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Posted: 1/29/2015 5:47:34 PM EDT
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WTF is a shoppette? Small PX shop, usually accompanied by a gas station. Back in the late 90's, they used to sell alcohol 24 hours a day. At least the one 150 yards behind my housing area on Ft. Hood did. Wow, within crawling distance! And I crawled or stumbled a few times down there when we ran out of stuff to drink. 
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Posted: 1/29/2015 5:50:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Shoulda run em over. What kinda fucking self indulgent pig walks down the middle of the road This. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 5:51:43 PM EDT
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To atone for the myriad spelling mistakes, poor punctuation and word invention, I think you should also draw a picture of the POG CUNTS in question. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 5:55:19 PM EDT
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To atone for the myriad spelling mistakes, poor punctuation and word invention, I think you should also draw a picture of the POG CUNTS in question. This is going to take awhile.... |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 5:56:28 PM EDT
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So I'm on my lunch break and I'm driving to the shoppette when I notice two female's in full kit with there m16's walking in the middle of the road. Suttle uv you two notice. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 5:58:28 PM EDT
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WTF is a shoppette? OP is a douche canoe for using the word "shoppette." |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 5:58:47 PM EDT
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To atone for the myriad spelling mistakes, poor punctuation and word invention, I think you should also draw a picture of the POG CUNTS in question. This is going to take awhile.... OP is going to run out of MS paint |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 6:13:32 PM EDT
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To atone for the myriad spelling mistakes, poor punctuation and word invention, I think you should also draw a picture of the POG CUNTS in question. This is going to take awhile.... OP is going to run out of MS paint  " />
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Posted: 1/29/2015 6:19:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/29/2015 6:44:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: OP is a douche canoe for using the word "shoppette." Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: WTF is a shoppette? OP is a douche canoe for using the word "shoppette."  |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 6:46:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/29/2015 6:48:50 PM EDT
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just so you know, that's what it's called http://www.halff.com/i/services/federal/AAFES_Shoppettes_2web.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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WTF is a shoppette? OP is a douche canoe for using the word "shoppette." http://www.halff.com/i/services/federal/AAFES_Shoppettes_2web.jpg Correct me if I'm wrong (not the best monitor), but I'm seeing "Stop-N-Rob." 
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Posted: 1/29/2015 6:51:30 PM EDT
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If you knocked them over, you would taught them a lesson to use the sidewalk and gotten two free M-16s.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 6:52:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Correct me if I'm wrong (not the best monitor), but I'm seeing "Stop-N-Rob." Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: WTF is a shoppette? OP is a douche canoe for using the word "shoppette." http://www.halff.com/i/services/federal/AAFES_Shoppettes_2web.jpg Correct me if I'm wrong (not the best monitor), but I'm seeing "Stop-N-Rob." There is one outside the Clear Creek exit at Fort Hood, though, that anyone could drive up to.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 6:53:26 PM EDT
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What's your rank and what was their's? That usually was what I based my decisions on. This. Also no pics of fat pog cunts, or the shoppette in mspaint. Massive fail, but I still voted "Fuck those cunts" because, well, fuck those cunts. 
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Posted: 1/29/2015 7:01:08 PM EDT
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They were just minding their own business preparing for RANGER school and OP just HAD to be a dick!
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Posted: 1/29/2015 7:04:00 PM EDT
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If you have to ask..................
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Posted: 1/29/2015 7:05:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryIs that Knish? |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 7:31:45 PM EDT
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Clearly this was on base since you referenced Shoppette.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 7:56:40 PM EDT
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Clearly this was on base since you referenced Shoppette. Their guilt will be determined strictly based on whether they were wearing PT belts or not. They were... |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 7:58:51 PM EDT
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It should've happened around 1700 so you could see the fat 88M's scamper into the shoppette as soon as retreat started to sound off.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 8:01:00 PM EDT
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It should've happened around 1700 so you could see the fat 88M's waddle into the shoppette as soon as retreat started to sound off. FIFY.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 8:04:31 PM EDT
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Maybe they were brushing their teeth in a rapid up and down motion....Troop.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 8:06:43 PM EDT
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FIFY.
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It should've happened around 1700 so you could see the fat 88M's waddle into the shoppette as soon as retreat started to sound off. FIFY.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 8:07:02 PM EDT
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Maybe they were brushing their teeth in a rapid up and down motion....Troop. Hamburger Hill? |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 8:08:21 PM EDT
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Maybe they were brushing their teeth in a rapid up and down motion....Troop. Hamburger Hill? Yep. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 8:22:34 PM EDT
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Missed your chance to pull the ol' Mick Dundee on them...
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Posted: 1/29/2015 10:18:54 PM EDT
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Your're a douche for 2 reasons:
1. You used the word "kit" appropriate military slang for the two land whales worn equipment is "full battle rattle" or "field and steel" get it right..I smoked my guys for saying "kit" 2. Regardless of what rank they are or you are, if they are two soldiers on a road march they should move to the far right side of the road to allow for the normal passage of traffic especially if its going on 1700. The fact that you did not pull around them and correct them shows your total lack of military discipline or balls. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 10:36:29 PM EDT
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Depends... How many reflector belts were they wearing. Lol
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Posted: 1/30/2015 3:16:16 AM EDT
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Depends... How many reflector belts were they wearing. Lol In the meanwhile.... 
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Posted: 1/30/2015 10:49:22 AM EDT
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Your're a douche for 2 reasons: 1. You used the word "kit" appropriate military slang for the two land whales worn equipment is "full battle rattle" or "field and steel" get it right..I smoked my guys for saying "kit" 2. Regardless of what rank they are or you are, if they are two soldiers on a road march they should move to the far right side of the road to allow for the normal passage of traffic especially if its going on 1700. The fact that you did not pull around them and correct them shows your total lack of military discipline or balls. You sound like one of those types that get super pissed if someone wear's an IR flag on the front of there vest.
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Posted: 1/30/2015 10:51:07 AM EDT
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All of the individuals in this situation behaved poorly.
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Posted: 1/30/2015 10:55:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: "Shopette???" you're not from Texas, you're from Canada aren't you? Someone doesn't US military.... and OP...why the fuck were they road marching in the middle of the road? No sidewalk? No grass on the side of the road (or...gravel since you're in TX...). They were fucked up...two people does not a formation make....they need to get their asses out of the road. Now....if it was a squad or platoon+ marching together...that's a whole other thing. But two random fucks? Get off the road. |
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Posted: 1/30/2015 11:03:04 AM EDT
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Someone doesn't US military.... and OP...why the fuck were they road marching in the middle of the road? No sidewalk? No grass on the side of the road (or...gravel since you're in TX...). They were fucked up...two people does not a formation make....they need to get their asses out of the road. Now....if it was a squad or platoon+ marching together...that's a whole other thing. But two random fucks? Get off the road. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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"Shopette???" you're not from Texas, you're from Canada aren't you? Someone doesn't US military.... and OP...why the fuck were they road marching in the middle of the road? No sidewalk? No grass on the side of the road (or...gravel since you're in TX...). They were fucked up...two people does not a formation make....they need to get their asses out of the road. Now....if it was a squad or platoon+ marching together...that's a whole other thing. But two random fucks? Get off the road. They had the entirety of Ft.hood to walk on, I guess they just wanted to be snooty bitch's. |
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Posted: 1/30/2015 11:10:42 AM EDT
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http://<a href=http://i1369.photobucket.com/albums/ag222/Ryokai88/lol%202_zps5tgogqtn.png</a>" /> Best I can do with a mousepad and .gov computer Quote HistoryQuoted:
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To atone for the myriad spelling mistakes, poor punctuation and word invention, I think you should also draw a picture of the POG CUNTS in question. This is going to take awhile.... OP is going to run out of MS paint http://<a href=http://i1369.photobucket.com/albums/ag222/Ryokai88/lol%202_zps5tgogqtn.png</a>" /> Best I can do with a mousepad and .gov computer I see you included PT belts. Your CSM will be pleased. |
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Posted: 1/30/2015 11:17:13 AM EDT
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http://<a href=http://i1369.photobucket.com/albums/ag222/Ryokai88/lol%202_zps5tgogqtn.png</a>" /> Best I can do with a mousepad and .gov computer Quote HistoryQuoted:
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To atone for the myriad spelling mistakes, poor punctuation and word invention, I think you should also draw a picture of the POG CUNTS in question. This is going to take awhile.... OP is going to run out of MS paint http://<a href=http://i1369.photobucket.com/albums/ag222/Ryokai88/lol%202_zps5tgogqtn.png</a>" /> Best I can do with a mousepad and .gov computer You are posting on ARF using a .gov computer? 
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Posted: 1/30/2015 11:19:14 AM EDT
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Sometimes being able to roll a bunch of coal comes in handy.
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Posted: 1/30/2015 11:22:59 AM EDT
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And you are a douche for eating lunch at the Shopette. AAFES Always Fucks Every Soldier  I was only there for a rockstar, The rockstar makes you the douche canoe. Amp all the way! |
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Posted: 1/30/2015 11:25:14 AM EDT
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If they were really open carrying an M16 you should have ran their a$$ over. Freaking hate open carry losers
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Posted: 1/30/2015 11:35:29 AM EDT
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If they were really open carrying an M16 you should have ran their a$$ over. Freaking hate open carry losers Is reading comprehension not taught in schools anymore? 
OP is referring to active duty enlisted soldiers, on a military post. That being said - their slow asses should be on the right side of the road, not impeding vehicle traffic. Two lone fatties in full-battle-rattle on a road march out of formation? Probably being punished for being fuckups... |
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Posted: 1/30/2015 11:51:25 AM EDT
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They should have gotten the fuck out of the way.
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Posted: 1/30/2015 11:55:07 AM EDT
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The rockstar makes you the douche canoe. Amp all the way! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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And you are a douche for eating lunch at the Shopette. AAFES Always Fucks Every Soldier I was only there for a rockstar, The rockstar makes you the douche canoe. Amp all the way! I thought Rip It was the HSLD energy drink now. |
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Posted: 1/30/2015 11:56:06 AM EDT
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If they didn't have road guards they're out of line.
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Posted: 1/30/2015 11:57:43 AM EDT
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I thought Rip It was the HSLD energy drink now. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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And you are a douche for eating lunch at the Shopette. AAFES Always Fucks Every Soldier I was only there for a rockstar, The rockstar makes you the douche canoe. Amp all the way! I thought Rip It was the HSLD energy drink now. Only downrange. There's some debate between Monster and Rockstar when in garrison. Rockstar has always tasted like "redbull and vodka with Donner Kebab" vomit to me, so I go Monster. There are many who haven't drank to extreme excess at German strip clubs who don't know that taste, and they go straight to Rockstar. |
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Posted: 1/30/2015 12:06:19 PM EDT
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I thought Rip It was the HSLD energy drink now. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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And you are a douche for eating lunch at the Shopette. AAFES Always Fucks Every Soldier I was only there for a rockstar, The rockstar makes you the douche canoe. Amp all the way! I thought Rip It was the HSLD energy drink now. RipIts are a little harder to find where I'm at now, but I drank them all the time overseas. Hmm, now I need to find some RipIts. |
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Posted: 1/30/2015 12:07:35 PM EDT
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RipIts are a little harder to find where I'm at now, but I drank them all the time overseas. Hmm, now I need to find some RipIts. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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And you are a douche for eating lunch at the Shopette. AAFES Always Fucks Every Soldier I was only there for a rockstar, The rockstar makes you the douche canoe. Amp all the way! I thought Rip It was the HSLD energy drink now. RipIts are a little harder to find where I'm at now, but I drank them all the time overseas. Hmm, now I need to find some RipIts. They're always in the commissary. Usually $1 for a 16 oz can. |
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Posted: 1/30/2015 12:16:57 PM EDT
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I like how your vehicle is sky blue.
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Posted: 1/30/2015 3:39:30 PM EDT
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I like how your vehicle is sky blue. I'm glad someone noticed.
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Posted: 1/30/2015 3:47:43 PM EDT
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You didn't run them over, backup over their mangled bodies, and run them over a third time.
Yep, you earned the Douche Canoe First Class. |
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Posted: 1/30/2015 3:49:45 PM EDT
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Shoulda run em over. What kinda fucking self indulgent pig walks down the middle of the road a question best answered by a young man from ferguson, mo. I think his name was mike....something.
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