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Posted: 12/20/2014 10:51:02 PM EDT

Okay, sometimes when doing a bit of research, I find something that just makes me shake my head.

Start here:

Which takes me here:

Then translated into English....and....

Pffffft. Dutchmen. <shakes head>

Posted: 12/20/2014 10:53:59 PM EDT

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Band party.

Posted: 12/20/2014 10:54:03 PM EDT

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That Mexican looks more like an Italian wearing a sombrero and pancho.

Posted: 12/20/2014 10:54:59 PM EDT

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You go to hell.

Posted: 12/20/2014 10:56:03 PM EDT

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Is this another post from a guy who has only ever eaten canned tuna?

Posted: 12/20/2014 10:57:52 PM EDT

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That looks pretty good right now.

Served with a cold beer of some Danmarkish variety.

Also have them send over a couple of nubile blonds with loose standards of sexual conduct and an absent moral compass due to being raised in the warm embrace of a Scandinavian socialist nanny state....

Good times.

Posted: 12/20/2014 10:58:02 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/20/2014 11:00:12 PM EDT

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You see that saguaro cactus? That cactus only occurs in Arizona and Sonora. That guy is mi companero. You Texans need to just butt right out.

Posted: 12/20/2014 11:02:21 PM EDT

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You see that saguaro cactus? That cactus only occurs in Arizona and Sonora. That guy is mi companero. You Texans need to just butt right out.

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That Mexican looks more like an Italian wearing a sombrero and pancho.

You see that saguaro cactus? That cactus only occurs in Arizona and Sonora. That guy is mi companero. You Texans need to just butt right out.

Is that Dutch?

Posted: 12/20/2014 11:05:48 PM EDT

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Band party.

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I bet they have good tacos

at the band party.

Posted: 12/20/2014 11:13:59 PM EDT

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Is that Dutch?

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That Mexican looks more like an Italian wearing a sombrero and pancho.

You see that saguaro cactus? That cactus only occurs in Arizona and Sonora. That guy is mi companero. You Texans need to just butt right out.

Is that Dutch?

Its Hollandaise, like the sauce.

Posted: 12/20/2014 11:14:10 PM EDT

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Maybe that's a calzone and not a taco?

Posted: 12/20/2014 11:17:19 PM EDT

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At least there's drinking.

Posted: 12/20/2014 11:21:00 PM EDT

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Maybe that's a calzone and not a taco?

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That Mexican looks more like an Italian wearing a sombrero and pancho.

Maybe that's a calzone and not a taco?

It's a Taco.

Some kind of strange Dutch taco that comes on a crust with pepperoni.

Posted: 12/20/2014 11:25:56 PM EDT

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Pizza and Tacos. Great combo.

Posted: 12/20/2014 11:27:05 PM EDT

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There are no tacos.

It's just pizza.

Posted: 12/20/2014 11:32:05 PM EDT

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I want a skinke pizza.

Posted: 12/20/2014 11:35:07 PM EDT

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DK Prof would be all over that food.

Posted: 12/20/2014 11:40:33 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/20/2014 11:42:34 PM EDT

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Tuna pizza is surprisingly popular in Germany as well.

And not good tuna like you'd hope...no...canned tuna.

On pizza.

And yes...it's just as bad as it sounds.

ETA: Now I want a Diabola pizza

Posted: 12/20/2014 11:56:07 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/21/2014 12:00:13 AM EDT

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Tuna pizza is surprisingly popular in Germany as well.

And not good tuna like you'd hope...no...canned tuna.

On pizza.

And yes...it's just as bad as it sounds.

ETA: Now I want a Diabola pizza

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Posted: 12/21/2014 2:11:13 AM EDT

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In Denmark, we believe that everyone in hot places (like Italy, Turkey, Texas, Africa, etc) wear sombreros.

Posted: 12/21/2014 2:21:13 AM EDT

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I'll make you an offer you can't refuse

Posted: 12/21/2014 2:36:49 AM EDT

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Geez.

Posted: 12/21/2014 10:23:21 AM EDT

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Geez.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/548206/POPE-SOMBRERO.jpg

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Geez.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/548206/POPE-SOMBRERO.jpg

Yep.

The guy lives in Italy, where it's hot. Obviously he wears a sombrero all the time!

Posted: 12/21/2014 10:52:45 AM EDT

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I bet this guy makes a mean burrito.

Posted: 12/21/2014 10:59:48 AM EDT

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5% rabat. Can't beat that deal.

Posted: 12/21/2014 11:08:37 AM EDT

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I did just notice they have Mexicansk Pizza

Posted: 12/21/2014 11:17:32 AM EDT

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It's not a Taco!

The logo shows a taco.

They serve pizza.

If that's not some sort of passive-aggressive Euro crap, I don't know what is!

Posted: 12/22/2014 9:15:40 PM EDT

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Looks like the little logo came from the same clip art I used to make my avatar back about 12-13 years ago....

Oh, and I am in Virginia not Arizona. Never even been there. Also I am pasty white and not of any Spanish decent.

I came up with my screen name back in the early days of the internet before it became popular. I was eating tacos, my favorite food, at the time. I've been using the screen name Pacodutaco (pronounced Paco-du-taco) since the late 80's.

Posted: 12/23/2014 1:09:32 AM EDT

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It's not a Taco!

The logo shows a taco.

They serve pizza.

If that's not some sort of passive-aggressive Euro crap, I don't know what is!

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I did just notice they have Mexicansk Pizza

It's not a Taco!

The logo shows a taco.

They serve pizza.

If that's not some sort of passive-aggressive Euro crap, I don't know what is!

To Danes, it's all just weird foreign food, so it's basically the same. A taco just looks like a miniature pizza that some guy in a sombrero dropped on the floor and then served anyway.

Posted: 12/23/2014 1:22:22 AM EDT

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To Danes, it's all just weird foreign food, so it's basically the same. A taco just looks like a miniature pizza that some guy in a sombrero dropped on the floor and then served anyway.

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I did just notice they have Mexicansk Pizza

It's not a Taco!

The logo shows a taco.

They serve pizza.

If that's not some sort of passive-aggressive Euro crap, I don't know what is!

To Danes, it's all just weird foreign food, so it's basically the same. A taco just looks like a miniature pizza that some guy in a sombrero dropped on the floor and then served anyway.

Okay, here's a test for you.

What's this?

Posted: 12/23/2014 1:26:35 AM EDT

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Okay, here's a test for you.

What's this?

http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc520/sel366/d6d9ce9fd74cc54e2bfcb1a94df658a5_zps8d05dfc7.jpg

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I did just notice they have Mexicansk Pizza

It's not a Taco!

The logo shows a taco.

They serve pizza.

If that's not some sort of passive-aggressive Euro crap, I don't know what is!

To Danes, it's all just weird foreign food, so it's basically the same. A taco just looks like a miniature pizza that some guy in a sombrero dropped on the floor and then served anyway.

Okay, here's a test for you.

What's this?

http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc520/sel366/d6d9ce9fd74cc54e2bfcb1a94df658a5_zps8d05dfc7.jpg

Vacation pic of the Sistine Chapel?

Posted: 12/23/2014 1:28:43 AM EDT

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Vacation pic of the Sistine Chapel?

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I did just notice they have Mexicansk Pizza

It's not a Taco!

The logo shows a taco.

They serve pizza.

If that's not some sort of passive-aggressive Euro crap, I don't know what is!

To Danes, it's all just weird foreign food, so it's basically the same. A taco just looks like a miniature pizza that some guy in a sombrero dropped on the floor and then served anyway.

Okay, here's a test for you.

What's this?

http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc520/sel366/d6d9ce9fd74cc54e2bfcb1a94df658a5_zps8d05dfc7.jpg

Vacation pic of the Sistine Chapel?

Close enough.

I also would have accepted "Goose."