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Posted: 12/18/2014 10:44:18 PM EDT
What are the tenants of Dinduism

Who are the enlightened ones?  And what is the path to be lit up, er, enlightened?
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:53:00 PM EDT
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Life is suffering.  White man and the wealthy are the cause of all suffering.  There is a path to end suffering.  The path is violence and looting.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:57:02 PM EDT
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Yo' Momma will always save you.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:58:33 PM EDT
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Is Fergadishu the new Mecca for Dinduism?
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:58:59 PM EDT
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"they all Trayvon". "no justis , no peas"
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:59:38 PM EDT
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Or Detroit
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:05:13 PM EDT
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If someone has material wealth that you desire, they automatically must have acquired it via evil and oppression. When you perpetrate violence to steal their wealth, it is an act of liberation and the casting off of an oppressor.

Dinduist Philosopher ... droppin' syince yo.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:07:45 PM EDT
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I feel like I'm witnessing an important moment in history.

like when Buddah sat down, rubbed his belly and said, "get some rice paper and take this down."



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Ap! We need an ap.

Like this one

just tweak it to point to MO!

Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:07:46 PM EDT
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"That's real retarded sir" - the prophet Rachel Jeantel
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:08:57 PM EDT
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Actually it's Detroit.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:09:29 PM EDT
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"You'se ENTITLED..."
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:09:41 PM EDT
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Behold, the holy communion of Dinduism

Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:10:42 PM EDT
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awright dammit! gotta clean my damn screen now.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:11:23 PM EDT
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Dinduism or Dinduvianism?
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:11:39 PM EDT
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Dindu philosophy:



What did I do?



Nothing.



Did I?



No.





Sounds like applied nihilism.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:12:18 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:13:05 PM EDT
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The Golden Rule of Dinduism:

"Do unto others as they dindu unto you."
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:13:20 PM EDT
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For there to be good, there must be evil...

Behold, he who walks behind the row houses...



He is revealed in the cautionary tale, "Chilren of teh corn rows"
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:15:56 PM EDT
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Actually it's Detroit.
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Actually it's Detroit.


Nope ...It's  South Central in LA...ever see the movie "Friday"
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:16:11 PM EDT
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Dindu philosophy:



What did I do?



Nothing.



Did I?



No.





Sounds like applied nihilism.
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Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:16:41 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:18:09 PM EDT
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This thread will deliver as it has already!








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Amen Brutha!

Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:20:45 PM EDT
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Nope ...It's  South Central in LA...ever see the movie "Friday"
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Actually it's Detroit.


Nope ...It's  South Central in LA...ever see the movie "Friday"


Hey you have to make a pilgrimage to do it up right. At least Fergadishu is sorta in the middle of the country though Lebanon, Kansas actually is.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:22:56 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:23:16 PM EDT
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I told my parents about the Dindu meaning, and they almost shit themselves laughing.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:24:49 PM EDT
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Dinduism.com is available...

Just sayin...
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:25:05 PM EDT
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I almost shit myself laughing at that one.

However..... It was Watermelon Ice Tea, to be specific
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:27:04 PM EDT
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I almost hair myself laughing at that one.

However..... It was Watermelon Ice Tea, to be specific
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I almost hair myself laughing at that one.

However..... It was Watermelon Ice Tea, to be specific


Yo homie we be non-denominational Dindus.

So feel free to throw down a $1, $5, or $10...

No denomination is mandatory!
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:27:49 PM EDT
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tenets.

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tenets.



We president now.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:29:30 PM EDT
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In Dinduism you must always strive to turn your life around.  But you may not do so until you reach the afterlife.
 
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:30:02 PM EDT
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Zen Buddhist question to test one's mastery of Buddhism:

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Dinduist question to test a student's knowledge of Dinduism:

"What is the evidence you dindu nuffin if its not on the security camera?"
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:33:32 PM EDT
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Gots to bez rappin'
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:34:48 PM EDT
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I feel like I'm witnessing an important moment in history.

like when Buddah sat down, rubbed his belly and said, "get some rice paper and take this down."




Ap! We need an ap.

Like this one

just tweak it to point to MO!

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I feel like I'm witnessing an important moment in history.

like when Buddah sat down, rubbed his belly and said, "get some rice paper and take this down."



Quoted:
Is Fergadishu the new Mecca for Dinduism?

Ap! We need an ap.

Like this one

just tweak it to point to MO!



You are whitenessng, you,meant
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:37:50 PM EDT
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Facts have no place in Dinduism.
You best check yo privilege.



Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:38:10 PM EDT
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If a Pastafarian has been touched by his noodley appendage, does a Dinduist taste the rainbow?
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:44:18 PM EDT
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We president now.



Ignant.



 
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:51:18 PM EDT
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Someone should start a wikipedia page.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:51:20 PM EDT
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You can't stop the revolution.

Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:51:33 PM EDT
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Ignant.
 
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We president now.

Ignant.
 


I dindu nuffin
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:53:06 PM EDT
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Dang, there's more lip in that picture than the floor at the Oscar Mayer factory.
 
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:53:57 PM EDT
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Two pages, 2 warnings, and 2 or 3 hilarious responses.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:55:49 PM EDT
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Amen Brutha!

http://data3.whicdn.com/images/132871813/original.jpg


Hehe. The guy on the right made me think, I wonder how many of these guys get shot because they put their hands up, then abruptly drop them to their waistband because their pants began falling.

Save black lives, donate a belt today.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:56:37 PM EDT
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And several shout outs...
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:57:01 PM EDT
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Lost bad.  

 






Do they lay face down to pray??
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:59:23 PM EDT
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Two pages, 2 warnings, and 2 or 3 hilarious responses.




And several shout outs...

In the name of Obama, Air Jordan, and the EBT...amen.



 
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