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Posted: 3/26/2015 3:44:29 PM EDT

Different swamp
Different war
Discus

This is real, this is confirmed, this is happening, this is an authorized, official Cola Warrior event.
This will be a traditional CW pentathlon.
Obstacle x5
Peep, AK
Run
Shoot
Chug

LIBERTY, TEXAS

Donations to cover food, obstacle, targets, and other expenses can be sent to
COLA WARRIOR TEXAS
PO BOX 6
LIBERTY, TX 77575
Make all checks and money orders payable to
COLA WARRIOR TEXAS

PAYPAL GIFTS FOR CWT FOOD AND SUPPLIES can be sent to [email protected]

OVERALL RULES:
Follow all firearms safety rules.
No handling firearms after drinking.
No airsoft at this event. Do not bring them.
No items of a sexual nature, there are kids around.
Must sign waiver before running course.
Listen to CW Staff - if they tell you not to do something and you do it, you're done.
If you break any of these rules you will be banned from this and all future Cola Warriors.

COURSE RULES:
5 minute penalty for each failed obstacle.
Each obstacle must be attempted for at least 10 seconds.
5 minute penalty for each peep uneaten or spit out before chug.
5 minute penalty for each target left un-hit, one hit each steel target.
5 minute penalty for hitting pistol targets with rifle.
5 minute penalty for each Carbonated beverage unchugged.
10 minute total chug time allowed, everything left after will be penalized.
6x 12oz cans, 3x 24oz cans, or 1x 2liter with a 5oz chaser are the only allowed sizes.
If you vomit before finishing a 12oz can, no matter how much is left that can it is a 5 minute penalty.
If you vomit before finishing a 24oz can, no matter how much is left that can is a 10 minute penalty.
If you vomit before finishing 2 liter it is a 30 min penalty
Night run only: 5 minute penalty for light ND, 10 minute penalty for prolonged use.

update 18APRIL
THREE OF FIVE obstacles are completed
FOUR is almost done
Targets are in, Just need to build stands for them
One more obstacle and some berms to build
Dates will be 4-6 AUG 2016

Posted: 3/26/2015 3:45:02 PM EDT

[#1]

tag

Posted: 3/26/2015 3:45:02 PM EDT

[#2]

Since everything is bigger in TX, giant peeps?

Posted: 3/26/2015 3:46:06 PM EDT

[#3]

Texas. Impossible. Thermoregulation.

Posted: 3/26/2015 3:46:13 PM EDT

[#4]

IBTL

Posted: 3/26/2015 3:48:04 PM EDT

[#5]

Because why not another bout with the peeps n' cola.

Posted: 3/26/2015 3:49:38 PM EDT

[#6]

In for the discus?

Posted: 3/26/2015 3:51:20 PM EDT

[#7]

Cola Warrior Texas: The different, different war.

Posted: 3/26/2015 3:51:21 PM EDT

[#8]

UPDATE 19MARCH

OBSTACLES TWO, FOUR AND FIVE built
ONE AND TWO are underway
TARGETS ARE IN

Donation details updated in OP

DATES scheduled

4-6 AUG 2016

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Posted: 3/26/2015 3:51:45 PM EDT

[#9]

Also this post reserved.
That should suffice

Posted: 3/26/2015 3:53:09 PM EDT

[#10]

IN on 1

Posted: 3/26/2015 3:55:03 PM EDT

[#11]

In on 1.
No, really... I'm in.

Posted: 3/26/2015 3:55:14 PM EDT

[#12]

I want to believe.

Posted: 3/26/2015 3:55:35 PM EDT

[#13]

IN

Posted: 3/26/2015 3:55:59 PM EDT

[#14]

Cool. Make it on an even number weekend so divorced dads can attend.

Txl

Posted: 3/26/2015 3:58:00 PM EDT

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im laughing so hard at that .gif! my coworker is asking me what so funny,, lol

i keep laughing out in between breaths, "nothing"

Posted: 3/26/2015 3:59:08 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/26/2015 3:59:14 PM EDT

[#17]

Because puking last weekend wasn't enough...in for details.

Posted: 3/26/2015 4:00:07 PM EDT

[#18]

I shall come

I shall see

I shall conquer...and puke.

Let's make this shit happen.

Posted: 3/26/2015 4:00:10 PM EDT

[#19]

I may not have an excuse this time...

Posted: 3/26/2015 4:00:13 PM EDT

[#20]

Guaranteed to be 1000+ miles from my house, but still tagging.

Posted: 3/26/2015 4:00:28 PM EDT

[#21]

Is this where cola warrior jumps the shark?

Posted: 3/26/2015 4:00:59 PM EDT

[#22]

I believe this is planning for 2016, unless Teeli thinks he can have all in order by July/August of 2015...

Posted: 3/26/2015 4:03:13 PM EDT

[#23]

Interesting. I know my wife will hate you. I need more vacation time. Maybe I'll quit my job and just roam between CW sites.

Posted: 3/26/2015 4:03:26 PM EDT

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Man up...and take a detour through CO to pick me up. Gotta beat Stutz for longest drive!

Posted: 3/26/2015 4:04:22 PM EDT

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There's gonna be a discus obstacle?

Posted: 3/26/2015 4:04:23 PM EDT

[#26]

Neat!

Posted: 3/26/2015 4:04:29 PM EDT

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Negative. Original cola warrior will soon be the championships. All other cola warriors are the Trials by which the best competitors shall be selected.

One must brave the peeps, the cola, and the Red Sun, and come out victorious.

Posted: 3/26/2015 4:05:49 PM EDT

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There's gonna be a discus obstacle?

Obstacle No. 4 will be a spelling and grammar test.

Posted: 3/26/2015 4:06:07 PM EDT

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Same here, unless we can do it in the ghettos of Houston.

How about MLK, South Park or Denver harbor?

Posted: 3/26/2015 4:06:15 PM EDT

[#30]

AWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEAH!

I'm going to go ahead and say "I'm in." I probably won't make CW6 so, hell yes.

Posted: 3/26/2015 4:06:28 PM EDT

[#31]

Texas: It's like a whole other country war.

Don't Emesis on Texas!

Remember the PepsiCo!

I'm sure I'll think of more...

Posted: 3/26/2015 4:06:33 PM EDT

[#32]

Neat.

Posted: 3/26/2015 4:06:50 PM EDT

[#33]

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Different swamp

Different war

Discus

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There's gonna be a discus obstacle?

Obstacle No. 4 will be a spelling and grammar test.

Your joking

Posted: 3/26/2015 4:07:16 PM EDT

[#34]

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Remember the PepsiCo!

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"Ya'll can go to hell, I'm goin' to Cola Warrior!"

Posted: 3/26/2015 4:08:38 PM EDT

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There's gonna be a discus obstacle?

Obstacle No. 4 will be a spelling and grammar test.

Se habla...

Posted: 3/26/2015 4:09:27 PM EDT

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Different war
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There's gonna be a discus obstacle?

Obstacle No. 4 will be a spelling and grammar test.

Finally something I'm good at.

The limiting factor on runs available seems to be the run/shoot/chug portion. If there were a second set of shooting targets you could probably squeeze in an extra 50% of runners. Start a new runner after the peeps/AK breakdown. Would have to ensure target reset was from behind the line.

Posted: 3/26/2015 4:09:28 PM EDT

[#37]

Inonone

Posted: 3/26/2015 4:10:42 PM EDT

[#38]

All obstacles must be completed in a sombrero or cowboy hat.

Posted: 3/26/2015 4:11:00 PM EDT

[#39]

I'm not going to have enough vacation for all these events.

Posted: 3/26/2015 4:11:13 PM EDT

[#40]

Great, illegitimate frat boy antics combined with Texas sized egos and foolishness

Posted: 3/26/2015 4:11:28 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/26/2015 4:11:40 PM EDT

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Finally something I'm good at.

The limiting factor on runs available seems to be the run/shoot/chug portion. If there were a second set of shooting targets you could probably squeeze in an extra 50% of runners. Start a new runner after the peeps/AK breakdown. Would have to ensure target reset was from behind the line.

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Different swamp
Different war
Discus

http://s4.postimg.org/55421ugfh/image.jpg

There's gonna be a discus obstacle?

Obstacle No. 4 will be a spelling and grammar test.

Finally something I'm good at.

The limiting factor on runs available seems to be the run/shoot/chug portion. If there were a second set of shooting targets you could probably squeeze in an extra 50% of runners. Start a new runner after the peeps/AK breakdown. Would have to ensure target reset was from behind the line.

West was spread out enough that most runners started while the previous was shooting. Steel meant no targets to reset.

Posted: 3/26/2015 4:12:53 PM EDT

[#43]

Last place gets Slowpoke Rodriguez added to their avatar.

Posted: 3/26/2015 4:13:11 PM EDT

[#44]

In yay

Posted: 3/26/2015 4:15:00 PM EDT

[#45]

Cool.

Posted: 3/26/2015 4:15:32 PM EDT

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So that's means you're in right?

Posted: 3/26/2015 4:17:38 PM EDT

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Nope.

You had better start training now

Posted: 3/26/2015 4:18:14 PM EDT

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I highly doubt I can squeeze it in this summer. Lots of construction to do, but MAYBE.
I have CW5 in May, a huge MG shoot to host in June. It would be tight. But not ruled out