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Grandmaster B is a persona Bud Bundy created during season 6 in order to attract women.

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HistoryEdit
Bud developed the fake identity during Al's dream pregnancy in season 6, starting with "If Al Had a Hammer". He told the family that he was going to start junior college and he wanted to start anew, since women love new blood, so he believed that he should try a new persona that he named Grandmaster B.

The backstory for his character is that he is a tough street rapper from New York. He was sent out to live in Chicago, due to getting in trouble (claiming he killed a guy in New York) and has no relationship to the Bundys, except he is living in their home. Though Peggy was quick to point out that his story was a lot like the plot for The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, but he points out that since its on the NBC network, no one will notice.

He tells the family that whenever the hat is off, he can be called Bud, but as soon as it's on, he is must be addressed as Grandmaster B, but the family (and some of the girls he ends up meeting) seems to not care and end up butchering his name up in numerous ways.

He also makes up stories about his street cred as he goes, such as saying he's gone to war in the mean streets of New York or that he can kill in 3 different ways from the fetal postion. He tries to make himself look cool / tough by putting his sunglasses and/or backwards cap on, crossing his arms and saying something like "Word to ya motha!" or a story about how dangerous he used to be back in New York.  The identity also led to women having Bud do a multitude of dangerous things, including fighting gangsters and jumping out of an airplane.

After Al woke up and realized Peggy's pregnancy was just a dream in Al Bundy, Shoe Dick, he mentioned to Bud that he had been using the persona in his dream, which is news to him, but then, he decides that he will use it from this point on, as it sounds like a pretty cool thing to do.

It makes its very final appearance in season 8's Proud to Be Your Bud?, with his Raiders hat, jacket and black pants hung up in the basement alongside his other failed personas.

Mispronunciation of Grandmaster BEdit
Although he told his family and the girls he brought home to call him "Grandmaster B" on numerous occasions, none of them seemed to remember it. In a couple of episodes, Bud gave himself an alternative nickname, but, for the rest of the family, they pronounced his name as:

Episode 6.03 - If Al Had A HammerEdit
Ghostbuster B - Kelly
Mixmaster B - Jill (Blonde girl he met at junior college)
Grandma B - Kelly
Grand Marshall B - Peg
Bed Wetter B - Kelly
Court Jester B - Peg
Bushwhacker B - Kelly
Burgermeister B - Peg
Buckminster B - Al
Grand Flasher B  - Jill
Dustbuster B - Jill
Episode 6.04 - Episode:Cheese, Cues, and BloodEdit
Grasshopper B - Al
Gas Passer B - Al
Bass Hefter B - Al
Grandfather B - Al
Episode 6.07 - Episode:If I Could See Me NowEdit
Cross-dresser B - Kelly
Grandpappy B - Kelly
Bellringer B - Kelly
Episode 6.14 - Episode:The Mystery of Skull IslandEdit
Grand Bastard B - Kelly
Thumb Sucker B - Kelly
Grandmaster One - Bud
Episode 6.16 - Episode:Rites Of PassageEdit
Butt-wagger B - Kelly
Grandmaster Virgin - Kelly
Episode 6.18 - Episode:My Dinner with AnthraxEdit
Thighmaster B - Kelly
Bud "Grinchmaster B" Bundy - VJ on The Video Channel
Episode 7.23 - Episode:'Tis Time To Smell The RosesEdit
Abdominizer B - Bud
StyleEdit
Keeping in line with the rap fashion of the early 1990's, the Grandmaster B costume fashion consisted of :

Black Starters brand "Los Angeles Raiders" baseball cap (worn backwards)

The Grandmaster B costume, hung alongside Bud's other failed personas
Oversized black Starters brand "Los Angeles Raiders"  jacket
Both ears pierced
Black sunglasses
Navy blue shirt
Black jeans
Black boots
TriviaEdit
Grandmaster B was created by the staff of the show to poke fun at David Faustino, as he was known to be a big fan of hip hop and he acturally tried to start a career in rap in the early 1990s under the name D' Lil, releasing an album called Balistyx in 1992.
External LinksEdit
Interview with David Faustino about Grandmaster B and his rap career
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http://gawker.com/5731689/tom-hanks-son-is-a-frat-boy-rapper

"Oh, Masterbator B, you're the best!"

Too bad he looks like his dad.

I'm about meeting girls. I'm about meeting guys....

Like a bitch.

First post an all...

 

Chet Haze?  LOL, it is the new Vanilla Ice. What a douche of epic proportions...and a joke.

Needs to run into some hard brothers and teach his lily white ass a lesson

Your sigline is very appropriate for chet.

I think raping about sorority girls and privileged college life is the antithesis of "gangsta," but I appear to be in the minority here.

 

Getting a little Rodeo Drive street cred................

Lol. Calm down, Little Forest.

 

I can't ever make heads or tails of that Twitter speak writing.  

Tom Hanks son is anything BUT a fucking gangster.  Stern got this one right.

He's got that hard lean look from growing up on the mean streets of Beverly Hills.


You can't fake that .......

Watch it, Chet's a badass...

Straight outta Brentwood!!! Very Gangsta.

Isn't that techno?

Next thing you know, someone's gonna get shot by Moby.

He is likely financing this farce... so...

Am I wrong to presume absent father situation?

Seems like a desperate attempt to get into a Twitter war with the King of All Media

If a famous actor who loves Obama had a son...

Ha!  What a douche.

What gang colors is he flyin'.....mauve or periwinkle ?

I was going to say, too bad Howard didn't ask him about his fathers sitcom. "Bossum Buddies".

 

Christ almighty you bitch about the most pointless shit.



 

Haha. My wife would put that guy in the hospital.

TOPLESS, T-O-P-L-E-S-S!!!

I want to say that I'll feel bad for him when he gets the shit kicked out of himself at some place like Compton or Detroit, but I won't.

 HIS SON

What a tool.

Nothin harder then a Twitter battle.  It's like going at it so wild you're ripping out weaves, and biting and shit, but for nerds.
 

Malibu's Most Wanted come to life.



ETA:  Just watched some of the Youtube vids posted.  Um, it's a weird thing when a guy like this makes Justin Beiber look like the real deal.

Just so I'm 100% clear. The kid in that horribly embarrassing music video...his father..is the actor in Big, Saving Private Ryan, Apollo 13, Forest Gump, and Toy Story?

Did he literally not get ANY of his dad's talent?

Colin was in Austin for SXSW. He made a documentary about The rise and fall of Tower Records.

Something tells me Tom just gave up on this one. Probably just gave him some money to leave him alone.

No shit right.

Wait, Tom Hanks, the liberal multi-millionaire, has a son who is a gangster rapper?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Yeah, Stearns can be an idiot but he called this one right.  Hanks' son is a fucking tool and a wanna-be.

I guess the degree from Northwestern paid off.

ETA: He's been getting slammed for several years now:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2517900/Tom-Hanks-son-privately-educated-son-criticized-rapper-using-gangster-slang-Twitter.html

Drop gangsta boy in east Oakland and we'll see what a bad ass he is.