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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:09:11 PM EDT
No, not champagne, gasoline or perfume. So I bought a new Canon ink cartridge for my Canon ip2600 printer. I decided to do the math on how much it is per gallon. It is the scam of all scams. $5,632 a gallon. 
Here is my math: 16 ml of black ink in a cartridge for a canon Pixma IP2600 printer is $22 at Wal-Mart. that a little more than half an ounce. We'll call it 0.5 oz of black ink per cartridge. 128oz= 1 gallon so that's 256 cartridges to make 1 gallon. 256 x $22= $5,632 for one gallon of ink. I won't ever complain about the price of a gallon of milk again. 
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:11:32 PM EDT
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I drop of semen will cost you over $250,000 for 18 years.
I'd hate to see the gallon cost of cum |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:12:58 PM EDT
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Perfume can get pretty spendy.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:13:40 PM EDT
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People still buy inkjet printers?
Laser printers are pretty cheap and a cartridge will last a home user years. Why do you need a printer for the house? I have survived for 15 years without a house printer. Print to .pdf, email the form to yourself, and now its on your phone. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:14:10 PM EDT
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I think perfume will still take the cake.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:14:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I drop of semen will cost you over $250,000 for 18 years. I'd hate to see the gallon cost of cum  |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:15:08 PM EDT
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As with almost all small amounts of liquid, the packaging costs far exceed the cost of the actual product.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:16:35 PM EDT
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I bet bee semen is pretty damn expensive. I mean bees are tiny, and you'd need like tweezers to jerk them off, and if you get stung, well shit!
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:18:33 PM EDT
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Abreva. That's 0.07-oz for $21, or $38,400 a gallon. Holy shit.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:18:37 PM EDT
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People still buy inkjet printers? Laser printers are pretty cheap and a cartridge will last a home user years. Why do you need a printer for the house? I have survived for 15 years without a house printer. Print to .pdf, email the form to yourself, and now its on your phone. Photo printers are all inkjets, unless you have one of the lab quality ones that uses a laser to expose photo paper. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:20:03 PM EDT
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I bet bee semen is pretty damn expensive. I mean bees are tiny, and you'd need like tweezers to jerk them off, and if you get stung, well shit! 
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:20:04 PM EDT
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I drop of semen will cost you over $250,000 for 18 years. I'd hate to see the gallon cost of cum your 250k figure is light. some fuck trophies cost sperm donors millions. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:21:17 PM EDT
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I drop of semen will cost you over $250,000 for 18 years. I'd hate to see the gallon cost of cum Holy fuck! LMAO!!! |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:22:07 PM EDT
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I bet bee semen is pretty damn expensive. I mean bees are tiny, and you'd need like tweezers to jerk them off, and if you get stung, well shit! Actually the drone bee's penis substitutes for the stinger. The drone will mate with a queen in flight and snap it off inside of her. The drone will then plummet to his death, his only reason for living completed. She will then mate several more times. She stores up the sperm in her body and then decides on the fly if she wants to fertilize the egg or not. The size of the cell in the comb determines this (bigger cells are unfertilized= drones). Thus drone bees have grandfathers but no fathers. ETA: The queen leaves the penis inside of her body. The drone becomes disconnected from the penis by ejaculating. Yes, it blasts right off. The queen will mate up to a dozen more times. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:22:15 PM EDT
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People still buy inkjet printers? Laser printers are pretty cheap and a cartridge will last a home user years. Why do you need a printer for the house? I have survived for 15 years without a house printer. Print to .pdf, email the form to yourself, and now its on your phone. So, do you just mail the phone itself or do you tape it to the package?
I mail a lot of packages and print my postage at home. I pretty much need a printer. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:26:54 PM EDT
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Actually the drone bee's penis substitutes for the stinger. The drone will mate with a queen in flight and snap it off inside of her. The drone will then plummet to his death, his only reason for living completed. She will reach back with her hind legs, remove the penis, and then mate several more times. She stores up the sperm in her body and then decides on the fly if she wants to fertilize the egg or not. The size of the cell in the comb determines this (bigger cells are unfertilized= drones). Thus drone bees have grandfathers but no fathers. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I bet bee semen is pretty damn expensive. I mean bees are tiny, and you'd need like tweezers to jerk them off, and if you get stung, well shit! Actually the drone bee's penis substitutes for the stinger. The drone will mate with a queen in flight and snap it off inside of her. The drone will then plummet to his death, his only reason for living completed. She will reach back with her hind legs, remove the penis, and then mate several more times. She stores up the sperm in her body and then decides on the fly if she wants to fertilize the egg or not. The size of the cell in the comb determines this (bigger cells are unfertilized= drones). Thus drone bees have grandfathers but no fathers. So you're saying you get only one go at this bee ejaculation thing? Well then I guess no pressure for the bee, "Oh it wasn't good for you? Well I broke it off inside ya!" This thread should now be about bee sex. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:28:23 PM EDT
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Actually the drone bee's penis substitutes for the stinger. The drone will mate with a queen in flight and snap it off inside of her. The drone will then plummet to his death, his only reason for living completed. She will reach back with her hind legs, remove the penis, and then mate several more times. She stores up the sperm in her body and then decides on the fly if she wants to fertilize the egg or not. The size of the cell in the comb determines this (bigger cells are unfertilized= drones). Thus drone bees have grandfathers but no fathers. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I bet bee semen is pretty damn expensive. I mean bees are tiny, and you'd need like tweezers to jerk them off, and if you get stung, well shit! Actually the drone bee's penis substitutes for the stinger. The drone will mate with a queen in flight and snap it off inside of her. The drone will then plummet to his death, his only reason for living completed. She will reach back with her hind legs, remove the penis, and then mate several more times. She stores up the sperm in her body and then decides on the fly if she wants to fertilize the egg or not. The size of the cell in the comb determines this (bigger cells are unfertilized= drones). Thus drone bees have grandfathers but no fathers. 
Let's let EHB do the explainin' from now on though. K? 
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:29:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So you're saying you get only one go at this bee ejaculation thing? Well then I guess no pressure for the bee, "Oh it wasn't good for you? Well I broke it off inside ya!" This thread should now be about bee sex. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I bet bee semen is pretty damn expensive. I mean bees are tiny, and you'd need like tweezers to jerk them off, and if you get stung, well shit! Actually the drone bee's penis substitutes for the stinger. The drone will mate with a queen in flight and snap it off inside of her. The drone will then plummet to his death, his only reason for living completed. She will reach back with her hind legs, remove the penis, and then mate several more times. She stores up the sperm in her body and then decides on the fly if she wants to fertilize the egg or not. The size of the cell in the comb determines this (bigger cells are unfertilized= drones). Thus drone bees have grandfathers but no fathers. So you're saying you get only one go at this bee ejaculation thing? Well then I guess no pressure for the bee, "Oh it wasn't good for you? Well I broke it off inside ya!" This thread should now be about bee sex.  |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:29:09 PM EDT
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So you're saying you get only one go at this bee ejaculation thing? Well then I guess no pressure for the bee, "Oh it wasn't good for you? Well I broke it off inside ya!" This thread should now be about bee sex. Drone bees blow their load literally. Drones hang out all day begging food in the hive. Their only job is to hang out waiting for the off chance that a virgin queen will fly overhead. If they fail to mate during the season they are literally picked up and thrown out of the hive during the Fall. I have seen this happen. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:29:31 PM EDT
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I drop of semen will cost you over $250,000 for 18 years. I'd hate to see the gallon cost of cum I thought the OP had nailed it but this definitely nails it 
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:31:29 PM EDT
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You guys are nowhere close.
How about $2,818,135.58 per gallon? Gold baby. A gallon is ~160 pounds. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:31:46 PM EDT
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Drone bees blow their load literally. Drones hang out all day begging food in the hive. Their only job is to hang out waiting for the off chance that a virgin queen will fly overhead. If they fail to mate during the season they are literally picked up and thrown out of the hive during the Fall. I have seen this happen. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So you're saying you get only one go at this bee ejaculation thing? Well then I guess no pressure for the bee, "Oh it wasn't good for you? Well I broke it off inside ya!" This thread should now be about bee sex. Drone bees blow their load literally. Drones hang out all day begging food in the hive. Their only job is to hang out waiting for the off chance that a virgin queen will fly overhead. If they fail to mate during the season they are literally picked up and thrown out of the hive during the Fall. I have seen this happen. So they're like Hollywood Actors? |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:33:26 PM EDT
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I drop of semen will cost you over $250,000 for 18 years. I'd hate to see the gallon cost of cum Nailed it! |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:35:15 PM EDT
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Its not that the ink is $5k plus per gallon. Its the high cost of the tiny man that pumps those cartridges full. He's union!
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:36:47 PM EDT
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I drop of semen will cost you over $250,000 for 18 years. I'd hate to see the gallon cost of cum If I had a penny for every spilled drop....
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:36:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I drop of semen will cost you over $250,000 for 18 years. I'd hate to see the gallon cost of cum |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:37:05 PM EDT
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So they're like Hollywood Actors? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So you're saying you get only one go at this bee ejaculation thing? Well then I guess no pressure for the bee, "Oh it wasn't good for you? Well I broke it off inside ya!" This thread should now be about bee sex. Drone bees blow their load literally. Drones hang out all day begging food in the hive. Their only job is to hang out waiting for the off chance that a virgin queen will fly overhead. If they fail to mate during the season they are literally picked up and thrown out of the hive during the Fall. I have seen this happen. So they're like Hollywood Actors? Sure, they are pretty much useless. You can get wax foundation with larger cells on purpose, so the queen will lay drone eggs. For some reason parasitic mites like drone brood even more than worker bee brood, so you can remove the drone brood foundation and put it in the freezer. That will kill the mites and the drone brood. You put it back in the hive and the worker bees will remove the dead drones and the queen will refill the cells. It is a type of mite control. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:37:41 PM EDT
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Its not that the ink is $5k plus per gallon. Its the high cost of the tiny man that pumps those cartridges full. He's union! Is he a bee? More particular, a Hollywood actor drone bee? Does he break off the pump in each of those ink cartridges? 
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:41:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryDamn, and I thought Krytox was crazy expensive! It's only about $225 - $235 for a 2oz tube. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:45:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryScorpion venom, $38,858,507.46 per gallon. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:46:45 PM EDT
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Scorpion venom, $38,858,507.46 per gallon. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Scorpion venom, $38,858,507.46 per gallon. A Scorpion is HUGE and can produce lots of Venom in it's life time. Now a bee... Just one squirt and it's gone! |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:48:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:54:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryJeebus. 
Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes? That link has pics of a guy venom milking a black mamba. I have no desire to get into the snake venom business! |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:56:02 PM EDT
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FPNI.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:56:53 PM EDT
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For run of the mill bee semen, it appears its about $50 per 25 microliters...
There are 3 785 411.784 micro liters in a gallon, So works out to be about 7.57 million dollars a gallon. I guess your white bellied cobra venom is a better investment. 
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:59:28 PM EDT
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For run of the mill bee semen, it appears its about $50 per 25 microliters... There are 3 785 411.784 micro liters in a gallon, So works out to be about 7.57 million dollars a gallon. I guess your white bellied cobra venom is a better investment. That settles it. I'm buying a gallon of bee cum and then I'l release a press release that the USDA is considering, but has not confirmed, a ban on bee cum. I'll be rich! |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 6:00:25 PM EDT
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Photo printers are all inkjets, unless you have one of the lab quality ones that uses a laser to expose photo paper. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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People still buy inkjet printers? Laser printers are pretty cheap and a cartridge will last a home user years. Why do you need a printer for the house? I have survived for 15 years without a house printer. Print to .pdf, email the form to yourself, and now its on your phone. Photo printers are all inkjets, unless you have one of the lab quality ones that uses a laser to expose photo paper. I've still never seen a photo printer, laser or ink, that can beat Aggie Agfa here. 
Fed and cleaned and fixed and tended that bitch for three years, had her love stains on every piece of clothing I think I owned. Some people say she stank but she smelled like good love to me. 
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Posted: 3/2/2015 6:00:55 PM EDT
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The VW dealership calls the power steering fluid liquid gold
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Posted: 3/2/2015 6:04:18 PM EDT
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What about some kind of fissionable/nuclear material?
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Posted: 3/2/2015 6:05:54 PM EDT
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I drop of semen will cost you over $250,000 for 18 years. I'd hate to see the gallon cost of cum
So true. I almost feel bad for laughing at that. Everyday that goes by causes a vasectomy to seem that much better for me. I'm thinking about it pretty seriously these days. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 6:14:00 PM EDT
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My Lexmark cartridges cost $30, and only print for half the cartridge.
Of course it's a government purchase. The cartridges that are exactly the same but don't work in the "pro" printers cost $5-$10. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 6:14:25 PM EDT
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Perfume can get pretty spendy. Yup. Chanel #5 is in the top 3-5 most expensive liquids in the world, right under snake venom. Insulin and mercury are just under that. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 6:15:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistorySave money, don't get herpes on your face. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 6:16:47 PM EDT
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FPNI.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 6:16:48 PM EDT
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Heavy water or D2O is pretty expensive or chemicals with heavy elements in them.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 6:18:38 PM EDT
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I get $75/straw for Charolais semen. Each straw is 0.5ml. That's about $570k/gallon.
And that's not even close to the high side. I know a rancher in College Station that gets $200/straw. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 6:38:01 PM EDT
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What was the name of that Prize Bull that died a couple of weeks ago....How much did HIS cum cost per vial????
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Posted: 3/2/2015 6:42:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I get $75/straw for Charolais semen. Each straw is 0.5ml. That's about $570k/gallon. And that's not even close to the high side. I know a rancher in College Station that gets $200/straw. Damn, How do I get into that business? Jerking off cows don't seem so bad to clear a half mil |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 6:43:56 PM EDT
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Damn, How do I get into that business? Jerking off cows don't seem so bad to clear a half mil Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I get $75/straw for Charolais semen. Each straw is 0.5ml. That's about $570k/gallon. And that's not even close to the high side. I know a rancher in College Station that gets $200/straw. Damn, How do I get into that business? Jerking off cows don't seem so bad to clear a half mil I'm sorry Sir, you're not qualified. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 6:50:48 PM EDT
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Quoted: No, not champagne, gasoline or perfume. So I bought a new Canon ink cartridge for my Canon ip2600 printer. I decided to do the math on how much it is per gallon. It is the scam of all scams. $5,632 a gallon. Here is my math: 16 ml of black ink in a cartridge for a canon Pixma IP2600 printer is $22 at Wal-Mart. that a little more than half an ounce. We'll call it 0.5 oz of black ink per cartridge. 128oz= 1 gallon so that's 256 cartridges to make 1 gallon. 256 x $22= $5,632 for one gallon of ink. I won't ever complain about the price of a gallon of milk again. Buy them from Ebay next time. Instead of $22 plus tax, get them delivered for $5. http://www.ebay.com/itm/1pk-For-Canon-CL-41-Color-Ink-cartridge-Fit-PIXMA-MP140-MP150-MP160-Printer-/391052134902 |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 6:57:32 PM EDT
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I'm sorry Sir, you're not qualified. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I get $75/straw for Charolais semen. Each straw is 0.5ml. That's about $570k/gallon. And that's not even close to the high side. I know a rancher in College Station that gets $200/straw. Damn, How do I get into that business? Jerking off cows don't seem so bad to clear a half mil I'm sorry Sir, you're not qualified. Buddy of mine used to fly racehorses around. I always told him he should jerk them off as his retirement plan. |
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