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I've tried to get booby pictures of my wife for a lot of years. Never had any luck trying to bargain with her to get any. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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My penultimate love is the only person whose phone I haunt. He usually has good booby pictures. The only pictures on my husband's phone are of me. I've tried to get booby pictures of my wife for a lot of years. Never had any luck trying to bargain with her to get any. He doesn't have any booby pictures of me. I'm an old woman. Even a boobs only photo would have to be done in portrait orientation. |
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It's not just to look at competition, it's to establish her place, how far she can go in controlling you.
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He doesn't have any booby pictures of me. I'm an old woman. Even a boobs only photo would have to be done in portrait orientation. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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My penultimate love is the only person whose phone I haunt. He usually has good booby pictures. The only pictures on my husband's phone are of me. I've tried to get booby pictures of my wife for a lot of years. Never had any luck trying to bargain with her to get any. He doesn't have any booby pictures of me. I'm an old woman. Even a boobs only photo would have to be done in portrait orientation. |
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He doesn't have any booby pictures of me. I'm an old woman. Even a boobs only photo would have to be done in portrait orientation. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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My penultimate love is the only person whose phone I haunt. He usually has good booby pictures. The only pictures on my husband's phone are of me. I've tried to get booby pictures of my wife for a lot of years. Never had any luck trying to bargain with her to get any. He doesn't have any booby pictures of me. I'm an old woman. Even a boobs only photo would have to be done in portrait orientation. Lol. I'm sure you know how to entertain your husband. That's what pics are about. My wife is 31 and is wicked hot. She has no excuses to not provide me pics to entertain. |
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Mix this pic in with the rest of your pics http://<a href=http://i701.photobucket.com/albums/ww14/Scootertrash60/WTF_zps672b23f8.jpg</a>" /> View Quote first thought: What the FUCK. second thought: Permaban third thought: what the hell |
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All these comments don't seem to be taking into account his specification that he's basically talking about random girls. Not girlfriends or wives who might feel justified in snooping.
I find that distasteful too but the idea of a coworker or something just grabbing my phone and going through it is bizarre. |
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I quit showing stuff to people that like to physically grab my phone to look at something I'm showing them. It's fucking annoying.
If you can't see the picture on my iPhone 6+, you need to see an eye doctor. |
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Lol. I'm sure you know how to entertain your husband. That's what pics are about. My wife is 31 and is wicked hot. She has no excuses to not provide me pics to entertain. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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My penultimate love is the only person whose phone I haunt. He usually has good booby pictures. The only pictures on my husband's phone are of me. I've tried to get booby pictures of my wife for a lot of years. Never had any luck trying to bargain with her to get any. He doesn't have any booby pictures of me. I'm an old woman. Even a boobs only photo would have to be done in portrait orientation. Lol. I'm sure you know how to entertain your husband. That's what pics are about. My wife is 31 and is wicked hot. She has no excuses to not provide me pics to entertain. I concur. Back in the day, what my (now) ex-husband and I spent on Polaroid film would have easily fed a fair sized village in a third world country. |
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I've never had a chick pick up my phone and look through it.
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This. They want to know if there are any women they know so they can gossip about you. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Because they are interested in having a committed relationship with you and want to know if there are any other competitors. Its not rocket science. This. They want to know if there are any women they know so they can gossip about you. There's nothing that concerns me more when a current female friend realizes she knows your current s/o, or even just your current romantic pursuit. Inevitably I hear "Oh, we were talking about you yesterday..." followed by a devilish smile, which I think is always intentionally meant to be devilish even if no real information was exchanged. |
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Curiosity and a shit test, they want to see how much shit you will allow them to get away with.
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I've been married for 10 years, so none of the women that did it to me are looking for a relationship. But now that you mention it, yeah, dudes don't do that shit. The last time it happened, I was at a party, and showed a lady I barely knew a picture of me and my wife hiking Monadnock. She looked at the pic for like 5 seconds, then started flipping away. I thought it was rude, and I've never had another guy do that.
Also, what's the etiquette for when you borrow someone's phone to look up a movie time, or restaurant phone number, and upon opening the browser, it's just 5 tabs of ALL THE FUCKING PORN? Motherfucker never heard of incognito mode? His girlfriend was right there, too. I wanted to bust his balls about it, but just kept my mouth shut. |
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It's a strange phenomenon for sure.
In Zimbabwe a woman was playing with my iPhone while I was resting. She has a non-smart phone but is very intelligent. She works for a company that has stationed her out in the sticks where there is no data or Internet. So within a short period of time she figures out how Spotlight Search works and started pulling up all sorts of embarrassing emails and texts that I thought were deleted. Fucking iPhone nearly got me killed in a third world country. Never let a woman troll through your phone. A more recent incident. Last week I was at the tranny ball. A charity affair for children who's parent has died from HIV. I was with a lady friend and two of her girlfriends. Note that drunk women get horny watching trannies perform on stage. One of the friends asked about my children so I go to my photos and find a pic of my daughter kicking some ass in a roller derby bout. This is always good for some conversation. My lady friend gets the phone and starts scrolling and stops on a picture of Cher making the half closed eyes expression that she used to do in the 70s. She says "who is this woman?". I told her it was Cher from the 70s and the other women all had to study the picture and agree that it was Cher and not some woman I am banging on the side. This led to even more interesting conversation. |
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Why do girls get upset when a guy goes through their underwear when they are just trying them on....creepy Rob Lowe.
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There's nothing that concerns me more when a current female friend realizes she knows your current s/o, or even just your current romantic pursuit. Inevitably I hear "Oh, we were talking about you yesterday..." followed by a devilish smile, which I think is always intentionally meant to be devilish even if no real information was exchanged. View Quote My ex-husband's wife has been my best female friend for better than twenty years. We talk on the phone at least once a month. I'll be yapping along about some trivial aspect of life in Janeville, and when I pause to catch my breath, Sharon will say some shit like: "Well, bless his heart, I think he does the best he can, but it's not very big, you know." Then I hear Brian in the background yelling, "GodDAMMIT, Sharon". I get the giggles everytime. |
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A few years ago a client of mine gave me her phone to look at a few pics. I was swipeing along and then bam; selfie with lingerie and tits mostly showing. I swiped back to the middle of the pics she wanted me to see and I gave it back lol.
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I concur. Back in the day, what my (now) ex-husband and I spent on Polaroid film would have easily fed a fair sized village in a third world country. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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My penultimate love is the only person whose phone I haunt. He usually has good booby pictures. The only pictures on my husband's phone are of me. I've tried to get booby pictures of my wife for a lot of years. Never had any luck trying to bargain with her to get any. He doesn't have any booby pictures of me. I'm an old woman. Even a boobs only photo would have to be done in portrait orientation. Lol. I'm sure you know how to entertain your husband. That's what pics are about. My wife is 31 and is wicked hot. She has no excuses to not provide me pics to entertain. I concur. Back in the day, what my (now) ex-husband and I spent on Polaroid film would have easily fed a fair sized village in a third world country. Lol. I never got to use Polaroid cameras much. I did find shoeboxes full of Polaroid nudes under a bed on a search of a dead guys trailer once. I pulled one out and the top of the box fell off. I was startled, yelled the fuck, and dropped one of the boxes on the bed. Nudies pics went flying everywhere. It turned out it was the dead guy and his late wife. We placed the pictures between 1970 and 1985 because of her full bush and his dick had sideburns. That and they were meticulously labeled with time, date, and location. The next-of-kin were warned not to look in the boxes that we put back, and just to destroy, unless they wanted to be impressed by how flexible grandpa was and how much of a freak grandma was back in their glory days. Now we have our didgital cameras and smart phones with high quality picture texting capabilities. You'd think while I'm on the road or for a special day surprise I'd get a picture or two. But nothing. The fuck? |
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I don't understand this. I wouldn't ask any girl to ask to go through her phone? Is that like marking her territory? View Quote If this is even on the table, you are a Beta. Sorry about the bad news. |
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Only time I've had something like that happen was with my ex-boss.
I was sitting in my cube and he was in the door way talking about something. I pulled my phone out to show him a picture and started flipping through my phone to find it, he walked over and tried to hover over my phone as I flipped through. Pulled my phone back and gave him a WTF look and told him to back off. The guy was socially retarded though + a dickhead. Feel bad for his family. |
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.......................... My ex-husband's wife has been my best female friend for better than twenty years. We talk on the phone at least once a month. I'll be yapping along about some trivial aspect of life in Janeville, and when I pause to catch my breath, Sharon will say some shit like: "Well, bless his heart, I think he does the best he can, but it's not very big, you know." Then I hear Brian in the background yelling, "GodDAMMIT, Sharon". I get the giggles everytime. View Quote My wife and her brother have to do that when they are on the phone...........MAN CAN THOSE TWO TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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I've been married for 10 years, so none of the women that did it to me are looking for a relationship. But now that you mention it, yeah, dudes don't do that shit. The last time it happened, I was at a party, and showed a lady I barely knew a picture of me and my wife hiking Monadnock. She looked at the pic for like 5 seconds, then started flipping away. I thought it was rude, and I've never had another guy do that. Also, what's the etiquette for when you borrow someone's phone to look up a movie time, or restaurant phone number, and upon opening the browser, it's just 5 tabs of ALL THE FUCKING PORN? Motherfucker never heard of incognito mode? His girlfriend was right there, too. I wanted to bust his balls about it, but just kept my mouth shut. View Quote Protocol after that happening would be to find the nearest sink or hand sanitizer and clean yo hands! |
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If it had been anyone else I'd have been smacking some paws. This actually happens regularly? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I've never heard of such. I've had one person start flipping through my pics after I handed them my phone to show them the ONE pic up on the screen. It was a friend of my mom's and maybe she just isn't up on phone etiquette because she's older, I guess. I just grabbed my phone back and said, "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Scroll at your own risk!" We laughed, she looked a little embarrassed and that was that. I've never seen anyone else think it was acceptable to do that. Happens all too often. If it had been anyone else I'd have been smacking some paws. This actually happens regularly? Weird. The only time I look at my husband's phone is when I'm using it to call mine after it goes missing. Dunno why some girls would go through someone's phone, but it's clearly not a universal thing. |
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I don't understand this. I wouldn't ask any girl to ask to go through her phone? Is that like marking her territory? View Quote Serious question OP...are you married? Why do you think it's limited to only girls and not wives or girlfriends? |
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Weird. The only time I look at my husband's phone is when I'm using it to call mine after it goes missing. Dunno why some girls would go through someone's phone, but it's clearly not a universal thing. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I've never heard of such. I've had one person start flipping through my pics after I handed them my phone to show them the ONE pic up on the screen. It was a friend of my mom's and maybe she just isn't up on phone etiquette because she's older, I guess. I just grabbed my phone back and said, "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Scroll at your own risk!" We laughed, she looked a little embarrassed and that was that. I've never seen anyone else think it was acceptable to do that. Happens all too often. If it had been anyone else I'd have been smacking some paws. This actually happens regularly? Weird. The only time I look at my husband's phone is when I'm using it to call mine after it goes missing. Dunno why some girls would go through someone's phone, but it's clearly not a universal thing. Yep. He gets irritated when he gives it to me to look something up because I can't figure the damn thing out. I'll only look at or answer it if he's brought it to me and said, "I have to mow the yard but I'm expecting a call. Please answer it and come get me." |
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I'm going to call bullshit. This is an equal opportunity offense. I had a guy go through mine on the third (and final date).
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it's like looking into your soul. Tell her ok if you let me look in your purse. View Quote My husband has a weird aversion to my pocketbook. He'll ask for my keys or a pen or something, and if I say it's in my purse, he will not get it. He's gone so far as to bring me my purse if I'm busy with something, just so I can rummage around in there and find whatever it is. He knows he can just go in there and get stuff; doesn't bother me a bit, but he will not do it. EVAR. It's the damndest thing. |
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My husband has a weird aversion to my pocketbook. He'll ask for my keys or a pen or something, and if I say it's in my purse, he will not get it. He's gone so far as to bring me my purse if I'm busy with something, just so I can rummage around in there and find whatever it is. He knows he can just go in there and get stuff; doesn't bother me a bit, but he will not do it. EVAR. It's the damndest thing. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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it's like looking into your soul. Tell her ok if you let me look in your purse. My husband has a weird aversion to my pocketbook. He'll ask for my keys or a pen or something, and if I say it's in my purse, he will not get it. He's gone so far as to bring me my purse if I'm busy with something, just so I can rummage around in there and find whatever it is. He knows he can just go in there and get stuff; doesn't bother me a bit, but he will not do it. EVAR. It's the damndest thing. Two nights ago I needed some money to go buy a couple of beers to watch part of a football game at the local bar. I stole it out of my wife's purse. |
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My husband has a weird aversion to my pocketbook. He'll ask for my keys or a pen or something, and if I say it's in my purse, he will not get it. He's gone so far as to bring me my purse if I'm busy with something, just so I can rummage around in there and find whatever it is. He knows he can just go in there and get stuff; doesn't bother me a bit, but he will not do it. EVAR. It's the damndest thing. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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it's like looking into your soul. Tell her ok if you let me look in your purse. My husband has a weird aversion to my pocketbook. He'll ask for my keys or a pen or something, and if I say it's in my purse, he will not get it. He's gone so far as to bring me my purse if I'm busy with something, just so I can rummage around in there and find whatever it is. He knows he can just go in there and get stuff; doesn't bother me a bit, but he will not do it. EVAR. It's the damndest thing. Same! I think they outgrow their mystification and fear of pads and tampons-----but not the purse. |
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I have the EXACT SAME aversion to going into a purse. Fuck that, hand it to her, let her get it out
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I have the EXACT SAME aversion to going into a purse. Fuck that, hand it to her, let her get it out View Quote I think mine is afraid something might grab his hand. I suspect it's more of an issue of time management. He could spend 10 minutes in there and not find what he was looking for and I can grab it on the first try. Still.....nobody likes a quitter. |
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....................... Weird. The only time I look at my husband's phone is when I'm using it to call mine after it goes missing. Dunno why some girls would go through someone's phone, but it's clearly not a universal thing. Was he looking through your phone? No clue, but I doubt it. My phone is boring. I send all the juicy pics to his phone and then delete them from mine. |
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The only time I've ever had that happen was when she wanted to sneak her number in there without notifying the rest of the people in the area.
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My husband has a weird aversion to my pocketbook. He'll ask for my keys or a pen or something, and if I say it's in my purse, he will not get it. He's gone so far as to bring me my purse if I'm busy with something, just so I can rummage around in there and find whatever it is. He knows he can just go in there and get stuff; doesn't bother me a bit, but he will not do it. EVAR. It's the damndest thing. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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it's like looking into your soul. Tell her ok if you let me look in your purse. My husband has a weird aversion to my pocketbook. He'll ask for my keys or a pen or something, and if I say it's in my purse, he will not get it. He's gone so far as to bring me my purse if I'm busy with something, just so I can rummage around in there and find whatever it is. He knows he can just go in there and get stuff; doesn't bother me a bit, but he will not do it. EVAR. It's the damndest thing. I agree with your husband. Trying to find something in a womans purse is like trying to get out of a black hole. |
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My husband has a weird aversion to my pocketbook. He'll ask for my keys or a pen or something, and if I say it's in my purse, he will not get it. He's gone so far as to bring me my purse if I'm busy with something, just so I can rummage around in there and find whatever it is. He knows he can just go in there and get stuff; doesn't bother me a bit, but he will not do it. EVAR. It's the damndest thing. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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it's like looking into your soul. Tell her ok if you let me look in your purse. My husband has a weird aversion to my pocketbook. He'll ask for my keys or a pen or something, and if I say it's in my purse, he will not get it. He's gone so far as to bring me my purse if I'm busy with something, just so I can rummage around in there and find whatever it is. He knows he can just go in there and get stuff; doesn't bother me a bit, but he will not do it. EVAR. It's the damndest thing. Guy's don't get into women's purses. It's like a guy telling their SO to go into their tackle box to get their #3 shadripper lure. |
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Guy's don't get into women's purses. It's like a guy telling their SO to go into their tackle box to get their #3 shadripper lure. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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it's like looking into your soul. Tell her ok if you let me look in your purse. My husband has a weird aversion to my pocketbook. He'll ask for my keys or a pen or something, and if I say it's in my purse, he will not get it. He's gone so far as to bring me my purse if I'm busy with something, just so I can rummage around in there and find whatever it is. He knows he can just go in there and get stuff; doesn't bother me a bit, but he will not do it. EVAR. It's the damndest thing. Guy's don't get into women's purses. It's like a guy telling their SO to go into their tackle box to get their #3 shadripper lure. I could understand if he had no clue what he was looking for, but a pen is pretty self-explanatory. If I needed a #3 shadripper lure and knew there was one in my husband's tacklebox and he didn't care if I went after it, I'd dive right in. |
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I could understand if he had no clue what he was looking for, but a pen is pretty self-explanatory. If I needed a #3 shadripper lure and knew there was one in my husband's tacklebox and he didn't care if I went after it, I'd dive right in. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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it's like looking into your soul. Tell her ok if you let me look in your purse. My husband has a weird aversion to my pocketbook. He'll ask for my keys or a pen or something, and if I say it's in my purse, he will not get it. He's gone so far as to bring me my purse if I'm busy with something, just so I can rummage around in there and find whatever it is. He knows he can just go in there and get stuff; doesn't bother me a bit, but he will not do it. EVAR. It's the damndest thing. Guy's don't get into women's purses. It's like a guy telling their SO to go into their tackle box to get their #3 shadripper lure. I could understand if he had no clue what he was looking for, but a pen is pretty self-explanatory. If I needed a #3 shadripper lure and knew there was one in my husband's tacklebox and he didn't care if I went after it, I'd dive right in. We really don't like getting into purses....we really REALLY don't. |
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