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I peed in my grandpas face while having a diaper change when I was new.
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Hah, just wait until he is old enough to walk and take off the diaper on his own...
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Yeah. Eventually, you'll learn to always have that part covered by something. Newb. |
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His expression has so much meme potential. View Quote he's been a very 'expressive' kid so far. The looks he gives us, at times, are hysterical. http://s671.photobucket.com/user/TheRedGoat/library/garden2014 TRG |
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Not guilty.
Well, not guilty of anything except being utterly adorable. |
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The toaster huh? Just thinking of our kitchen layout and even though the toaster is pretty close to the sink (I assume you were giving him a bath in the sink), that's still some serious range. The best my son ever did was pissing in his own ear. His range wasn't all that great. Plus, he only ever peed a couple times with his diaper off. We got lucky, except he did shit on my finger once while I was wiping him and not paying attention.
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Congrats TRG!
I know you can be an asshole sometimes but I'm sure you will be a great father!
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<a href="http://s671.photobucket.com/user/TheRedGoat/media/garden2014/nomoremilk_zps746fa58e.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/vv71/TheRedGoat/garden2014/nomoremilk_zps746fa58e.jpg</a> he's been a very 'expressive' kid so far. The looks he gives us, at times, are hysterical. http://s671.photobucket.com/user/TheRedGoat/library/garden2014 TRG View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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His expression has so much meme potential. <a href="http://s671.photobucket.com/user/TheRedGoat/media/garden2014/nomoremilk_zps746fa58e.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/vv71/TheRedGoat/garden2014/nomoremilk_zps746fa58e.jpg</a> he's been a very 'expressive' kid so far. The looks he gives us, at times, are hysterical. http://s671.photobucket.com/user/TheRedGoat/library/garden2014 TRG The one with the pacifier he looks like is is saying "Whatchu talkin' bout Willis?"! He is adorable! |
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The one with the pacifier he looks like is is saying "Whatchu talkin' bout Willis?"! He is adorable! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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His expression has so much meme potential. <a href="http://s671.photobucket.com/user/TheRedGoat/media/garden2014/nomoremilk_zps746fa58e.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/vv71/TheRedGoat/garden2014/nomoremilk_zps746fa58e.jpg</a> he's been a very 'expressive' kid so far. The looks he gives us, at times, are hysterical. http://s671.photobucket.com/user/TheRedGoat/library/garden2014 TRG The one with the pacifier he looks like is is saying "Whatchu talkin' bout Willis?"! He is adorable! Yup. Good call. TRG |
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Apparently it doesn't get better as then get older. Mine had the habit of sleep walking and peeing in random places, namely the trashcan. Once he opened the fridge, opened the vegetable drawer, and let her rip. He doesn't remember any of it. I thought, heck maybe he's trying to tell me he doesn't like vegetables.
This hasn't happened in a while now (he's 9), but from 5-7 it was a pretty regular occurrence. Congrats, BTW. |
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"You gotta be kidding, that's next?" Would explain the look on my wife-unit's face when she saw the video.... TRG View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
"You gotta be kidding, that's next?" Would explain the look on my wife-unit's face when she saw the video.... TRG Mine oldest, who is 4 1/2, shat across the room. Fortunately, it was the wife that dealt with it...... I was asleep, but got woken up to help clean. Learn to always keep the diaper close, meaning new one under the old one. I caught a stream o'poo one day, with diaper. |
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Cool story brah, was he born in Somalia and if so what are the hospital conditions like?
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Shoot, you and TRN both reproduced? Doomed we are. Just doomed.
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Projectile vomit and borrowing the car will make this small fries.
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I bet .01 oz. of gold that this child will have this tattoo on his L chest before his 18th birthday: BFL TRK Lucky kid. |
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Projectile vomit and borrowing the car will make this small fries. View Quote The former starts way before the latter. Just so you know. *ETA* Our oldest barfed in my eye one morning when she was less than a year old. My wife had fed her, laid her next to me in bed and was in the shower while I slept in a little on my day off. I was suddenly awoke by that little *Hic-Splork* sound she made when she barfed. I opened my eyes in a panic because I knew what that sound meant. Just in time to see the vomit plummeting straight for my left eye. My left eye |
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Lol.
My kiddo just reached 15 months. Best day was one morning on the way home from the fire station my wife called and said she wasn't feeling well and could I bring some crackers and sprite from the store. Got home, checked on wife. Went to check on daughter and she had puked all over the crib during the night and rolled around in it. So I threw gross baby in bath tub, clean baby in bed with wife, cleaned up the crib. Fortunately, baby seemed fine after that, if a little out of it. Of course after my wife got better I got it.
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wait a minute!!! I thought you were gay... Not just regular gay, but some kind of a crazy power bottom kind of gay... Now I'm confused.
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Ours is a year old in a few days. The VERY FIRST diaper I ever changed in my life (at 41 years old) he was down for the change, diaper off and he started spitting up, so I picked him up the way you do newborns, and he decided then was a great time to shit. So now I've got spit up all over my left shoulder and a hand-full of shit in my right hand. Needless to say, I called for backup.
I had heard stories of the range these little guys can have when they decide to let go (peeing) when on their backs without a diaper, and all I can say is that it should be a betting sport. Holy shit talk about hosing things down. Best story I have was him peeing straight up in the air about eye level with me, came back down on his face filling his eye-sockets before I realized what was going on and turned him on his side. Great times, great times..... and they keep getting better. |
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LOL!!! I was in a basenette or wtf they call it, and peed in a pot of soup my mom was making!!
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Congrats, but the though of TRG rating a child disturbes me.
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Quoted: The former starts way before the latter. Just so you know. *ETA* Our oldest barfed in my eye one morning when she was less than a year old. My wife had fed her, laid her next to me in bed and was in the shower while I slept in a little on my day off. I was suddenly awoke by that little *Hic-Splork* sound she made when she barfed. I opened my eyes in a panic because I knew what that sound meant. Just in time to see the vomit plummeting straight for my left eye. My left eye View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Projectile vomit and borrowing the car will make this small fries. The former starts way before the latter. Just so you know. *ETA* Our oldest barfed in my eye one morning when she was less than a year old. My wife had fed her, laid her next to me in bed and was in the shower while I slept in a little on my day off. I was suddenly awoke by that little *Hic-Splork* sound she made when she barfed. I opened my eyes in a panic because I knew what that sound meant. Just in time to see the vomit plummeting straight for my left eye. My left eye |
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Just wait until you shower with him and he sticks your own toothbrush up your ass.
Ahh, memories. And my son is almost 2. This is the best part, embrace and cherish it. (ETA: not the toothbrush up the ass part, but everything else) |
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Dominance and territory have been established and properly marked.
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Jesus, I can't imagine having to deal with a kid with the maturity level of a college student 24/7.
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