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Posted: 1/6/2015 8:08:28 PM EDT
In 2000, I was working for this private ambulance company in the Chicago area at a station out in a rural town.  My partner Keith and I were finishing up for the day, and returned to station only to find a medic on his knees doing a testicular exam on his partner while watching a video on how to do self testicular exams.  

I turned around, and waited outside 15 minutes before returning to file away my paperwork.  My partner turned around, and left without even saying goodbye.

Here is a drawing if what I saw:



What is the weirdest thing you ever caught a co-worker doing?
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:11:06 PM EDT
[#1]
We had an outside emergency shower along the flight line. A new employee was splashed with Jet A, when he removed the nozzle. He thought it would be a good idea to use the outside emergency shower.

He was butt naked, when the planes were rolling down the taxiway. He was out there for about 10 minutes, using the abrasive orange soap to scrub his body.
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:11:56 PM EDT
[#2]
Flight from Fort Stewart to Hunter Army Airfield. Guy jerks off, splatters it where the crewman was sitting as we hop off the Chinook.

Another would masturbate to a homemade porn tape of himself and his fiancee. With the door open. And his roommate in the room. Absolutely would not stop, even if you were looking for him. Didn't care if someone was watching the tape from the hallway.
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:12:18 PM EDT
[#3]
Pissed in a Gatorade bottle and left it inside an armored car
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:13:21 PM EDT
[#4]
Co worker was threating to rape another worker in the lunch room.  Had his dick out and was yanking on it. Did I mention it was 2 guys.
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:13:23 PM EDT
[#5]
wow.

thats pretty fuckin weird man.



weirdest thing I ever saw, was at the dealer I used to work at this dude would call those "meet hot girls" chat lines, and hide under the water dispenser and talk to them on the phone all day.

dude was a weirdo, eventually got busted for trying to pick up underage girls on craigslist
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:13:56 PM EDT
[#6]
The two lesbians that worked for me like to go down on each other in the dressing room between their sets on stage.
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:14:41 PM EDT
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That sounds pretty awesome.  Can you draw it please on MS Paint?
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:18:05 PM EDT
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That sounds pretty awesome.  Can you draw it please on MS Paint?
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That sounds pretty awesome.  Can you draw it please on MS Paint?


Ha probably not but I found a gif that should work instead.
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:19:07 PM EDT
[#9]
I was in a hotel in upstate NY with two coworkers, one of which had a crush on the other.  A mutual friend drove up to hang out with us from CT since we were there for a month.



My coworker ended up banging the guest with the in-love coworker passed out on the couch a few feet away.  I didn't so much as "catch them" doing anything so much as I just showed myself the door when underwear came off.




Should have snagged a photo.  




That girl was known to like putting her fingers in people.  Her code-name at work is "fudge-fingers."






Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:20:39 PM EDT
[#10]
Little ceasers used to make fresh dough,  caught the morning guy having sex with it.

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Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:25:26 PM EDT
[#11]
when i worked at circuit city in the road shop, one of the other guys called us up front and had us watch a security video of one of the car audio sales man.

dude looks around, doesn't see anyone and starts humping the shit out of one of the drawers in the computer desk.
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:26:51 PM EDT
[#12]
I worked behind the meat counter at Schnuck's supermarket in college. I would go back into the freezer room where the butchers would be cutting meat.  One dude named Roger had a really drippy nose, like a faucet, and was dripping on the meat that he was cutting.  



I said to him that his nose was dripping all over the meat.  He said "I know".  I said that's disgusting.  He said, "I know", and kept on cutting.  




I cut my own meat that I took home from there from then on.  












Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:27:07 PM EDT
[#13]
Was transporting an 8 month old male to the hospital, pretty obvious signs of abuse showing. Mom actually brought him to the fire station, but was so incredibly high on something that we couldn't tell what the duck was going on. She went from gorked out drooling most the time, to short bursts of extremely manic behavior. We were all in the back of the ambo, doing 70 down the interstate.

After it became apparent that the mom had no clue where the fuck she was, we began conversing with each other as if she weren't there (unprofessional of us to do so). Just as the paramedic mentioned making  sure to ask for LEO to be waiting for us when we made out patch to the hospital, mom becomes lucid, says that the kid wouldn't shut up and that's how he "fell", and then screams that we are trying to kidnap her.

She then proceeded to open the back door and bail out. But we were doing about 45mph at the time. If she hadn't been so high I'm guessing she would have died. It was extremely hard to not just call it in and continue to the hospital with the 8 month old. Trying to give decent care to the doped out child abuser wasn't an easy task, mentally.

But yes, woman diving out of moving ambo...weird.

Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:32:21 PM EDT
[#14]
Used to have a cow orker who insisted on standing on the shitter to poop.
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:33:47 PM EDT
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A lot of Filipinos do it here. Footprints

Used to think they were tring to hide or something?
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:35:07 PM EDT
[#16]
All I'm saying is if "clear your browser history" is too complex a suggestion, don't hunt for transvestite hookers on your work PC.
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:35:51 PM EDT
[#17]
First day on the job at a local citrus refinery, I walk in at 7:45 to "Jose" running out of the floor wearing nothing but his hair net screaming "Fuck you! You all can fuck this job! Fuck this job! Fuck THIS ALL!" Jose was covered in juice, grease, and pulp. He brushed passed me and ran out the door to car and did a burn out. He was chased by management and a few security guys. I pretty much stood around the first hour not having a clue what to do since the office staff were preoccupied with the mess.



TL,DR; hairy Mexican guy running buck ass naked with nothing but a hairnet out of a juice refinery.
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:36:58 PM EDT
[#18]
FAP'n
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:37:04 PM EDT
[#19]
We were underway on my avatar, USNS Concord (T-AFS 5).  I was First Engineer at the time.  I made a routine morning round checking on things one Saturday morning, an overtime day.  I checked the forced draft blower room and didn't see the wiper in there.  I checked the air conditioned water test lab next door.  I found the wiper with his coveralls around his waste leaning on the counter.  He VERY quickly moved a rag to cover something.  I told him get back to work cleaning the forced draft blower room.  I then uncovered the thing he covered:  a portable DVD player with a porno playing.  The guy was watching a porno on overtime with his coveralls around his waste.  That explains why he would not stand up straight and why he was making funny movements when I opened the door to the test lab.

Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:37:24 PM EDT
[#20]
Caught my Nigerian coworker trying to kill someone with a machete because one of the mexicans told him he did NOT, in fact, "speak the queens english".
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:37:44 PM EDT
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Ah yes, the hover-shit.. calling card of the third world.
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:38:06 PM EDT
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First day on the job at a local citrus refinery, I walk in at 7:45 to "Jose" running out of the floor wearing nothing but his hair net screaming "Fuck you! You all can fuck this job! Fuck this job! Fuck THIS ALL!" Jose was covered in juice, grease, and pulp. He brushed passed me and ran out the door to car and did a burn out. He was chased by management and a few security guys. I pretty much stood around the first hour not having a clue what to do since the office staff were preoccupied with the mess.

TL,DR; hairy Mexican guy running buck ass naked with nothing but a hairnet out of a juice refinery.
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Well fuck what was it all about though? Surely you had to hear?
Sounds like he did a naked cannonball into a vat possibly ruining a batch as revenge?
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:39:39 PM EDT
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A lot of Filipinos do it here. Footprints

Used to think they were tring to hide or something?
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Used to have a cow orker who insisted on standing on the shitter to poop.

A lot of Filipinos do it here. Footprints

Used to think they were tring to hide or something?


I have had to council Filipino crewmembers when their room mate complained to me about greasy, dirty footprints on the toilet seat.
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:45:22 PM EDT
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Walked in the office and saw a young engineer measuring a bananna with some calipers.  He stopped when he saw me and put it away. Strange.
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:46:17 PM EDT
[#25]
Wow, I'll have to think about this for awhile.
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:46:56 PM EDT
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Little ceasers used to make fresh dough,  caught the morning guy having sex with it.

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An early pioneer of the "Stuffed Crust" pizza I see.

Pizza Pizza  
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:47:46 PM EDT
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I found a co-worker made a "nest" of sorts, a complete bed out of shop rags underneath some stairs where there was a little access door. He had magazines, food, all sorts of shit and he'd apparently go for long bathroom breaks and disappear - taking naps or whatever. Weird. They fired him. The magazines all had his address on them, idiot.
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:48:30 PM EDT
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Caught my Nigerian coworker trying to kill someone with a machete because one of the mexicans told him he did NOT, in fact, "speak the queens english".

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Winner so far.

 
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:49:22 PM EDT
[#29]
Is busting coworkers for collecting child porn on company networks weird?

I fucking hate that. I've done it twice.
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:52:04 PM EDT
[#30]
I was a plumber in a previous life.  We were roughing in a cookie cutter house in some subdivision, no johnny outside.  Walked in on a roofer in the basement that was squatting over a plastic cup filling it up with refried beans.

He was squarely in the only light to be had so I couldn't miss him.  Bet nobody that works in an office has seen that.
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:52:16 PM EDT
[#31]
+100 internets for the drawing. I like the sun..
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:52:23 PM EDT
[#32]
I caught 2 co-workers having sex in the break room when I worked nights.  She was in her 30's and weighed about 250 pounds and should have been working security.  Dude was 19-20 National Guardsmen that was tall and skinny.  The lead supervisor almost through up when I told him the that morning.
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:53:59 PM EDT
[#33]
some kid rubbing one out while at work, when watching pred feed
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:54:02 PM EDT
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Well fuck what was it all about though? Surely you had to hear?

Sounds like he did a naked cannonball into a vat possibly ruining a batch as revenge?
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First day on the job at a local citrus refinery, I walk in at 7:45 to "Jose" running out of the floor wearing nothing but his hair net screaming "Fuck you! You all can fuck this job! Fuck this job! Fuck THIS ALL!" Jose was covered in juice, grease, and pulp. He brushed passed me and ran out the door to car and did a burn out. He was chased by management and a few security guys. I pretty much stood around the first hour not having a clue what to do since the office staff were preoccupied with the mess.



TL,DR; hairy Mexican guy running buck ass naked with nothing but a hairnet out of a juice refinery.





Well fuck what was it all about though? Surely you had to hear?

Sounds like he did a naked cannonball into a vat possibly ruining a batch as revenge?
Something on the line broke and got all over him. I was told he was a less-than-stellar employee on top of that.

 



My few months there were strange. One time, new uniforms came him with people's name embroidered on them. My job for two days was to sit in a locked room to guard the uniforms. I could be relieved by someone else in 8 hours. This was a 24/7 guard post. In the room - with the uniforms. I was told I couldn't leave at all because the employees would stake me out and steal them all. I thought this was some stupid chicken shit move but it turns out I had guys trying to crawl in the through the window and another shimmy down the wall through the drop tile ceiling.






Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:54:31 PM EDT
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he just wanted his mountain tab
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:54:47 PM EDT
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2001, Closing the Miami office of a small telecom billing systems company due to the sale to a much larger company - A female employee started smearing her poop on

the stalls of the women's bathroom in retaliation for losing her job. We had to use security camera video to see who was going in the door of the bathroom over several

days to figure out who was responsible.
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:55:00 PM EDT
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Again at the armored car company , 2 co workers in an armored van get in the back and fuck and accidentally lock themselves out of the front so it is running and they can not get to it to drive , They made a lame excuse and the truck was towed in and left running overnight until I came into work.

Weekend vault manager had a portable dvd player and would rub it out to porn during the day on the weekend when he was slow for things to do . Problem is he was on camera. .

Let's talk shooting mistakes loading the 870 and shot the roof of the building , shot the lockers in the bathroom , shot the floor in the truck loading area ,And my favorite the guy in the back of the truck shot at the guy in the front of the truck hitting the partition between the back and front cracking the bulletproof glass .
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 8:59:55 PM EDT
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Saw a TSA luggage inspector holding a penis pump up looking through the hole saying "weird, I think this telescope is broken".
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 9:02:35 PM EDT
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One coworker was caught jerking it in the cutters galley(kitchen)...

At a port call in Antigua (spelling?) after a night of heavy drinking 4 guy were found slepping naked in a coffin rack. (36 inches wide 18 inches deep and 7 foot long.)

Then there was the shower party... deck force shoved a rather large nonrate into a shower stall(not much larger than a rack) used the fire hose, deck brushes and Ajax to get him clean.  After 3 weeks underway and the nonrate hadn't showered the BM Chief told the BM2 to "handle it".

Although the worst was the Phantom Shitter.... He taged the quarter deck, main p-way and between the mains underway.  

Then there was the playboy readings, about twice a week deck force would gather together and listen as one of them read aloud the stories out of play boy. It was like a campfire story, 10-15 guys cramed into a 8x8 space rapturously listening.



Thats all I got off the top of my head...
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 9:03:35 PM EDT
[#40]
Giving me a handjob.


Frank was a weird one.
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 9:04:22 PM EDT
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Guy I used to work with would eat while taking a dump. Hoagies , chips , Big Gulp and newspaper .

Link Posted: 1/6/2015 9:04:24 PM EDT
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Co-worker smearing his shit on the walls of the precinct bathroom.
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 9:04:33 PM EDT
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I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my . . .

. . . message in a bottle!

Link Posted: 1/6/2015 9:05:09 PM EDT
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I wasn't the one who caught him but we had a store manager using the security cameras to zoom in on boobs and jack it. he left the screen froze on a nice set of tits. a coworker went to review tape and found the screen shot and called security. doofus didn't know there was a camera in the office. security watches him on camera flogging it.
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 9:06:31 PM EDT
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Seen two mental meltdowns. One dude just started yelling, punched the walls and threating poeple. The second guy just sat behind his desk and was talking to himself.
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 9:06:49 PM EDT
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I worked in a sandwhich shop in High School,  caught a disgruntled coworker peeing in a new 3 gallon container of sliced pickes.  He was fired promptly and pickles thrown away.
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 9:07:07 PM EDT
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I never caught a co-worker doing anything really weird I guess, but I did know this one guy once who would eat raw hot dogs with mayonnaise on them for his lunch.

It made me want to fucking hurl.

Link Posted: 1/6/2015 9:09:52 PM EDT
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One coworker was caught jerking it in the cutters galley(kitchen)...

At a port call in Antigua (spelling?) after a night of heavy drinking 4 guy were found slepping naked in a coffin rack. (36 inches wide 18 inches deep and 7 foot long.)

Then there was the shower party... deck force shoved a rather large nonrate into a shower stall(not much larger than a rack) used the fire hose, deck brushes and Ajax to get him clean.  After 3 weeks underway and the nonrate hadn't showered the BM Chief told the BM2 to "handle it".

Although the worst was the Phantom Shitter.... He taged the quarter deck, main p-way and between the mains underway.  

Then there was the playboy readings, about twice a week deck force would gather together and listen as one of them read aloud the stories out of play boy. It was like a campfire story, 10-15 guys cramed into a 8x8 space rapturously listening.



Thats all I got off the top of my head...
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I think theres a phantom shitter underway on every ship.
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 9:09:57 PM EDT
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Seen two mental meltdowns. One dude just started yelling, punched the walls and threating poeple. The second guy just sat behind his desk and was talking to himself.
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I thought that was normal behavior for cubicle dwellers.
Link Posted: 1/6/2015 9:10:04 PM EDT
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An early pioneer of the "Stuffed Crust" pizza I see.



Pizza Pizza  
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Little ceasers used to make fresh dough,  caught the morning guy having sex with it.



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An early pioneer of the "Stuffed Crust" pizza I see.



Pizza Pizza  




Apparently more rising than just the dough  



 

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