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Posted: 1/25/2015 9:15:51 AM EDT
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It takes two dogs to bark at her...
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Posted: 1/25/2015 7:25:10 PM EDT
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She has an observable Schwarzschild radius. nice |
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Posted: 1/25/2015 7:27:28 PM EDT
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Yo momma so fat, her memory foam mattress forgot. damn, I know I'm going to look stupid but... I don't get it? |
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Posted: 1/25/2015 7:30:16 PM EDT
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Yo mommas so fate she wore a Malcom X T shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
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Posted: 1/25/2015 7:30:56 PM EDT
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yo mama so fat she curves space and time
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Posted: 1/25/2015 7:32:37 PM EDT
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Mama's so fat, she had to get baptised at Sea World.
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Posted: 1/25/2015 7:34:38 PM EDT
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yo mamma so fat the national weather service names every one of her farts
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Posted: 1/25/2015 7:37:09 PM EDT
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It takes two dogs to bark at her... 
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Posted: 1/25/2015 7:39:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/25/2015 7:41:18 PM EDT
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Your mama's so fat...
...We use to take her to McDonald's just to watch the sign change. ...When we were at the restaurant the waiter asked, "Do you want a menu?" I said, "No, a fuckin estimate." ...she had on yellow stretch pants, she bent over, they split and two guys crawled in thinkin it was a Yellow Cab. |
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Posted: 1/25/2015 7:50:19 PM EDT
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Yo mama so fat I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas.
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Posted: 1/25/2015 7:50:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: damn, I know I'm going to look stupid but... I don't get it? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Yo momma so fat, her memory foam mattress forgot. damn, I know I'm going to look stupid but... I don't get it?  |
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Posted: 1/25/2015 8:04:08 PM EDT
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your momma is so fat she wears bacon strips for band-aids.
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Posted: 1/25/2015 8:08:51 PM EDT
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Yo momma so fat she ate all the Hot Pockets before she got them to the basement.
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Posted: 1/25/2015 8:19:55 PM EDT
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Yo mams's so fat somebody told her to haul ass and she had to rent a truck and make two trips.
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Posted: 1/25/2015 8:26:23 PM EDT
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Yo momma so fat that the only thing attracted to her are moons. Yo momma so fat she's got a "GOODYEAR" tattoo. Yo momma so fat she stripped naked and got a job standing in front of the Michelin tire store. Yo momma so fat that when I yell, "Hey Kool-Aid!", she crashes through the wall. Yo momma so fat she uses Hellmann's intravenously. |
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Posted: 1/25/2015 8:27:50 PM EDT
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Yo mama so fat she gets on the scale and it says to be continued
You mama so fat she does hop scotch like " Georgia, Alabama, Florida |
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Posted: 1/25/2015 8:46:49 PM EDT
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Yo mama so fat, after sex she smokes a turkey
Yo mama so fat, I rolled over twice and I'm still on top |
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Posted: 1/25/2015 9:09:21 PM EDT
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Your Momma's so fat when she walked in front of the TV we missed four episodes.
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Posted: 1/26/2015 2:25:59 AM EDT
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Well, memory foam is called memory foam because it "remembers" it's shape and springs back into that shape after weight is taken off of it. Said "Momma" is so fat and heavy that she crushes the memory foam and it "forgets" to spring back into shape. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Yo momma so fat, her memory foam mattress forgot. damn, I know I'm going to look stupid but... I don't get it? makes sense now, I was thinkin of memory foam as like remembering the shape when it conforms to something, not remembeinr its original shape. |
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Posted: 1/26/2015 2:37:48 AM EDT
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makes sense now, I was thinkin of memory foam as like remembering the shape when it conforms to something, not remembeinr its original shape. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Yo momma so fat, her memory foam mattress forgot. damn, I know I'm going to look stupid but... I don't get it? makes sense now, I was thinkin of memory foam as like remembering the shape when it conforms to something, not remembeinr its original shape. maybe that's how your mattresses were a your house because yo mamma was so fat. 
j/j op |
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Posted: 1/26/2015 4:07:25 AM EDT
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yo mamma so fat, I hung a picture of her up and the wall fell over
yo mamma so fat, she download cheat codes for wi Fit yo mammo so fat, when she was born the doctors gave HER a prenancy test Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. |
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Posted: 1/26/2015 4:15:00 AM EDT
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yo mamma so fat, when she went camping...the bears hid their food from HER!
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Posted: 1/26/2015 4:29:53 AM EDT
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Yo momma so fat, she got stering wheel burns on her belly from driving to work everyday..
Yo mama so ugly her parents had to tie a pork chop on her neck so the dog would play with her. |
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Posted: 1/26/2015 5:06:58 AM EDT
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yo mamma so fat, I hung a picture of her up and the wall fell over yo mamma so fat, she download cheat codes for wi Fit yo mammo so fat, when she was born the doctors gave HER a prenancy test Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. LMFAO. 10/10 |
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