UPDATED with Garland PD rape - Got reprimanded at work today - boss found some of my "art" - Page 2

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - UPDATED with Garland PD rape - Got reprimanded at work today - boss found some of my "art" (Page 2 of 8)

Posted: 1/8/2015 12:46:43 PM EDT

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You're a talented drawer. You could easily work as a cartoonist on a satirical magazine!

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Are you his boss?

Posted: 1/8/2015 12:47:14 PM EDT

[#2]

Do you work in a prison?

Posted: 1/8/2015 12:47:32 PM EDT

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I love my job, but I see about 90 patients a week and its pretty draining sometimes. I drew these cartoons for a couple of coworkers to attempt to illustrate our weekly plight. Boss found them when shifting through a folder looking for some other documents. He wasn't really mad, he seemed almost sad that we didn't just love love love our jobs like he thought we must. Anyone else have a figurative sore ass after their work week?

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You might want to speak with an I/O psychologist about your blatant homosexual aggression towards senior management staff.

Posted: 1/8/2015 12:47:46 PM EDT

[#4]

You can give XCRmonger a run for the money.

Posted: 1/8/2015 12:48:01 PM EDT

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Do you sell ass rape?

Posted: 1/8/2015 12:48:18 PM EDT

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Dont worry i got a talking to for wearing my shirt that has a revolver on it and says We dont call 911 its a Texas thing. There is a supervisor here at work who hates me with a passion. Yet another douchebag in another department wore a shirt with two snowmen and one had a carrot as the snowmans dick. Of course no one said a thing about his shirt. Sad thing is the owner of the company is an avid gun person and has shitloads of weapons and goes hunting (african safaris). He had pallets of 5.7 and 9mm ammo here at work in storage.

Posted: 1/8/2015 12:48:45 PM EDT

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I thought it was funny.

But, if that's how you feel about your job, you should change. Life's too short to allow yourself to be miserable for such a large part of it.

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I love my job. It's just a running joke that our boss dicks us every week when he leaves for the golf course and we have to absorb his patient load.

Posted: 1/8/2015 12:48:46 PM EDT

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You seem to have an infatuation with ass fucking...

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This.

Funny drawings, OP.

Posted: 1/8/2015 12:48:53 PM EDT

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Not bad OP.

Though you might be just a little fixated on the cock.

Posted: 1/8/2015 12:50:39 PM EDT

[#10]

Ghostbuster lunchbox dick treasure chest

Posted: 1/8/2015 12:50:51 PM EDT

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Seriously.

Posted: 1/8/2015 12:51:09 PM EDT

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I thought it was funny.

But, if that's how you feel about your job, you should change. Life's too short to allow yourself to be miserable for such a large part of it.

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Can't speak for the OP, but I'm one of many who would LOVE to change careers... who looks at the paycheck that comes with a long tenure somewhere at a particular vocation and just sees financial misery at having to take the HUGE pay-cut to jump ship. But trust me... when I see something that I'm passionate about that will [barely] pay the bills... I'll turn in my notice. Oh PLEASE let it happen before the HUGE migration project coming in two months...

Posted: 1/8/2015 12:53:25 PM EDT

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Very talented OP. Although, the constant ass fucking does concern me.

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Second this. (At least the shark, tiger, and dinosaur weren't trying to rape the OP. I take that back about the shark...it was underwater and we could not really see if it had a raging hard-on or not.)

Posted: 1/8/2015 12:53:44 PM EDT

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I laughed, hope your boss understands the humor is just a stress relief. My favorite is the Island/Boner one, lol.

Posted: 1/8/2015 12:56:06 PM EDT

[#15]

Moar! I demandz MOARZ!

Posted: 1/8/2015 12:56:21 PM EDT

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Very talented OP. Although, the constant ass fucking does concern me.

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Is OP Kurt Sutter?

Posted: 1/8/2015 12:58:21 PM EDT

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You seem to have an infatuation with ass fucking...

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We only see OP on Mondays and Fridays.

Posted: 1/8/2015 12:59:45 PM EDT

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I laughed pretty good at those...nice work.

I'm betting you're one of those guys that gets a chronic case of "Monday Dreads" every Sunday evening don't you.

Posted: 1/8/2015 1:00:46 PM EDT

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That's some very good art OP.

I may have drawn a pic of a chicken running around, sans its head, and captioned it with a particularly organizationally-challenged department where I work.

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Let me guess... HR???

Posted: 1/8/2015 1:01:18 PM EDT

[#20]

I'd say you have a talent for drawing and creativity, however those drawings would get you fired for sure where I work.

Posted: 1/8/2015 1:03:38 PM EDT

[#21]

I raffed.

Posted: 1/8/2015 1:04:54 PM EDT

[#22]

As someone with a pretty stressful job.......you just made me laugh out loud.
Thumbs up!

Posted: 1/8/2015 1:07:50 PM EDT

[#23]

I can't believe nobody has said OP has a case of the Mondays.

This place is slipping.

Posted: 1/8/2015 1:09:22 PM EDT

[#24]

LOL!

Just noticed the boner in the island cons pants (last sketch).

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Charlie Hebo?

OP needs to put some Muhammed cartoons up in this Mo-Fo!

Posted: 1/8/2015 1:10:25 PM EDT

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Set up a website for those cartoons and I will look. Just leave out the homo themes.

Posted: 1/8/2015 1:11:13 PM EDT

[#26]

Are you guys hiring? I can get a gorilla suit.

Posted: 1/8/2015 1:12:14 PM EDT

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There are openings! Apply now.

Too soon?

Posted: 1/8/2015 1:13:04 PM EDT

[#28]

That's good stuff.

Posted: 1/8/2015 1:15:12 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/8/2015 1:15:58 PM EDT

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Yup, gay.

Posted: 1/8/2015 1:17:37 PM EDT

[#31]

Boner on a island....how nice....now run......

Posted: 1/8/2015 1:20:26 PM EDT

[#32]

Welcome to boner island...

Posted: 1/8/2015 1:22:25 PM EDT

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This is Arfcom right??? What better audience could there be. He fits right in.

OP, is the gorilla a male, female, or other?

Posted: 1/8/2015 1:23:45 PM EDT

[#34]

Internet high five.

Your boss needs to find his sense of humor.

Posted: 1/8/2015 1:24:10 PM EDT

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Yup, gay.

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Yup, gay.

From you?

Posted: 1/8/2015 1:24:20 PM EDT

[#36]

That was funny as hell. If your boss didn't find the humor in it, well..... fuck him.

Seems you have been thinking about it.

Posted: 1/8/2015 1:24:39 PM EDT

[#37]

that's really good stuff.

Posted: 1/8/2015 1:25:33 PM EDT

[#38]

Dickbert?

Posted: 1/8/2015 1:26:05 PM EDT

[#39]

The question is; do you enjoy Mondays?

Posted: 1/8/2015 1:27:55 PM EDT

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I love my job. It's just a running joke that our boss dicks us every week when he leaves for the golf course and we have to absorb his patient load.

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I thought it was funny.

But, if that's how you feel about your job, you should change. Life's too short to allow yourself to be miserable for such a large part of it.

I love my job. It's just a running joke that our boss dicks us every week when he leaves for the golf course and we have to absorb his patient load.

Your boss really seems to have you pegged.

I bet every friday its bottoms up just to relieve yourself from all the jerking around you do.

Posted: 1/8/2015 1:28:15 PM EDT

[#41]

That is fucking funny as hell.

Posted: 1/8/2015 1:28:26 PM EDT

[#42]

Haha. Those are awesome. Sorry that it reflects your feelings of work though.

Posted: 1/8/2015 1:29:46 PM EDT

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I love my job, but I see about 90 patients a week and its pretty draining sometimes. I drew these cartoons for a couple of coworkers to attempt to illustrate our weekly plight. Boss found them when shifting through a folder looking for some other documents. He wasn't really mad, he seemed almost sad that we didn't just love love love our jobs like he thought we must. Anyone else have a figurative sore ass after their work week?

<a href="http://s1308.photobucket.com/user/gthktx/media/Cartoon1_zps654b17c4.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1308.photobucket.com/albums/s611/gthktx/Cartoon1_zps654b17c4.jpg</a>

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I just got finished working 15 days straight of 12 hour shifts. My ass got some sweet sweet loving!

Posted: 1/8/2015 1:29:53 PM EDT

[#44]

Those are great!

Posted: 1/8/2015 1:31:17 PM EDT

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You might want to speak with an I/O psychologist about your blatant homosexual aggression towards senior management staff.

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I love my job, but I see about 90 patients a week and its pretty draining sometimes. I drew these cartoons for a couple of coworkers to attempt to illustrate our weekly plight. Boss found them when shifting through a folder looking for some other documents. He wasn't really mad, he seemed almost sad that we didn't just love love love our jobs like he thought we must. Anyone else have a figurative sore ass after their work week?

<a href="http://s1308.photobucket.com/user/gthktx/media/Cartoon1_zps654b17c4.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1308.photobucket.com/albums/s611/gthktx/Cartoon1_zps654b17c4.jpg</a>

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You might want to speak with an I/O psychologist about your blatant homosexual aggression towards senior management staff.

My mother is a I/O Psych. I'm gonna show her his pics.
she'll groan...

Posted: 1/8/2015 1:31:48 PM EDT

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Before we moved and I got a proper cubicle... I just had cubicle walls. So I routinely covered them with memes and other random shit I found on the internet.