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Posted: 3/2/2015 6:58:27 PM EDT
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Wrap it up on page 2
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Posted: 3/2/2015 7:00:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I drop of semen will cost you over $250,000 for 18 years. I'd hate to see the gallon cost of cum I used to give it away for no charge  |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 7:01:33 PM EDT
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People still buy inkjet printers? Laser printers are pretty cheap and a cartridge will last a home user years. Why do you need a printer for the house? I have survived for 15 years without a house printer. Print to .pdf, email the form to yourself, and now its on your phone. Kids homework, etc. I do B&W only, but there are times when I need to print a hardcopy. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 7:03:15 PM EDT
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You guys are nowhere close. How about $2,818,135.58 per gallon? Gold baby. A gallon is ~160 pounds. Well, yeah, but it's not a liquid at room temperature, so that doesn't count. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 7:04:05 PM EDT
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Scorpion venom, $38,858,507.46 per gallon. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Scorpion venom, $38,858,507.46 per gallon. OK, that has my ink cartridge beat. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 7:04:38 PM EDT
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I have no desire to get into the snake venom business! Then don't get married! 
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Posted: 3/2/2015 7:13:36 PM EDT
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Scorpion venom per http://www.dailyfresher.com/2014/08/expensive-liquid-world.html
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Posted: 3/2/2015 7:15:26 PM EDT
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Scorpion anti venom is more expensive, how expensive? well...
ANASCORP (centruroides fab2 antivenin), 2.05 trillon dollars per gallon. 24 microletres is 13K. I win.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 7:18:53 PM EDT
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Renu Multiplus
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Posted: 3/2/2015 7:19:03 PM EDT
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Scorpion venom runs something like $38 million for a gallon equivalent in lyophilized powder.
Edit: beat to it Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 7:23:25 PM EDT
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Truffle oil (not infused olive oil, but pure truffle oil).
We have some at work. I think it was $3500/liter. That works out to nearly $14K/gallon. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 7:24:53 PM EDT
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Scorpion venom runs something like $38 million for a gallon equivalent in lyophilized powder. Edit: beat to it Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I think I need to start a scorpion farm. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 7:24:57 PM EDT
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Agarwood (oud) Oil is about $31,000 per gallon.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 7:29:30 PM EDT
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I drop of semen will cost you over $250,000 for 18 years. I'd hate to see the gallon cost of cum Lol |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 7:31:20 PM EDT
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Tritium
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Posted: 3/2/2015 7:37:45 PM EDT
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Tritium Tritium is a gas but the adhesive norland 61 is $8.50 per ml. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 8:38:47 PM EDT
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I bet bee semen is pretty damn expensive. I mean bees are tiny, and you'd need like tweezers to jerk them off, and if you get stung, well shit! If you get stung it was a female bee |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 11:57:24 PM EDT
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I'd hate to see the gallon cost of cum There would be a lotta time invested in that. One night, back when I was about 19, I actually contemplated ejaculating in a jar, just to see how long it took me to fill it. I was - and still am - an avid masturbator. I remember trying to estimate how much I could accumulate in a month. There were only really 2 factors that kept me from doing it: 1. Inconvenience of leaning over and jizzing in a jar for a month straight. 2. The thought of how bad that fucking jar would smell after only a few days. |
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Posted: 3/3/2015 12:00:38 AM EDT
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There would be a lotta time invested in that. One night, back when I was about 19, I actually contemplated ejaculating in a jar, just to see how long it took me to fill it. I was - and still am - an avid masturbator. I remember trying to estimate how much I could accumulate in a month. There were only really 2 factors that kept me from doing it: 1. Inconvenience of leaning over and jizzing in a jar for a month straight. 2. The thought of how bad that fucking jar would smell after only a few days. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'd hate to see the gallon cost of cum There would be a lotta time invested in that. One night, back when I was about 19, I actually contemplated ejaculating in a jar, just to see how long it took me to fill it. I was - and still am - an avid masturbator. I remember trying to estimate how much I could accumulate in a month. There were only really 2 factors that kept me from doing it: 1. Inconvenience of leaning over and jizzing in a jar for a month straight. 2. The thought of how bad that fucking jar would smell after only a few days. There are some things you really don't need to tell people. |
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Posted: 3/3/2015 12:09:45 AM EDT
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My guess is Aerogel... still technically a liquid as well as a solid.
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Posted: 3/3/2015 12:12:39 AM EDT
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Unicorn tears
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Posted: 3/3/2015 12:16:15 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There are some things you really don't need to tell people. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I'd hate to see the gallon cost of cum There would be a lotta time invested in that. One night, back when I was about 19, I actually contemplated ejaculating in a jar, just to see how long it took me to fill it. I was - and still am - an avid masturbator. I remember trying to estimate how much I could accumulate in a month. There were only really 2 factors that kept me from doing it: 1. Inconvenience of leaning over and jizzing in a jar for a month straight. 2. The thought of how bad that fucking jar would smell after only a few days. There are some things you really don't need to tell people.  |
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Posted: 3/3/2015 12:17:06 AM EDT
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Today, in a thread bitching about printer ink, I learned a bunch of shit about bees. Neat.
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Posted: 3/3/2015 12:21:19 AM EDT
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I drop of semen will cost you over $250,000 for 18 years. I'd hate to see the gallon cost of cum 
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Posted: 3/3/2015 12:26:51 AM EDT
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Here are the best inkjet refills I've found.
http://www.precisioncolors.com/ I save a boatload on printer cartridges. |
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Posted: 3/3/2015 12:39:26 AM EDT
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My Father-in-law's Humira was ~$1800 for a .8ml dose back when he first took it.
GoodRx Those are .4 and .8 mL At .8mL that's 4731.85 doses per gallon. Say $1500 per dose. $7,096,875 per gallon. And you're more likely to actually see the Humira in use and circulation. Unlike the cobra venom or bee jizzum. Might as well calculate the cost of a unicorn fart. Some arfcommers are probably taking it for RA, degenerative joint diseases, psoriasis, and possibly even irritable bowel syndrome. |
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Posted: 3/3/2015 12:47:03 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd hate to see the gallon cost of cum How much will you pay? |
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Posted: 3/3/2015 12:55:46 AM EDT
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I read the title as "Most explosive gallon of liquid...."
I am no longer interested in this thread... 
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Posted: 3/3/2015 1:00:00 AM EDT
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I bet bee semen is pretty damn expensive. I mean bees are tiny, and you'd need like tweezers to jerk them off, and if you get stung, well shit! Deep thoughts, by Jack Handy. |
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Posted: 3/3/2015 11:07:13 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There would be a lotta time invested in that. One night, back when I was about 19, I actually contemplated ejaculating in a jar, just to see how long it took me to fill it. I was - and still am - an avid masturbator. I remember trying to estimate how much I could accumulate in a month. There were only really 2 factors that kept me from doing it: 1. Inconvenience of leaning over and jizzing in a jar for a month straight. 2. The thought of how bad that fucking jar would smell after only a few days. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I'd hate to see the gallon cost of cum There would be a lotta time invested in that. One night, back when I was about 19, I actually contemplated ejaculating in a jar, just to see how long it took me to fill it. I was - and still am - an avid masturbator. I remember trying to estimate how much I could accumulate in a month. There were only really 2 factors that kept me from doing it: 1. Inconvenience of leaning over and jizzing in a jar for a month straight. 2. The thought of how bad that fucking jar would smell after only a few days. Jesus christ man... |
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Posted: 3/3/2015 11:19:02 AM EDT
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Deep thoughts, by Jack Handy. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I bet bee semen is pretty damn expensive. I mean bees are tiny, and you'd need like tweezers to jerk them off, and if you get stung, well shit! Deep thoughts, by Jack Handy. Did he write one about bee semen? If he did I never heard it, though it would be right up his bailiwick. |
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Posted: 3/3/2015 11:43:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I drop of semen will cost you over $250,000 for 18 years. I'd hate to see the gallon cost of cum At an average salary and for one child, cs around here would be about $700 per month. 18 years investing that at a modest 8% return yields $330,000 90,840 drops in a gallon. That comes out to just under 30 Billion dollars.  |
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Posted: 3/3/2015 11:50:30 AM EDT
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How much will you pay? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'd hate to see the gallon cost of cum How much will you pay?
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Posted: 3/3/2015 11:58:31 AM EDT
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I drop of semen will cost you over $250,000 for 18 years. I'd hate to see the gallon cost of cum FPRNI (First post REALLY nails it). "Eighteen years, eighteen years She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years I know somebody paying child support for one of his kids His baby momma's car and crib is bigger than his You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai She was spose to buy ya shorty TYCO with ya money She went to the doctor got lypo with ya money She walking around looking like Micheal with ya money Should of got that insured got GEICO for ya money If you ain't no punk holla We Want Prenup We want prenup!, yeah It's something that you need to have 'Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half Eighteen years, eighteen years And on her eighteenth birthday he found out it wasn't his"
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Posted: 3/3/2015 12:14:36 PM EDT
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Doubly labeled water will run you about $1M per gallon.
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Posted: 3/3/2015 12:23:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/3/2015 12:27:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: FPRNI (First post REALLY nails it). "Eighteen years, eighteen years She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I drop of semen will cost you over $250,000 for 18 years. I'd hate to see the gallon cost of cum FPRNI (First post REALLY nails it). "Eighteen years, eighteen years She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years That's actually a pretty wholesome song. The voice of a generation! |
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Posted: 3/3/2015 12:28:13 PM EDT
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No, not champagne, gasoline or perfume. So I bought a new Canon ink cartridge for my Canon ip2600 printer. I decided to do the math on how much it is per gallon. It is the scam of all scams. $5,632 a gallon. 
Here is my math: 16 ml of black ink in a cartridge for a canon Pixma IP2600 printer is $22 at Wal-Mart. that a little more than half an ounce. We'll call it 0.5 oz of black ink per cartridge. 128oz= 1 gallon so that's 256 cartridges to make 1 gallon. 256 x $22= $5,632 for one gallon of ink. I won't ever complain about the price of a gallon of milk again.
OP Fail. It's not the ink you're paying for. It's the little tab you have to pull before installing the cartridge. Those tabs are regulated by the TAB ENFORCEMENT ACT of 1982. They have to meet guidelines set by the ATF that shows they cannot be converted to armor piercing tabs and the EPA makes sure they are environmentally safe in case dolphins find one. With all the tab lobbying in Washington and material and design cost per tab, $22 is a bargain. |
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Posted: 3/4/2015 5:42:02 AM EDT
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OP Fail. It's not the ink you're paying for. It's the little tab you have to pull before installing the cartridge. Those tabs are regulated by the TAB ENFORCEMENT ACT of 1982. They have to meet guidelines set by the ATF that shows they cannot be converted to armor piercing tabs and the EPA makes sure they are environmentally safe in case dolphins find one. With all the tab lobbying in Washington and material and design cost per tab, $22 is a bargain. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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No, not champagne, gasoline or perfume. So I bought a new Canon ink cartridge for my Canon ip2600 printer. I decided to do the math on how much it is per gallon. It is the scam of all scams. $5,632 a gallon.
Here is my math: 16 ml of black ink in a cartridge for a canon Pixma IP2600 printer is $22 at Wal-Mart. that a little more than half an ounce. We'll call it 0.5 oz of black ink per cartridge. 128oz= 1 gallon so that's 256 cartridges to make 1 gallon. 256 x $22= $5,632 for one gallon of ink. I won't ever complain about the price of a gallon of milk again.
OP Fail. It's not the ink you're paying for. It's the little tab you have to pull before installing the cartridge. Those tabs are regulated by the TAB ENFORCEMENT ACT of 1982. They have to meet guidelines set by the ATF that shows they cannot be converted to armor piercing tabs and the EPA makes sure they are environmentally safe in case dolphins find one. With all the tab lobbying in Washington and material and design cost per tab, $22 is a bargain. HAHA would not surprise me if it was true |
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Posted: 3/4/2015 5:46:55 AM EDT
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There are some things you really don't need to tell people. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'd hate to see the gallon cost of cum There would be a lotta time invested in that. One night, back when I was about 19, I actually contemplated ejaculating in a jar, just to see how long it took me to fill it. I was - and still am - an avid masturbator. I remember trying to estimate how much I could accumulate in a month. There were only really 2 factors that kept me from doing it: 1. Inconvenience of leaning over and jizzing in a jar for a month straight. 2. The thought of how bad that fucking jar would smell after only a few days. There are some things you really don't need to tell people. This is now the 'over share' thread. |
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Posted: 3/4/2015 6:15:01 AM EDT
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There would be a lotta time invested in that. One night, back when I was about 19, I actually contemplated ejaculating in a jar, just to see how long it took me to fill it. I was - and still am - an avid masturbator. I remember trying to estimate how much I could accumulate in a month. There were only really 2 factors that kept me from doing it: 1. Inconvenience of leaning over and jizzing in a jar for a month straight. 2. The thought of how bad that fucking jar would smell after only a few days. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'd hate to see the gallon cost of cum There would be a lotta time invested in that. One night, back when I was about 19, I actually contemplated ejaculating in a jar, just to see how long it took me to fill it. I was - and still am - an avid masturbator. I remember trying to estimate how much I could accumulate in a month. There were only really 2 factors that kept me from doing it: 1. Inconvenience of leaning over and jizzing in a jar for a month straight. 2. The thought of how bad that fucking jar would smell after only a few days. 
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