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Posted: 2/24/2015 9:31:37 PM EDT
I'm thinking 99.9% of folks naming their babies these names have no idea what they mean, nor do they care.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/sheridanwatson/did-you-really-name-your-kid-that
Link Posted: 2/24/2015 9:35:01 PM EDT
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a lot of them seem arabic
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Those aren't the names I think of when I think of 'ghetto', for the most part.  Also, I'm pretty sure that the 'Mercedes' I have met, were named after a model of car, not an abstract Spanish concept.
Link Posted: 2/24/2015 9:38:21 PM EDT
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Thread does not deliver.  I was expecting Lemonjello/Oranjello.
Link Posted: 2/24/2015 9:38:56 PM EDT
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Didn't read the whole list but I always wonder why idiots named Kristoffer don't fix their names.  It's like they have some sassy twist on who they are.
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Black Power movement / Nation of Islam / crusades seen as a white against black (brown) people atrocity.  Hence naming your child something the white man won't like.
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The car was named after a girl.

IIRC it was the daughter of one of their engineers.
Link Posted: 2/24/2015 9:41:01 PM EDT
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Nothing on La-a?


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What about La-a?

damn beat
Link Posted: 2/24/2015 9:42:07 PM EDT
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"Stephen Colbert's middle name is Tyrone" ... wtf really?
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"Goddesses..."
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The car was named after a girl.

IIRC it was the daughter of one of their engineers.
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Those aren't the names I think of when I think of 'ghetto', for the most part.  Also, I'm pretty sure that the 'Mercedes' I have met, were named after a model of car, not an abstract Spanish concept.

The car was named after a girl.

IIRC it was the daughter of one of their engineers.


Daughter of a French investor whose investment capital was necessary to get production going.

Daimler and Benz flipped a coin for which name would go along with Mercedes.

Daimler lost.
Link Posted: 2/24/2015 9:52:41 PM EDT
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Article is false advertising.  Those are mostly ethnic names, many arabic names as already stated.

I'd be interested to know the meaning of real ghetto names like:

Laquisha
Levondrius
De4Shae
Shaniqua

I'm pretty sure they have no meaning and they are picked at random with some name generator or mixing up 3 or 4 syllables from a list.
Link Posted: 2/24/2015 9:52:47 PM EDT
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I remember my Mom said doctors at a certain inner city hospital she worked at in the 1960's would suggest all kinds of fucked up names to young black women if they couldn't come up with a name for their newborns.  My mom said the doctors would laugh like hell if one of the girls actually named the baby on the doctors recommendation.  

Then what was weird some years later I read Unintended Consequences by John Ross and he described the same thing my Mom told me about.  I guess this was a common occurrence or perhaps explains the fucked up names black kids started getting back in the 60's and 70's.
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Nothing on La-a?


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LOL.  The dash isn't silent.

What about Abcde ?  (Pronounced "absidy")
Link Posted: 2/24/2015 9:58:16 PM EDT
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My cousin works with a guy who has a friend with a sister, who's uncle's friend has a brother/sister who's a tranny named m~ :#er  Nothing is silent.
Link Posted: 2/24/2015 9:58:49 PM EDT
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Article is false advertising.  Those are mostly ethnic names, many arabic names as already stated.

I'd be interested to know the meaning of real ghetto names like:

Laquisha
Levondrius
De4Shae
Shaniqua

I'm pretty sure they have no meaning and they are picked at random with some name generator or mixing up 3 or 4 syllables from a list.
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Ghetto oneupsmanship.
Link Posted: 2/24/2015 10:00:30 PM EDT
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Now explain all the participant's names in the Key & Peele East West Bowl.
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What! No Plaxico or D'Brickashaw ?
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I remember my Mom said doctors at a certain inner city hospital she worked at in the 1960's would suggest all kinds of fucked up names to young black women if they couldn't come up with a name for their newborns.  My mom said the doctors would laugh like hell if one of the girls actually named the baby on the doctors recommendation.  

Then what was weird some years later I read Unintended Consequences by John Ross and he described the same thing my Mom told me about.  I guess this was a common occurrence or perhaps explains the fucked up names black kids started getting back in the 60's and 70's.
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Or, it's possible it's just an urban legend that's pervasive enough to have made it to your ears and the author's.
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Daughter of a French investor whose investment capital was necessary to get production going.

Daimler and Benz flipped a coin for which name would go along with Mercedes.

Daimler lost.
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Those aren't the names I think of when I think of 'ghetto', for the most part.  Also, I'm pretty sure that the 'Mercedes' I have met, were named after a model of car, not an abstract Spanish concept.

The car was named after a girl.

IIRC it was the daughter of one of their engineers.


Daughter of a French investor whose investment capital was necessary to get production going.

Daimler and Benz flipped a coin for which name would go along with Mercedes.

Daimler lost.


I will gladly concede that the auto-maker was named after a girl, and thus indirectly the ones I have met were merely named after another girl...but how does that explain the Porsches and Cadillacs?
Link Posted: 2/24/2015 10:06:46 PM EDT
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Had a student, male, African/American, named SPQR ("The Senate and People of Rome"), seems his parents were big fans of gladiator/Roman army films. We ended up calling him Sar.
Link Posted: 2/24/2015 10:09:54 PM EDT
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This thread Is literally brimming with I-DON'T-GIVE-ONE-SINGLE-FUCK.

Name your crotch fruit whatever the hell you want, nobody cares about the meaning of their names.

If it sounds stupid as shit, it is factually stupid as shit.

Copy that Jamir?
Link Posted: 2/24/2015 10:09:56 PM EDT
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Why can't I find Hingle McCringleberry?
Link Posted: 2/24/2015 10:10:46 PM EDT
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I don't are Shithead or La-a on the list.



Jerome is not a ghetto name
Link Posted: 2/24/2015 10:11:13 PM EDT
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The learned author obviously understands my whiteness prevents me from fully appreciating how the ghetto embraces history, sophistication and multiculturalism.



If only there was a line from the Zimmerman trial I could respond with to show her I am on her side.  


Link Posted: 2/24/2015 10:13:09 PM EDT
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Time for this thread again, huh?


Link Posted: 2/24/2015 10:14:02 PM EDT
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How about Excrecia. What does it mean?
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Then what was weird some years later I read Unintended Consequences by John Ross and he described the same thing my Mom told me about.  I guess this was a common occurrence or perhaps explains the fucked up names black kids started getting back in the 60's and 70's.
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I almost had a pregnant hoodrat sold on the name "LaTrine" but I just couldn't. I told her what the word meant before we parted ways.
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I almost had a pregnant hoodrat sold on the name "LaTrine" but I just couldn't. I told her what the word meant before we parted ways.

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That's what YOU think.


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I will gladly concede that the auto-maker was named after a girl, and thus indirectly the ones I have met were merely named after another girl...but how does that explain the Porsches and Cadillacs?
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Those aren't the names I think of when I think of 'ghetto', for the most part.  Also, I'm pretty sure that the 'Mercedes' I have met, were named after a model of car, not an abstract Spanish concept.

The car was named after a girl.

IIRC it was the daughter of one of their engineers.


Daughter of a French investor whose investment capital was necessary to get production going.

Daimler and Benz flipped a coin for which name would go along with Mercedes.

Daimler lost.


I will gladly concede that the auto-maker was named after a girl, and thus indirectly the ones I have met were merely named after another girl...but how does that explain the Porsches and Cadillacs?

Back in my cabbie days I had a fare who named her bastard "Diamante."

Yup, after the Mitsubishi.
Link Posted: 2/24/2015 10:24:28 PM EDT
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Back in my cabbie days I had a fare who named her bastard "Diamante."

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Why not?  

I recall seeing a guy on the Jerry Springer Show named Tercel.  

Yes, like a Toyota.
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That's what YOU think.


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I almost had a pregnant hoodrat sold on the name "LaTrine" but I just couldn't. I told her what the word meant before we parted ways.




That's what YOU think.



It was around 2000, too.
Link Posted: 2/24/2015 10:24:55 PM EDT
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Wife worked with someone named tinnitus.
Link Posted: 2/24/2015 10:25:41 PM EDT
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At the beginning of each school year when I get my new rosters I usually have a good aught reading them over
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Had a frequent flyer inmate at the jail named "Afro Spade XXXXXXX"



 
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Black Power movement / Nation of Islam / crusades seen as a white against black (brown) people atrocity.  Hence naming your child something the white man won't like.
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Black Power movement / Nation of Islam / crusades seen as a white against black (brown) people atrocity.  Hence naming your child something the white man won't like.


They're doing it right.  I can't stand idiotic names.

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So interested that you'd actually read the article? laquisha was the very first named covered.

Also, it seems like the article was more about trying to legitimize those BS names than trying to be informative.
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Article is false advertising.  Those are mostly ethnic names, many arabic names as already stated.

I'd be interested to know the meaning of real ghetto names like:

Laquisha
Levondrius
De4Shae
Shaniqua

I'm pretty sure they have no meaning and they are picked at random with some name generator or mixing up 3 or 4 syllables from a list.


So interested that you'd actually read the article? laquisha was the very first named covered.

Also, it seems like the article was more about trying to legitimize those BS names than trying to be informative.


Fair point, I had that paragraph blocked by noscript so I just saw the list of names.

I didn't know the meaning of any of those names before, and I don't think any of the 20 I would automatically associate with the ghetto.
Link Posted: 2/24/2015 10:35:01 PM EDT
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does not accounbt for shit literacy

My favorite was a girl named Fa -MAL - E spelled female
Link Posted: 2/24/2015 10:41:22 PM EDT
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I work with a female named T'KE yah.

I kid you not, its all one name pronounced takeeah.
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Why not?  



I recall seeing a guy on the Jerry Springer Show named Tercel.  



Yes, like a Toyota.

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Back in my cabbie days I had a fare who named her bastard "Diamante."



Yup, after the Mitsubishi.









Why not?  



I recall seeing a guy on the Jerry Springer Show named Tercel.  



Yes, like a Toyota.



"Tercel.  It means reliable."



Well at least it wasn't Sorento.  Can you imagine how pissed one would be after finding out they were named after a Kia?
 
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I was waiting for L'shaniquamella and Espn.

ETA - Espn is named after the sports channel ESPN. I found out about it when one of the ESPN radio shows reported a news story about parents who named their kids Espn. They had multiple examples and everyone on the show had the same opinion - WTF?
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Article is false advertising.  Those are mostly ethnic names, many arabic names as already stated.

I'd be interested to know the meaning of real ghetto names like:

Laquisha
Levondrius
De4Shae
Shaniqua

I'm pretty sure they have no meaning and they are picked at random with some name generator or mixing up 3 or 4 syllables from a list.
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I believe you hit the nail on the head
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"Tercel.  It means reliable."

Well at least it wasn't Sorento.  Can you imagine how pissed one would be after finding out they were named after a Kia?


 
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Back in my cabbie days I had a fare who named her bastard "Diamante."

Yup, after the Mitsubishi.




Why not?  

I recall seeing a guy on the Jerry Springer Show named Tercel.  

Yes, like a Toyota.

"Tercel.  It means reliable."

Well at least it wasn't Sorento.  Can you imagine how pissed one would be after finding out they were named after a Kia?


 


Hey, I could handle "el Dorado".



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My wife's mother is a 100% born in Mexico Mexican and her name is Mercedes so there might be something to the Spanish connection to the name.
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lol this.



true ghetto names are products, horribly misspelled uncommon names or some crazy shit like shakaluckakillwhiteycracker, i go by Tay or Shay.



 
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I will gladly concede that the auto-maker was named after a girl, and thus indirectly the ones I have met were merely named after another girl...but how does that explain the Porsches and Cadillacs?
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Those aren't the names I think of when I think of 'ghetto', for the most part.  Also, I'm pretty sure that the 'Mercedes' I have met, were named after a model of car, not an abstract Spanish concept.

The car was named after a girl.

IIRC it was the daughter of one of their engineers.


Daughter of a French investor whose investment capital was necessary to get production going.

Daimler and Benz flipped a coin for which name would go along with Mercedes.

Daimler lost.


I will gladly concede that the auto-maker was named after a girl, and thus indirectly the ones I have met were merely named after another girl...but how does that explain the Porsches and Cadillacs?


Cadillac. Got nothing for you,

Porsche though.... Could be Portia. Just sayin.
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Black Power movement / Nation of Islam / crusades seen as a white against black (brown) people atrocity.  Hence naming your child something the white man won't like.
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Black Power movement / Nation of Islam / crusades seen as a white against black (brown) people atrocity.  Hence naming your child something the white man won't like.

hope they aren't surprised when the "white man" wont hire them because their name is buffhonda
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Cadillac. Got nothing for you,

Porsche though.... Could be Portia. Just sayin.
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Those aren't the names I think of when I think of 'ghetto', for the most part.  Also, I'm pretty sure that the 'Mercedes' I have met, were named after a model of car, not an abstract Spanish concept.

The car was named after a girl.

IIRC it was the daughter of one of their engineers.


Daughter of a French investor whose investment capital was necessary to get production going.

Daimler and Benz flipped a coin for which name would go along with Mercedes.

Daimler lost.


I will gladly concede that the auto-maker was named after a girl, and thus indirectly the ones I have met were merely named after another girl...but how does that explain the Porsches and Cadillacs?


Cadillac. Got nothing for you,

Porsche though.... Could be Portia. Just sayin.



Actually, if you were from Detroit, Cadillac would be a fine, historic name.  

Assuming, of course, that you knew some history.
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