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Posted: 3/2/2015 8:40:42 PM EDT
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"I put it on when I was bored and a girl started sending pictues of her feet" Well, i now know who the guy in the pic is after reading the above quote.  
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Posted: 3/2/2015 8:42:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: " Finding himself alone, he had begun the regular practice of masturbating by holding his penis against the canvas drive-belt of a large floor-based piece of machinery. One day, as he approached orgasm, he lost his concentration and leaned too close to the belt. When his scrotum became caught between the pulley-wheel and the drive-belt, he was thrown into the air and landed a few feet away. Unaware that he had lost his left testis, and perhaps too stunned to feel much pain, he stapled the wound closed and resumed work. I can only assume he abandoned this method of self- gratification." Thats takes balls. Well - one at least. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 8:44:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/2/2015 8:49:00 PM EDT
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A pair of dykes could get it off  What is they turn him on more? |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 8:49:11 PM EDT
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Scotch tape roll? Pshaw.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 8:50:30 PM EDT
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If I didn't have no bigger winer then that I sure as fuck wouldn't be posting pics of it on the interwebs.
And yes I Googled it just like the rest of yall 
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Posted: 3/2/2015 11:09:04 PM EDT
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With stuff like this, they always tell the hospital folks: "Honest Doc!! It was a million to one shot!"
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Posted: 3/3/2015 11:09:41 AM EDT
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A pair of dykes could get it off the same tool that they use to cut cast would have gotten it off pretty quick. He could have just went to lowe's and bought an oscillating tool and did it himself. |
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Posted: 3/3/2015 11:11:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Got mine stuck in the bore of a 120 mm cannon. Got mine stuck in the bore of the main armament of U.S.S. New Jersey. |
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Posted: 3/3/2015 11:16:08 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A pair of dykes could get it off |
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Posted: 3/3/2015 11:18:59 AM EDT
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How has no one suggested a Dremel? Slip something like a butter knife under the plastic, and "go nuts". (pun intended)
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Posted: 3/3/2015 12:32:22 PM EDT
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Apparently, nurses will use a ice cold spoon when they need to subside an erection. Or just UGLY nurses! A friend of mine went to get a vasectomy once and had a good looking nurse washing his manhood in preparation. I guess he liked her looks since he Johnson was starting to stand up on it's own. The nurse took one look at it and, WHACK! She slapped the hell out of it! That stopped that problem! |
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