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Posted: 2/12/2015 7:41:49 PM EDT
Supposedly this think flashes lights on you which somehow relieves pain.

Link Posted: 2/12/2015 7:46:16 PM EDT
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It uses a special power called placebo.
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 7:47:23 PM EDT
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FPNI
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 7:47:23 PM EDT
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1st post and all that.
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 7:47:52 PM EDT
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Tom Cruise and the E-Meter Band endorse it!
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 7:48:52 PM EDT
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if it doesn't work, try some crystals.
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 7:49:24 PM EDT
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Works about as well as copper bracelets did.  



Then when people forgot all about those. They came out with bracelets with magnets in them.  






Link Posted: 2/12/2015 7:50:16 PM EDT
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Who the fuck makes that cheesy looking  piece of dog shit? Nintendo?
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 7:50:54 PM EDT
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Looks like one of those TASER Claymores
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 7:51:24 PM EDT
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I completely forgot about the copper bracelets - surefire cure right there.
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 7:51:46 PM EDT
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Fuckin' magnets
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 7:53:07 PM EDT
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The theatons hate the light....
 



ETA: It only works if you have a crystal in your ass.
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 7:57:09 PM EDT
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I wonder when a high dollar spokesman will get sued.

Link Posted: 2/12/2015 8:00:03 PM EDT
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A million internets to you, good sir.

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Link Posted: 2/12/2015 8:00:32 PM EDT
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That's a thing? where can one find these taser mines?
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 8:02:41 PM EDT
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That's a thing? where can one find these taser mines?


Link Posted: 2/12/2015 8:05:17 PM EDT
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Works as a handheld alien communication device as well.

Link Posted: 2/12/2015 8:06:18 PM EDT
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Also relieves the pain of carrying a full wallet....
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 8:12:06 PM EDT
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Infrared light therapy has been shown to relieve pain: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2539004/
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 8:12:41 PM EDT
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Hearing their radio commercials ad nauseum...and their claims of relieving pain in knee and shoulder joints....I had envisioned a curved brace made of willow wood.


Something like this, only with springy willow bolsters:





Who'd of thunk it...


Link Posted: 2/12/2015 8:13:21 PM EDT
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it generates heat.

the lights are IR feds that warm the tissue.

if you look at the display on the thing it clearly has a temp setting.
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 8:50:57 PM EDT
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People will believe anything, if they are sufficiently ignorant.
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 8:54:10 PM EDT
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Ah, yeah, that makes sense what they were trying to con people with. Although much cheaper ways to do that.
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 8:57:29 PM EDT
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I have a son in an Ortho residency.  No one brings a heat lamp to a knife fight.

Wait.....
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 9:25:56 PM EDT
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Placebo has been tested against every known malady and has demonstrated positive effects in nearly every case. The Merk pharmacological company has trademarked the name 'Sucrosa', and will be bringing the benefits of the ancient wonder drug to market as soon as a shape and color of the pill are finalized.
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 9:41:49 PM EDT
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There....Are....FOUR....Lights.

Link Posted: 2/12/2015 9:54:15 PM EDT
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Lights ...

Bwaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa


Magnets for the win!

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Link Posted: 2/13/2015 6:57:21 PM EDT
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Looks like one of those TASER Claymores


That's a thing? where can one find these taser mines?


http://youtu.be/XQanY8SxCfE


I just went from 6 to midnight
Link Posted: 2/13/2015 6:58:40 PM EDT
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I personally buy anything Chuck "Eyeliner" Woolery tells me to.  I mean he's on TV for chrissake.  He knows his stuff.
Link Posted: 2/13/2015 7:08:24 PM EDT
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1st post and all that.
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1st post and all that.

Link Posted: 2/13/2015 7:13:35 PM EDT
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It's about as useful as magnets.
Link Posted: 2/13/2015 7:20:41 PM EDT
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James Randi would declare it reeks of natural fertilizer.
Link Posted: 2/13/2015 7:22:46 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/13/2015 7:54:38 PM EDT
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MAGNETS HAVE POWERS!
Magnets create electricity, and Much, Much  MOAR.
Link Posted: 2/13/2015 8:04:18 PM EDT
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When that doesn't work you can go for Pyramid Power.
Link Posted: 2/13/2015 8:06:00 PM EDT
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In before the title change?

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Damn Spoon-heads...
Link Posted: 2/13/2015 8:39:25 PM EDT
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When that doesn't work you can go for Pyramid Power.
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if it doesn't work, try some crystals.


When that doesn't work you can go for Pyramid Power.


If it keeps my razors sharp , imagine what it could do for my neck pain and gout
Link Posted: 2/13/2015 8:56:33 PM EDT
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It cured my gayness, mostly.
Link Posted: 2/13/2015 9:29:20 PM EDT
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Is this a record for an un-moderated thread title?

Link Posted: 2/13/2015 10:31:29 PM EDT
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Mods are mesmerized by the lights.
Link Posted: 2/13/2015 10:33:35 PM EDT
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To be used in conjunction with healing crystals and magnetic bracelets.

Link Posted: 2/13/2015 10:40:55 PM EDT
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Hey, I think I can buy a really nice heating pad at Walmart or Target for under $40, the Willow Curve costs about $600 on Amazon.
Link Posted: 2/14/2015 4:06:38 PM EDT
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If it keeps my razors sharp , imagine what it could do for my neck pain and gout
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if it doesn't work, try some crystals.


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If it keeps my razors sharp , imagine what it could do for my neck pain and gout



I want to point it at my 193 stash to make it grow.
Link Posted: 2/14/2015 4:13:34 PM EDT
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I didn't think it was designed to be used on that area.
Link Posted: 2/14/2015 4:19:50 PM EDT
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If you put it on your junk it makes Enzyte look like sweet tarts...
Link Posted: 2/14/2015 4:26:32 PM EDT
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So I looked it up, 600 bucks?? Holy shit.

Just get yourself a TENS unit dude.
Link Posted: 2/14/2015 4:38:29 PM EDT
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Helps if you have an imbalance due to a fat wallet shoving one butt cheek higher than the other.
Link Posted: 2/14/2015 4:41:29 PM EDT
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To be used in conjunction with healing crystals and magnetic bracelets.

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to say nothing of..........









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