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Posted: 1/29/2015 9:35:30 PM EDT
Mine:  walking out the door to pick the wife up at the airport. Locked myself out of the house. Sitting outside waiting on the locksmith as the car keys are with the house keys.

God damn life would be a lot easier if I didnt have a chronic case of being a fuck up.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 9:39:44 PM EDT
[#1]
Theres a spot in Lincolnton where theres a 4 way stoplight, and a bridge a few yards up 27 into town. Bridge is one lane atm with construction. Traffic into town is stopped when I roll up, dumbass bitch infront of me stops 3 car lengths behind the last car in line, thus leaving me in the middle of the now red intersection. Just my luck, a cop comes down the road, lights me up and tickets me.











Fuck you you fuckass fucking whore bitch fucker motherfucker COW.

 
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 9:40:56 PM EDT
[#2]
Came home from SHOT Show this weekend to a very wet basement.....
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 9:41:36 PM EDT
[#3]
I hooked up the scanner to my wife's car. P0441, P0442, P0446 EVAP system issue and I have to take off one of the rear driveshafts to check the vapor pressure sensor. Fuck that. I'll do it Saturday.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 9:42:11 PM EDT
[#4]
Cooked up some steak and crab tonight, forgot the beer in the fridge. FML
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 9:42:37 PM EDT
[#5]
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Theres a spot in Lincolnton where theres a 4 way stoplight, and a bridge a few yards up 27 into town. Bridge is one lane atm with construction. Traffic into town is stopped when I roll up, dumbass bitch infront of me stops 3 car lengths behind the last car in line, thus leaving me in the middle of the now red intersection. Just my luck, a cop comes down the road, lights me up and tickets me.


Fuck you you fuckass fucking whore bitch fucker motherfucker COW.
 
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Link Posted: 1/29/2015 9:43:08 PM EDT
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I was bowling practicing for a tournament this weekend, and left a 10 pin in the 10th frame for a 299. One pin from perfection.



Sorry, that's as shitty as my day got. Tomorrow? Probably lose a testicle in a gun-cleaning incident, but today was alright.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 9:43:53 PM EDT
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Mine:  walking out the door to pick the wife up at the airport. Locked myself out of the house. Sitting outside waiting on the locksmith as the car keys are with the house keys.

God damn life would be a lot easier if I didnt have a chronic case of being a fuck up.
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I have these.


Link Posted: 1/29/2015 9:44:21 PM EDT
[#8]
Lost my job.

Newborn daughter, first house I paid for with my money, first car, house full of cool shit.

Probably gonna lose it all.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 9:45:44 PM EDT
[#9]
Went to my job of 4+ years and got laid off due to our continuing drought.
Managing lakes and marinas can be kinda tough when there is no rain/snow to fill the lakes. Hopefully we get some great storms shortly but I'm not holding my breath.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 9:45:56 PM EDT
[#10]
My 20 year old niece's cancer is back after super aggressive chemo / radiation and in her liver and bones.  Also, my 72 year old mother looks to have "something" near her pituitary gland. I found all this out in a half hour span this afternoon.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 9:46:10 PM EDT
[#11]
I have to bid a 7,000sq. ft. construction project by Monday that has 700 pages of specs. 10 pages per sq. ft. WTF OVER?!?!?!?!?


ETA: I should also mention I just got the specs this morning
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 9:46:15 PM EDT
[#12]
Wife and I both have the flu with shakes, chills, head & body aches etc. It hurts to put clothes on.  Both the 4 and 1 y/o get projectile from both ends this AM.  Only blessing is our 4 y/o missed the new wool carpet .  
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 9:46:24 PM EDT
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I was bowling practicing for a tournament this weekend, and left a 10 pin in the 10th frame for a 299. One pin from perfection.

Sorry, that's as shitty as my day got. Tomorrow? Probably lose a testicle in a gun-cleaning incident, but today was alright.
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That fucking pin will haunt you until the day you die!





Sounds like white people problems.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 9:50:54 PM EDT
[#14]
A couple of these posts made me realize I've got nothing to complain about....
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 9:51:36 PM EDT
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I have to bid a 7,000sq. ft. construction project by Monday that has 700 pages of specs. 10 pages per sq. ft. WTF OVER?!?!?!?!?





ETA: I should also mention I just got the specs this morning
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That's 10 sq. ft. per page....





...good luck with the bid.



 
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 9:52:09 PM EDT
[#16]
I have to take my dog to the vet at 9:30 in the morning to have him put down.  He has been a great little dog.  I am sick about it.  
Have had him 13 years.  
FML
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 9:52:45 PM EDT
[#17]
Today's recap:

Waiting to hear back for a labor intensive fedex package sorting job.  Must sort 900 packages an hour.  I hope I get the job.  $18/hr.  I hold a masters degree in business admin and I'm trying to not get disqualified from getting this job for having too much education because I need the money.  Maxed out a CC.  Got invited out to an upper middle class white people bar.  Ordered 1 beer at $10.  Drank water mostly.  Didn't eat there because it was too expensive.  Eating my microwavable mix of a can of tuna, canned beans, and hot sauce right now.  Tried to deadlift 135lbs in the garage today.  20 degrees outside.  Heard a vertebrae audibly pop.

I hope that I die soon and come back as a piece of driftwood.  

All in all an OK day.  I've had worse.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 9:54:13 PM EDT
[#18]
Had a whipple procedure done two weeks ago to remove cancer from the bile duct within the head of my pancreas. I lost 25-30 lbs (muscle), now I think I pulled a muscle in my chest from getting out of bed. Actually very optimistic about life no matter what. I guess I'm more like, Fuck Yeah Life.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 9:54:36 PM EDT
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Lost my job.

Newborn daughter, first house I paid for with my money, first car, house full of cool shit.

Probably gonna lose it all.
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Wow. You win...

Fuck.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 9:54:49 PM EDT
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That fucking pin will haunt you until the day you die!




Sounds like white people problems.
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I was bowling practicing for a tournament this weekend, and left a 10 pin in the 10th frame for a 299. One pin from perfection.



Sorry, that's as shitty as my day got. Tomorrow? Probably lose a testicle in a gun-cleaning incident, but today was alright.







That fucking pin will haunt you until the day you die!




Sounds like white people problems.




 
I've bowled several 299's, so I'm used to it. I had 3 or 4 before I got my first 300 in sanctioned play, so I know the pain of that motherfucker standing there flipping me off.




11 strikes and a good pocket hit is a good day, tho, I can't complain - some people in this thread have real problems.




My wife lost her job earlier this week, so I guess that counts a little.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 9:55:12 PM EDT
[#21]
Not today but monday started off pretty shitty.  

Baby is due in a few days.
Lost my job monday morning.  
Had a new job a few minutes later so its all good.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 9:55:46 PM EDT
[#22]
I think I may need a new furnace.  


Dammit.

Going to see if I can get someone to look at it tomorrow.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 9:56:39 PM EDT
[#23]
Last week my father was diagnosed with metastatic prostate and bone cancer, my SWMBO's last surviving grandparent passed away, and today my friend and boss called me to tell me he'd been fired.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 9:59:20 PM EDT
[#24]
Smashed my hand pretty good today.

Link Posted: 1/29/2015 10:03:01 PM EDT
[#25]
Started a new job a few months ago. Money and benefits stink compared to what I was told. Started listing shit for sale as we speak. Trying to figure out the value of a S&W model 17 no dash with the original grips on it. Id say around 80%.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 10:04:05 PM EDT
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Lost my job.

Newborn daughter, first house I paid for with my money, first car, house full of cool shit.

Probably gonna lose it all.
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Do you own any of the stuff or house?



Link Posted: 1/29/2015 10:06:14 PM EDT
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That's 10 sq. ft. per page....


...good luck with the bid.
 
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I have to bid a 7,000sq. ft. construction project by Monday that has 700 pages of specs. 10 pages per sq. ft. WTF OVER?!?!?!?!?


ETA: I should also mention I just got the specs this morning
That's 10 sq. ft. per page....


...good luck with the bid.
 



Link Posted: 1/29/2015 10:06:23 PM EDT
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Started a new job a few months ago. Money and benefits stink compared to what I was told. Started listing shit for sale as we speak. Trying to figure out the value of a S&W model 17 no dash with the original grips on it. Id say around 80%.
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$400-$500 if it's 80% seems to be going rate.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 10:09:15 PM EDT
[#29]
The two feet of snow this area received on Tuesday has not yet melted (yes, I am impatient) and has resulted in no school since then...including tomorrow.



Monday, another 8-12 inches is expected.












Link Posted: 1/29/2015 10:10:13 PM EDT
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I drove 190 miles to buy a truck that turned out to be a scam. Fictitious company at a real address, legit looking website with a phone number.  All bullshit, the truck doesn't exist.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 10:10:34 PM EDT
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I hooked up the scanner to my wife's car. P0441, P0442, P0446 EVAP system issue and I have to take off one of the rear driveshafts to check the vapor pressure sensor. Fuck that. I'll do it Saturday.
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Gas cap okay?
Was problem on Wife's Impala.
ETA_ See it's a Toyota code.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 10:11:40 PM EDT
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My wife had her third car accident since October last night. We just got the car back from the shop 10 days ago and a deer ran into her on the way home last night. Scored a big piece of hide, but no venison.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 10:12:18 PM EDT
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I have to bid a 7,000sq. ft. construction project by Monday that has 700 pages of specs. 10 pages per sq. ft. WTF OVER?!?!?!?!?


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Oh, come on....you're just going to square foot it anyways!



Link Posted: 1/29/2015 10:12:30 PM EDT
[#34]
Got to hear my geriatric, senile, bed ridden mother talk about "playing with herself" and hiring a fireman to come over and "clean her out with his big hose".  FML.  
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 10:14:46 PM EDT
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Got to hear my geriatric, senile, bed ridden mother talk about "playing with herself" and hiring a fireman to come over and "clean her out with his big hose".  FML.  
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Thats fucking rough dude. you win.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 10:14:53 PM EDT
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I have to bid a 7,000sq. ft. construction project by Monday that has 700 pages of specs. 10 pages per sq. ft. WTF OVER?!?!?!?!?


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LOL

I sure hope your math is better on your bid



Link Posted: 1/29/2015 10:15:29 PM EDT
[#37]
Pulmonary specialist told me I have the signs of long term untreated asthma today.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 10:17:54 PM EDT
[#38]
Just got back from a one day out, one day back work trip. 13 hour day and going in to work tomorrow on my off day. Scheduled to be off every other Friday and haven't had one off in 14 weeks. No OT for any of it, nada.

Such is life.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 10:23:13 PM EDT
[#39]
Damn you guys are depressing me

I've got a cold. My nose hurts.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 10:25:45 PM EDT
[#40]
Headed to work a 4, realized I forgot to take my slippers off and put my boots on. Get on the highway and the gas light comes on, have to backtrack back home for fuel. Finishing off the day building forms for shot crete, look down a row of columns and realize they're all on the wrong side. Long day today.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 10:28:22 PM EDT
[#41]
Small compared to some, but:

Wife worked from home to stay with daughter, proceeded to tell me how stressful it was. Then told me she went to a consignment sale which was more stress. Came home to a wife bitching at me right when I walked in the door to get my kid who had been in her crib crying for an hour so the wife could do more work uninterrupted. Can't find the plug to charge the dust buster and of course it's my fault, so she bitched more and wouldn't tell me what she was thinking because it was better than saying it. And I'm the asshole in the marriage .
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 10:29:18 PM EDT
[#42]
I did my taxes tonight.

Link Posted: 1/29/2015 10:36:24 PM EDT
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The two feet of snow this area received on Tuesday has not yet melted (yes, I am impatient) and has resulted in no school since then...including tomorrow.



Monday, another 8-12 inches is expected.











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Feel free to send that 8-12 this way!

 
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 10:37:36 PM EDT
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That's 10 sq. ft. per page....


...good luck with the bid.
 
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I have to bid a 7,000sq. ft. construction project by Monday that has 700 pages of specs. 10 pages per sq. ft. WTF OVER?!?!?!?!?


ETA: I should also mention I just got the specs this morning
That's 10 sq. ft. per page....


...good luck with the bid.
 


Yep, I'm fried.   out of
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 10:39:14 PM EDT
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Hmmmm.....where do I start.
Found out I'm allergic to corn and milk
Transferred 19,000 to my wife/ex-wife for her half of the equity in our house
Had a huge blow up when I confronted my daughter about her about doing pills again (have proof of the pills in her room) while she just keeps lying to my face.
FML is correct!!
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 10:40:42 PM EDT
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This.

Good luck guys
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 10:42:18 PM EDT
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A couple of these posts made me realize I've got nothing to complain about....
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Yeah...

My big one is that I had a colonoscopy today....

But I've got my job, my health, and a beautiful loving wife.  I've got nothing to complain about.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 10:44:44 PM EDT
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Mine:  walking out the door to pick the wife up at the airport. Locked myself out of the house. Sitting outside waiting on the locksmith as the car keys are with the house keys.

God damn life would be a lot easier if I didnt have a chronic case of being a fuck up.
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You should have a hide-a-key for both your home and your car.   WTF, dude?

Link Posted: 1/29/2015 10:45:47 PM EDT
[#49]
I could find something to complain about, but I don't think I have anything worthy in comparison.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 10:49:36 PM EDT
[#50]
Found out that one of my customers dogs is being put down in 2 weeks after she finishes bite quarantine. Fucked up her owners face, brain tumor is what the vet found.

Sucks hard, I walked her every day for almost 6 months last year when her owner had open heart surgery. Her owner is scared of her now, but doesn't want her to die alone, and asked if I'd be with her when she gets euthanized.

Her dog is younger than both of mine, so it really is rough for me that I'm going to be doing that in a couple weeks.
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