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Posted: 4/18/2015 9:20:33 PM EDT
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If nothing else, she's very apprehensive of the dogs. I don't think she'd dare coming in the house or anything. So you think. She has a newfound cold bladed steel slicing and dicing tool against your turd producing machines. One turd too many and it will be the end. Or the start. |
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Posted: 4/18/2015 9:50:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If nothing else, she's very apprehensive of the dogs. I don't think she'd dare coming in the house or anything. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I certainly sense mental illness in her at his point, but not malice or danger. I think some fisherman paddled by and looked at her house or something. Happens all the time here. And the ice is only partially out right now, so people have to stick close to the shore. I hope you understand you really can't predict the actions of someone with a mental illness. No shit. This is the first thing I thought of when I read Rodent's no "malice or danger" comment. Methinks Rodent is not taking the appropriate steps to protect himself from the possible future ass-hattery this "girl" is capable of. Good luck! If nothing else, she's very apprehensive of the dogs. I don't think she'd dare coming in the house or anything. You're still minimizing the threat. Which, by the by, you can't even recognize but has already been mentioned here numerous times. Like I said, good luck. |
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Posted: 4/18/2015 10:09:20 PM EDT
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She's gonna slit your dog open and wear the carcass. You need to blow her head off with the 45-70. This is the only way.
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Posted: 4/18/2015 10:14:53 PM EDT
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Lol at last update. You really should snap a pic, OP. For us.
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Posted: 4/18/2015 10:23:16 PM EDT
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No pics? Get creepin!
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Posted: 4/18/2015 10:27:40 PM EDT
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She is going to burn that place down before it's over. Or your place. Watch your 6 |
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Posted: 4/18/2015 11:00:49 PM EDT
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So you think. She has a newfound cold bladed steel slicing and dicing tool against your turd producing machines. One turd too many and it will be the end. Or the start. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If nothing else, she's very apprehensive of the dogs. I don't think she'd dare coming in the house or anything. So you think. She has a newfound cold bladed steel slicing and dicing tool against your turd producing machines. One turd too many and it will be the end. Or the start. Doesn't she seem more the antifreeze type? 
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Posted: 4/18/2015 11:02:34 PM EDT
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She's gonna slit your dog open and wear the carcass. You need to blow her head off with the 45-70. This is the only way. 
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Posted: 4/18/2015 11:04:56 PM EDT
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This is a pleasant turn of events. Tell the cops she exposed herself to you. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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She's back! And the police are down there! This is a pleasant turn of events. Tell the cops she exposed herself to you. No - Tell them she's the neighborhood's phantom shitter, and has been flagging her defecation to ensure others can see her work. |
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Posted: 4/18/2015 11:09:23 PM EDT
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Keep the updates coming. This has been very entertaining.
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Posted: 4/18/2015 11:24:04 PM EDT
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Next time you see daddy, be sure to mention that his yard is extremely well fertilized.
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Posted: 4/18/2015 11:26:37 PM EDT
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Has anyone called dibs on guns and ammo yet?
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Posted: 4/19/2015 9:48:48 AM EDT
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She's gonna slit your dog open and wear the carcass. You need to blow her head off with the 45-70. This is the only way. 
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Posted: 4/19/2015 10:10:40 PM EDT
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She is going to burn that his place down before it's over. That's what I'd be worried about. She's nuttier than squirrel shit. 
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Posted: 4/19/2015 10:34:47 PM EDT
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Start flagging the shits she leaves in her yard (burried or otherwise)?
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Posted: 4/19/2015 10:36:50 PM EDT
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She has regressed into a "feral" state. Nothing worse than a feral hippie. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I walked down there. (Sans dogs and rifle.) She called the cops because she said someone peeked in her window while she was dressing. Cop (I know her by sight, enough to say hello to) asked me if I'd seen anyone. I hadn't. Now Hippy Chick is walking around the neighborhood wearing a sort of homemade sash with a sheath knife on the end. Pics!! I thought the dad threw her out?? He did. No clue what's going on, and I'm not going to ask. She has regressed into a "feral" state. Nothing worse than a feral hippie. I have been waiting 9 years for the perfect sigline material. You sir, are a scholar and I thank you! |
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Posted: 4/20/2015 7:56:57 AM EDT
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They are out there.........I warn you. Just google "feral hippie" and click on images but NSFW for sure. They are an interesting creature to study however. Some of the females of the species look doable, if you scrubbed them down with a strong cleanser. |
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Posted: 4/20/2015 8:46:48 AM EDT
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I would much rather be too tolerant than not tolerant enough. You never know what people are dealing with privately. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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She steals your firewood. She complains about your dogs. You take care of her garbage. You give her rides. Who is the alpha here? Not to sound rude but I thought the same thing when I read this. Are you being a push over? I would much rather be too tolerant than not tolerant enough. You never know what people are dealing with privately. Rodent's reply is why I am moving to NH. NH is "Live Free, or Die" (The remainder of the quote is: There are worse things than death.) With freedom comes these sort of things. That is what makes freedom so .... interesting and precious. |
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Posted: 4/20/2015 5:32:49 PM EDT
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Rodent's reply is why I am moving to NH. NH is "Live Free, or Die" (The remainder of the quote is: There are worse things than death.) With freedom comes these sort of things. That is what makes freedom so .... interesting and precious. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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She steals your firewood. She complains about your dogs. You take care of her garbage. You give her rides. Who is the alpha here? Not to sound rude but I thought the same thing when I read this. Are you being a push over? I would much rather be too tolerant than not tolerant enough. You never know what people are dealing with privately. Rodent's reply is why I am moving to NH. NH is "Live Free, or Die" (The remainder of the quote is: There are worse things than death.) With freedom comes these sort of things. That is what makes freedom so .... interesting and precious. You are going to fit right in. |
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Posted: 4/22/2015 3:33:42 PM EDT
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Hippy Chick's father showed up again today and knows she's still living here because there's a fire in the fire place, but he can't find her.
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Posted: 4/22/2015 3:46:57 PM EDT
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How have I missed this thread? In
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Posted: 4/22/2015 3:48:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Hippy Chick's father showed up again today and knows she's still living here because there's a fire in the fire place, but he can't find her. Given what you do know about her, I can only imagine the DECADES of headaches that poor guy has had to deal with. I bet he could tell some stories that would make your head pop. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 3:53:30 AM EDT
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Hippy Chick's father showed up again today and knows she's still living here because there's a fire in the fire place, but he can't find her. Just follow the little red poop flags. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 5:20:32 AM EDT
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Just follow the little red poop flags. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hippy Chick's father showed up again today and knows she's still living here because there's a fire in the fire place, but he can't find her. Just follow the little red poop flags. 
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Posted: 4/23/2015 6:30:57 AM EDT
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Hippy Chick's father showed up again today and knows she's still living here because there's a fire in the fire place, but he can't find her. I guess that "other thing" didn't turn out so well, if she's back and squatting against his wishes. She'll probably just hide until he's gone and then go back. Chances are if you suspect he's going the "private institution" route, he's probably not going to want to involve the police in trying to find her - or evict her. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 6:46:23 AM EDT
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Hippy Chick's father showed up again today and knows she's still living here because there's a fire in the fire place, but he can't find her.
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Posted: 4/23/2015 6:58:48 AM EDT
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You need game cams.
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Posted: 4/23/2015 6:58:50 AM EDT
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Hippy chick's father needs more bear mace.
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Posted: 4/23/2015 7:12:29 AM EDT
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We used to call these types "loons". Many towns had one wandering about.
They share many things in common with true feathered loons. They have trouble moving about land and have a curious shuffling gait. They seem to follow similar migration paths. They are attracted to water and they both have a destructive appetite for products containing lead. Both populations of loons seem to have recovered once lead based paint and fishing weights were banned. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 7:14:43 AM EDT
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Allow him to borrow your wolf pack to sniff her out.
You can yell something like; "if you don't come out we are sending in the dogs". Pics of said hippy chick in the mouth of one of your beasts like a rag doll would be epic. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 7:16:20 AM EDT
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Allow him to borrow your wolf pack to sniff her out. You can yell something like; "if you don't come out we are sending in the dogs". Pics of said hippy chick in the mouth of one of your beasts like a rag doll would be epic. I think she is hiding in Rodent's house............I have a guess as to which room but I'll stop fucking with Rodent on that one.
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Posted: 4/23/2015 7:25:20 AM EDT
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I think she is hiding in Rodent's house............I have a guess as to which room but I'll stop fucking with Rodent on that one. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Allow him to borrow your wolf pack to sniff her out. You can yell something like; "if you don't come out we are sending in the dogs". Pics of said hippy chick in the mouth of one of your beasts like a rag doll would be epic. I think she is hiding in Rodent's house............I have a guess as to which room but I'll stop fucking with Rodent on that one. She apparently doesn't need or know how to use a bathroom so that eliminates that room....... 
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Posted: 4/23/2015 7:25:41 AM EDT
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In on 11.
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Posted: 4/23/2015 7:46:07 AM EDT
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SSS
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Posted: 4/23/2015 7:47:24 AM EDT
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.......... She apparently doesn't need or know how to use a bathroom so that eliminates that room.......
There is absolutely NO DOUBT in my mind that she has a crush on Rodent. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 7:48:24 AM EDT
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There is absolutely NO DOUBT in my mind that she has a crush on Rodent. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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.......... She apparently doesn't need or know how to use a bathroom so that eliminates that room.......
There is absolutely NO DOUBT in my mind that she has a crush on Rodent. How could anyone not? |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 7:51:38 AM EDT
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Did they find her or did you discover your pet rabbit cooking in a pot on your stove?
There is a crazy hippy chick that lives near (couple miles) from me. My daughter made the mistake of giving her a McD. Happy meal one day and lady for months would just wander up on my daughter's porch. Then my daughters (on here own but had a place near me) chickens started dissappearing (show chickens, not baking hens). They got her on a game camera and the law came down on her. She was snatching them during the day because I guess she was really hungry. My daughter moved and we still see the crazy shuffling along the sidewalks around us. I am afraid of the way other folks may take advantage of her due to her questionable mental state. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 7:56:42 AM EDT
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....................... How could anyone not? 
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Posted: 4/23/2015 8:01:15 AM EDT
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Just follow the little red poop flags. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hippy Chick's father showed up again today and knows she's still living here because there's a fire in the fire place, but he can't find her. Just follow the little red poop flags. Set that to the tune "Follow the yellow brick road."
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Posted: 4/23/2015 8:09:27 AM EDT
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The hypocracy never ceases to amaze me. Liberals have such an aversion to guns and people defending themselves but have no problem strapping on a knife and going to investigate.
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Posted: 4/23/2015 8:10:10 AM EDT
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The hypocracy never ceases to amaze me. Liberals have such an aversion to guns and people defending themselves but have no problem strapping on a knife and going to investigate. At MSNBC they don't pay their taxes either...........they just want you to pay yours. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 8:14:37 AM EDT
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Ask Hippy Chick's father for his phone #. Call him if she's around.
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Posted: 4/23/2015 8:29:14 AM EDT
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If nothing else, she's very apprehensive of the dogs. I don't think she'd dare coming in the house or anything. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I certainly sense mental illness in her at his point, but not malice or danger. I think some fisherman paddled by and looked at her house or something. Happens all the time here. And the ice is only partially out right now, so people have to stick close to the shore. I hope you understand you really can't predict the actions of someone with a mental illness. No shit. This is the first thing I thought of when I read Rodent's no "malice or danger" comment. Methinks Rodent is not taking the appropriate steps to protect himself from the possible future ass-hattery this "girl" is capable of. Good luck! If nothing else, she's very apprehensive of the dogs. I don't think she'd dare coming in the house or anything. My crazy aunt didn't like dogs either so she tried to kill one by choking it. Be warned crazy people do crazy stuff. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 8:35:18 AM EDT
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Don't bring your thoughtful humanbeing feels in GD. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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She steals your firewood. She complains about your dogs. You take care of her garbage. You give her rides. Who is the alpha here? Not to sound rude but I thought the same thing when I read this. Are you being a push over? I would much rather be too tolerant than not tolerant enough. You never know what people are dealing with privately. Don't bring your thoughtful humanbeing feels in GD. While I have empathy for folks who are suffering, you eventually have to recognize the difference between empathy and enabling......... |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 8:41:21 AM EDT
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If nothing else, she's very apprehensive of the dogs. I don't think she'd dare coming in the house or anything. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I certainly sense mental illness in her at his point, but not malice or danger. I think some fisherman paddled by and looked at her house or something. Happens all the time here. And the ice is only partially out right now, so people have to stick close to the shore. I hope you understand you really can't predict the actions of someone with a mental illness. No shit. This is the first thing I thought of when I read Rodent's no "malice or danger" comment. Methinks Rodent is not taking the appropriate steps to protect himself from the possible future ass-hattery this "girl" is capable of. Good luck! If nothing else, she's very apprehensive of the dogs. I don't think she'd dare coming in the house or anything. She doesn't have to actually physically engage you to mess up your life. All it would take is an accusation of rape or assault to cost you plenty in lawyers fees and a few nights in jail..............and court and more court, and then more lawyers fees..........and more court.........then if you're lucky you'll clear your name and all you will be is poorer........but with better stories. (of jail .....and court.) |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 8:52:19 AM EDT
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Hope you can get this sorted before you leave for DFW.
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Posted: 4/23/2015 8:59:59 AM EDT
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My crazy aunt didn't like dogs either so she tried to kill one by choking it. Be warned crazy people do crazy stuff. Our dogs weigh 150-170 pounds apiece. You should see what I look like after I give them a bath. I'd pay good money to watch the Hippy Chick try to choke one. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:10:00 AM EDT
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Our dogs weigh 150-170 pounds apiece. You should see what I look like after I give them a bath. I'd pay good money to watch the Hippy Chick try to choke one. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My crazy aunt didn't like dogs either so she tried to kill one by choking it. Be warned crazy people do crazy stuff. Our dogs weigh 150-170 pounds apiece. You should see what I look like after I give them a bath. I'd pay good money to watch the Hippy Chick try to choke one. Do you have a gopro? If not, can you acquire one post-haste? |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:12:54 AM EDT
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Our dogs weigh 150-170 pounds apiece. You should see what I look like after I give them a bath. I'd pay good money to watch the Hippy Chick try to choke one. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My crazy aunt didn't like dogs either so she tried to kill one by choking it. Be warned crazy people do crazy stuff. Our dogs weigh 150-170 pounds apiece. You should see what I look like after I give them a bath. I'd pay good money to watch the Hippy Chick try to choke one. How about stab one? you said she has taken to carrying a knife, didn't you? |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:15:07 AM EDT
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How about stab one? you said she has taken to carrying a knife, didn't you? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My crazy aunt didn't like dogs either so she tried to kill one by choking it. Be warned crazy people do crazy stuff. Our dogs weigh 150-170 pounds apiece. You should see what I look like after I give them a bath. I'd pay good money to watch the Hippy Chick try to choke one. How about stab one? you said she has taken to carrying a knife, didn't you? He also says he carries a .45/70... |
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