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View Quote Nope. I like that commercial. |
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Would smash....all of them...
Like another poster said "low risk entry" ....just for fun at that point.... I wish I coulda kept my wife pregnant....sex drive went through the roof....boobs got bigger...and don't have to worry bout getting pregnant....it's just the next 18 years that suck.... It did help that my wife was just as hot pregnant as not....both kids she walked outta the hospital weighing the same as she did before she got knocked up. |
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Would smash all five, one after another. It would take me five minutes.
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That tawdry little dance is how they got that way. View Quote mmm, mmm, mmm... I love me some pregnant chicks. I loved my wife pregnant, it was like having a different chick every few weeks., small bewbs, big bewbs, small waist big waist, average libido, crazy horny libido. it was awesome. I am so turned on by the pregnant female form, I can't be the only one? |
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Your biological role is still defense. A man who can't take care of his wife and kids isn't much of a man. You can call it sexist but the truth of the matter is we're built for it. There's nothing unsavory about prep for combat as a family man. We distort gender roles with our pop culture today but in terms of size and hormones it's exactly what we're wired for. Anyone who's trained with women knows it, even if it's politically unacceptable to acknowledge. Size, weight, respective percentages of body fat and muscle mass, load bearing, bone density, aggression - that's on us. Decent men do quit or quiet other behaviors though, like the frequency and intensity of bar nights or the financially irresponsible impulse rifle buy. Suggestive dancing can be a paycheck, I guess, but I don't think it's got the same physiological mandate, and I'd like to believe it falls more on the juvenile side, behaviors to quash when you're a grown-up. There will be kids looking at you all the time soon - it's not oppressive to suggest that maybe not everything need be sexualized. I'm not saying they shouldn't do it, or you shouldn't enjoy it, but it sure isn't for me. And the santa/baby/hurry-down-my-chimney lyrics and corresponding birth visuals definitely wilt my tinsel. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I think it's cool they are dancing and moving like that when they are that far along. It'd be cool if it wasn't fucking trashy. You surrender the "smack-that-ass" dance from your repertoire when you decide to be a parent. meh, not when you're a professional dancer and you're getting paid good money to do it. And when you've been working out hard and are in good shape. I was supposed to give up fighting and smashing people when I got married too, but I was paid to do it. So once a week, I did it with zeal. Your biological role is still defense. A man who can't take care of his wife and kids isn't much of a man. You can call it sexist but the truth of the matter is we're built for it. There's nothing unsavory about prep for combat as a family man. We distort gender roles with our pop culture today but in terms of size and hormones it's exactly what we're wired for. Anyone who's trained with women knows it, even if it's politically unacceptable to acknowledge. Size, weight, respective percentages of body fat and muscle mass, load bearing, bone density, aggression - that's on us. Decent men do quit or quiet other behaviors though, like the frequency and intensity of bar nights or the financially irresponsible impulse rifle buy. Suggestive dancing can be a paycheck, I guess, but I don't think it's got the same physiological mandate, and I'd like to believe it falls more on the juvenile side, behaviors to quash when you're a grown-up. There will be kids looking at you all the time soon - it's not oppressive to suggest that maybe not everything need be sexualized. I'm not saying they shouldn't do it, or you shouldn't enjoy it, but it sure isn't for me. And the santa/baby/hurry-down-my-chimney lyrics and corresponding birth visuals definitely wilt my tinsel. that's fair, and I understand your viewpoint and it's certainly valid. It clearly isn't for everyone. It might be juvenile behavior, especially for moms, but even as a highly conservative person from a highly conservative culture, I didn't find this particularly offensive. It's a mildly tongue in cheek add showing some women who aren't normally viewed as sexy, be kinda sexy. Who am I to point fingers if they want to dance and be a little sexy? Considering the sum total of all the things I see "wrong" every day, this seems pretty low on the list of things to worry about. I am not particularly bothered by women who want to still be sexy if they are a little older, or pregnant or whatever. it's fine with me I guess. But I understand how it might not be for you or yours. I might be slightly colored by the fact my wife was a dancer, and does a lot of zumba. other than the bellies, this looks a lot like her zumba classes she goes to |
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No way they are all pregnant. They are dancers with prosthetic baby bellies. My daughter had to wear one for 48 hours for a child care class in high school.
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I would crush the one second to the left. What if the second one on the left was: http://fangamers.net/imagehosting/1735454b41b91776.jpg Yea Pirates need love too, but this one looks like a guy. I would have to do a saftey cheak first. Your instincts will serve you well, padawan. Don't Care HOT |
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Would smash....all of them... Like another poster said "low risk entry" ....just for fun at that point.... I wish I coulda kept my wife pregnant....sex drive went through the roof....boobs got bigger...and don't have to worry bout getting pregnant....it's just the next 18 years that suck.... It did help that my wife was just as hot pregnant as not....both kids she walked outta the hospital weighing the same as she did before she got knocked up. View Quote You are a very lucky man. My wife gained 30lbs and decided to keep it. She's a good mother and good wife, just wish she cared enough to try to keep herself desirable to me. |
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Threads were created, comments were made, the commercial worked flawlessly.
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No way they are all pregnant. They are dancers with prosthetic baby bellies. My daughter had to wear one for 48 hours for a child care class in high school. View Quote My wife is a Zumba instructor and continued teaching her full hour-lomg class all the way up to two weeks before delivery. Trying to hold her legs during birth was a serious chore. |
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When they get pregnant and the hormones get jacked up, they really like sex.
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There is something very feminine and attractive about hot preggo chicks. I could hardly keep my hands off my wife through all three of our pregnancies. In short, I would destroy each one of them.
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I'm not pregnant, nor ever been, and I couldn't dance like that. View Quote I was about 6 months pregnant with my first and for some reason thought I was going to show my mom a dance move for Bidi Bidi Bom Bom from the Selena movie. I don't know what I was thinking because it's basically twisting one direction from the waist up, the opposite direction from the waist down, back and forth really fast. I think it's actually called the washing machine because it looks like the way the agitator and tub move counter to each other. At any rate, I could actually FEEL the water sloshing around and the baby bumping against my sides. I just did it for a few seconds and then had to sit down because that feeling was so disorienting and it felt a lot like sea sickness. Other dancing was fine but that twisting back and forth was a no-go. |
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It doesn't disturb me, and they are beautiful girls, but I do find it kinda weird.
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No way they are all pregnant. They are dancers with prosthetic baby bellies. My daughter had to wear one for 48 hours for a child care class in high school. View Quote http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2014/12/01/joe-boxer-kmart-holiday-advertising-marketing-christmas-retail/70107040/ |
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I actually like Joe Boxer boxer briefs. After Dillard's stopped selling my preferred brand, I had to find a new goto boxer brief and Joe Boxer turned out to be great.
And pregnant women can be sexy (like all of the women in that commercial) but that commercial was a little odd. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Just doesn't rustle my jimmies. The dance they're doing is a bit distasteful, but I feel that way no matter who's dancing like that.
Pregnant girls can dance and be sexy and active all the way through the end of the third trimester. Good on them for staying active and in shape and working. They could always be lazy, couch potato, FSA freeloaders. |
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No way they are all pregnant. They are dancers with prosthetic baby bellies. My daughter had to wear one for 48 hours for a child care class in high school. http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2014/12/01/joe-boxer-kmart-holiday-advertising-marketing-christmas-retail/70107040/ I would have lost money on that bet. Pretty cool. |
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I will never shop at K-Mart again, because it is owned by Sears.
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Quoted: Must, stop, watching, arm, gonna, fall, off. Preggo chicks are sexy (no fetish) Could care less how they dance on a commercial. Better than dudes balls or whatever was the uproar last year. View Quote LOL, sounds like you have a fetish. Not even gonna lie, I do... But the commercial is just meh. |
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Quoted: Racists apparently. Read the comments, it'll give you a new found appreciation for the high IQ levels found in GD. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Kmart has stooped lower and lower with their crappy ghetto commercials. What advertising genius is responsible for that crap of a company? Racists apparently. Read the comments, it'll give you a new found appreciation for the high IQ levels found in GD. Why do you think I love this place / spent so many years and hours here? Fucking GD, it's like the intellectual stronghold of the internets... and I'm not even joking! We get some floaters in the punch bowl on occasion, along with their cockageddons, but for the most part... |
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I would have lost money on that bet. Pretty cool. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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No way they are all pregnant. They are dancers with prosthetic baby bellies. My daughter had to wear one for 48 hours for a child care class in high school. http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2014/12/01/joe-boxer-kmart-holiday-advertising-marketing-christmas-retail/70107040/ I would have lost money on that bet. Pretty cool. The first time i saw it i thought the same thing. |
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Looking at the way they dance, it's easy to see how they got pregnant. They look barely out of high school, but it's cool to be a single mom these days. You know, because it's whatever. Where were the dads? Oh yeah... Are you serious or is my parody meter broken? Lot of assumptions in that post. Full retard? Uh, missed the smiley did you? |
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Quoted: Suggestive dancing can be a paycheck, I guess, but I don't think it's got the same physiological mandate, and I'd like to believe it falls more on the juvenile side, behaviors to quash when you're a grown-up. There will be kids looking at you all the time soon - it's not oppressive to suggest that maybe not everything need be sexualized. View Quote I'm not saying they shouldn't do it, or you shouldn't enjoy it, but it sure isn't for me. And the santa/baby/hurry-down-my-chimney lyrics and corresponding birth visuals definitely wilt my tinsel. I'm probably in the minority on this, but the trashy dancing shit... twerking and other behavior typically found in Major Lazer videos, yeah... not for me. I don't find it a turn on. The santa baby chimney shit I just thought was retarded, typical of the Kmart commercial content. At least they're consistent. |
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If by disturbed, you mean did I masturbate to that commercial... The answer is yes.
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Had to do a double take the first time it came on the TV, with all that dancing and singing and belly grabbing. Haha!
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Which is more distasteful? The pregnant women hoochie dancing, or the bellmen with the clappers? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PVhIMr4ScI |
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Which is more distasteful? The pregnant women hoochie dancing, or the bellmen with the clappers? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PVhIMr4ScI View Quote The future mothers dancing is much more distasteful. The bellmen at least have rhythm. My wife and friends agree. |
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View Quote I think it's cute. It's not a porno, it's a pajama commercial. |
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Methinks that the OP protests too much and obviously isn't man enough to party with a real (pregnant) woman.
Not really. That commercial is annoying as hell. Thought so the first time I saw it. Oh, and KMart sucks.....rant over. |
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