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Posted: 2/1/2015 6:56:28 PM EDT
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[#1]
How did you get up there?

Wasn't easy.
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 6:59:07 PM EDT
[#2]
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[#3]
You will come out no more!!!
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 7:01:23 PM EDT
[#4]

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[#5]
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[#6]
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[#7]
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[#8]
I heard you were dead.
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 7:08:39 PM EDT
[#9]
I'm a reasonable guy. But, I've just experienced some very unreasonable things
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 7:08:54 PM EDT
[#10]
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[#11]
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Wrong movie.
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 7:10:55 PM EDT
[#12]
Wind, fire, all that kind of thing!
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 7:12:19 PM EDT
[#13]
Oh, my god, no. Please! What is that? Don't tell me!
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 7:12:47 PM EDT
[#14]

Nothin or double,!!
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 7:13:49 PM EDT
[#15]
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[#16]
It's all in the reflexes.
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 7:15:31 PM EDT
[#17]
Come on Jack, double or nothing...
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 7:19:54 PM EDT
[#18]
Black blood of the earth.
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 7:21:03 PM EDT
[#19]
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You mean oil.
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 7:23:07 PM EDT
[#20]
The check is in the mail
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 7:26:19 PM EDT
[#21]
I've got a real positive feeling about this.
I'm not afraid or anything.
I'm feeling kind of invincible.
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 7:29:09 PM EDT
[#22]
The truth Jack? I can take it.
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 7:31:39 PM EDT
[#23]
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You mean oil.
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You mean oil.

I mean black blood of the Earth.
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 7:32:13 PM EDT
[#24]
Have you paid your dues Jack?
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 7:33:40 PM EDT
[#25]
the check's in the mail
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 7:34:53 PM EDT
[#26]
What?! What will come out no more?!
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 7:36:28 PM EDT
[#27]
Shut up, Mr. Burton! You are not brought upon this world to get it!
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 8:12:52 PM EDT
[#28]
You just listen to the ol' Pork Chop Express & take his advice on a dark & stormy night when the lightning crashes & the thunder roars & the rain's coming down in sheets as thick as lead, when some eight-foot-tall lunatic raps the back of your favorite head against a bar-room wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if you've pain your dues. "Have you paid your dues, Jack?"
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 8:18:16 PM EDT
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[#30]
Henry Swanson's my name, and excitement's my game.
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 8:56:04 PM EDT
[#31]
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 9:02:29 PM EDT
[#32]
I'm gonna tell you about my truck, and I DON'T wanna hear "act of God"!
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 9:09:54 PM EDT
[#33]
There have been others, to be sure. There are always others, are there not? You seem to be one who knows the difficulties between men and women. How seldom it works out.

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I remember getting that just to have it. Awesome reference to an awesome movie.
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 9:31:29 PM EDT
[#35]
I'm actually impressed they got James Hong to do this.

Link Posted: 2/1/2015 9:32:19 PM EDT
[#36]
Might as well get it out of the way:





ETA: Dang, beat by 50 seconds!  
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 9:39:01 PM EDT
[#37]
Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 9:40:42 PM EDT
[#38]
---> ...
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 9:42:39 PM EDT
[#39]
You know what ol' Jack Burton says at a time like this?
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 9:43:52 PM EDT
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Who?
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 9:44:26 PM EDT
[#41]
I got one from SKD tactical!  

Ohh, wait...
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 9:45:41 PM EDT
[#42]
Why are you dressed like that?
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 9:46:03 PM EDT
[#43]
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Who?
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Who?


Jack Burton -- me.
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 9:47:56 PM EDT
[#44]
I have a real positive feeling about this.
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 9:50:22 PM EDT
[#45]
Everybody relax, I'm here.
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 10:01:09 PM EDT
[#46]
Hollow? Hollow! Fuck it!!

Link Posted: 2/1/2015 10:01:51 PM EDT
[#47]
That movie made me want a Tech-9 and a big old straw Hat!
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 10:06:05 PM EDT
[#48]
I had to play the Raiden character in Mortal Combat because of that movie.
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 10:09:40 PM EDT
[#49]
Chinese stand off
Link Posted: 2/1/2015 10:18:53 PM EDT
[#50]

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye, and asks you if you paid your dues; you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have you paid your dues, Jack? Yes sir, the check Is in the mail
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