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Posted: 2/27/2015 1:10:42 PM EDT
Poll incoming.
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 1:11:10 PM EDT
[#1]
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 1:15:12 PM EDT
[#2]
Two chicks at the same time.

IBTP
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 1:16:02 PM EDT
[#3]
First order of business, shut down every alphabet soup agency, with the exception of the DoD, FBI, CIA.

Second order of business, start arresting every democrat politician that has held office on charges of treason.

Third order of business, abuse my 90 day limited military action window and bomb the shit out of all terrorist strongholds we know of.

ETA: 4th order of business would be to get on the TV in front of the UN building and personally torch it with my military grade flamethrower.
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 1:16:49 PM EDT
[#4]
Bang sloots. Eliminate any 3 letter agency. Lower taxes. Ban religion influencing laws.

Link Posted: 2/27/2015 1:16:58 PM EDT
[#5]
Bang Miley Cyrus on the Resolute Desk?
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 1:17:48 PM EDT
[#6]
Shit on debrahs desk
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 1:18:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/27/2015 1:19:07 PM EDT
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Like a boss.
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 1:20:35 PM EDT
[#10]
I voted "all the above".

But if your running for political office, you should vote "screw the American people more". The way you'll be elected.
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 1:20:56 PM EDT
[#11]
Choose wisely
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 1:21:38 PM EDT
[#12]
Have Obama turn in both his passports and start investigating his administration.
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 1:22:24 PM EDT
[#13]


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Link Posted: 2/27/2015 1:23:07 PM EDT
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I honest to God hope he does.

Too bad their are too many power-hungry Old Guard among the GOP elite and corrupt socialists in the Democrat/Media for even a chance for him to be elected.

Yeah, I'm looking right the fuck at you, McConnell and Boehner.

ETA: And I want to see fucking ACTION, not words.
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 1:23:19 PM EDT
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+1

Beat me to it.
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 1:24:29 PM EDT
[#16]
If I was the President, I'd kill myself and spare the American people.

Oh...You mean if I was a future President, not necessarily the current one.
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 1:33:43 PM EDT
[#17]
What I would do:

Get rid of all the regulatory departments and agencies; save for the DoD and FBI (CIA can be put under the DoD)

Get us out of all useless and entangling alliances (U.N and NATO come to mind).

Actually focus on allies who want to take an interest in defending their own interest.

Focus on utterly crushing the Jihadis once and for all.

Give powers back to Congress, the courts, and the States.

Encourage the repeal of the 17th amendment.

Build up a national defense strong enough to safeguard our interests.

Actually make America the envy of the World again, instead of the sad laughingstock.
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 1:35:08 PM EDT
[#18]
First day on the job...

Arrest Eric Holder and anyone else who have committed crimes against the American People

Demand Congress send me a bill abolishing the IRS effective 90 days from my inauguration, same bill forgives ALL past IRS debt.

Demand Congress send me a bill abolishing the Affordable Care Act, Insurance bought thereafter across state lines like car insurance, tort reform, allow hospitals/doctors to write off care expenses to poor, encourages them to care for poor...keep preexisting conditions clause but allows Insurance co's to write off costs at a certain level for their care...

Demand Congress send me a bill that enacts a flat tax on all Americans of 15%, same law states combines state and local taxes + Fed tax may not exceed 22%, ZERO deductions, EVERYONE PAYS, it also reduces corporate tax rate to 15%.

Allow every corporation to repatriate corporate funds back into the US with zero penalties, zero tax liability, allow corporations to bring back US jobs and deduct the cost/salary/benefits of every repatriated job off their tax liability.

Put Islamic world on notice to police themselves..turn in all suspected terrorists/radicals amongst themselves...next mass casualty attack by an Islamist group gets Medina reduced to rubble, after that Mecca glows in the dark for 10,000 years, after that I level the Dome of the Rock and fully fund the rebuilding of the Second Temple.
Any other attack after that gets ALL MOSQUES in the US leveled and in any country that gets US Foreign AID...

Roll back .GOV spending to 2008 levels

Congress send me a bill rolling all BATFE operations into the FBI, all BATFE personnel are terminated

Pardon and release every first offender person incarcerated in the US for a marijuana conviction.

Have lunch...
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 1:36:43 PM EDT
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First day on the job...

Arrest Eric Holder and anyone else who have committed crimes against the American People

Demand Congress send me a bill abolishing the IRS effective 90 days from my inauguration, same bill forgives ALL past IRS debt.

Demand Congress send me a bill that enacts a flat tax on all Americans of 15%, same law states combines state and local taxes + Fed tax may not exceed 22%, ZERO deductions, EVERYONE PAYS, it also reduces corporate tax rate to 15% ZERO deductions.

Put Islamic world on notice to police themselves..turn in all suspected terrorists/radicals amongst themselves...next mass casualty attack by an Islamist group gets Medina reduced to rubble, after that Mecca glows in the dark for 10,000 years, after that I level the Dome of the Rock and fully fund the rebuilding of the Second Temple.
Any other attack after that gets ALL MOSQUES in the US leveled and in any country that gets US Foreign AID...

Roll back .GOV spending to 2008 pre-1932 levels.

Congress send me a bill rolling all BATFE operations into the FBI, all BATFE personnel are terminated

Have lunch...
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FIFY.
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 1:46:10 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/27/2015 2:00:54 PM EDT
[#22]
Work on promoting the rest of the civilian 2A programs: CTP, CAiP, CArP, C[_]P, ...

Why stop with rifle marksmanship when there could be tanks, aircraft, artillery, boats, ...
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 2:02:52 PM EDT
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coming soon to an internet near you.
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 2:03:23 PM EDT
[#24]
Sticking with a proven model:

Take credit for anything positive.

Blame my predecessor for anything negative.

Massive scandals/infamy.

Make $250K/hr doing lectures afterward.
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 2:05:00 PM EDT
[#25]
Resign.
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 2:09:34 PM EDT
[#26]
Redesign the oval office to look like Tony Montana's office in Scarface. Complete with a massive pile of coke and an M-16.

Link Posted: 2/27/2015 2:11:16 PM EDT
[#27]
Judging by the last 6.whatever years anything I damn well please.
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 2:15:04 PM EDT
[#28]
hookers and blow
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 2:15:24 PM EDT
[#29]
Get behind 87 proxies and stay up all night posting dumb shit
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 3:28:08 PM EDT
[#30]
divorce that nasty wookie bitch, put my illegitimate kids up for adoption, take my dog BO, change his name to whitey, and quit
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 3:30:35 PM EDT
[#31]
Male every member of GD kiss.
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 3:34:22 PM EDT
[#32]
This thread is proof that GD has lost its marbles. The POTUS doesn't even have the power to do most of those things.

Link Posted: 2/27/2015 3:39:49 PM EDT
[#33]
You guys don't seem to have a grasp on executive powers.
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 3:48:34 PM EDT
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Its a common misconception to think that the presidency is an institutionally powerful office.  I encounter such a belief from my students quite often.
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 3:50:49 PM EDT
[#35]
As stated above:

Link Posted: 2/27/2015 4:09:27 PM EDT
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Its a common misconception to think that the presidency is an institutionally powerful office.  I encounter such a belief from my students quite often.
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This thread is proof that GD has lost its marbles. The POTUS doesn't even have the power to do most of those things.



Its a common misconception to think that the presidency is an institutionally powerful office.  I encounter such a belief from my students quite often.


It's not SUPPOSED to be, but the last 7 or so years have seen increased usurpations of Congress' Constitutionally granted powers into the hands of the Executive branch, and they, for the most part, don't do remotely anything about it except twiddle their thumbs and look sheepishly about it.

I want the Fed (specifically the executive, which HAS gotten far too large during the last 110 years) to shrink back to it's pre-1900 levels, maybe even revert back to it's pre-1861 levels.
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 4:24:48 PM EDT
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Worked for JFK...
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 4:41:29 PM EDT
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Two chicks at the same time.



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On the resolute desk
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 4:51:40 PM EDT
[#39]
Follow the US constitution?

Txl
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 4:56:11 PM EDT
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It's not SUPPOSED to be, but the last 7 or so years have seen increased usurpations of Congress' Constitutionally granted powers into the hands of the Executive branch, and they, for the most part, don't do remotely anything about it except twiddle their thumbs and look sheepishly about it.

I want the Fed (specifically the executive, which HAS gotten far too large during the last 110 years) to shrink back to it's pre-1900 levels, maybe even revert back to it's pre-1861 levels.
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This thread is proof that GD has lost its marbles. The POTUS doesn't even have the power to do most of those things.



Its a common misconception to think that the presidency is an institutionally powerful office.  I encounter such a belief from my students quite often.


It's not SUPPOSED to be, but the last 7 or so years have seen increased usurpations of Congress' Constitutionally granted powers into the hands of the Executive branch, and they, for the most part, don't do remotely anything about it except twiddle their thumbs and look sheepishly about it.

I want the Fed (specifically the executive, which HAS gotten far too large during the last 110 years) to shrink back to it's pre-1900 levels, maybe even revert back to it's pre-1861 levels.


What institutionally has changed in the last seven years?  The president has increased in relative power since Jefferson, and the accusation of an Imperial Presidency has some merit, but this is nothing new and not unique to the Obama administration.

The scope of the federal government is an issue that goes beyond the presidency, and your desire for a smaller government would require all branches of government to work in concert.
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 5:08:55 PM EDT
[#41]
Some of all.  
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 5:10:55 PM EDT
[#42]
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 5:13:04 PM EDT
[#43]
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 5:13:41 PM EDT
[#44]
Repeal a bunch of stupid shit, then sit back and just keep shit in order.
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 5:16:19 PM EDT
[#45]
Reign of terror.
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 5:45:00 PM EDT
[#46]
Visit putin, and drop a uper decker in his toilet to establish dominance!
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 5:47:38 PM EDT
[#47]
Screw all the good looking women that wants some of the POTUSD after they sign the release forms of course.
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 5:49:58 PM EDT
[#48]
I'd resign. Fuck that job.
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 6:29:38 PM EDT
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Its a common misconception to think that the presidency is an institutionally powerful office.  I encounter such a belief from my students quite often.
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This thread is proof that GD has lost its marbles. The POTUS doesn't even have the power to do most of those things.



Its a common misconception to think that the presidency is an institutionally powerful office.  I encounter such a belief from my students quite often.


Yeah but this is coming from a group of people who constantly speak on constitutional rights. Threads like this make you wonder if even 80% of posters have even read the constitution.
Link Posted: 2/27/2015 6:33:37 PM EDT
[#50]
"The bombing starts in five minutes"
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