -  you're just wrong.  Lettuce goes on the very bottom to prevent the bread from getting soggy.
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 6:11:51 PM EDT
[#21]
Meat goes on the bottom. Cheese on top of the meat.   Then the rest of the stuff.
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 6:13:18 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/5/2015 6:13:47 PM EDT
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Meat on the bottom.  Mayo does not belong on a burger.
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 6:14:59 PM EDT
[#24]
They are called toppings not bottomings
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 6:16:38 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/5/2015 6:17:00 PM EDT
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If it's not to your liking just turn it 180 degrees...




Link Posted: 4/5/2015 6:20:23 PM EDT
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A leaf of lettuce ( while not confirming to the burger building codes) applied to the bottom bun will delay the onset of premature soggyness.
Every thing else including more lettuce (if desired) goes above the burger patty.
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 6:21:06 PM EDT
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But then you have the fat part of the bun on the bottom, which is still wrong.
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 6:24:15 PM EDT
[#29]
Here's how I make mine, and I make mine the "correct" way!!!

















Link Posted: 4/5/2015 6:29:39 PM EDT
[#30]
GD craves meat on the bottom.
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 6:34:08 PM EDT
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Close, very close.
Thinking more about it, close enough. 10/10
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 6:36:23 PM EDT
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Not enough onion!!!
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 6:36:30 PM EDT
[#34]
It doesn't matter. It's all brown and on the bottom at the end.
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 6:38:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/5/2015 6:40:45 PM EDT
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I say this burger is put together upside-down, and it is a travesty.






http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=75075











This is the only correct way to assemble a good burger:




http://cbsnews2.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2012/03/30/cc26a85a-d26f-11e2-a43e-02911869d855/thumbnail/620x350/baf2842930b36ddb57cc4cee9607117c/whopper.jpg
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You posted a picture of a Whopper along with the words "good burger?"
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 6:43:58 PM EDT
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On the side of a Hardees downtown in Greensboro NC.


Then you should have gone here to begin with.

Link Posted: 4/5/2015 6:46:44 PM EDT
[#38]
bread
ketchup
cheese
burger
bread
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 6:48:30 PM EDT
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ONE piece of lettuce or 3-5 spinach leaves on the bottom, to prevent bun sogginess.

Meat then cheese, all other toppings on top.
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 6:53:20 PM EDT
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Bun top
Ketchup and mustard
Pickle
Tomato
Grilled onion slice
Lettuce
Bacon
Cheese
Meat
Bun bottom
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 6:54:21 PM EDT
[#41]
This thread turned me gay and gave me AIDS.


Link Posted: 4/5/2015 6:55:43 PM EDT
[#42]
the stratigraphy is irrelevant--why are you putting food for food on your food?
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 7:00:32 PM EDT
[#43]
wrong if you put lots of crap on the thicker top bun is better on the bottom.,
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 7:04:27 PM EDT
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Only commie pinko fruit loops make a burger ass backwards.  
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 7:11:29 PM EDT
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This is logic that cannot be debated further!
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 7:23:08 PM EDT
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Oh, I'm prey sure there are plenty of people in GD who are familiar with bottoming. .

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Link Posted: 4/5/2015 7:23:48 PM EDT
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My rule for burgers:

As many patties as I can get on it
One piece of cheese per piece of meat
Bacon if available
Small amount of mayo/catsup/mustard on TOP,
A bun to keep my greasy hands off my greasy burger meat

Vegetables on a burger is crazy, don't you people realize that shit grows right out of the ground? Lesser animals eat that shit, gross.
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 7:28:17 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/5/2015 7:33:17 PM EDT
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Where do the beans go?












Link Posted: 4/5/2015 7:36:55 PM EDT
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Fixed that for you.
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