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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Arfcom GD Thread Title Haiku Challenge

Posted: 12/20/2014 1:34:26 AM EDT

The challenge:

Make a Haiku (5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables) using unedited Arfcom thread titles.

Bonus points if it comes close to making sense. More bonus points if it doesn't make sense but makes beer come out my nose.

No cheating...anyone caught using their own thread titles has to put down the Cheetos, get dressed in something more than underwear and leave the basement for 5 minutes.

My entry:

Well, I'm conflicted...
I want to paint my rifle.
Are you the police?

And...fo

Posted: 12/20/2014 1:47:10 AM EDT

[#1]

OK. Got another one.

Just pulled two feet of
Plastic out of my dog's butt.
How big is to big?

I think I'm winning so far.

Posted: 12/20/2014 3:32:06 AM EDT

[#2]

What is yellow thing?
How to massage your possum
The Beast of Turin

Posted: 12/20/2014 3:33:16 AM EDT

[#3]

This gum is so good
Rule 303. Just Because
Stairway to Heaven

Posted: 12/20/2014 3:37:36 AM EDT

[#4]

Well I'm conflicted...
Would you bang Mindy Kaling?
How much do you shoot?

Posted: 12/20/2014 3:38:20 AM EDT

[#5]

Are you the police?
Vacation in Florida
Well I'm conflicted

Posted: 12/20/2014 3:39:34 AM EDT

[#6]

This gum is so good
He just peed in our toaster!
What is yellow thing?

Posted: 12/20/2014 4:07:53 AM EDT

[#7]

Haikus are for fags
Sausage smokers amirite
Tell me what I won

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Arfcom GD Thread Title Haiku Challenge

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