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Posted: 3/1/2015 4:13:34 PM EDT
We're talking the real head scratchers, not the crazy, but the odd/strange.
Mine puts ice in her milk. 
Kharn |
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Posted: 3/1/2015 4:14:19 PM EDT
[#1]
Me.
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Posted: 3/1/2015 4:16:16 PM EDT
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I'm single as fuck so I wouldn't know
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Posted: 3/1/2015 4:16:24 PM EDT
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She leaves lights on in rooms that she isn't occupying.
Later she'll bitch about the electric bill. |
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Posted: 3/1/2015 4:32:02 PM EDT
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Eats insanely acidic things all the time. She will drink pickle juice or snack on pickles constantly.
We spent 12 grand last year to undo all of the damage to her teeth over the years. |
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Posted: 3/1/2015 4:35:45 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Mine puts ice in her milk.
So do I. 
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Posted: 3/1/2015 4:40:23 PM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Me. "Not the crazy" 
Kharn |
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Posted: 3/1/2015 4:41:04 PM EDT
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Turn lights on in rooms she isn't going into but just walking by.
Tell me to go ahead and buy something that we have talked about, budgeted for, and planned to buy for over a year, and then shit up a bitch storm out both pant legs about how we could have used that money for something else, and then claim said item as her own, and then buying another one on her own without talking to me about it. Happens with guns, cans, ammo, cars, everything. Example 1) Our first suppressor. A .30 Stainless steel AAC for our .308. I bring it home to much bitching and moaning over how the money was just wasted for 7 months, how ear plugs are cheaper, blah blah blah. Within two days she has moved the whole fucking rifle from our gun safe to her safe. (Us having two safes in the house is another example.) She then within a week marches her ass down to the LGS, trust in hand, and puts a gem tech .22LR can and another .30 AAC can in suppressor jail, without saying one word to me about it. She then tells me we owe the LGS the remaining 75% of the purchase price of the cans when they show up, and that we need another .308 bolt gun because she doesn't want to not have one when I go camping. Example 2) "Our" Jeep cherokee. So I end up buying a 1996 Jeep for $400 dollars. The body and frame are in great shape, the insides are good enough, but no motor. Over two years I dump $6,500 dollars into this thing and end up with a fucking awesome off road vehicle for us to take camping. Well, the wife has claimed it as her own, bitches if I drive it, and takes it out every time it rains or snows or whatever. I wouldn't mind, but she just gets so fucking snarky about it, and all through the build she said it was a waste of money. Don't get me wrong, I love her to death, but sometimes I'm just like, damn. |
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Posted: 3/1/2015 4:48:50 PM EDT
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Mine turns on the bathroom fans and leaves them on.
When asked about it she says she thought she just turned on the lights. This happens several times a day. |
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Posted: 3/1/2015 4:50:13 PM EDT
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BJ in the middle of the night when I'm sleeping
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Posted: 3/1/2015 4:53:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: BJ in the middle of the night when I'm sleeping ... you should tell that guy to quit coming over after hours when you're asleep |
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Posted: 3/1/2015 4:55:22 PM EDT
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Puts ketchup on her steak, but thinks it's gross to put it on a hamburger.
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Posted: 3/1/2015 4:57:31 PM EDT
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She says she misses me. While I'm right there next to her.
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Posted: 3/1/2015 4:57:54 PM EDT
[#13]
Occasionally fucking her old boyfriend.
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Posted: 3/1/2015 4:58:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: She leaves lights on in rooms that she isn't occupying. Later she'll bitch about the electric bill. |
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Posted: 3/1/2015 5:00:45 PM EDT
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The first time she ever came to my apartment; I asked her if she wanted to learn how to detail strip a Glock 19.
She said yes. |
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Posted: 3/1/2015 5:02:17 PM EDT
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Will not drink any orange juice, soda, ice tea, etc unless the glass is filled entirely of ice.
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Posted: 3/1/2015 5:02:32 PM EDT
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Me. FPNI |
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Posted: 3/1/2015 5:06:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Occasionally fucking her old boyfriend. 
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Posted: 3/1/2015 5:11:08 PM EDT
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Constantly on Facebook, worst invention ever. Probably led to more divorces than anything else, not looking up old boyfriends. Just more concerned with everyone else's life than her own. I ejected.
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Posted: 3/1/2015 5:12:49 PM EDT
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NOT calling a divorce lawyer.
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Posted: 3/1/2015 5:12:57 PM EDT
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Will not drink any orange juice, soda, ice tea, etc unless the glass is filled entirely of ice. Where do you put the liquid, then? |
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Posted: 3/1/2015 5:14:48 PM EDT
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She says she misses me. While I'm right there next to her. I get this all the time. Especially when I'm getting ready to go on a trip. Plus when either of us leave the house, she will call within a minute about something irrelevant. |
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Posted: 3/1/2015 5:17:19 PM EDT
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Not existing
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Posted: 3/1/2015 5:18:12 PM EDT
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gives head every time we have sex. Every time
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Posted: 3/1/2015 5:19:09 PM EDT
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pretending that she didn't notice the new gun or knife.
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Posted: 3/1/2015 5:19:59 PM EDT
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Me. Nice....this was going to be my response. 
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Posted: 3/1/2015 5:21:37 PM EDT
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Talks to the cat and dog. Her last name is not Dolittle.
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Posted: 3/1/2015 5:21:46 PM EDT
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Occasionally fucking her old boyfriend. At least it isn't frequent. 
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Posted: 3/1/2015 5:21:58 PM EDT
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Will not drink any orange juice, soda, ice tea, etc unless the glass is filled entirely of ice. Anemic. Iron deficiency. |
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Posted: 3/1/2015 5:24:57 PM EDT
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He swirls his drink around in his mouth before drinking. Especially if it's soda.
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Posted: 3/1/2015 5:33:32 PM EDT
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Putting up with me.
Not pushing me down the steps. Not smothering me in my sleep |
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Posted: 3/1/2015 5:35:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Anemic. Iron deficiency. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Will not drink any orange juice, soda, ice tea, etc unless the glass is filled entirely of ice. Anemic. Iron deficiency. |
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Posted: 3/1/2015 5:36:26 PM EDT
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Likes me.
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Posted: 3/1/2015 5:39:05 PM EDT
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About once a week she'll mix up a batch of rice...about 2 cups cooked, and poor milk on it and eat it.
Grosses me out every time |
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Posted: 3/1/2015 5:45:36 PM EDT
[#35]
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About once a week she'll mix up a batch of rice...about 2 cups cooked, and poor milk on it and eat it. Grosses me out every time Why? |
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Posted: 3/1/2015 5:48:38 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Turn lights on in rooms she isn't going into but just walking by. Tell me to go ahead and buy something that we have talked about, budgeted for, and planned to buy for over a year, and then shit up a bitch storm out both pant legs about how we could have used that money for something else, and then claim said item as her own, and then buying another one on her own without talking to me about it. Happens with guns, cans, ammo, cars, everything. Example 1) Our first suppressor. A .30 Stainless steel AAC for our .308. I bring it home to much bitching and moaning over how the money was just wasted for 7 months, how ear plugs are cheaper, blah blah blah. Within two days she has moved the whole fucking rifle from our gun safe to her safe. (Us having two safes in the house is another example.) She then within a week marches her ass down to the LGS, trust in hand, and puts a gem tech .22LR can and another .30 AAC can in suppressor jail, without saying one word to me about it. She then tells me we owe the LGS the remaining 75% of the purchase price of the cans when they show up, and that we need another .308 bolt gun because she doesn't want to not have one when I go camping. Example 2) "Our" Jeep cherokee. So I end up buying a 1996 Jeep for $400 dollars. The body and frame are in great shape, the insides are good enough, but no motor. Over two years I dump $6,500 dollars into this thing and end up with a fucking awesome off road vehicle for us to take camping. Well, the wife has claimed it as her own, bitches if I drive it, and takes it out every time it rains or snows or whatever. I wouldn't mind, but she just gets so fucking snarky about it, and all through the build she said it was a waste of money. Don't get me wrong, I love her to death, but sometimes I'm just like, damn. I agree, it should be used for her therapist. Damn. |
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Posted: 3/1/2015 5:53:29 PM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Occasionally fucking her old boyfriend. This thread just changed direction quickly
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Posted: 3/1/2015 5:57:03 PM EDT
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I would need a 3 subject notebook to write them all down.
me, my son and the 2 dogs sometimes just stare at her while she does stuff. but she's a great woman and pretty hot, so she gets to do it. |
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Posted: 3/1/2015 6:00:48 PM EDT
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Buys pajamas. I donate them to Goodwill.
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Posted: 3/1/2015 6:01:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
... you should tell that guy to quit coming over after hours when you're asleep Quote HistoryQuoted:
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BJ in the middle of the night when I'm sleeping
... you should tell that guy to quit coming over after hours when you're asleep better make sure your dog isn't loose at night |
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Posted: 3/1/2015 6:02:08 PM EDT
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So do I.
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Mine puts ice in her milk.
So do I.
+1. It's the only way. Just a cube or two. |
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Posted: 3/1/2015 6:02:32 PM EDT
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This thread just changed direction quickly
Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Occasionally fucking her old boyfriend. This thread just changed direction quickly
Predictably, though. |
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Posted: 3/1/2015 6:15:41 PM EDT
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Light switches. She only know how to turn them on.
After 27 years of marriage I don't even bother to say anything anymore. I just back track her and turn off everything she's left on. |
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Posted: 3/1/2015 7:25:52 PM EDT
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Quoted:
We're talking the real head scratchers, not the crazy, but the odd/strange. Mine puts ice in her milk.
Kharn I do that as well. It taste better to me that way. I'm not sure why. |
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Posted: 3/1/2015 7:27:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Me. |
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Posted: 3/1/2015 7:33:53 PM EDT
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Light switches. She only know how to turn them on. After 27 years of marriage I don't even bother to say anything anymore. I just back track her and turn off everything she's left on. This. |
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Posted: 3/1/2015 7:35:08 PM EDT
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Why? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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About once a week she'll mix up a batch of rice...about 2 cups cooked, and poor milk on it and eat it. Grosses me out every time Why? I guess not everyone enjoys a bowl of rice cereal. I on the other hand love the stuff. MPD165 |
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Posted: 3/1/2015 7:39:18 PM EDT
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Drinks hot water. Seems so odd to me. Even asks for it at restaurants.
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Posted: 3/1/2015 7:41:02 PM EDT
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BF will not allow any power adapters (laptop, phones, etc.) to stay plugged in when he is not home or asleep.
Worries they will start a fire.
Got all offended when I asked if he also unplugs his refrigerator and stove when he's out as well. Believes that if an electrical fire started in his place, it would be from a small device rather than consider the possibility that it might be faulty wiring. Says its impossible since his building is less than a decade old and nobody does shoddy work these days.
Edit: he wants to add that I am incapable of closing any and all drawers....
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Posted: 3/1/2015 7:48:03 PM EDT
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Puts the towel in the sink when getting ready. I go in to brush my teeth and there is a towel in the sink that I have to move. Seems like a very weird thing to do to me.
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