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Posted: 3/28/2015 11:41:58 PM EDT

Boy is the wife not happy. Our Male Elkhound came in tonight like nothing was wrong, about a half hour later the wife calls me up to the living room and says. Does Theodog smell? Me taking a whiff says yes he does. What does he smell like. It Is not skunk. I think it is skunk. So I go out into the back yard. I get the full eraser up the nose skunk scent.

He must have gotten just a little mist

. You rally don't notice it until you set in the room with him. He of course is laying in the living room with the smug look that says 'I DON"T SMELL NOTHIN". I think I am sleeping in the family room where Theodog doesn't sleep tonight. It has been about 30yrs. since one of out dogs got sprayed.

Posted: 3/28/2015 11:44:35 PM EDT

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Is English your first language?

Posted: 3/28/2015 11:44:49 PM EDT

[#2]

Huh?

Why would you be in trouble because of a skunk?

Posted: 3/28/2015 11:47:59 PM EDT

[#3]

Is this the Saturday night drunk thread?

Posted: 3/28/2015 11:49:35 PM EDT

[#4]

Nok Out, buy some, thank me later.

Posted: 3/28/2015 11:50:02 PM EDT

[#5]

Put that fucker outside. Duh.

Posted: 3/28/2015 11:55:34 PM EDT

[#6]

Make a paste out of baking soda, hydrogen peroxide, and a
little spa/pool sanitizer (or small splash of bleach).

Let it sit on the spray area for a couple of minutes, and rinse
off.

My GSD has been whacked 4 times.

Posted: 3/29/2015 12:05:21 AM EDT

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Your post read. Did I. Wife mad, but pee whiff? Not derp if I herp. Glug more, maybe all.

Posted: 3/29/2015 12:05:31 AM EDT

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Lol, I watched our young GSD tackle a skunk and wrestle with it. Damn dog wouldn't listen to STOP, HEAL. She wanted to play with the cute little kitty. I watched her paw at it with her ass up in the air like she was playing with a little puppy. A minute later she was rubbing her face on the ground and rolling around.

I was 150 yards away.

GODDAMN IT, HERE!!!!!!!!

Nothing.

I went the 100 yards to the house to get a rifle as my wife started prepping for decontamination. I followed were I saw the skunk go but never was able to find it to get a shot.

A mixture of peroxide and baking soda with a bit of dawn dish soap will cut the smell.

Have a good night Grizz.

ETA: you won't smell that in the city!!!

Posted: 3/29/2015 12:12:55 AM EDT

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Why would you be in trouble because of a skunk?

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He's married. Need we really ask more?

Posted: 3/29/2015 12:13:50 AM EDT

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Beer gets skunky if left in the light. Therefore beer dissolves skunk odor. Therefore a beer bath will remove the odor from a dog. But no one has tried this because it costs beer.

Posted: 3/29/2015 12:19:32 AM EDT

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Is English your first language?

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I can't help but read it in a Hungarian accent.

Posted: 3/29/2015 12:30:19 AM EDT

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Make a paste out of baking soda, hydrogen peroxide, and a
little spa/pool sanitizer (or small splash of bleach).

Let it sit on the spray area for a couple of minutes, and rinse
off.

My GSD has been whacked 4 times.

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Not a very bright dog if he didn't learn the first time

Posted: 3/29/2015 12:35:59 AM EDT

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A skunk got hit on the road 3/4 of a mile from me and I could smell it all day. I sure hope one never comes into the yard because the dog will go after it for sure! She killed the rabbit in my avatar.

Posted: 3/29/2015 12:38:45 AM EDT

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FULL ERASER

Posted: 3/29/2015 12:41:00 AM EDT

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Pics are needed of the wife and the dog.

+87 internets if you can get both in the same photo with the wife holding her nose.

Posted: 3/29/2015 12:56:53 AM EDT

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Lol, I watched our young GSD tackle a skunk and wrestle with it. Damn dog wouldn't listen to STOP, HEAL. She wanted to play with the cute little kitty. I watched her paw at it with her ass up in the air like she was playing with a little puppy. A minute later she was rubbing her face on the ground and rolling around.

I was 150 yards away.

GODDAMN IT, HERE!!!!!!!!

Nothing.

I went the 100 yards to the house to get a rifle as my wife started prepping for decontamination. I followed were I saw the skunk go but never was able to find it to get a shot.

A mixture of peroxide and baking soda with a bit of dawn dish soap will cut the smell.

Have a good night Grizz.

ETA: you won't smell that in the city!!!

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I live in Manhattan, we have skunks here.

Also NYPD caught a coyote a few blocks from my apt last month.

Posted: 3/29/2015 12:57:45 AM EDT

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Pics are needed of the wife and the dog.

+87 internets if you can get both in the same photo with the wife holding her nose.

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this too

Posted: 3/29/2015 1:00:04 AM EDT

[#18]

Had a couple of drinks op?

Posted: 3/29/2015 1:06:43 AM EDT

[#19]

Two toughest kids on the block. I guess. Sooner or later, they're gonna fight.

Posted: 3/29/2015 1:12:29 AM EDT

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FPNI

Posted: 3/29/2015 6:35:27 AM EDT

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Well Theodog did defend the homestead from attack. The enemy did use chemical warfare. Theodog survive with no injuries. Therefore Theodog will receive his favorite food today. Sardines.

Posted: 3/29/2015 6:49:44 AM EDT

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Lol, I watched our young GSD tackle a skunk and wrestle with it. Damn dog wouldn't listen to STOP, HEAL. She wanted to play with the cute little kitty. I watched her paw at it with her ass up in the air like she was playing with a little puppy. A minute later she was rubbing her face on the ground and rolling around.

I was 150 yards away.

GODDAMN IT, HERE!!!!!!!!

Nothing.

I went the 100 yards to the house to get a rifle as my wife started prepping for decontamination. I followed were I saw the skunk go but never was able to find it to get a shot.

A mixture of peroxide and baking soda with a bit of dawn dish soap will cut the smell.

Have a good night Grizz.

ETA: you won't smell that in the city!!!

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Part in red is total bullshit. My city is thick with skunks.

Posted: 3/29/2015 6:59:53 AM EDT

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Lol, I watched our young GSD tackle a skunk and wrestle with it. Damn dog wouldn't listen to STOP, HEAL.

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How often does your dog do the healing?

Posted: 3/29/2015 11:46:25 PM EDT

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Well Theodog did defend the homestead from attack. The enemy did use chemical warfare. Theodog survive with no injuries. Therefore Theodog will receive his favorite food today. Sardines.

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Sardines, really?

Posted: 5/25/2015 10:15:04 PM EDT

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Sardines, really?

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Well Theodog did defend the homestead from attack. The enemy did use chemical warfare. Theodog survive with no injuries. Therefore Theodog will receive his favorite food today. Sardines.

Sardines, really?

Absolutely. I have never seen a dog eat something that fast then spend 5 minutes licking the food dish all over the kitchen just to make sure every last bit of sardines is out of the dish. The dish washer could not have done a better job of cleaning.

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