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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Oregon man hospitalized after being found waving a machete while talking to cat.

Posted: 4/1/2015 10:35:35 PM EDT

http://www.komonews.com/news/local/298402291.html

I wish there was video.

Posted: 4/1/2015 10:38:53 PM EDT

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Oh man

Posted: 4/1/2015 10:40:34 PM EDT

[#2]

We need a HTF roll call.

Posted: 4/1/2015 10:40:44 PM EDT

[#3]

There have been a few occasions in my life when threatening the cat with a machete would have been a rational option.

Posted: 4/1/2015 10:42:25 PM EDT

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Reserving judgement until I hear the cat's side of the story.

Posted: 4/1/2015 10:44:04 PM EDT

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Now that's funny. It may be revealing though.

Posted: 4/1/2015 10:47:07 PM EDT

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I've talked to cats, and I've waved a machete, but not both at the same time.

Posted: 4/1/2015 10:48:05 PM EDT

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Wasn't me.

Posted: 4/1/2015 10:48:17 PM EDT

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.... Does this mean it's a CoC violation to admit to having done this? Because if so.....

Posted: 4/1/2015 10:58:41 PM EDT

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Florida Man needs to party with Oregon Man.

Posted: 4/2/2015 12:19:14 AM EDT

[#10]

Not it!

Posted: 4/2/2015 12:22:25 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/2/2015 12:28:03 AM EDT

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I'm just glad Medicfrost's attention isn't on South Carolina or New Mexico at the moment.

Posted: 4/2/2015 12:31:50 AM EDT

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Cats are crafty sociopaths. The man may have had a very valid reason for what he did

Posted: 4/2/2015 12:39:57 AM EDT

[#14]

Alright meow. Drop the machete!

Posted: 4/2/2015 12:42:50 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/2/2015 12:45:38 AM EDT

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this is completely normal activity for Portland, dunno why it was even reported or called in to the coppers. That town is the proverbial 'crazy cat lady' of America.

Posted: 4/2/2015 1:03:36 AM EDT

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Florida man can bring the good bath salts. The Oregon stuff only makes you crazy. The Florida stuff makes you crazy AND homicidal. Best of both worlds.

Posted: 4/2/2015 1:05:57 AM EDT

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Now do you people see what I'm talking about, the man must have run into Jack Bauer's brother.

Posted: 4/2/2015 1:14:39 AM EDT

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Oh Long Johnson...

Posted: 4/2/2015 1:23:25 AM EDT

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Get the shotgun or the suppressed Beretta.

Posted: 4/2/2015 1:26:43 AM EDT

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Ever had the pull-tab break off a can of cat food, while a hungry kitty is waiting for his dinner?

A machete will get the can open - Or you can use it in self-defense if Lil' Bastard's patience gives out...

Posted: 4/2/2015 1:28:56 AM EDT

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you know the cat was giving him the "look " that every cat owner knows. "What is my idiot human doing now?"

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Posted: 4/2/2015 1:42:44 AM EDT

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But it wanted his soul........

Posted: 4/2/2015 1:49:03 AM EDT

[#24]

Probably Archer and Babou on a mission!!!

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