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Posted: 1/29/2015 2:07:25 PM EDT
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I dated a model for a while. She was not a SUPER model, but she was seen in various catalogs of the 80s. She would have to go to California and shoot for a few weeks, she did underwear, and clothes for Sears, JC Penney and some lesser known brands. Perfect figure and had blue eyes and Auburn hair.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 5:26:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm the only guy in the world who can make Linda Lovelace gag. Not anymore  |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 7:38:25 PM EDT
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I was an actor for many years. There's a couple of ladies everyone here would know, and many have fapped to. One was on Saved By the Bell, one in a Mel Gibson film. One I turned down happens to be one of the craziest actresses in history (a hint: Harrison Ford costar)...and also one of the hottest (of the 80s mind you). They are just like everyone else...they want to be loved, just like you and me. Those days are long gone now...which is not a bad thing. You banged screetch  Melody Rodgers, maybe? What a GILF! Nope. Crazier! And her eyes show it. No. I will give another hint. She starred in a film with Costner as well. That should make it very obvious! I wish I had a shot at Lark Voorhees. That chick was crazy too!!! No, this one was also in Doogie Houser... In before Mario Lopez...you bastards! That guy tried to fuck anyone and everyone on the set. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 7:54:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/29/2015 7:55:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/29/2015 8:19:42 PM EDT
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Must have been his neigh---bor.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 8:46:35 PM EDT
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Dude! Colleen Ann Fitzpatrick is still soooooo HAWT. 
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Front woman for an Indie band who later went on to have a successful career on her own. No, I'm not saying who. It was one time, post-show, I was lucky enough to score tickets and an invite to a party back at her hotel as she was involved with a public policy initiative I was working on when I was in the state senate as a committee director. We drank too much, screwed around, and her assistant was kind enough to send me home in her limo. I was 25, young, dumb, and full of cum. I tried to get in touch with her, but not surprisingly I never heard back from her. Other than that, just a couple of mid-level female politicians who were screwing around on their husbands with a boy toy senate staffer. None of them were anything to write home about, but if you were in your mid 20s getting seduced by some not so terrible looking 40 something female legislators, a state Supreme Court judge, and a Lt. Governor, you might let it go to your head and think with the wrong one. None of them were hot by any stretch, although they were not un attractive, it was totally about the power and influence of who they were. I'm in my40's now and realize I was doing some pretty awful things back then. I'm glad I am out of politics for the most part, it totally fucks with your sense of right and wrong. I really don't like who I was back then, and many of the things I had done - especially the dalliances with married women. My values were totally buggered, love had nothing to do with it.i had no respect for them, much less myself. So I guess the above is more of a confession than bragging. Dude! Colleen Ann Fitzpatrick is still soooooo HAWT.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 9:13:03 PM EDT
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Nope. Crazier! And her eyes show it.was she recently on Dancing with the Stars? No. I will give another hint. She starred in a film with Costner as well. That should make it very obvious! I wish I had a shot at Lark Voorhees. That chick was crazy too!!! No, this one was also in Doogie Houser... In before Mario Lopez...you bastards! That guy tried to fuck anyone and everyone on the set. Sean Young, FTW? |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 9:20:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No. I will give another hint. She starred in a film with Costner as well. That should make it very obvious! I wish I had a shot at Lark Voorhees. That chick was crazy too!!! No, this one was also in Doogie Houser... In before Mario Lopez...you bastards! That guy tried to fuck anyone and everyone on the set. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I was an actor for many years. There's a couple of ladies everyone here would know, and many have fapped to. One was on Saved By the Bell, one in a Mel Gibson film. One I turned down happens to be one of the craziest actresses in history (a hint: Harrison Ford costar)...and also one of the hottest (of the 80s mind you). They are just like everyone else...they want to be loved, just like you and me. Those days are long gone now...which is not a bad thing. You banged screetch Melody Rodgers, maybe? What a GILF! Nope. Crazier! And her eyes show it. No. I will give another hint. She starred in a film with Costner as well. That should make it very obvious! I wish I had a shot at Lark Voorhees. That chick was crazy too!!! No, this one was also in Doogie Houser... In before Mario Lopez...you bastards! That guy tried to fuck anyone and everyone on the set. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 9:27:41 PM EDT
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my last GF apparently "knew everybody" lol
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Posted: 1/29/2015 9:40:55 PM EDT
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I fucked The Judds.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 9:44:04 PM EDT
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I dated a model for a while. She was not a SUPER model, but she was seen in various catalogs of the 80s. She would have to go to California and shoot for a few weeks, she did underwear, and clothes for Sears, JC Penney and some lesser known brands. Perfect figure and had blue eyes and Auburn hair. Sears catalogs from the 80s? Yeah, I surely fapped to her picture.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 10:12:55 PM EDT
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I turned down a future Playboy centerfold.
she was mostly a lot of fun to be around, but she just pissed me off one night and I just dropped the whole thing. I stayed friendly with her, but she was just more trouble than she was worth. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 10:25:41 PM EDT
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Permit me, if you will, to summarize this thread so far.
She lives in Canada. Met her at Niagara Falls. You wouldn't know her. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 10:27:13 PM EDT
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I'm the only guy in the world who can make Linda Lovelace gag. Stop sending her your picture That is funny. 
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Posted: 1/29/2015 10:30:08 PM EDT
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TRG
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Posted: 1/29/2015 10:30:33 PM EDT
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nothing impressive. prior to our relationship, my first serious GF had a small recurring role on 'murphy brown', and bit parts in a couple of movies.
that's as close to fame as my cock has gotten, i'm afraid. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 10:35:40 PM EDT
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A woman who was in Playboy 3 times. We were engaged, but thankfully I broke it off early. She was crazy in bed, but also crazy in general....and not typical crazy like you might think. No, I'm not giving a name and don't care if you believe me or not.
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Posted: 1/30/2015 12:22:15 AM EDT
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back in my mini truck days,I spent a couple nights at a truck run with the editor(yes a female
) of truckin magazinelots of alcohol and easy girls,those were good days  had a friend that was a bouncer at "The Holiday" a strip club in socal and got to have stripper sex a couple of times  |
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Posted: 1/30/2015 12:29:03 AM EDT
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Kate Upton, Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson and Alessandra Ambrosio. They were all meh. I dumped them for hotter chicks. They call me from time to time to hookup, but I don't have much extra time these days. Admitting you have the herp on a public forum isn't the best idea.  Also, how did Jeter's cock taste? 
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Posted: 1/30/2015 12:37:13 AM EDT
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Her name was McGill,she called herself Lill,but everyone knew her as Nancy.
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Posted: 1/30/2015 12:41:25 AM EDT
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Admitting you have the herp on a public forum isn't the best idea. Also, how did Jeter's cock taste? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Kate Upton, Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson and Alessandra Ambrosio. They were all meh. I dumped them for hotter chicks. They call me from time to time to hookup, but I don't have much extra time these days. Admitting you have the herp on a public forum isn't the best idea. Also, how did Jeter's cock taste? Like a bi-racial angel! |
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Posted: 1/30/2015 12:54:08 AM EDT
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Once again GD proves that it is full of depraved degenerates.
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Posted: 1/30/2015 12:58:34 AM EDT
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I was dating more like nailing a girl in college who was a hair model from Venezuela who appeared on a dating show
All of the other girls referrred to her as dripping sex as she was hot, sorry no pics as camera phones did not exist back in the day |
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Posted: 1/30/2015 1:03:15 AM EDT
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My ex-gf was on a pamphlet for Zoloft
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Posted: 1/30/2015 1:08:31 AM EDT
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This sums up this thread quite well.
 "I slept with this person who wasn't famous at the time, but I can say who, but she is in stuff and is perdy." |
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Posted: 1/30/2015 1:11:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryNo. I will give another hint. She starred in a film with Costner as well. That should make it very obvious! I wish I had a shot at Lark Voorhees. That chick was crazy too!!! No, this one was also in Doogie Houser... In before Mario Lopez...you bastards! That guy tried to fuck anyone and everyone on the set. Miss Bliss? |
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Posted: 1/30/2015 1:12:14 AM EDT
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myself.
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Posted: 1/30/2015 1:13:03 AM EDT
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This sums up this thread quite well. https://d26oc3sg82pgk3.cloudfront.net/files/media/filer_private/2014/05/01/05_lies.gif "I slept with this person who wasn't famous at the time, but I can say who, but she is in stuff and is perdy." I'll tell you that I sure as hell ain't lying. |
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Posted: 1/30/2015 1:24:51 AM EDT
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If you have ever watched this movie, I met a girl that told me she was in the movie. She went home with me from a Super Bowl party one night, went into the bathroom and came out wearing nothing but a towel, which she lost when she jumped into my hot tub in my back yard at the time in Arizona. I guess she experienced a pretty good 3 hours as I saw her again two weeks later and turned her down when she wanted a replay.
I had never seen the movie prior to that but saw it on DVD some time later and she played a hooker in the brothel scene. I think part of the movie may have been filmed in Arizona at Old Tucson, maybe. I was younger, thinner and had hair at the time. I never knew her real name, her part was uncredited in the movie. |
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Posted: 1/30/2015 1:25:54 AM EDT
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Nope. Crazier! And her eyes show it.was she recently on Dancing with the Stars? No. I will give another hint. She starred in a film with Costner as well. That should make it very obvious! I wish I had a shot at Lark Voorhees. That chick was crazy too!!! No, this one was also in Doogie Houser... In before Mario Lopez...you bastards! That guy tried to fuck anyone and everyone on the set. Sean Young, FTW? ding ding ding. |
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Posted: 1/30/2015 1:30:16 AM EDT
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Or maybe it's because I can't prove in a court room that I slept with her nearly 20 years ago, so if I posted her name and got sued I'd be fucked? Or some of the politicians are still in office and maybe I don't want to face potential retribution. Or maybe I know that they cheated on their spouse, and as much as I regret my role in that, I wouldn't want to see their spouse or children humiliated? I think there is also a question as to what constitutes "famous." I fucked an opera singer too. In certain circles she was well known. 99.999 percent of Americans would never know who she was. Famous in her world but so what. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Wow! You guys have fucked some really famous chicks! So far we have the following names on the list: An Actress A Politician A Musician A Cheerleader 
but but no names because the bullshit flag would be raised or "i don't kiss and tell" or whatever bs excuse lol Or maybe it's because I can't prove in a court room that I slept with her nearly 20 years ago, so if I posted her name and got sued I'd be fucked? Or some of the politicians are still in office and maybe I don't want to face potential retribution. Or maybe I know that they cheated on their spouse, and as much as I regret my role in that, I wouldn't want to see their spouse or children humiliated? I think there is also a question as to what constitutes "famous." I fucked an opera singer too. In certain circles she was well known. 99.999 percent of Americans would never know who she was. Famous in her world but so what. Why even post in this thread then? |
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Posted: 1/30/2015 1:33:29 AM EDT
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lol this thread.
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Posted: 1/30/2015 1:35:43 AM EDT
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my wife has done numerous tv spots for her employer
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Posted: 1/30/2015 1:41:02 AM EDT
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lol this thread. section of AR15.com. FIFY. |
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Posted: 1/30/2015 1:43:30 AM EDT
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The Ditto Lady (jean model). You know the one wearing the pink jeans. 1979.
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Posted: 1/30/2015 1:52:34 AM EDT
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I've got a coworker that banged Gus Johnson's cousin.  How in the fuck did you get a submit button suspended in your post? Here since 2006, first time I've seen that. Are you a wizard? |
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Posted: 1/30/2015 1:52:45 AM EDT
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Nope. Crazier! And her eyes show it.was she recently on Dancing with the Stars? No. I will give another hint. She starred in a film with Costner as well. That should make it very obvious! I wish I had a shot at Lark Voorhees. That chick was crazy too!!! No, this one was also in Doogie Houser... In before Mario Lopez...you bastards! That guy tried to fuck anyone and everyone on the set. Sean Young, FTW? ding ding ding. Winner Winner Chicken Dinner.......NEVER stick the equipment in the crazy! |
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Posted: 1/30/2015 1:53:41 AM EDT
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Two current Monster Energy girls......
My friend that I grew up with was the president and most likely founder of Monster Energy, he is some other officer with the company now. I slept with his sister, her final year in high school back in 1981. In 2007, he sent the Monster Energy girls to my work with a truck load of Monster products and clothing. Nearly got me fired from my job at the time, where I worked with Marie Osmond's 2nd cousin who looked like Marie before she lost the weight. |
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Posted: 1/30/2015 2:22:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/30/2015 2:42:49 AM EDT
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A famous female gymnast in the 80s, she was Americas sweetheart.
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Posted: 1/30/2015 2:47:49 AM EDT
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A famous female gymnast in the 80s, she was Americas sweetheart. Bruce Jenner. Too easy. |
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Posted: 1/30/2015 2:47:55 AM EDT
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Ain't gonna lie, I've had multiple threesomes with Handgelina Jolie and Palmela Handerson. After 13 years of marriage, these threesomes behind closed doors are all I have to look forward to. Best post ever! |
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Posted: 1/30/2015 2:50:22 AM EDT
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Katie Holmes just before she got married. We dated for a year and went our separate ways then both got married a couple of years later. We still keep in touch.
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Posted: 1/30/2015 3:05:09 AM EDT
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Permit me, if you will, to summarize this thread so far. She lives in Canada. Met her at Niagara Falls. You wouldn't know her. Came to post this...thx
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Posted: 1/30/2015 3:10:54 AM EDT
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I dated/serial banged a chick in the 80's that ended up being on one of those hooter's trading cards in 1991. Before she worked at hooters. I'm not even sure if that counts.
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Posted: 1/30/2015 3:14:22 AM EDT
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A junior Olympic swimmer who tried out for the 1980 Olympic team.
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Posted: 1/30/2015 3:26:30 AM EDT
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I have dated a Peruvian model/singer. She got popular and modeled for Playboy. Haven't talked to her in 11 years. She does not have an exceptional voice, but she is still super hot.
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Posted: 1/30/2015 4:57:42 AM EDT
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Wow! You guys have fucked some really famous chicks! So far we have the following names on the list: An Actress A Politician A Musician A Cheerleader
but but no names because the bullshit flag would be raised or "i don't kiss and tell" or whatever bs excuse lol Or maybe it's because I can't prove in a court room that I slept with her nearly 20 years ago, so if I posted her name and got sued I'd be fucked? Or some of the politicians are still in office and maybe I don't want to face potential retribution. Or maybe I know that they cheated on their spouse, and as much as I regret my role in that, I wouldn't want to see their spouse or children humiliated? I think there is also a question as to what constitutes "famous." I fucked an opera singer too. In certain circles she was well known. 99.999 percent of Americans would never know who she was. Famous in her world but so what. Why even post in this thread then? Because I fucking felt like it! Merica!
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Posted: 1/30/2015 5:22:30 AM EDT
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I banged shakira!
But then I found out she was just a dirty mop that resembled shakira. Sort of a let down but me and the mop usually have a pretty hot time together on the weekends. |
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