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Posted: 12/20/2014 1:24:39 AM EDT
How many women actually appreciate the potential? In no other situation is a detour more welcome.



Ladies, do your man a solid. One of my favoritests exes did it every fucking time we got in the car. I almost ran over a damn traffic cop once, he freaked out when the tires locked but when her blond head popped up he laughed and waved us on.




Road Head. Making the world a better place.
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 1:30:28 AM EDT
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I hit a fuckin filing cabinet on the interstate while getting road head once.  In her car.   Doozy.
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 1:30:31 AM EDT
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I don't get it anymore..
 
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 1:46:29 AM EDT
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Good thread.

I shall plan a road trip for Sunday in the new truck
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 1:47:37 AM EDT
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I can either drive, or get a blow job.  Not both.
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 1:49:38 AM EDT
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Road trip road head
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 1:51:16 AM EDT
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Works with bench seats. Fucking consoles, not so much. I've only gotten a handy in my truck
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 1:58:10 AM EDT
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Never cared for it, not much of a head guy.  Had to tell the girlfriend, no.  She seemed a little rejected.   But, I appreciated the offer.  
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 1:59:36 AM EDT
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Duh Fuq?
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Duh Fuq?


Agreed
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 2:06:47 AM EDT
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Just pull over and get a motel for Chrissakes. Road head is worse than texting.

Motorcycle handjobs, well...that's another story. A messy one. I bet it doesn't end well if you're on a sportbike. Geometry's a bitch.
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 2:09:10 AM EDT
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you know how GD knows you have the ghey?
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 2:09:24 AM EDT
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I feel like road head isn't appreciated anymore. I got it in high school once, but that was it. Sigh
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 2:11:06 AM EDT
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  Works with bench seats. Fucking consoles, not so much. I've only gotten a handy in my truck
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I shall plan a road trip for Sunday in the new truck

  Works with bench seats. Fucking consoles, not so much. I've only gotten a handy in my truck


It's possible with center consoles. My ex wanted a challenge so she gave it a shot, her ass was sticking far up in the air which neither of us minded. She ended up sucking me off in a Taco Bell bathroom when we got into town.
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Uhhhhhhh
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 2:11:45 AM EDT
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Road head at night on a windy road can be dangerous.


The more you know.
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 2:13:02 AM EDT
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An ex sat on my stick shift once and made it disappear. The vehicle was off though.
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 2:14:33 AM EDT
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Ahh memories.  The 69 Chrysler 300 two-door with a bench seat was the perfect car for a couple in college.  The 66 Chrysler 300 I have now has a stupid console.  Maybe I should swap it out for a buddy seat and a column shift.
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lmao

 
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Link Posted: 12/20/2014 2:18:17 AM EDT
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Not road head but a friend of mine told me she was driving along and a car started passing her but slowed down next to her for a while.  I can't remember if she told me he honked to get her attention or what but she looked over and he lifted his hips up to show that he was jerking off.
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Link Posted: 12/20/2014 2:19:36 AM EDT
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Best road head was going thru a toll booth, stopping for change.

All I had was a $20 and wasn't leaving that size tip.



We were both naked, too.
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 2:20:33 AM EDT
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I don't appreciate you fuckin with me right now




These are serious times.
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It's possible with center consoles. My ex wanted a challenge so she gave it a shot, her ass was sticking far up in the air which neither of us minded. She ended up sucking me off in a Taco Bell bathroom when we got into town.




 
Proof positive it's a futile endeavor. You had to stop at a classy spot to close the deal.




Without a console road head is superbly ergonomic. With it lies the benefit of a spot for the blaster. Fucking decisions...
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 2:37:02 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/20/2014 2:42:24 AM EDT
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Motorcycle handjobs, well...that's another story. A messy one. I bet it doesn't end well if you're on a sportbike. Geometry's a bitch.
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Did you measure the area of spooge soilage or did you mean physics?
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Did you measure the area of spooge soilage or did you mean physics?
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Motorcycle handjobs, well...that's another story. A messy one. I bet it doesn't end well if you're on a sportbike. Geometry's a bitch.


Did you measure the area of spooge soilage or did you mean physics?


I had to burn my leather jacket afterwards. It was not a good day. Leather is expensive. Thank god my helmet was untouched. Honda CB900, not a crotch rocket.
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 3:04:47 AM EDT
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I had to burn my leather jacket afterwards. It was not a good day. Leather is expensive. Thank god my helmet was untouched. Honda CB900, not a crotch rocket.
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Just pull over and get a motel for Chrissakes. Road head is worse than texting.

Motorcycle handjobs, well...that's another story. A messy one. I bet it doesn't end well if you're on a sportbike. Geometry's a bitch.


Did you measure the area of spooge soilage or did you mean physics?


I had to burn my leather jacket afterwards. It was not a good day. Leather is expensive. Thank god my helmet was untouched. Honda CB900, not a crotch rocket.


I see.  I thought you were going somewhere else with that one.  
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 3:06:30 AM EDT
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I got it once and I couldn't enjoy it.  Too busy trying not to kill myself or anyone else.

Link Posted: 12/20/2014 3:10:03 AM EDT
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Done that while driving before.  Not wrecking just takes practice.



 
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 3:12:23 AM EDT
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I got it once and haven't been able to talk her into it since
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In my experience the most giving were also the most psycho.




Fun, but insane.
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 3:21:49 AM EDT
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LOVE IT

had a crazy ex that would just go at it randomly...good times
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 3:23:34 AM EDT
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I shall plan a road trip for Sunday in the new truck

  Works with bench seats. Fucking consoles, not so much. I've only gotten a handy in my truck


dafuq? I've gotten roadhead many a times in a vehicle with a console, tell your woman to try harder
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 3:25:35 AM EDT
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Current vehicle still has a broken cup holder in the center console from road head
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 3:26:09 AM EDT
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Sounds like a good way to get your dick bitten off.
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 3:27:37 AM EDT
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Yet still worth the risk.
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 3:29:20 AM EDT
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Never had it. Got a road tug a couple times. It felt very naughty.
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dafuq? I've gotten roadhead many a times in a vehicle with a console, tell your woman to try harder




 
In a GMC truck? I could see it being a bit of a challenge, that shit comes up to my man tits. I just think a bit of consideration is due to her, she did try.




But it's all over now, I need someone more athletic.
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 3:31:33 AM EDT
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has happened,  but I found it but highly distracting,  and I couldn't quit worry about the fact that one airbag deployment, and you'd be calling me nancy the rest of my life.

When she tries,  I generally make for a deserted area post haste and get off the road.

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You need to do your part, be a responsible driver.
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 3:32:54 AM EDT
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Lotsa potholes round here.
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Steer, motherfucker.
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  Steer, motherfucker.
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  Steer, motherfucker.


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OP, you're talking about it like you're in high school. Its not really cool and neither are you. lol
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Mentally, I'm still in junior high.




And yes road head is fucking cool, and so am I.







Cooooooooool
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Are you out of your mind, dude road head is awesome
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 4:02:36 AM EDT
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  In a GMC truck? I could see it being a bit of a challenge, that shit comes up to my man tits. I just think a bit of consideration is due to her, she did try.

But it's all over now, I need someone more athletic.
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I shall plan a road trip for Sunday in the new truck

  Works with bench seats. Fucking consoles, not so much. I've only gotten a handy in my truck


dafuq? I've gotten roadhead many a times in a vehicle with a console, tell your woman to try harder

  In a GMC truck? I could see it being a bit of a challenge, that shit comes up to my man tits. I just think a bit of consideration is due to her, she did try.

But it's all over now, I need someone more athletic.


No not in a GMC truck, that would be quite the feat to accomplish
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