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Posted: 4/20/2001 1:23:37 PM EDT
TRY AND ARGUE THIS ONE A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted the custody of his children. The judge asked for his side of the story too. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied "Judge, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"
Link Posted: 4/20/2001 1:33:54 PM EDT
Hi. [IMG]www.pickupmagic.com/me.gif[/IMG]
Link Posted: 4/20/2001 5:06:31 PM EDT
Just because I have a small penis, I am never understood... [img]www.pickupmagic.com/book.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 4/20/2001 5:35:13 PM EDT
Imbrog|io= Real. Imbroglio= Troll.
Link Posted: 4/20/2001 7:02:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/20/2001 7:01:32 PM EDT by sigman]
Originally Posted By Imbrog|io: Hi. [IMG]www.pickupmagic.com/me.gif[/IMG]
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Imbrog......is this really you??? P.S. when I was at the mall I threw a couple quaters in the water fountain ,I hope you got them before mr.goatee head dot-com investor did!! [:D]
Link Posted: 4/20/2001 7:03:29 PM EDT
How do you get the cool "l" in your name???
Link Posted: 4/20/2001 8:15:22 PM EDT
Damn... Can't fool TreeTop ! It's ok though.. He posts THE BEST CHICK PICS! (especially the bathroom ones) [@:D]
Link Posted: 4/20/2001 8:22:31 PM EDT
[img]web-comm.com/ar15/bu009878.jpg[/img] Ok... I'll sit in the corner now [spank]
Link Posted: 4/20/2001 8:36:13 PM EDT
What's your point, TROLL?
Link Posted: 4/20/2001 9:35:10 PM EDT
TRY AND ARGUE THIS ONE A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted the custody of his children. The judge asked for his side of the story too. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied "Judge, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"
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Bigshooter, that is excellent!!! Are you an esquiremofo by chance? If not, maybe you should consider going to law school. Wish my lawyer had thought of that argument. It's a winner in my book! I mean, how can you argue with that? It's just so logical! After all, it was my fucking "dollar", wasn't it? The "Pepsi" is Mine!!!! Give it up Bitch! [;)]
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