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Posted: 1/29/2015 1:00:22 AM EDT
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I banged a stripper from driftwood in Jacksonville North Carolina right outside the gates of Camp Lejeune.
She was pretty famous to boots and dumbasses. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 1:00:55 AM EDT
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So you fucked Justin bieber and Hillary Clinton Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Front woman for an Indie band who later went on to have a successful career on her own. No, I'm not saying who. It was one time, post-show, I was lucky enough to score tickets and an invite to a party back at her hotel as she was involved with a public policy initiative I was working on when I was in the state senate as a committee director. We drank too much, screwed around, and her assistant was kind enough to send me home in her limo. I was 25, young, dumb, and full of cum. I tried to get in touch with her, but not surprisingly I never heard back from her. Other than that, just a couple of mid-level female politicians who were screwing around on their husbands with a boy toy senate staffer. None of them were anything to write home about, but if you were in your mid 20s getting seduced by some not so terrible looking 40 something female legislators, a state Supreme Court judge, and a Lt. Governor, you might let it go to your head and think with the wrong one. None of them were hot by any stretch, although they were not un attractive, it was totally about the power and influence of who they were. I'm in my40's now and realize I was doing some pretty awful things back then. I'm glad I am out of politics for the most part, it totally fucks with your sense of right and wrong. I really don't like who I was back then, and many of the things I had done - especially the dalliances with married women. My values were totally buggered, love had nothing to do with it.i had no respect for them, much less myself. So I guess the above is more of a confession than bragging. So you fucked Justin bieber and Hillary Clinton You've been a member here for a month, and have 287 posts. First you need a life, second... Justin Bieber and Hillary Clinton would be aspiration all for you. I can't stand the Clinton's, but they are family friends on one side of my family.  and no, I've never slept Hillary, but she did hug me and kiss my cheek at my uncle's funeral. 
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Posted: 1/29/2015 1:02:07 AM EDT
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a guy who's now a well known restaurant critic in my home state
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Posted: 1/29/2015 1:04:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Front woman for an Indie band who later went on to have a successful career on her own. No, I'm not saying who. It was one time, post-show, I was lucky enough to score tickets and an invite to a party back at her hotel as she was involved with a public policy initiative I was working on when I was in the state senate as a committee director. We drank too much, screwed around, and her assistant was kind enough to send me home in her limo. I was 25, young, dumb, and full of cum. I tried to get in touch with her, but not surprisingly I never heard back from her. Other than that, just a couple of mid-level female politicians who were screwing around on their husbands with a boy toy senate staffer. None of them were anything to write home about, but if you were in your mid 20s getting seduced by some not so terrible looking 40 something female legislators, a state Supreme Court judge, and a Lt. Governor, you might let it go to your head and think with the wrong one. None of them were hot by any stretch, although they were not un attractive, it was totally about the power and influence of who they were. I'm in my40's now and realize I was doing some pretty awful things back then. I'm glad I am out of politics for the most part, it totally fucks with your sense of right and wrong. I really don't like who I was back then, and many of the things I had done - especially the dalliances with married women. My values were totally buggered, love had nothing to do with it.i had no respect for them, much less myself. So I guess the above is more of a confession than bragging.  |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 1:09:32 AM EDT
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I banged a girl that was in some of the hooters bikini usa contests but we were still in highschool. She got arrested last month dealing suboxone lmfao
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Posted: 1/29/2015 1:11:02 AM EDT
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Taylor Swift wrote a song about me.
In my dreams... 
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Posted: 1/29/2015 1:12:24 AM EDT
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One I used to tap was a porn star and was on the cover Leg Action magazine three times and was the winner out of 10,000 contestants for Easy Rider magazine. She was also in a black and white spread in Penthouse. She was smoking hot. The other was in a Playboy bikini spread. They were both rentals if you know what I mean.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 1:19:47 AM EDT
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An ex-news anchor on a very popular network. Of course it was way before she got famous and moved to New York. Oh and she quit because she wanted to, not because she had to. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 1:21:14 AM EDT
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A relative of Dick Cheney.
Not sure exactly how she was related anymore, but everyone knew about it back when I did. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 1:23:16 AM EDT
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If I said the bullshit flag would be raised
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Posted: 1/29/2015 1:25:18 AM EDT
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I slept beside of Matthew McConaughey on a cross - country flight.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 1:28:25 AM EDT
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Does famous in the 80's count?
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Posted: 1/29/2015 1:29:39 AM EDT
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Slept with a chick who has a few movies titles under her belt. Sorry no names or photos
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Posted: 1/29/2015 1:31:55 AM EDT
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If I said the bullshit flag would be raised 
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Posted: 1/29/2015 1:32:00 AM EDT
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Cheerleaders for an NFL team and an NBA team.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 1:33:03 AM EDT
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Zoe Bonham
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Posted: 1/29/2015 1:36:52 AM EDT
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Txl |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 1:37:48 AM EDT
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An ex-news anchor on a very popular network. Of course it was way before she got famous and moved to New York. Oh and she quit because she wanted to, not because she had to. Barbara Walters. Oh yeah. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 1:39:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I was an actor for many years. There's a couple of ladies everyone here would know, and many have fapped to. One was on Saved By the Bell, one in a Mel Gibson film. One I turned down happens to be one of the craziest actresses in history (a hint: Harrison Ford costar)...and also one of the hottest (of the 80s mind you). They are just like everyone else...they want to be loved, just like you and me. Those days are long gone now...which is not a bad thing. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 1:41:19 AM EDT
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Well, if you watched the US women's soccer team in the world cup a few years ago...
She is a cousin of a friend of mine. Not Hope Solo.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 1:42:20 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryPlease don't do that again |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 1:43:21 AM EDT
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I lived with the niece of a very well known guitarist for 5 years. Learned a lot about the inner workings of the music biz. He is cool, his niece is a cunt. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 1:48:43 AM EDT
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Wow! You guys have fucked some really famous chicks!
So far we have the following names on the list: An Actress A Politician A Musician A Cheerleader  |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 1:51:09 AM EDT
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Wow! You guys have fucked some really famous chicks! So far we have the following names on the list: An Actress A Politician A Musician A Cheerleader
but but no names because the bullshit flag would be raised or "i don't kiss and tell" or whatever bs excuse lol |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 1:54:37 AM EDT
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This thread
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Posted: 1/29/2015 2:02:10 AM EDT
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but but no names because the bullshit flag would be raised or "i don't kiss and tell" or whatever bs excuse lol Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Wow! You guys have fucked some really famous chicks! So far we have the following names on the list: An Actress A Politician A Musician A Cheerleader
but but no names because the bullshit flag would be raised or "i don't kiss and tell" or whatever bs excuse lol Or maybe it's because I can't prove in a court room that I slept with her nearly 20 years ago, so if I posted her name and got sued I'd be fucked? Or some of the politicians are still in office and maybe I don't want to face potential retribution. Or maybe I know that they cheated on their spouse, and as much as I regret my role in that, I wouldn't want to see their spouse or children humiliated? I think there is also a question as to what constitutes "famous." I fucked an opera singer too. In certain circles she was well known. 99.999 percent of Americans would never know who she was. Famous in her world but so what. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 2:03:24 AM EDT
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but but no names because the bullshit flag would be raised or "i don't kiss and tell" or whatever bs excuse lol Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Wow! You guys have fucked some really famous chicks! So far we have the following names on the list: An Actress A Politician A Musician A Cheerleader
but but no names because the bullshit flag would be raised or "i don't kiss and tell" or whatever bs excuse lol no shit this reminds me off how all everyone makes their GFs have gusher orgasms. they all have 14 inch dicks. get pussy at the drop of a hat. make 100,000K a year have no debt and own their own homes and are ready to retire at age 30 |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 2:03:36 AM EDT
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A miss florida...about 3 years after her "reign". And a miss nevada...about 6 years after her "reign"
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Posted: 1/29/2015 2:04:17 AM EDT
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Or maybe it's because I can't prove in a court room that I slept with her nearly 20 years ago, so if I posted her name and got sued I'd be fucked? Or some of the politicians are still in office and maybe I don't want to face potential retribution. Or maybe I know that they cheated on their spouse, and as much as I regret my role in that, I wouldn't want to see their spouse or children humiliated? I think there is also a question as to what constitutes "famous." I fucked an opera singer too. In certain circles she was well known. 99.999 percent of Americans would never know who she was. Famous in her world but so what. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Wow! You guys have fucked some really famous chicks! So far we have the following names on the list: An Actress A Politician A Musician A Cheerleader
but but no names because the bullshit flag would be raised or "i don't kiss and tell" or whatever bs excuse lol Or maybe it's because I can't prove in a court room that I slept with her nearly 20 years ago, so if I posted her name and got sued I'd be fucked? Or some of the politicians are still in office and maybe I don't want to face potential retribution. Or maybe I know that they cheated on their spouse, and as much as I regret my role in that, I wouldn't want to see their spouse or children humiliated? I think there is also a question as to what constitutes "famous." I fucked an opera singer too. In certain circles she was well known. 99.999 percent of Americans would never know who she was. Famous in her world but so what. #humblebrag |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 2:06:52 AM EDT
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This thread Yeah, thanks -- |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 2:07:17 AM EDT
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no shit this reminds me off how all everyone makes their GFs have gusher orgasms. they all have 14 inch dicks. get pussy at the drop of a hat. make 100,000K a year have no debt and own their own homes and are ready to retire at age 30 Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Wow! You guys have fucked some really famous chicks! So far we have the following names on the list: An Actress A Politician A Musician A Cheerleader
but but no names because the bullshit flag would be raised or "i don't kiss and tell" or whatever bs excuse lol no shit this reminds me off how all everyone makes their GFs have gusher orgasms. they all have 14 inch dicks. get pussy at the drop of a hat. make 100,000K a year have no debt and own their own homes and are ready to retire at age 30 Well at least we're being honest in this one thread. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 2:13:04 AM EDT
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no shit this reminds me off how all everyone makes their GFs have gusher orgasms. they all have 14 inch dicks. get pussy at the drop of a hat. make 100,000K a year have no debt and own their own homes and are ready to retire at age 30 Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Wow! You guys have fucked some really famous chicks! So far we have the following names on the list: An Actress A Politician A Musician A Cheerleader
but but no names because the bullshit flag would be raised or "i don't kiss and tell" or whatever bs excuse lol no shit this reminds me off how all everyone makes their GFs have gusher orgasms. they all have 14 inch dicks. get pussy at the drop of a hat. make 100,000K a year have no debt and own their own homes and are ready to retire at age 30 So, you haven't banged anyone famous, is what yer sayin'? 
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Posted: 1/29/2015 2:16:28 AM EDT
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Stevie Nicks, 80's era, hot Stevie Nicks.
She looked EXACTLY like Stevie Nicks. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 2:18:28 AM EDT
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daughter of the guy that made the original hitchhikers guide to the galaxy for ms dos.
It's actually super nerdy, but I think it's pretty effin cool. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 2:19:08 AM EDT
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This guys niece:
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Posted: 1/29/2015 2:19:33 AM EDT
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I'm the only guy in the world who can make Linda Lovelace gag.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 2:20:21 AM EDT
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This guys niece: http://www.brookings.edu/~/media/research/images/t/tk%20to/tom_cruise001/tom_cruise001_16x9.jpg Whse this? |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 2:21:09 AM EDT
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This guys niece: http://www.brookings.edu/~/media/research/images/t/tk%20to/tom_cruise001/tom_cruise001_16x9.jpg Whse this? You don't know Tom Cruise? 
I have even seen his P-51 Mustang. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 2:21:20 AM EDT
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My fiancee was the homecoming queen and everyone in highschool really liked her.
She was also on the news and in the paper a few times! Plus she did a few commercials for a local company. 
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Posted: 1/29/2015 2:21:54 AM EDT
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Flower Tucci
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Posted: 1/29/2015 2:23:44 AM EDT
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Bill Cosby. Now thats funny!  
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Posted: 1/29/2015 2:24:44 AM EDT
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I'm the only guy in the world who can make Linda Lovelace gag. Stop sending her your picture |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 2:25:12 AM EDT
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I cannot confirm or deny the Tara Reid incident...
But I will say, she was very very liquified, and not passed out
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Posted: 1/29/2015 2:26:08 AM EDT
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You don't know Tom Cruise?
I have even seen his P-51 Mustang. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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This guys niece: http://www.brookings.edu/~/media/research/images/t/tk%20to/tom_cruise001/tom_cruise001_16x9.jpg Whse this? You don't know Tom Cruise?
I have even seen his P-51 Mustang. Please tell me that John Travolta took you to the hangar |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 2:26:23 AM EDT
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Or maybe it's because I can't prove in a court room that I slept with her nearly 20 years ago, so if I posted her name and got sued I'd be fucked? Or some of the politicians are still in office and maybe I don't want to face potential retribution. Or maybe I know that they cheated on their spouse, and as much as I regret my role in that, I wouldn't want to see their spouse or children humiliated? I think there is also a question as to what constitutes "famous." I fucked an opera singer too. In certain circles she was well known. 99.999 percent of Americans would never know who she was. Famous in her world but so what. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Wow! You guys have fucked some really famous chicks! So far we have the following names on the list: An Actress A Politician A Musician A Cheerleader
but but no names because the bullshit flag would be raised or "i don't kiss and tell" or whatever bs excuse lol Or maybe it's because I can't prove in a court room that I slept with her nearly 20 years ago, so if I posted her name and got sued I'd be fucked? Or some of the politicians are still in office and maybe I don't want to face potential retribution. Or maybe I know that they cheated on their spouse, and as much as I regret my role in that, I wouldn't want to see their spouse or children humiliated? I think there is also a question as to what constitutes "famous." I fucked an opera singer too. In certain circles she was well known. 99.999 percent of Americans would never know who she was. Famous in her world but so what.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 2:27:29 AM EDT
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Current Congresswoman. Nancy
OK, not Nancy. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 2:27:39 AM EDT
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I banged a couple 911 dispatchers. Thats as famous as I've got.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 2:28:28 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Stop sending her your picture Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I'm the only guy in the world who can make Linda Lovelace gag. Stop sending her your picture BWAAA HAAHAAAA!!!
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Posted: 1/29/2015 2:28:36 AM EDT
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If I have more than one Dad, does that make the two of you hetero-partners? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Op's mother You too? That makes us Eskimo brothers If I have more than one Dad, does that make the two of you hetero-partners?
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Posted: 1/29/2015 2:29:42 AM EDT
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hugh grant and i used to tag team the same tranny.
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